July 26, 2024

Prez Pipeman Talks Biden Old, Kamala Brat and Dr. Nicole Fortin's Pericardium Happy Hour

This week is Season 18, Episode 26 and what an adventure we have this week on The Adventures of Pipeman brought to you by Talk 4 Media and Pipeman Radio.
 
Prez Pipeman might be up in the polls as we discuss the political chaos in America.  President...

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Season 18

This week is Season 18, Episode 26 and what an adventure we have this week on The Adventures of Pipeman brought to you by Talk 4 Media and Pipeman Radio.

Prez Pipeman might be up in the polls as we discuss the political chaos in America. President Biden is old and fell out of the race passing the baton to endorse Kamala Harris aka Brat so she can outbrat President Trump. We think everyone should just give the delegates to Pipeman 4 Prez.

“The body heals with play, the mind heals with laughter and the spirit heals with joy.”

Today, we welcome back our resident Traditional Chinese Medicine exert to bring a new twist to ‘Happy Hour’ as we dive into the wisdom of the Pericardium, highlighting its role not only in physical health but also in emotional and spiritual balance.

Whether you’re seeking better sleep, smoother relationships, or deeper spiritual connection, this episode is for you.

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Wake Up America.

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It's time for the Adventures so pipe Man on keeby

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Why I com list pon Beach is number one internet

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radio station. Here's your host, the pipe Man. Oh here

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I am, And this is the new Perry Como show

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on W four CY Radio, The Adventures of Pipe Man

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Here and we're gonna have Perry Como takeover. Perry Como's

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up in Canada about ready to take over at some

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point in time. And it has something to do with

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your heart. I don't know. I don't even know how

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to pronounce it, so I don't know what it is.

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We'll have to have a resident expert doctor doctor Nicole Fort,

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and when we bring her on the show, we'll have

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to have her explain it. In the meantime, we thought

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last week that we had crazy a crazy week before

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to talk about, it's even crazier this week. If you

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can imagine, like man being in America in twenty twenty four,

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you just wake up the surprises every single day, you know.

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And so let's bring our pipe nuts on because we're

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going to talk a little bit about all the crazy

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news that's going on, and then we're going to talk

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about the heart and Perry Como, so and we could

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bring we could bring doctor Nicole on too, and we'll

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just make fun of her until it's time for her

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to speak. Rebel Rebel, the cameras the camera's up here,

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Rebel Rebel, the camera's up here. Okay, Okay, pay attention.

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You are live, okay, and you run our Louisiana studio

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because I'm not allowed in Louisiana because I'm a Yankee

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and I'm a Jew, and they don't allow my type

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in your area. Okay, but they too, but they do

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allow alligators in your area. So I would like to know, Rebel,

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how do you know and I learned this this morning

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on TikTok. Okay, I learned something new, say on TikTok

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about Louisiana. About Louisiana, Okay, So how do you know

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in Louisiana when there are alligators in the water? What

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kind of tests do you do? And how do you

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figure it out?

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If you can see the butter, there's alligators in it.

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If you can see what if you.

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Can see water, there's alligators in it.

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That is absolutely the right answer. Because this TikTok the

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lady went down to the canal or whatever. She stick

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her hand in the water, brought it up to her face,

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and then she said, if it gets you wet, there's

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an alligator. So I want to ask our resident expert

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in Hispanic studies one. Okay, so is that the same

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in our neighbors to the border of the South? Okay?

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How like? How do you and I just saw something

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today that I want to know about. Did you know

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one that there is? I didn't know this because I've

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gone to Tijuana. There's a wall along the border of

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Tea in the water, so people can't get from Tijuana

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to the United States, and basically people try to swim

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around this wall, and because the water is so rough,

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nobody ever makes it. Were you aware of that or

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did you? Are you one of the people that succeeded

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and got around the wall.

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Well, first of all, I don't know how to swim,

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so there's that. But I think the one you're talking

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about is the one like at the end, at the

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very end where it's on the Pacific right. Yes, yes, yeah,

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I know I know which one you're talking about.

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So I don't you know, do you know anybody that

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has gotten around that wall?

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Not personally?

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No, you're saying the wall in the water.

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Yeah, he goes out into the ocean.

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you swim out and the water so rough it slams

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you into the sharp edges of the wall and you

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probably die. I don't know, Uh, it could happen. You're

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probably gonna drown. Let's put that one. So I say,

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I say, just put alligators in the water.

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That won't work either. No, knowing Mexicans, they will probably

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convert them into boots, belts and wallets.

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I would think it's not gonna work. I was just

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thinking maybe alligairs don't like Mexican food.

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No, no Mexicans, We'll make them listen. Like here in

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South Florida, we eat alligators tail, like that's one of

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the dishes that we have.

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I do you know, Nicole just said, who doesn't love tacos?

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I do love Mexican tacos, but I'm not talking about you.

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Imagine imagine a gatortail taco.

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a pure Mexican taco.

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Is not food though. See, yeah, we have alligators.

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We had a we had an alligator pizza as a

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special at the Stampede this year.

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This different foods every year, and yeah it was an

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alligator was the meat of choice.

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I think, like, if you're gonna make a pizza with

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alligator on it, have it like an alligator eating a raccoon.

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H If anyone would want to eat raccoons, this is

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the trash pandas.

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Well. They're not bad though.

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I was talking about the.

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Raccoons.

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No, Rebel's not talking about alligator. She's talking about Louisiana.

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People to buy you people, they eat raccoon and squirrels.

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And squirrel and bunnies are good.

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And turists they're they're famous for eating tourists.

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I've heard that before.

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Actually, I would have thought that. I would have thought

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that was more like Miami, remember that the guy.

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Yeah yeah, Well wait, okay, so one did you know

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this one? Okay? So I dated this girl that lives

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lived out in okachobee mm hmm. She was a Jehovah's witness.

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If that wasn't bad enough, If that wasn't bad enough,

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she told me about I didn't even know this existed. Okay,

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So you know the Everglades part out there, yeah, you know,

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near Okachobe not And so her family are pirates out

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there in the Everglades, like for real, like like rape,

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like raping and murdering people. And they're like little yeah yeah,

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and living out there in the Everglades near Okachobe, Florida,

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And like, so don't be wandering out there because you

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think you're just worrying about the alligators. But at least

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the ALLEGHERI will give you a ride away from the pirates.

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But it is a true story, though it is true.

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So I was a little well, no, I was a

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little nervous rebel. In fact, she was at one of

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our events one time. But imagine pissing her off. Can

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I ask a.

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Question, Yeah, you said she was a Jehovah witness, right, Yes?

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How long did you date her?

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Not very long once I found out about the pirates

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that night?

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You know, did he get to Did she visit you

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at home?

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Yes, she came to my home when.

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She knocked on the door. Did you open the door?

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Unfortunately? Yes. Have I told you, guys, the times I've

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been able to successfully I'm gonna start a seminar has

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successfully get rid of the Jehovah's witnesses.

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Okay, I need to hear these.

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Okay, So the first one, I was a teenager, and

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when I was a teenager, I used to blast my

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music through my guitar amplifier. So they come to the door.

