Prez Pipeman Talks Biden Old, Kamala Brat and Dr. Nicole Fortin's Pericardium Happy Hour

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0:48 Wake Up America. It's time for the Adventures so pipe Man on keeby four C. Why I com list pon Beach is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the pipe Man. Oh here I am, And this is the new Perry Como show on W four CY Radio, The Adventures of Pipe Man Here and we're gonna have Perry Como takeover. Perry Como's up in Canada about ready to take over at some point in time. And it has something to do with your heart. I don't know. I don't even know how to pronounce it, so I don't know what it is. We'll have to have a resident expert doctor doctor Nicole Fort, and when we bring her on the show, we'll have to have her explain it. In the meantime, we thought last week that we had crazy a crazy week before to talk about, it's even crazier this week. If you can imagine, like man being in America in twenty twenty four, you just wake up the surprises every single day, you know.

1:54 And so let's bring our pipe nuts on because we're going to talk a little bit about all the crazy news that's going on, and then we're going to talk about the heart and Perry Como, so and we could bring we could bring doctor Nicole on too, and we'll just make fun of her until it's time for her to speak. Rebel Rebel, the cameras the camera's up here, Rebel Rebel, the camera's up here. Okay, Okay, pay attention. You are live, okay, and you run our Louisiana studio because I'm not allowed in Louisiana because I'm a Yankee and I'm a Jew, and they don't allow my type in your area. Okay, but they too, but they do allow alligators in your area. So I would like to know, Rebel, how do you know and I learned this this morning on TikTok. Okay, I learned something new, say on TikTok about Louisiana. About Louisiana, Okay, So how do you know in Louisiana when there are alligators in the water? What kind of tests do you do? And how do you figure it out?

3:15 If you can see the butter, there's alligators in it. If you can see what if you. Can see water, there's alligators in it. That is absolutely the right answer. Because this TikTok the lady went down to the canal or whatever. She stick her hand in the water, brought it up to her face, and then she said, if it gets you wet, there's an alligator. So I want to ask our resident expert in Hispanic studies one. Okay, so is that the same in our neighbors to the border of the South? Okay?

4:04 How like? How do you and I just saw something today that I want to know about. Did you know one that there is? I didn't know this because I've gone to Tijuana. There's a wall along the border of Tea in the water, so people can't get from Tijuana to the United States, and basically people try to swim around this wall, and because the water is so rough, nobody ever makes it. Were you aware of that or did you? Are you one of the people that succeeded and got around the wall. Well, first of all, I don't know how to swim, so there's that. But I think the one you're talking about is the one like at the end, at the very end where it's on the Pacific right. Yes, yes, yeah, I know I know which one you're talking about.

4:53 So I don't you know, do you know anybody that has gotten around that wall? Not personally? No, you're saying the wall in the water. Yeah, he goes out into the ocean. And it's like really sharp edges. So what happens is you swim out and the water so rough it slams you into the sharp edges of the wall and you probably die. I don't know, Uh, it could happen. You're probably gonna drown. Let's put that one. So I say, I say, just put alligators in the water.

5:37 That won't work either. No, knowing Mexicans, they will probably convert them into boots, belts and wallets. I would think it's not gonna work. I was just thinking maybe alligairs don't like Mexican food. No, no Mexicans, We'll make them listen. Like here in South Florida, we eat alligators tail, like that's one of the dishes that we have. I do you know, Nicole just said, who doesn't love tacos? I do love Mexican tacos, but I'm not talking about you. Imagine imagine a gatortail taco. Oh, that would actually be pretty good, but I prefer a pure Mexican taco.

6:23 Is not food though. See, yeah, we have alligators. We had a we had an alligator pizza as a special at the Stampede this year. Wow. This different foods every year, and yeah it was an alligator was the meat of choice. I think, like, if you're gonna make a pizza with alligator on it, have it like an alligator eating a raccoon. H If anyone would want to eat raccoons, this is the trash pandas.

7:04 Well. They're not bad though. They eat squirrel and raccoon here. So oh yeah, alligators, alligator. I was talking about the. Raccoons. No, Rebel's not talking about alligator. She's talking about Louisiana. People to buy you people, they eat raccoon and squirrels. And squirrel and bunnies are good. And turists they're they're famous for eating tourists. I've heard that before. Actually, I would have thought that. I would have thought that was more like Miami, remember that the guy. Yeah yeah, Well wait, okay, so one did you know this one? Okay? So I dated this girl that lives lived out in okachobee mm hmm. She was a Jehovah's witness.