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I'm wearing the Ozzy Diary of a Madman's shirt, which

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is where he kind of looks like the devil on

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the shirt, and I have in the background Slayer something

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like I am the anti Christ. All of is lost

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in sandy is what I am. Eternally, my soul will

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rot playing while they come to the door, and I

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just looked at him very seriously, and I was like, yeah,

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I'm a devil worshiper. You want to see that Jehovah's

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witnesses run. They will never come back to your house.

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I had a buddy of mine who made them run

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one time. It was two older ladies who knocked on

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his door, and he he'd like literally just said, Okay,

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they've been knocking like every day for a whole week.

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I'm opening the door for them for the first time.

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But he got naked first, and then he just open

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He swung the door open. He was like fully naked

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like his family behind thee.

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Yeah. I saw that comment. I was gonna say, he's

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got like you tell them a lot, I have some do.

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And it was like two older ladies, like seventy years

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years old or something like that.

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Yeah, I think they've seen and heard it all. And

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I don't know. I've always admired the JP's because they're

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probably the most relentless determined.

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You know, I want to hire them. I want to

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hire them salespeople for the to be.

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Honest, they'll never they never let let up.

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They don't take an never answer. That goes to my

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next story. Okay, so now fast forward and probably like

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ten years. I'm married with kids, I'm working. One day,

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I come home and on the dinner table, I see

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the watch tower and I go to thing one. I'm like,

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what is that? I mean, I knew what it was,

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so it wasn't that kind of what is that? It

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was like, what is that? Like we're about to have

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an argument? And she goes, oh, they just you know,

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and they stop by here and I'm like, and you

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let them in the house. She's like, yeah, I didn't

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want to be mean or rude. And I'm like, they

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will never leave, you know, you don't let them in

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the house, okay.

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And you're saying this they're having tea on the sofa.

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Yeah. So well, fast forward a few days. It's Saturday

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and I happened to be home and they come knocking

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at the door and she says, you can't to answer.

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I can't say no to them, and I know you

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can and I can't, And so I go answer the

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door and they asked for my wife. I'm like, she

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told me to answer the door because she's too nice.

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She can't say no to you. I am not nice

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and I have no problem saying no to you. And

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she's and they're like, well, blah blah blah, we're Jews,

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we're not interested. Well that's not the impression we got

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from your wife. And that was from my wife while

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you were here. Yeah, that was a bad triggera bull.

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I'm like, yeah, because she won't be mean, I will.

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So I'm telling you right now, we're not interested. And

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if you ever come back here again, you probably will

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never leave. Have a nice day, Have a nice day.

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And I slammed the door. They never came back. They

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would have been, they would have been. Uh listen, my

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ex wife thing one, she was a redneck, half redneck,

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half hillbilly, gave those Jehovah's witnesses to her family for

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the family reunion barbecue.

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Hey, I have a question. What's the difference between a

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redneck and a hillbilly?

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So, first of all, one of them has a redneck

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in the other dozen. Okay, that's just the obvious answer. Okay,

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the hillbillies are from the mountains. Rednecks are from like

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the swamps, the flatlands. Basically, that's why it comes down to.

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And do you know what a cracker is, Because that's

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what we have in Florida. We have rednecks Hillbillies. But

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a native Floridian is a cracker. Do you know what

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a cracker is?

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Yeah, Like I think it's like a saltine cracker, a

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white cracker. But I imagine like in Florida, you going, yeah,

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they eat saltine crackers.

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Okay, all they can afford. They they can't afford anything

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more than insulting rather, believe it or not, is an

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old term that came from the time of slavery, and

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that's what they used to call the Florida slave owners

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crackers because they would crack the rip and whip on

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the slaves. So next time one of these proud crackers

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in Florida, it says this stuff, punch them in the face.

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Yeah, I always thought violence.

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Please.

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Yeah. Well, listen, we're promoting love here today.

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Okay, and here's what I have to say. Okay, here's

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what I have to say about all this. Forget promoting

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love and all that crap, because listen, President Biden is

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so old that he fell out of the president presidential race.

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He tripped and he fell out of the race. Okay,

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and then physically or metaphorically, I think in every way

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that's what happened. Is like he tripped and fell, and

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they're like, Joe, you can't do this anymore. And then

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all sudden, all the Democrats they all got against him.

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And then finally the grandfather of all Democrats in this

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current time, President Obama, said Joe, you need to step aside,

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you go, and and that made room for the brat,

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the bratt because we now have the brat running for president,

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which which.

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I knew was gonna happen because and that that money

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that was raised for oh they campaign, that's all going

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to go towards Hurr campaign.

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Now, right. They said it's easy before this all went down,

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they said, it's an easy transition because it automatically goes

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to there was somebody else.

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She's the only one that benefits from Biden, you know,

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not running.

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They were talking about Hillary. There was conspiracy Hillary now,

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so Hillary and Bill were the first one student doors Comma. Now,

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I think it would have been interesting if they brought

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Hillary in because it's like celebrity death rematch, okay, and

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so it would be to first it was. It would

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have been I do. I think it would have been

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so interesting, Like but I have to tell you, I

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don't care. Replica Republican Democrat or Jedi, it doesn't matter.

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I don't give a frick. Thank god we have somebody

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that is that is like pre dementia age. Thank god,

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we have somebody younger that actually can move faster than

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a snail. Thank god, we have somebody that actually smiles,

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because Donald I've never seen him smile. Okay, And you

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know Joe was incapable of smiling. He had the hollow eyes.

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He had those hollow eyes. Did you notice that. Went

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there's a certain age where you're and we're gonna have

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doctor Nicole jump in on that.

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Now, let's talk more about that.

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Because there is this point in time, and I bet

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they believe this in traditional Chinese medicine where something happens

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to the eyes because the eyes are like the center

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of everything, and you could see in that. To beate,

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Joe was like not there. I had a grandmother that

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had Alzheimer's and I saw that look in the eyes.

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There's a certain look that they get in the eyes

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when they start getting either Alzheimer's dementia or they're just

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on their way their foot. One foot's on banana peel,

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the other one is in the unknown Soldiers cemetery.

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Okay, we need to stop right there before we get

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in trouble. We're not this is for general general purposes.

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No, I'm just saying, like, how many people do you

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know Joe's age that are still alive? Okay, today, by

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the way, is my father's birthday. My father would have

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probably ye how yeah, he would have been older than Joe,

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but he died before Joe's age. Okay, there's not many

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people that make it to Joe's age. But when you're

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walking when you're no, he's eighty one years old, and

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when you walk like you did when you were first

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starting to walk with those little steps, that's when you're

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on your way. Like he slipped on a banana peel

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and fell out of the presidential race. I want doctor

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Nicole to chime in on this from a traditional Chinese

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medicine perspective and tell us about that. I sing, am

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I right? Or am I just being pipe man? Well?

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Right now, I'm just imagining like a video game of

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Mario Kart where the banana peals are all strewn around.

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Now, that's Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong is the banana peels

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is better.

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Donkey Kong.

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He is part of.

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The eyes. Yeah, the eyes tell no secrets, so you know,

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the eyes relate to your spirit or your shn so

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you can tell. I mean, there's a lot to read

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about the eyes, but in general you can see through

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like someone's soul, right, they're the windows of the soul. Yes,

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and when death.

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Wears those glasses that wiggle around, so nobody how dark

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her soul is.

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But go on, I'm sorry, doctor, Yeah, but you're the

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one that wears glasses all the time.

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So exactly what do you got.

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To hide.

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Myself? You know, and I'm you. We don't even believe

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in satan. So if I believed in Satan, i'd be satan, right,

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because I am the anti Christ. All love is lost

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and sandy is what I am. Eternally, my soul will rot.

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That is the actual lyrics of a Slayer song called

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the arist But anyway, go on, doctor Nicole. But you

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agree with me though, that once the light starts dimming

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in the brain, the light dims in the eyes.

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Yeah, we'll be reflected. And then when we talk about death,

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it's like separation of your you know, your body and

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your spirit. So as you see the dimmingness, that's you know,

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we're we're kind of born into this life with a

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certain amount of essence or I don't know. I don't

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want to call it spirit, but it's like we're brought

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into this world, we have a certain amount and then

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it goes and then it's done. So you can see

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maybe the eyes how but you can also see that

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when someone who's like really separated after a traumatic event,

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Like there's a lot of ways you can see that

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through the eyes. But yeah, I mean, in this instance,

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I agree with you. It's a little lost. No, no,

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shen no, rebel. There's nothing really to connect to Rebel.

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We gotta see what Louisiana's education systems all about. So

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I'd like to know from you, rebel. Yes, why is

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Kamala a Bratt?

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A good question?

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You don't know either, doctor.

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Nicole, No, have no idea hold on.

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I want to hear the Louisiana response.

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I really don't know anything about this woman.

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I'll bet you Wan knows. I'll bet you wan.

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Do you know are we saying Bradison like she's a

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brat or like Bradison Bratt's.

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No, we're saying and see you should know one. I'm

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I'm a shame that you're from the younger generations, okay,

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because it's actually this whole platform, uh, to get the

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gen Z voters. So brat, I don't know if you've

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seen on TikTok or stuff like the slang kids are

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using nowadays, like you you need translation more than ever.

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Like I watched this TikTok. It's his mom and she's

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trying to find out what her daughter's saying because she's

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speaking a foreign language and it's really just new slang.

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So bratt means cool, Okay, it's a it's a gen

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Z term for cool, and here it's more than that.

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It's more than that because that has serious meaning to it. Unapologetic, messy,

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brash internet it girl womanhood, in which some describe as

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the antidote to the perfectionism of the clean girl aesthetic.

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So basically, to translate for those people that don't understand

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in Louisiana, because the education system, that means instead of

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the Barbie types, it's the hot, mess messy just I'm

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just being me female. That's totally cool because they're not Barbie.

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And that's what a brat is.

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And see, I thought you meant like a brat's doll

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kind of like the big small body.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's similar. It's a similar thing, and

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that's probably where they got it from. And so there's

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this music artist that has like this font and color

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for Brat and now there's a whole thing. Now you'll

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see if you go on Instagram that Kamala. It's on

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the news. Kamala has like her logo and stuff on

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different things with the Brat colors and the Brat font.

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And she's like fifty six, I think.

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Yeah, she's twenty years younger than Trump. So here's what

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I have to say too. Okay, this has nothing to

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do with parties. I hate the bull crap of the

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division and the party and this and that has nothing

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to do with who to vote for, who not to

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vote for, or what have you. But one thing I

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can say that I am very happy about him being

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dead serious, that there's actually people getting excited about the

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election and there's a lot of like positive energy going

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on now because there was none with Biden. Okay, his

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own party wasn't excited. His own party was like oh

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and like that. Do you know that Kamala in twenty

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four hours raised more than any presidential candidate in history,

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and you know it is pretty wild to me, Like,

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I just think it's pretty wild that if she does

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get elected, not only is she the first woman president,

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she's the first woman, black, Indian Asian president that goes

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along with you, Nicole, because she's Asian. So I know

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you're from Canada. Yeah, well, I know you're from Canada.

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So you need to hurry up and get your residency,

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your your citizenship in the United States and vote for

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the Asian candidate.

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Residents vote, might as well just three throw the vote in.

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Yeah, yeah, just nail it in. Did I ever tell

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you what happened to me in real life? So in Wellington,

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I went to vote and they gave me my voting

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material and I told them that's not me because it

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has your name on it and stuff. And I'm like,

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that's not me, and they're like, yes it is. I'm like,

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I'm telling you, I think I know who I am

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and that's not me. And then I'm trying to show

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them because they didn't ask me for my ID, and

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I'm trying to show them my ID to prove that

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it's not me, and you gave me the wrong voting

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stuff and they did not want to see my ID.

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I literally had to make a big stink and finally

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get somebody in charge to say, uh, does that look

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like me?

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And that's ridiculous.

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Yeah. So, but Florida's famous for always screwing up elections anyway. Okay,

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it's either US or Texas every election. Every election it's

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user Texas.

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Oh god, I live in Florida and I'm from Texas,

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so that kind of hit me both ways.

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Yeah, now it all makes sense now. See Trump is right,

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it's because of you people coming over the border and

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trying to vote in both states.

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That's what he was. Yeah, yea.

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Here it's like it's like if you're based on the census,

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your name, they have it all by regions, so you

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have to go to a designated spot vote and then

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they have your name, they have your piece of paper. Yeah,

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and then they cross off your name when you show

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up and.

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Yeah, they crossed off whatever name it was. It wasn't.

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My name's weird, you know. And then I think it's

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very appropriate. Okay, So I think I think maybe the

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powers that be had something to do with Chad being

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on the life now that I think about it. I

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didn't think about this before, but it was shortly after

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the Chad thing that happened with voting in Florida. So

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I think that somebody felt he was the cause of

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the election being lost due to the Hanging Chad because

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he was like hanging out at the voting booths. Will

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you think, Rebel, you were here? Did you did that

450
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even occur to you? Rebel? Maybe that's just maybe that's

451
00:29:14.039 --> 00:29:16.799
just my like weird hypothesis. I don't know.

452
00:29:17.759 --> 00:29:19.480
I'm gonna go with your weird hypo.

453
00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:24.279
You mean he was playing tricks on you from the

454
00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:25.160
other side.

455
00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:30.119
No, no, no, no. When he was alive, we had

456
00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:35.759
the debacle that caused Gore the election of the hanging

457
00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:40.079
Chad in Florida, and Chad just happened to be hanging

458
00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:43.359
out at the phoning boosts. So I don't know, it

459
00:29:43.440 --> 00:29:44.279
might be related.

460
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:45.839
I don't think.

461
00:29:46.960 --> 00:29:50.519
Okay, I'll go with you, Rebel, because it did sound

462
00:29:50.559 --> 00:29:54.160
a little outlandish to me. But you know that was

463
00:29:54.200 --> 00:29:55.480
in the pipe man brain.

464
00:29:56.200 --> 00:29:58.079
So why'd you let it out?