7:52 If that wasn't bad enough, If that wasn't bad enough, she told me about I didn't even know this existed. Okay, So you know the Everglades part out there, yeah, you know, near Okachobe not And so her family are pirates out there in the Everglades, like for real, like like rape, like raping and murdering people. And they're like little yeah yeah, and living out there in the Everglades near Okachobe, Florida, And like, so don't be wandering out there because you think you're just worrying about the alligators. But at least the ALLEGHERI will give you a ride away from the pirates.

8:38 But it is a true story, though it is true. So I was a little well, no, I was a little nervous rebel. In fact, she was at one of our events one time. But imagine pissing her off. Can I ask a. Question, Yeah, you said she was a Jehovah witness, right, Yes? How long did you date her? Not very long once I found out about the pirates that night? You know, did he get to Did she visit you at home? Yes, she came to my home when. She knocked on the door. Did you open the door? Unfortunately? Yes. Have I told you, guys, the times I've been able to successfully I'm gonna start a seminar has successfully get rid of the Jehovah's witnesses.

9:31 Okay, I need to hear these. Okay, So the first one, I was a teenager, and when I was a teenager, I used to blast my music through my guitar amplifier. So they come to the door. I'm wearing the Ozzy Diary of a Madman's shirt, which is where he kind of looks like the devil on the shirt, and I have in the background Slayer something like I am the anti Christ. All of is lost in sandy is what I am. Eternally, my soul will rot playing while they come to the door, and I just looked at him very seriously, and I was like, yeah, I'm a devil worshiper. You want to see that Jehovah's witnesses run. They will never come back to your house.

10:18 I had a buddy of mine who made them run one time. It was two older ladies who knocked on his door, and he he'd like literally just said, Okay, they've been knocking like every day for a whole week. I'm opening the door for them for the first time. But he got naked first, and then he just open He swung the door open. He was like fully naked like his family behind thee. Yeah. I saw that comment. I was gonna say, he's got like you tell them a lot, I have some do. And it was like two older ladies, like seventy years years old or something like that. Yeah, I think they've seen and heard it all. And I don't know. I've always admired the JP's because they're probably the most relentless determined.

11:03 You know, I want to hire them. I want to hire them salespeople for the to be. Honest, they'll never they never let let up. They don't take an never answer. That goes to my next story. Okay, so now fast forward and probably like ten years. I'm married with kids, I'm working. One day, I come home and on the dinner table, I see the watch tower and I go to thing one. I'm like, what is that? I mean, I knew what it was, so it wasn't that kind of what is that? It was like, what is that? Like we're about to have an argument? And she goes, oh, they just you know, and they stop by here and I'm like, and you let them in the house. She's like, yeah, I didn't want to be mean or rude. And I'm like, they will never leave, you know, you don't let them in the house, okay.

12:11 And you're saying this they're having tea on the sofa. Yeah. So well, fast forward a few days. It's Saturday and I happened to be home and they come knocking at the door and she says, you can't to answer. I can't say no to them, and I know you can and I can't, And so I go answer the door and they asked for my wife. I'm like, she told me to answer the door because she's too nice. She can't say no to you. I am not nice and I have no problem saying no to you. And she's and they're like, well, blah blah blah, we're Jews, we're not interested. Well that's not the impression we got from your wife. And that was from my wife while you were here. Yeah, that was a bad triggera bull.

13:04 I'm like, yeah, because she won't be mean, I will. So I'm telling you right now, we're not interested. And if you ever come back here again, you probably will never leave. Have a nice day, Have a nice day. And I slammed the door. They never came back. They would have been, they would have been. Uh listen, my ex wife thing one, she was a redneck, half redneck, half hillbilly, gave those Jehovah's witnesses to her family for the family reunion barbecue. Hey, I have a question. What's the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly?

13:48 So, first of all, one of them has a redneck in the other dozen. Okay, that's just the obvious answer. Okay, the hillbillies are from the mountains. Rednecks are from like the swamps, the flatlands. Basically, that's why it comes down to. And do you know what a cracker is, Because that's what we have in Florida. We have rednecks Hillbillies. But a native Floridian is a cracker. Do you know what a cracker is? Yeah, Like I think it's like a saltine cracker, a white cracker. But I imagine like in Florida, you going, yeah, they eat saltine crackers.

14:30 Okay, all they can afford. They they can't afford anything more than insulting rather, believe it or not, is an old term that came from the time of slavery, and that's what they used to call the Florida slave owners crackers because they would crack the rip and whip on the slaves. So next time one of these proud crackers in Florida, it says this stuff, punch them in the face. Yeah, I always thought violence. Please. Yeah. Well, listen, we're promoting love here today.