465
00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:03.599
So we trade it. We traded in my condo association

466
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:10.000
president for a brat doll, and so now it's the

467
00:30:10.039 --> 00:30:13.960
brat doll against the Chucky doll for President of the

468
00:30:14.079 --> 00:30:21.359
United States of America. And and let's not forget pipe Man.

469
00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:22.680
You mean the actual Chucky doll?

470
00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:26.640
No, I mean the the other one went the orange hair.

471
00:30:27.920 --> 00:30:29.680
I was going to vote for, you know, the actual

472
00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:30.400
Chucky doll.

473
00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:33.759
But no, you have to vote for pipe Man because

474
00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:35.400
here I have some new platform.

475
00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:38.160
About the alligator or the raccoons. There was a there

476
00:30:38.240 --> 00:30:42.079
was Homo for hiring a raccoon as mayor of Toronto

477
00:30:42.279 --> 00:30:42.720
one year.

478
00:30:43.759 --> 00:30:45.039
I remember that that.

479
00:30:48.599 --> 00:30:50.119
Trash will always be taken out.

480
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:54.960
Yeah. How about people that leave in their will? They

481
00:30:55.079 --> 00:31:02.160
leave money to their cat? Okay, like, I'm sorry, you

482
00:31:02.160 --> 00:31:05.000
can love that cats what you want. That's the stupidest

483
00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:07.480
ship I ever heard in my life. Okay, think about it.

484
00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:11.000
That's the only thing they got unconditional love from.

485
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:13.880
But how what is the cat gonna do? The cat

486
00:31:13.920 --> 00:31:15.920
can't get cash to check.

487
00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:22.519
Someone who's taking care of the cat would be responsible

488
00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:23.359
for the cat's need.

489
00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:27.279
No, it's the cat's decision. The cat is the executor

490
00:31:27.319 --> 00:31:29.319
of the will. What do you do?

491
00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:31.799
I'll take care of the cat. I'll translate for him too.

492
00:31:32.599 --> 00:31:34.759
Yeah, there you go, go, the.

493
00:31:34.759 --> 00:31:39.440
Cat says the new car. The cat says, I do.

494
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:42.680
Love all the positive excitement going on. Now, I think

495
00:31:42.680 --> 00:31:45.240
we have a fight. Like before it was just like

496
00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:48.680
we had a debate and and it was like the

497
00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:52.319
bully just beat up on on the nerdy kid while

498
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:56.079
he was down on the ground flopping like a fish.

499
00:31:56.440 --> 00:32:00.839
And now we have think of this, think of this.

500
00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:07.839
This is the prosecutor attorney general against the thirty four

501
00:32:08.039 --> 00:32:12.799
time convicted felon. Like, if that's not a celebrity deathmatch,

502
00:32:12.920 --> 00:32:17.039
I don't know what is. And okay, and me pipe man,

503
00:32:17.119 --> 00:32:18.960
and we're gonna have to run the commercial in a

504
00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:22.640
second here, Juan, so queue it up. I am going

505
00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:27.359
to tell you right now that I vow that if

506
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:33.240
I'm elected president, I will get thirty five convictions of felonies.

507
00:32:33.960 --> 00:32:37.680
Yeah, why not thirty six? Make it even?

508
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:40.079
You know? Good idea?

509
00:32:40.160 --> 00:32:41.640
One for good I don't like god numbers.

510
00:32:41.880 --> 00:32:44.640
I like a birthday cake. One for good luck. There

511
00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:49.759
you go, Or like the birthday spankings. Speaking of birthday spankings, snubble,

512
00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:53.640
you're wearing those ponent and pigtails there. Do you like

513
00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:55.200
birthday spankings?

514
00:32:56.200 --> 00:32:57.839
Depends on who's giving them.

515
00:32:58.559 --> 00:33:00.680
Who do you like them from? Who do you not

516
00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:04.359
like them from? And let's just say number one person.

517
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:07.680
Let's start with number one person you don't like them from.

518
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:11.079
Who is it the number one person I don't like

519
00:33:11.160 --> 00:33:14.440
them from?

520
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:17.160
While you think about that, well, we run the pipe

521
00:33:17.160 --> 00:33:21.319
Man for pres campaign because now you know Kama's really

522
00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:24.000
heating it up, so I need to run my campaign.

523
00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:24.279
Now.

524
00:33:24.720 --> 00:33:28.079
I was like not worried when Joe was sleeping, you know,

525
00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:32.720
but now like she's really pumped up, and I have

526
00:33:32.759 --> 00:33:35.119
to go out there and say we're gonna pump you up.

527
00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:42.000
Do it? Wan roll it, Hey, folks, this is Bill Clinton.

528
00:33:42.119 --> 00:33:44.680
I listen to W four C why dot com and

529
00:33:44.799 --> 00:33:48.279
just remember I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

530
00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:52.640
Looks Nicole's trying not to laugh. He's hold me back.

531
00:33:52.680 --> 00:33:55.839
So bring back to good old days and I will

532
00:33:56.039 --> 00:34:00.599
have sexual relations with that woman. Vote Pipeman for Pres.

533
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:07.599
But I won't have sexual relations with Hillary Rotten.

534
00:34:08.039 --> 00:34:09.639
That your campaign.

535
00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:17.760
Yeah, like, listen, free group on for everybody that votes

536
00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:18.000
for me.

537
00:34:20.480 --> 00:34:25.639
Come on, god, it's hilarious. A lot of people.

538
00:34:26.840 --> 00:34:30.159
Listen. If I'm going to run for present, it's my

539
00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:39.360
job to serve, Yeah, serve what whatever whatever works inside

540
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:40.480
of them.

541
00:34:41.840 --> 00:34:47.360
Oh my god, these pearl necklaces for everybody.

542
00:34:47.400 --> 00:34:52.119
Well, I prefer to give them pearls opposed to pearl necklaces.

543
00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:54.440
Where would the pearls be placed at.

544
00:34:57.719 --> 00:34:57.800
That?

545
00:34:58.599 --> 00:35:04.000
So Trump's bunky, it was an expert at that, So

546
00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:05.960
I got it from Trump Spunky.

547
00:35:10.920 --> 00:35:13.639
I want to see the platforms, man.

548
00:35:14.719 --> 00:35:17.039
I want to do. I want to say a couple

549
00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:19.599
more things, and then we have to get to to

550
00:35:19.639 --> 00:35:25.679
talk about Perry Como. So, first of all, happy birthday, Dad.

551
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:31.199
Here's something probably none of you know. Well, Rebel probably

552
00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:34.000
knows because she was there. Do you know that both

553
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:38.239
my parents when I got the text message that they died,

554
00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:43.360
both were during an Adventures of Pipe Man Live show,

555
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:49.400
like literally, and I didn't even skip a beat, Like

556
00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:51.599
I got the text message. We weren't on video then,

557
00:35:51.639 --> 00:35:53.639
so I can look at my phone and I got

558
00:35:53.639 --> 00:35:59.960
the text message, and I literally when my you remember this, Rebel,

559
00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:05.400
when my dad passed away. Literally, the guest, Okay, this

560
00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:08.960
is the weirdest shit ever. Literally, the guest on my

561
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:18.679
show was promoting biodegradable cremation things that like you threw

562
00:36:18.719 --> 00:36:23.800
them in the ocean and they were biodegradable, So you

563
00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:30.519
remember that, and this lady's pitching these biodegradable Earns, and

564
00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:33.840
I get a text message that my dad passed away,

565
00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:39.280
Like that's so my dad though, because he's like way

566
00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:43.119
more of a character than I am. And I could

567
00:36:43.159 --> 00:36:46.239
see him on the other side doing that as a joke,

568
00:36:47.079 --> 00:36:51.760
like I guarantee that's what happened, Like I'm gonna fuck

569
00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:55.920
with you, okay, And that's what happened. He went to

570
00:36:55.960 --> 00:36:59.440
the other side and he's like, he probably paid somebody

571
00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:06.000
here go on the show and then do it right

572
00:37:06.039 --> 00:37:08.280
at this time, and I'll have him send the text

573
00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:13.920
message and it was it was you were there, rebel right.

574
00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:19.840
I'm not lying about this, Like it literally I couldn't

575
00:37:19.840 --> 00:37:22.880
believe it, Like it blew my freaking mind, you know.

576
00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:28.480
And so yeah, So then what happened was I did

577
00:37:28.519 --> 00:37:33.400
take a commercial break. I went out onto the terrorist

578
00:37:33.440 --> 00:37:37.000
by this studio where the bar is downstairs, and there

579
00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:41.639
was somebody that worked at the pet store nearby, and

580
00:37:42.400 --> 00:37:46.280
basically she was a newtist and she was very drunk.

581
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:50.679
So I decided to do what Richie Piper, my dad

582
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:53.639
would want done on that show, and I brought her

583
00:37:53.800 --> 00:37:55.960
up and had her take her clothes off live on

584
00:37:56.039 --> 00:38:02.119
the air. That was my dedication to my father. You know,

585
00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:04.280
I was just paying him back because the first time

586
00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:06.400
I ever showed up to Florida, the first place he

587
00:38:06.440 --> 00:38:09.039
took me to was a strip club. So I was

588
00:38:09.079 --> 00:38:12.679
just repaying the favor. I did that when I got married, too,

589
00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:17.119
Like when I met my step mother, he says to me,

590
00:38:17.119 --> 00:38:20.599
meet your new step mother, or meet your new mother,

591
00:38:20.639 --> 00:38:23.039
and we're moving California in three days. And he can't

592
00:38:23.079 --> 00:38:27.360
tell a living soul ever true story word for word.

593
00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:32.360
So when I met Thing one, it was after work.

594
00:38:33.159 --> 00:38:35.199
I used to go on the sea escape here in

595
00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:38.880
Fort Lawyerdale with my dad three times a week and

596
00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:44.039
gamble on the gambling ship. I was in the investment

597
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:45.679
business at the time, so I used to gamble with

598
00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:48.199
other people's my old day and then I'd go gamble

599
00:38:48.280 --> 00:38:50.719
my money. And I used to call it my second job,

600
00:38:51.519 --> 00:38:54.000
you know, because and I was doing good. I was

601
00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:57.880
making money actually every week until Thing one, and then

602
00:38:57.920 --> 00:39:02.639
I brought her on the cruise and within a half

603
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:07.800
an hour I lost nine hundred dollars. So with my mental.

604
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:10.760
Work, before you threw her off photorway.

605
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:14.559
No no, I applied my own mental illness and took

606
00:39:14.559 --> 00:39:17.719
her up to the top deck and got on knee

607
00:39:17.719 --> 00:39:21.639
in an Armani suit and proposed because I needed no

608
00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:25.559
wonder my daughter does that shit. I needed something to

609
00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:28.199
make me feel better because I lost nine hundred dollars.

610
00:39:28.519 --> 00:39:32.119
So then at the end of the cruise, what's the idea? Yeah, yeah,

611
00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:34.920
So then at the end of the cruise, at the

612
00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:37.000
end of the cruise, and like I had only known

613
00:39:37.039 --> 00:39:41.000
her for three weeks at that point, and at the

614
00:39:41.079 --> 00:39:44.119
end of the cruise, were sitting down in the bar.

615
00:39:44.199 --> 00:39:46.119
Because that's what would happen. My dad and I would

616
00:39:46.159 --> 00:39:50.920
gamble separately because if you know, gamblers don't, don't mess

617
00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:55.280
with them on their gambling. So we would be separate

618
00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:58.679
because if I would talk to him, go away from me,

619
00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:03.320
go to the other side of Cassine. And so we

620
00:40:03.320 --> 00:40:06.000
would meet at the bar at the end of the cruise,

621
00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:09.239
after the casino closes. So he comes down and I

622
00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:11.280
said to him, meet your new daughter in law. So

623
00:40:11.840 --> 00:40:14.639
just like I did now I get I gave his

624
00:40:14.719 --> 00:40:18.440
own line back to him. Of course, it was kind

625
00:40:18.480 --> 00:40:21.760
of a stupid move on my part, obviously, you know,

626
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:24.880
because there was a thing too. So obviously thing one

627
00:40:25.039 --> 00:40:30.679
was not the right one, just saying, you know, but

628
00:40:31.079 --> 00:40:34.840
She is available for anybody out there that wants somebody.

629
00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:37.920
She is available, and I'll be glad live over the

630
00:40:37.960 --> 00:40:39.400
air to give you her phone number.

631
00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:42.880
And here we switch over to the dating game. Some

632
00:40:43.039 --> 00:40:44.679
people who didn't want you might.

633
00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:50.639
Want so okay, but now let's let's switch gears and

634
00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:56.000
go to the Perry Como Show and with our special

635
00:40:56.039 --> 00:41:00.639
guest star, doctor Nicole Forton. She is a special in

636
00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:06.719
northern medicine. Oh wait, no, it's not northern. Yeah, I

637
00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:09.159
was thinking because you're up in Canada, it's north.

638
00:41:09.480 --> 00:41:09.679
I know.

639
00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:12.920
That's a good one. I've never I've never considered that before.

640
00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:17.679
Are you like Glinda the Witch of the North, the

641
00:41:17.719 --> 00:41:20.559
good Witch of the North. There are no There are

642
00:41:20.599 --> 00:41:23.239
no good witches. They're all bad witches, which is what

643
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:26.960
makes them good because I don't want a goodie t shoes,

644
00:41:27.000 --> 00:41:29.000
which I want witch. That's a little bad, you know

645
00:41:29.039 --> 00:41:29.480
what I'm saying.

646
00:41:29.559 --> 00:41:31.320
Someone can stir the pot a little.

647
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:36.760
Bit something like that, ye or something.

648
00:41:38.519 --> 00:41:39.639
That's a little something.

649
00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:44.880
But let's talk about Perry Como. What is Perry Como anyway?

650
00:41:45.199 --> 00:41:46.079
What do you want to know?

651
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:52.039
Okay, So Wond's boy confused because probably the listeners are confused.

652
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:57.440
Rebel knows what's going on here, but let me it's here.

653
00:41:57.519 --> 00:41:59.760
It's wait, it's it's it's.