15:11 Okay, and here's what I have to say. Okay, here's what I have to say about all this. Forget promoting love and all that crap, because listen, President Biden is so old that he fell out of the president presidential race. He tripped and he fell out of the race. Okay, and then physically or metaphorically, I think in every way that's what happened. Is like he tripped and fell, and they're like, Joe, you can't do this anymore. And then all sudden, all the Democrats they all got against him. And then finally the grandfather of all Democrats in this current time, President Obama, said Joe, you need to step aside, you go, and and that made room for the brat, the bratt because we now have the brat running for president, which which.

16:12 I knew was gonna happen because and that that money that was raised for oh they campaign, that's all going to go towards Hurr campaign. Now, right. They said it's easy before this all went down, they said, it's an easy transition because it automatically goes to there was somebody else. She's the only one that benefits from Biden, you know, not running. They were talking about Hillary. There was conspiracy Hillary now, so Hillary and Bill were the first one student doors Comma. Now, I think it would have been interesting if they brought Hillary in because it's like celebrity death rematch, okay, and so it would be to first it was. It would have been I do. I think it would have been so interesting, Like but I have to tell you, I don't care. Replica Republican Democrat or Jedi, it doesn't matter.

17:13 I don't give a frick. Thank god we have somebody that is that is like pre dementia age. Thank god, we have somebody younger that actually can move faster than a snail. Thank god, we have somebody that actually smiles, because Donald I've never seen him smile. Okay, And you know Joe was incapable of smiling. He had the hollow eyes. He had those hollow eyes. Did you notice that. Went there's a certain age where you're and we're gonna have doctor Nicole jump in on that.

18:00 Now, let's talk more about that. Because there is this point in time, and I bet they believe this in traditional Chinese medicine where something happens to the eyes because the eyes are like the center of everything, and you could see in that. To beate, Joe was like not there. I had a grandmother that had Alzheimer's and I saw that look in the eyes. There's a certain look that they get in the eyes when they start getting either Alzheimer's dementia or they're just on their way their foot. One foot's on banana peel, the other one is in the unknown Soldiers cemetery. Okay, we need to stop right there before we get in trouble. We're not this is for general general purposes.

18:47 No, I'm just saying, like, how many people do you know Joe's age that are still alive? Okay, today, by the way, is my father's birthday. My father would have probably ye how yeah, he would have been older than Joe, but he died before Joe's age. Okay, there's not many people that make it to Joe's age. But when you're walking when you're no, he's eighty one years old, and when you walk like you did when you were first starting to walk with those little steps, that's when you're on your way. Like he slipped on a banana peel and fell out of the presidential race. I want doctor Nicole to chime in on this from a traditional Chinese medicine perspective and tell us about that. I sing, am I right? Or am I just being pipe man? Well?

19:47 Right now, I'm just imagining like a video game of Mario Kart where the banana peals are all strewn around. Now, that's Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong is the banana peels is better. Donkey Kong. He is part of. The eyes. Yeah, the eyes tell no secrets, so you know, the eyes relate to your spirit or your shn so you can tell. I mean, there's a lot to read about the eyes, but in general you can see through like someone's soul, right, they're the windows of the soul. Yes, and when death. Wears those glasses that wiggle around, so nobody how dark her soul is.

20:32 But go on, I'm sorry, doctor, Yeah, but you're the one that wears glasses all the time. So exactly what do you got. To hide. Myself? You know, and I'm you. We don't even believe in satan. So if I believed in Satan, i'd be satan, right, because I am the anti Christ. All love is lost and sandy is what I am. Eternally, my soul will rot. That is the actual lyrics of a Slayer song called the arist But anyway, go on, doctor Nicole. But you agree with me though, that once the light starts dimming in the brain, the light dims in the eyes.

21:15 Yeah, we'll be reflected. And then when we talk about death, it's like separation of your you know, your body and your spirit. So as you see the dimmingness, that's you know, we're we're kind of born into this life with a certain amount of essence or I don't know. I don't want to call it spirit, but it's like we're brought into this world, we have a certain amount and then it goes and then it's done. So you can see maybe the eyes how but you can also see that when someone who's like really separated after a traumatic event, Like there's a lot of ways you can see that through the eyes. But yeah, I mean, in this instance, I agree with you. It's a little lost. No, no, shen no, rebel. There's nothing really to connect to Rebel.