654
00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:01.639
Yeah, what are okay?

655
00:42:01.719 --> 00:42:04.639
So like there it is there, it is okay there.

656
00:42:04.679 --> 00:42:07.760
It is quite a picture. Yeah, yeah, I.

657
00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:15.440
Mean can you describe that picture and describe that picture

658
00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:15.760
to us?

659
00:42:16.960 --> 00:42:17.199
Yeah?

660
00:42:17.280 --> 00:42:21.159
That is okay. Imagine a piece of chicken and you've

661
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:24.239
got like the chicken breast and then there's like that

662
00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:28.559
thin film over top of it. You know, it's kind

663
00:42:28.559 --> 00:42:32.519
of like there you go. Yeah, but instead of chicken breast,

664
00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:35.679
this is actually a human heart and the surrounding layer

665
00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:36.599
is the.

666
00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:42.239
Paring one got done with it? Okay, that's what it

667
00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:43.000
looks like to me.

668
00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:46.880
Yeah, yeah, ripped to shreds.

669
00:42:47.559 --> 00:42:49.519
And brown and brown.

670
00:42:50.239 --> 00:42:53.599
That looks like yellow yellow. Yeah, I mean there's no

671
00:42:53.719 --> 00:42:54.760
life in that like that.

672
00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:58.119
Those eyes are gone.

673
00:43:02.199 --> 00:43:03.840
I don't even know that. I heard what you said.

674
00:43:03.920 --> 00:43:04.719
I'm gonna leave it.

675
00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:09.000
Though, I said, I said, there has been life in

676
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:10.280
my heart sins.

677
00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:12.960
Oh, that makes a lot of sense. That's why you

678
00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:14.000
don't want to show your eyes.

679
00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:14.400
You know.

680
00:43:14.679 --> 00:43:19.239
It's like like like heartless cold. I'm just kidding. I'm

681
00:43:19.239 --> 00:43:22.280
just kidding. It's maybe it's a protective thing. Maybe because

682
00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:27.280
your pericardium, the layer around your heart is you know, exposed,

683
00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:30.880
that you have to take extra forms of protection for yourself.

684
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:34.840
Well, what that picture looks like to me is like

685
00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:38.280
I had a bad day and my condom ripped and

686
00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:40.719
now I'm a dad mm hmmmm.

687
00:43:41.880 --> 00:43:43.760
It does look like it kind of is a condom.

688
00:43:43.880 --> 00:43:44.039
You know.

689
00:43:44.280 --> 00:43:48.079
It adds that layer, the protection layer, It adds lubrication,

690
00:43:48.920 --> 00:43:51.320
It creates connection between people.

691
00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:55.519
Yeah, And the whole time during your show yesterday, the

692
00:43:55.599 --> 00:43:58.400
Language of Healing that's on our women's station W four

693
00:43:58.639 --> 00:44:02.320
w N Radio, W four WN dot com, or Women's

694
00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:07.760
Empowerment Station two o'clock every Tuesday, doctor Nicole Forton has

695
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the language appealing and yesterday and I co host yesterday

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on there. The whole time I was thinking with this

697
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Perry Como thing is that.

698
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You know, here we go, rebel, this is coming?

699
00:44:23.840 --> 00:44:28.960
What what's coming towards? Oh yeah, So here's what I

700
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was thinking. The whole time You're sitting there describing a

701
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piece of chicken, which I could see that in that picture. Okay,

702
00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:38.679
but the whole time I was thinking of the skin

703
00:44:38.960 --> 00:44:40.440
around the ball sack.

704
00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:46.440
Okay, you want to talk about that.

705
00:44:46.679 --> 00:44:49.320
I love Well, no, I'm saying, isn't that the same thing.

706
00:44:49.400 --> 00:44:52.920
It's like it's a skin around the ballsack. It's protecting

707
00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:58.559
your ball and the pericardium is protecting your heart.

708
00:44:58.800 --> 00:45:01.760
That's right. Yeah, and then even inside.

709
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:03.760
All your kicked in the balls, it still hurts. And

710
00:45:03.800 --> 00:45:06.199
if you get kicked in the heart, it still hurts.

711
00:45:06.559 --> 00:45:11.840
Yes, yeah, it just takes a little bit of the

712
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shock shock wave away, not all of it. Yeah, cuts the.

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Blood there, it is the glasses make a return, you know, Rebel,

714
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that does you have much nicer eyes now? Rebel just

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saying you.

716
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Look out see the eyes can tell you know that's

717
00:45:32.239 --> 00:45:37.519
a nice round eye like that is very emotionally expressive person. No,

718
00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:39.000
no problems expressed right away.

719
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Did you see there is a funny thing on TikTok

720
00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:48.280
out there of this Asian dude, uh doing an impression

721
00:45:48.760 --> 00:45:54.639
of American dude. Okay, yeah, he's doing this. He's like gone,

722
00:45:56.159 --> 00:45:59.239
he's gone like that too. And if you want to

723
00:45:59.239 --> 00:45:59.920
go to the.

724
00:46:04.440 --> 00:46:06.920
I think American impersonations are funny.

725
00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:13.880
Yeah, well yeah, your impression of an American as a Canadian,

726
00:46:13.920 --> 00:46:15.239
what's your impression.

727
00:46:14.800 --> 00:46:17.039
Of an American which way to the beach.

728
00:46:19.159 --> 00:46:20.000
It's not that way.

729
00:46:20.119 --> 00:46:24.199
See that would be that's like such a California thing

730
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to do.

731
00:46:26.559 --> 00:46:30.960
So, yeah, we used to ditch school and hitchhiker or

732
00:46:31.039 --> 00:46:32.079
hill or the hillbilly's.

733
00:46:32.079 --> 00:46:33.960
I don't, I don't know if we have the hillbillies.

734
00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:36.159
We never we don't call them the hill people like that.

735
00:46:37.000 --> 00:46:40.800
Go watch the show Beverly Hillbillies and they will know

736
00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:46.639
what a hillbilly is right there. Hillbillies are like, I.

737
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:50.960
Don't know where they got the strong in their mouth.

738
00:46:53.000 --> 00:46:53.760
What's the difference.

739
00:46:54.599 --> 00:46:57.320
Isn't that like also kind of a redneck like, well.

740
00:46:57.199 --> 00:46:59.519
No, the red necks they have strong in their mouth too,

741
00:46:59.840 --> 00:47:03.880
but their hats different. Like a hillbilly will have like

742
00:47:03.960 --> 00:47:08.079
some weird hat on, whereas a redneck usually will have

743
00:47:08.199 --> 00:47:14.440
like a baseball cap on something like that. Okay, redneck

744
00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:18.559
stend to do, but bandanas more than hillbilly's. Hillbillies do

745
00:47:18.679 --> 00:47:24.960
more overalls, Okay, okay, and you know what, how they

746
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:29.000
do a barbecue is different. Okay, because hillbilly's generally.

747
00:47:28.920 --> 00:47:30.280
That's very culturally different.

748
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:35.440
Then yeah, definitely, hillbillies are like, I don't know, Paul,

749
00:47:36.159 --> 00:47:40.039
what well you think about them? People down there below.

750
00:47:40.679 --> 00:47:44.159
It's a bit crazy, aren't they. You'll go down there

751
00:47:44.239 --> 00:47:46.719
to town because we will be up there in these

752
00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:48.719
hills and stay away from them people.

753
00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:53.679
Between them, because one will have like a wife beater

754
00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:55.480
shirt on and one will have an.

755
00:47:55.360 --> 00:48:01.480
Actual yeah he'll. Billies are usually in the Appalachian Mountains,

756
00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:06.079
and they're seen as like low intelligence people. That's like

757
00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:06.840
one of these.

758
00:48:06.639 --> 00:48:09.880
Because they're away from society. They're up in the mountains, like, yeah,

759
00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:12.039
they're more like, uh, they.

760
00:48:12.079 --> 00:48:14.440
Probably have more knowledge than most because they know how

761
00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:16.039
to live off the plan and they know.

762
00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:21.039
Yeah yeah, because they're eating other humans from down below.

763
00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:23.880
You gotta do what you gotta do.

764
00:48:24.840 --> 00:48:29.000
But also hillbillies, they they there was something else I

765
00:48:29.039 --> 00:48:33.119
was going to say about them that's different, but now

766
00:48:33.239 --> 00:48:36.599
I lost it. But definitely I think hillbillies might have

767
00:48:36.679 --> 00:48:44.199
more teeth than rednecks. It's close. It, it's definitely close, okay,

768
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:49.119
And there's something else about But meanwhile, let's talk about

769
00:48:49.119 --> 00:48:54.840
the pericardium and I'll think about that and probably yeah, probably.

770
00:48:54.440 --> 00:48:58.800
Yeah, yeah, Well yesterday you were also you know, wanting

771
00:48:58.800 --> 00:49:00.800
to bring in well, the pair of cardium happy hour.

772
00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:02.599
What is that? Even it's just a time where it's

773
00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:07.480
a social, social time where you should be enjoying interactions

774
00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:09.960
with others a lighthearted manner. It really sets you up

775
00:49:10.000 --> 00:49:13.599
for good life, good sleep. You wanted to bring up

776
00:49:13.639 --> 00:49:18.920
Trent Reznor yesterday I felt a little getting closer. It's

777
00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:22.360
a good intimate time. Seven to nine pm. Okay, it's

778
00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:26.000
after dinner. Your body's got its nutrients and then all

779
00:49:26.039 --> 00:49:28.880
the heart, the blood and the oxygen's going in your heart,

780
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so it's time for communication and social happy hour.

781
00:49:32.920 --> 00:49:36.760
I always without you. I also feel no see I

782
00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:42.280
feel the happy hour for pericardium is you drink blood.

783
00:49:43.599 --> 00:49:44.880
That should be a happy hour.

784
00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:51.679
I mean there is blood moving around, you are receiving blood.

785
00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:56.519
So the question is when a vampire goes in and

786
00:49:56.639 --> 00:49:59.639
pulls your heart out of your body, does it include

787
00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:00.639
Harry Como.

788
00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:04.039
Oh for sure it does. If you're getting through the heart,

789
00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:07.400
you are definitely taking that support system with it. It's

790
00:50:08.199 --> 00:50:10.280
so it's you know, it might it might try to resist,

791
00:50:10.360 --> 00:50:12.000
It might try it might put up a good fight,

792
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but yeah, you would take it and probably the tongue

793
00:50:14.320 --> 00:50:16.079
with it too. Did you know that that you can

794
00:50:16.159 --> 00:50:18.159
rip out the tongue and pull the heart with it.

795
00:50:18.679 --> 00:50:22.320
Oh yeah, that's pretty cool. I want to try that

796
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:24.360
next week. We're going to try that next week on

797
00:50:24.440 --> 00:50:26.559
the Adventures of Pipe Man. We're going to get somebody

798
00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:31.079
to volunteer to do that and see what happens. So

799
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nobody's gonna while mess next week.

800
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So the tongue and the heart are connected.

801
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Mm hmm.

802
00:50:36.159 --> 00:50:39.320
So when you say I'm speaking from the heart, yeah,

803
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that's like a literal sense.

804
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Or yeah, literal, so many literal things. We should do

805
00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:48.679
a whole episode on that too. You know, someone's full

806
00:50:48.719 --> 00:50:51.800
of hot air? That also is an expression, you know anyway.

807
00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:54.360
Oh yeah, what did you have? Well, I was just

808
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gonna say it's also it makes sense because what happens

809
00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:02.400
when you stick your tongue in somebody else's mouth, Their

810
00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:09.320
heart pounds, So it makes sense other things. Does that

811
00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:12.719
mean your tongue is connected to everybody's heart or just

812
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:13.199
your own?

813
00:51:14.639 --> 00:51:17.880
Okay, yeah, just your own? But I mean if you

814
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want to spread the love, that's a good way to

815
00:51:20.679 --> 00:51:25.400
do it. Also with your hands and time, it's the

816
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magical time.

817
00:51:26.920 --> 00:51:29.320
Hey one, do you have another show after this it's

818
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live or is it already set up?

819
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That's already set.

820
00:51:32.480 --> 00:51:35.360
Up Okay, good, because I want to give Nicole a

821
00:51:35.360 --> 00:51:39.960
little more time here. So first let's just say, Nicole,

822
00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:44.079
tell people how they can reach out to you, how

823
00:51:44.079 --> 00:51:46.920
they can contact you, what you're all about, what kind

824
00:51:46.960 --> 00:51:51.719
of services do you offer people? And about your radio show,

825
00:51:51.800 --> 00:51:55.199
TV show, podcast? And you have about five seconds to

826
00:51:55.239 --> 00:51:55.760
get it all in.

827
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Okay, the language of healing. The language of healing instance

828
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Facebook on the W four WN network for women network

829
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Tuesdays at two pm Eastern. And what am I all about?

830
00:52:11.199 --> 00:52:14.920
Good life living. I like to get back into the roots,

831
00:52:15.039 --> 00:52:17.840
ancient medicine for a modern world. Let's take some of

832
00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:21.159
these traditional aspects and use them to our advantage today.

833
00:52:21.519 --> 00:52:25.119
Remember who we are, remember where we came from, and

834
00:52:26.639 --> 00:52:31.840
try to transmute as much negative into positive space, you know,

835
00:52:32.360 --> 00:52:35.599
leave a little the world a little bit brighter and lighter,

836
00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:38.400
because there's a lot of heavy and stress and so

837
00:52:38.760 --> 00:52:42.960
there's ways to unravel that and master your emotions. I

838
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:46.320
think that's a big part of my life and what

839
00:52:46.440 --> 00:52:47.880
I like to share with others.

840
00:52:49.079 --> 00:52:51.760
And what kind of services do you offer your clients

841
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:54.519
or people that need your services?