22:03 We gotta see what Louisiana's education systems all about. So I'd like to know from you, rebel. Yes, why is Kamala a Bratt? A good question? You don't know either, doctor. Nicole, No, have no idea hold on. I want to hear the Louisiana response. I really don't know anything about this woman. I'll bet you Wan knows. I'll bet you wan. Do you know are we saying Bradison like she's a brat or like Bradison Bratt's. No, we're saying and see you should know one. I'm I'm a shame that you're from the younger generations, okay, because it's actually this whole platform, uh, to get the gen Z voters. So brat, I don't know if you've seen on TikTok or stuff like the slang kids are using nowadays, like you you need translation more than ever.

23:08 Like I watched this TikTok. It's his mom and she's trying to find out what her daughter's saying because she's speaking a foreign language and it's really just new slang. So bratt means cool, Okay, it's a it's a gen Z term for cool, and here it's more than that. It's more than that because that has serious meaning to it. Unapologetic, messy, brash internet it girl womanhood, in which some describe as the antidote to the perfectionism of the clean girl aesthetic. So basically, to translate for those people that don't understand in Louisiana, because the education system, that means instead of the Barbie types, it's the hot, mess messy just I'm just being me female. That's totally cool because they're not Barbie.

24:06 And that's what a brat is. And see, I thought you meant like a brat's doll kind of like the big small body. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's similar. It's a similar thing, and that's probably where they got it from. And so there's this music artist that has like this font and color for Brat and now there's a whole thing. Now you'll see if you go on Instagram that Kamala. It's on the news. Kamala has like her logo and stuff on different things with the Brat colors and the Brat font. And she's like fifty six, I think.

24:47 Yeah, she's twenty years younger than Trump. So here's what I have to say too. Okay, this has nothing to do with parties. I hate the bull crap of the division and the party and this and that has nothing to do with who to vote for, who not to vote for, or what have you. But one thing I can say that I am very happy about him being dead serious, that there's actually people getting excited about the election and there's a lot of like positive energy going on now because there was none with Biden. Okay, his own party wasn't excited. His own party was like oh and like that. Do you know that Kamala in twenty four hours raised more than any presidential candidate in history, and you know it is pretty wild to me, Like, I just think it's pretty wild that if she does get elected, not only is she the first woman president, she's the first woman, black, Indian Asian president that goes along with you, Nicole, because she's Asian. So I know you're from Canada. Yeah, well, I know you're from Canada.

26:09 So you need to hurry up and get your residency, your your citizenship in the United States and vote for the Asian candidate. Residents vote, might as well just three throw the vote in. Yeah, yeah, just nail it in. Did I ever tell you what happened to me in real life? So in Wellington, I went to vote and they gave me my voting material and I told them that's not me because it has your name on it and stuff. And I'm like, that's not me, and they're like, yes it is. I'm like, I'm telling you, I think I know who I am and that's not me. And then I'm trying to show them because they didn't ask me for my ID, and I'm trying to show them my ID to prove that it's not me, and you gave me the wrong voting stuff and they did not want to see my ID.

27:07 I literally had to make a big stink and finally get somebody in charge to say, uh, does that look like me? And that's ridiculous. Yeah. So, but Florida's famous for always screwing up elections anyway. Okay, it's either US or Texas every election. Every election it's user Texas. Oh god, I live in Florida and I'm from Texas, so that kind of hit me both ways. Yeah, now it all makes sense now. See Trump is right, it's because of you people coming over the border and trying to vote in both states.

27:51 That's what he was. Yeah, yea. Here it's like it's like if you're based on the census, your name, they have it all by regions, so you have to go to a designated spot vote and then they have your name, they have your piece of paper. Yeah, and then they cross off your name when you show up and. Yeah, they crossed off whatever name it was. It wasn't. My name's weird, you know. And then I think it's very appropriate. Okay, So I think I think maybe the powers that be had something to do with Chad being on the life now that I think about it. I didn't think about this before, but it was shortly after the Chad thing that happened with voting in Florida. So I think that somebody felt he was the cause of the election being lost due to the Hanging Chad because he was like hanging out at the voting booths. Will you think, Rebel, you were here? Did you did that even occur to you? Rebel? Maybe that's just maybe that's just my like weird hypothesis. I don't know.

29:17 I'm gonna go with your weird hypo. You mean he was playing tricks on you from the other side. No, no, no, no. When he was alive, we had the debacle that caused Gore the election of the hanging Chad in Florida, and Chad just happened to be hanging out at the phoning boosts. So I don't know, it might be related. I don't think. Okay, I'll go with you, Rebel, because it did sound a little outlandish to me. But you know that was in the pipe man brain. So why'd you let it out?

29:58 So we trade it. We traded in my condo association president for a brat doll, and so now it's the brat doll against the Chucky doll for President of the United States of America. And and let's not forget pipe Man. You mean the actual Chucky doll? No, I mean the the other one went the orange hair. I was going to vote for, you know, the actual Chucky doll. But no, you have to vote for pipe Man because here I have some new platform. About the alligator or the raccoons. There was a there was Homo for hiring a raccoon as mayor of Toronto one year.

30:43 I remember that that. Trash will always be taken out. Yeah. How about people that leave in their will? They leave money to their cat? Okay, like, I'm sorry, you can love that cats what you want. That's the stupidest ship I ever heard in my life. Okay, think about it. That's the only thing they got unconditional love from. But how what is the cat gonna do? The cat can't get cash to check. Someone who's taking care of the cat would be responsible for the cat's need.

31:23 No, it's the cat's decision. The cat is the executor of the will. What do you do? I'll take care of the cat. I'll translate for him too. Yeah, there you go, go, the. Cat says the new car. The cat says, I do. Love all the positive excitement going on. Now, I think we have a fight. Like before it was just like we had a debate and and it was like the bully just beat up on on the nerdy kid while he was down on the ground flopping like a fish. And now we have think of this, think of this. This is the prosecutor attorney general against the thirty four time convicted felon. Like, if that's not a celebrity deathmatch, I don't know what is. And okay, and me pipe man, and we're gonna have to run the commercial in a second here, Juan, so queue it up. I am going to tell you right now that I vow that if I'm elected president, I will get thirty five convictions of felonies.

32:33 Yeah, why not thirty six? Make it even? You know? Good idea? One for good I don't like god numbers. I like a birthday cake. One for good luck. There you go, Or like the birthday spankings. Speaking of birthday spankings, snubble, you're wearing those ponent and pigtails there. Do you like birthday spankings? Depends on who's giving them. Who do you like them from? Who do you not like them from? And let's just say number one person. Let's start with number one person you don't like them from. Who is it the number one person I don't like them from?

33:14 While you think about that, well, we run the pipe Man for pres campaign because now you know Kama's really heating it up, so I need to run my campaign. Now. I was like not worried when Joe was sleeping, you know, but now like she's really pumped up, and I have to go out there and say we're gonna pump you up. Do it? Wan roll it, Hey, folks, this is Bill Clinton. I listen to W four C why dot com and just remember I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Looks Nicole's trying not to laugh. He's hold me back. So bring back to good old days and I will have sexual relations with that woman. Vote Pipeman for Pres.

34:04 But I won't have sexual relations with Hillary Rotten. That your campaign. Yeah, like, listen, free group on for everybody that votes for me. Come on, god, it's hilarious. A lot of people. Listen. If I'm going to run for present, it's my job to serve, Yeah, serve what whatever whatever works inside of them. Oh my god, these pearl necklaces for everybody.

34:47 Well, I prefer to give them pearls opposed to pearl necklaces. Where would the pearls be placed at. That? So Trump's bunky, it was an expert at that, So I got it from Trump Spunky. I want to see the platforms, man. I want to do. I want to say a couple more things, and then we have to get to to talk about Perry Como. So, first of all, happy birthday, Dad. Here's something probably none of you know. Well, Rebel probably knows because she was there. Do you know that both my parents when I got the text message that they died, both were during an Adventures of Pipe Man Live show, like literally, and I didn't even skip a beat, Like I got the text message. We weren't on video then, so I can look at my phone and I got the text message, and I literally when my you remember this, Rebel, when my dad passed away. Literally, the guest, Okay, this is the weirdest shit ever. Literally, the guest on my show was promoting biodegradable cremation things that like you threw

36:18 them in the ocean and they were biodegradable, So you remember that, and this lady's pitching these biodegradable Earns, and I get a text message that my dad passed away, Like that's so my dad though, because he's like way more of a character than I am. And I could see him on the other side doing that as a joke, like I guarantee that's what happened, Like I'm gonna fuck with you, okay, And that's what happened. He went to the other side and he's like, he probably paid somebody here go on the show and then do it right at this time, and I'll have him send the text message and it was it was you were there, rebel right.