842
00:52:55.000 --> 00:52:58.400
Yeah, well, we have acupuncture, of course, all sorts of

843
00:52:58.440 --> 00:53:04.079
body work, I'm literally talking to your body and in

844
00:53:04.119 --> 00:53:09.159
that conversation balancing it out and coaching one on one

845
00:53:09.199 --> 00:53:12.920
and group coaching also with emotional wisdom training. So you

846
00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:15.679
can reach out to me if you're curious about that

847
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:18.639
at all. I want to know more. Tune in also

848
00:53:18.719 --> 00:53:21.440
to the language of healing and what else.

849
00:53:22.360 --> 00:53:24.840
Well, we should get a dedication right now since you

850
00:53:24.920 --> 00:53:28.679
brought that up to Kates. Yeah, or Kate Michaels, you

851
00:53:28.719 --> 00:53:32.119
and I wouldn't be connected here on this show right now.

852
00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:38.239
So and she's the brainchild of emotional Wisdom training, so

853
00:53:38.360 --> 00:53:41.239
maybe you could give a brief explanation of what that is.

854
00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:45.760
Yeah, well, Kate Michael's dear, dear person to me, close

855
00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:47.880
to my heart, and I was thinking even yesterday as

856
00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:50.079
we're talking, she would have so many words of wisdom.

857
00:53:50.480 --> 00:53:55.480
You know, she is a master communicator, and she could

858
00:53:55.559 --> 00:54:00.880
really help people dig deep or shed light on what

859
00:54:01.239 --> 00:54:04.679
kept them stuck in a certain pattern or what you

860
00:54:04.719 --> 00:54:08.119
were reacting to that for. And I mean, it's a

861
00:54:08.119 --> 00:54:12.159
real powerful process to take a look at something and

862
00:54:12.480 --> 00:54:14.800
transform it. I don't know if I use that word

863
00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:16.199
a lot, but it's like that's kind of how I

864
00:54:16.239 --> 00:54:20.559
see it. It's like metamorphosizing, and that's evolution. If we

865
00:54:20.599 --> 00:54:23.840
stop growing and learning and we stay stuck, that's death,

866
00:54:24.440 --> 00:54:26.800
you know. So we don't want to be stagnant. We

867
00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:30.840
want to be always breathing and living and expanding. Sometimes

868
00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:33.559
there's contraction with that ebbs and flows of life, and

869
00:54:34.079 --> 00:54:36.519
not to get too caught up in it. I don't

870
00:54:36.519 --> 00:54:38.000
know if that explained any of it.

871
00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:42.360
But no, but definitely explain the presidential election this last week,

872
00:54:42.440 --> 00:54:44.840
because all I was thinking about in that last thing

873
00:54:44.960 --> 00:54:49.480
or saying is we had the dead person fall out

874
00:54:49.480 --> 00:54:52.639
of the election and the brat fall into it.

875
00:54:53.239 --> 00:54:57.280
Yeah, every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end

876
00:54:58.840 --> 00:54:59.159
like that.

877
00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:03.320
Yeah, rebel, do you have any final words from Louisiana?

878
00:55:03.400 --> 00:55:06.000
I also I wanted to say, everyone's hair looks great.

879
00:55:06.159 --> 00:55:10.679
Sorry to interrupt. I love everyone's hair looks fantastic. I

880
00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:15.159
think one got a fresh haircut. It fresh nice.

881
00:55:15.159 --> 00:55:18.599
Did you use the flowbe one? You know?

882
00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:19.800
You do?

883
00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:21.199
You know what the flowb is one?

884
00:55:21.480 --> 00:55:21.639
No?

885
00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:25.599
Okay, So they's have these infomercials way back when, and

886
00:55:25.679 --> 00:55:28.079
it's this thing that cut you can cut your own

887
00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:31.880
hair and it hooks to like the vacuum and it's

888
00:55:31.920 --> 00:55:37.800
Oh yeah, but here's the funniest thing. George Clooney in

889
00:55:37.880 --> 00:55:40.880
an interview recently just said he's been using that thing

890
00:55:41.000 --> 00:55:44.079
for the like the last forty years. His haircuts are

891
00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:49.320
all from the flowby. Oh, so there it is. George

892
00:55:49.360 --> 00:55:53.400
Clooney for president with the flowby. Everybody in America gets

893
00:55:53.400 --> 00:55:57.239
a free flow. Now, everybody in the in the whole

894
00:55:57.239 --> 00:56:00.480
country gets a free flowby.

895
00:56:00.480 --> 00:56:01.440
What do you give away?

896
00:56:02.599 --> 00:56:09.800
I'm giving away if you vote for me, then I

897
00:56:09.880 --> 00:56:16.679
will connect my tongue to your heart. Vote man.

898
00:56:16.880 --> 00:56:19.800
Okay, I'm so more to add to that around. We'll

899
00:56:19.840 --> 00:56:21.239
have to do another episode.

900
00:56:21.559 --> 00:56:23.719
Yeah, we have to because we get off in like

901
00:56:23.840 --> 00:56:24.559
thirty seconds.

902
00:56:24.639 --> 00:56:27.079
Yes, I feel like I cut you off of Rebel too.

903
00:56:27.440 --> 00:56:32.039
Any final words rebel before she rudely interrupted you, you

904
00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:34.400
have any file words? I know you guys only know

905
00:56:34.480 --> 00:56:35.920
like five in Louisiana.

906
00:56:37.199 --> 00:56:41.559
Check out Nicole's Facebook. She needs more people like it.

907
00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:43.639
Make sure thank you.

908
00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:49.840
One any final words from your community?

909
00:56:50.920 --> 00:56:54.840
My community? No, I think we're good.

910
00:56:56.239 --> 00:57:01.280
Okay. That's what I love about the Hispanics. They just

911
00:57:01.320 --> 00:57:03.719
never want nothing from you and they just want to

912
00:57:03.760 --> 00:57:06.119
do nice things for you. I don't like the rude

913
00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:09.760
Americans that want everything with you, don't want to do

914
00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:15.360
shit for you. Vote Pedro for President of the United

915
00:57:15.400 --> 00:57:22.199
States of America. Thank you, And like Walter Concrete Cronkite

916
00:57:22.239 --> 00:57:26.320
would say, good night, No, it's not goodnight, it's daytime. Well,

917
00:57:26.360 --> 00:57:30.280
it's probably nighttime somewhere. It's five o'clock somewhere.

918
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:31.239
Too, topy hour somewhere.

919
00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:34.960
It's not Adventures of pipe Man anywhere anymore because this

920
00:57:35.039 --> 00:57:40.519
show's over. Tune in every week Wednesday, one pm Eastern Time,

921
00:57:40.840 --> 00:57:44.960
W four CY Radio, W four cy dot com. Right

922
00:57:45.000 --> 00:57:48.679
here the Adventures of pipe Man with Thank you pipe

923
00:57:48.760 --> 00:57:52.199
Nuts for helping out today. Thank you for doctor Nicole

924
00:57:52.280 --> 00:57:56.079
Fort and for putting up with me and Rebel because

925
00:57:56.119 --> 00:58:00.360
she's a paying ass too, and everybody else. Thanks for listening,

926
00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:03.800
Thanks for watching. We'll see you next week.

927
00:58:10.119 --> 00:58:14.920
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Patement on

928
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w for c u I Radio.