37:14 I'm not lying about this, Like it literally I couldn't believe it, Like it blew my freaking mind, you know. And so yeah, So then what happened was I did take a commercial break. I went out onto the terrorist by this studio where the bar is downstairs, and there was somebody that worked at the pet store nearby, and basically she was a newtist and she was very drunk. So I decided to do what Richie Piper, my dad would want done on that show, and I brought her up and had her take her clothes off live on the air. That was my dedication to my father. You know, I was just paying him back because the first time I ever showed up to Florida, the first place he took me to was a strip club. So I was just repaying the favor. I did that when I got married, too, Like when I met my step mother, he says to me, meet your new step mother, or meet your new mother, and we're moving California in three days. And he can't tell a living soul ever true story word for word.

38:28 So when I met Thing one, it was after work. I used to go on the sea escape here in Fort Lawyerdale with my dad three times a week and gamble on the gambling ship. I was in the investment business at the time, so I used to gamble with other people's my old day and then I'd go gamble my money. And I used to call it my second job, you know, because and I was doing good. I was making money actually every week until Thing one, and then I brought her on the cruise and within a half an hour I lost nine hundred dollars. So with my mental. Work, before you threw her off photorway.

39:10 No no, I applied my own mental illness and took her up to the top deck and got on knee in an Armani suit and proposed because I needed no wonder my daughter does that shit. I needed something to make me feel better because I lost nine hundred dollars. So then at the end of the cruise, what's the idea? Yeah, yeah, So then at the end of the cruise, at the end of the cruise, and like I had only known her for three weeks at that point, and at the end of the cruise, were sitting down in the bar. Because that's what would happen. My dad and I would gamble separately because if you know, gamblers don't, don't mess with them on their gambling. So we would be separate because if I would talk to him, go away from me, go to the other side of Cassine. And so we would meet at the bar at the end of the cruise, after the casino closes. So he comes down and I said to him, meet your new daughter in law. So just like I did now I get I gave his own line back to him. Of course, it was kind of a stupid move on my part, obviously, you know, because there was a thing too. So obviously thing one was not the right one, just saying, you know, but She is available for anybody out there that wants somebody.

40:35 She is available, and I'll be glad live over the air to give you her phone number. And here we switch over to the dating game. Some people who didn't want you might. Want so okay, but now let's let's switch gears and go to the Perry Como Show and with our special guest star, doctor Nicole Forton. She is a special in northern medicine. Oh wait, no, it's not northern. Yeah, I was thinking because you're up in Canada, it's north. I know. That's a good one. I've never I've never considered that before. Are you like Glinda the Witch of the North, the good Witch of the North. There are no There are no good witches. They're all bad witches, which is what makes them good because I don't want a goodie t shoes, which I want witch. That's a little bad, you know what I'm saying.

41:29 Someone can stir the pot a little. Bit something like that, ye or something. That's a little something. But let's talk about Perry Como. What is Perry Como anyway? What do you want to know? Okay, So Wond's boy confused because probably the listeners are confused. Rebel knows what's going on here, but let me it's here. It's wait, it's it's it's. Yeah, what are okay? So like there it is there, it is okay there. It is quite a picture. Yeah, yeah, I. Mean can you describe that picture and describe that picture to us?

42:16 Yeah? That is okay. Imagine a piece of chicken and you've got like the chicken breast and then there's like that thin film over top of it. You know, it's kind of like there you go. Yeah, but instead of chicken breast, this is actually a human heart and the surrounding layer is the. Paring one got done with it? Okay, that's what it looks like to me. Yeah, yeah, ripped to shreds. And brown and brown. That looks like yellow yellow. Yeah, I mean there's no life in that like that. Those eyes are gone.

43:02 I don't even know that. I heard what you said. I'm gonna leave it. Though, I said, I said, there has been life in my heart sins. Oh, that makes a lot of sense. That's why you don't want to show your eyes. You know. It's like like like heartless cold. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. It's maybe it's a protective thing. Maybe because your pericardium, the layer around your heart is you know, exposed, that you have to take extra forms of protection for yourself. Well, what that picture looks like to me is like I had a bad day and my condom ripped and now I'm a dad mm hmmmm. It does look like it kind of is a condom.

43:43 You know. It adds that layer, the protection layer, It adds lubrication, It creates connection between people. Yeah, And the whole time during your show yesterday, the Language of Healing that's on our women's station W four w N Radio, W four WN dot com, or Women's Empowerment Station two o'clock every Tuesday, doctor Nicole Forton has the language appealing and yesterday and I co host yesterday on there. The whole time I was thinking with this Perry Como thing is that. You know, here we go, rebel, this is coming? What what's coming towards? Oh yeah, So here's what I was thinking. The whole time You're sitting there describing a piece of chicken, which I could see that in that picture. Okay, but the whole time I was thinking of the skin around the ball sack.

44:44 Okay, you want to talk about that. I love Well, no, I'm saying, isn't that the same thing. It's like it's a skin around the ballsack. It's protecting your ball and the pericardium is protecting your heart. That's right. Yeah, and then even inside. All your kicked in the balls, it still hurts. And if you get kicked in the heart, it still hurts. Yes, yeah, it just takes a little bit of the shock shock wave away, not all of it. Yeah, cuts the. Blood there, it is the glasses make a return, you know, Rebel, that does you have much nicer eyes now? Rebel just saying you.

45:29 Look out see the eyes can tell you know that's a nice round eye like that is very emotionally expressive person. No, no problems expressed right away. Did you see there is a funny thing on TikTok out there of this Asian dude, uh doing an impression of American dude. Okay, yeah, he's doing this. He's like gone, he's gone like that too. And if you want to go to the. I think American impersonations are funny. Yeah, well yeah, your impression of an American as a Canadian, what's your impression.

46:14 Of an American which way to the beach. It's not that way. See that would be that's like such a California thing to do. So, yeah, we used to ditch school and hitchhiker or hill or the hillbilly's. I don't, I don't know if we have the hillbillies. We never we don't call them the hill people like that. Go watch the show Beverly Hillbillies and they will know what a hillbilly is right there. Hillbillies are like, I. Don't know where they got the strong in their mouth. What's the difference. Isn't that like also kind of a redneck like, well.

46:57 No, the red necks they have strong in their mouth too, but their hats different. Like a hillbilly will have like some weird hat on, whereas a redneck usually will have like a baseball cap on something like that. Okay, redneck stend to do, but bandanas more than hillbilly's. Hillbillies do more overalls, Okay, okay, and you know what, how they do a barbecue is different. Okay, because hillbilly's generally. That's very culturally different. Then yeah, definitely, hillbillies are like, I don't know, Paul, what well you think about them? People down there below.

47:40 It's a bit crazy, aren't they. You'll go down there to town because we will be up there in these hills and stay away from them people. Between them, because one will have like a wife beater shirt on and one will have an. Actual yeah he'll. Billies are usually in the Appalachian Mountains, and they're seen as like low intelligence people. That's like one of these. Because they're away from society. They're up in the mountains, like, yeah, they're more like, uh, they. Probably have more knowledge than most because they know how to live off the plan and they know. Yeah yeah, because they're eating other humans from down below.

48:22 You gotta do what you gotta do. But also hillbillies, they they there was something else I was going to say about them that's different, but now I lost it. But definitely I think hillbillies might have more teeth than rednecks. It's close. It, it's definitely close, okay, And there's something else about But meanwhile, let's talk about the pericardium and I'll think about that and probably yeah, probably. Yeah, yeah, Well yesterday you were also you know, wanting to bring in well, the pair of cardium happy hour. What is that? Even it's just a time where it's a social, social time where you should be enjoying interactions with others a lighthearted manner. It really sets you up for good life, good sleep. You wanted to bring up Trent Reznor yesterday I felt a little getting closer. It's a good intimate time. Seven to nine pm. Okay, it's after dinner. Your body's got its nutrients and then all the heart, the blood and the oxygen's going in your heart, so it's time for communication and social happy hour.

49:32 I always without you. I also feel no see I feel the happy hour for pericardium is you drink blood. That should be a happy hour. I mean there is blood moving around, you are receiving blood. So the question is when a vampire goes in and pulls your heart out of your body, does it include Harry Como. Oh for sure it does. If you're getting through the heart, you are definitely taking that support system with it. It's so it's you know, it might it might try to resist, It might try it might put up a good fight, but yeah, you would take it and probably the tongue with it too. Did you know that that you can rip out the tongue and pull the heart with it.

50:18 Oh yeah, that's pretty cool. I want to try that next week. We're going to try that next week on the Adventures of Pipe Man. We're going to get somebody to volunteer to do that and see what happens. So nobody's gonna while mess next week. So the tongue and the heart are connected. Mm hmm. So when you say I'm speaking from the heart, yeah, that's like a literal sense. Or yeah, literal, so many literal things. We should do a whole episode on that too. You know, someone's full of hot air? That also is an expression, you know anyway. Oh yeah, what did you have? Well, I was just gonna say it's also it makes sense because what happens when you stick your tongue in somebody else's mouth, Their heart pounds, So it makes sense other things. Does that mean your tongue is connected to everybody's heart or just your own?

51:14 Okay, yeah, just your own? But I mean if you want to spread the love, that's a good way to do it. Also with your hands and time, it's the magical time. Hey one, do you have another show after this it's live or is it already set up? That's already set. Up Okay, good, because I want to give Nicole a little more time here. So first let's just say, Nicole, tell people how they can reach out to you, how they can contact you, what you're all about, what kind of services do you offer people? And about your radio show, TV show, podcast? And you have about five seconds to get it all in.

51:56 Okay, the language of healing. The language of healing instance Facebook on the W four WN network for women network Tuesdays at two pm Eastern. And what am I all about? Good life living. I like to get back into the roots, ancient medicine for a modern world. Let's take some of these traditional aspects and use them to our advantage today. Remember who we are, remember where we came from, and try to transmute as much negative into positive space, you know, leave a little the world a little bit brighter and lighter, because there's a lot of heavy and stress and so there's ways to unravel that and master your emotions. I think that's a big part of my life and what I like to share with others.

52:49 And what kind of services do you offer your clients or people that need your services? Yeah, well, we have acupuncture, of course, all sorts of body work, I'm literally talking to your body and in that conversation balancing it out and coaching one on one and group coaching also with emotional wisdom training. So you can reach out to me if you're curious about that at all. I want to know more. Tune in also to the language of healing and what else. Well, we should get a dedication right now since you brought that up to Kates. Yeah, or Kate Michaels, you and I wouldn't be connected here on this show right now.

53:32 So and she's the brainchild of emotional Wisdom training, so maybe you could give a brief explanation of what that is. Yeah, well, Kate Michael's dear, dear person to me, close to my heart, and I was thinking even yesterday as we're talking, she would have so many words of wisdom. You know, she is a master communicator, and she could really help people dig deep or shed light on what kept them stuck in a certain pattern or what you were reacting to that for. And I mean, it's a real powerful process to take a look at something and transform it. I don't know if I use that word a lot, but it's like that's kind of how I see it. It's like metamorphosizing, and that's evolution. If we stop growing and learning and we stay stuck, that's death, you know. So we don't want to be stagnant. We want to be always breathing and living and expanding. Sometimes there's contraction with that ebbs and flows of life, and not to get too caught up in it. I don't know if that explained any of it.

54:37 But no, but definitely explain the presidential election this last week, because all I was thinking about in that last thing or saying is we had the dead person fall out of the election and the brat fall into it. Yeah, every new beginning comes from some other beginnings end like that. Yeah, rebel, do you have any final words from Louisiana? I also I wanted to say, everyone's hair looks great. Sorry to interrupt. I love everyone's hair looks fantastic. I think one got a fresh haircut. It fresh nice. Did you use the flowbe one? You know?

55:19 You do? You know what the flowb is one? No? Okay, So they's have these infomercials way back when, and it's this thing that cut you can cut your own hair and it hooks to like the vacuum and it's Oh yeah, but here's the funniest thing. George Clooney in an interview recently just said he's been using that thing for the like the last forty years. His haircuts are all from the flowby. Oh, so there it is. George Clooney for president with the flowby. Everybody in America gets a free flow. Now, everybody in the in the whole country gets a free flowby.

56:00 What do you give away? I'm giving away if you vote for me, then I will connect my tongue to your heart. Vote man. Okay, I'm so more to add to that around. We'll have to do another episode. Yeah, we have to because we get off in like thirty seconds. Yes, I feel like I cut you off of Rebel too. Any final words rebel before she rudely interrupted you, you have any file words? I know you guys only know like five in Louisiana. Check out Nicole's Facebook. She needs more people like it.

56:42 Make sure thank you. One any final words from your community? My community? No, I think we're good. Okay. That's what I love about the Hispanics. They just never want nothing from you and they just want to do nice things for you. I don't like the rude Americans that want everything with you, don't want to do shit for you. Vote Pedro for President of the United States of America. Thank you, And like Walter Concrete Cronkite would say, good night, No, it's not goodnight, it's daytime. Well, it's probably nighttime somewhere. It's five o'clock somewhere.

57:30 Too, topy hour somewhere. It's not Adventures of pipe Man anywhere anymore because this show's over. Tune in every week Wednesday, one pm Eastern Time, W four CY Radio, W four cy dot com. Right here the Adventures of pipe Man with Thank you pipe Nuts for helping out today. Thank you for doctor Nicole Fort and for putting up with me and Rebel because she's a paying ass too, and everybody else. Thanks for listening, Thanks for watching. We'll see you next week.

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