Slayer Reunion, The Swiftie Superbowl of Dating, Generosity, and Just Being a Good Human Being

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show hosts. Thank you for listening. Hi, you then too, censure

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see for you young Look, whake
up, America. It's time for the

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adventures. So fight Man, I'll
tell before see why I'm com list pomp

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Beach's number one Internet radio station.
Here's your host, the fight Man game,

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Slayer. I can't fucking believe it. This is the Adventures of pipe

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Man. I'm here with my pipe
nuts. Let's bring the pipe nuts on.

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Let's see it. Let's see if
uh you know Rachel, if she

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got her shit together here with putting
earbuds in. So let's welcome them to

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the show. Can Oh my god, we just got this news right before

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the show that Slayer after five years
from their last live show, is meant

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reuniting for and was a total surprise
out of nowhere. In fact, there's

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been a lot of press lately that
they weren't even talking to each other.

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So this was a huge surprise this
morning that it ruined our whole show because

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everything we had planned has all been
put on the back burner for Slayer and

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Louder than Life and the riot Fest. The last time they play mad riot

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Fest was twenty nineteen. That's the
last time Slayer tour. And they are

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reuniting and they're playing two major festivals. They are on the Pipe Man Radio

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Tour and okay, so do you
have your earbuds fixed? Rachel? Okay?

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No? No? I wait,
where are you? Where are you?

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Hold on? I do Hi?
Can you hear? Can you hear

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it? But but but no,
because they're not charged. Uh but you

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can hear me? Right, I
can hear you? Absolutely. So these

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are my pipe nuts, Rebel and
Rachel. Notice they're both ours. There's

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something with that. You know,
my brother's mother if you can figure out

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what that means. But she was
married. She was married to three men.

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All three of them started with R. Oh cool. There's something to

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this R thing. I think could
be, there could very well be.

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You know what, For in my
life, it's all I'm always ending up

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with Jimmy, Jim's, Billy's or
Bills, And so I told myself ten

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years about jim Billy. If I'm
met, yeah, if I met any

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form of that, even a William
Will, nothing I will I'm like,

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go away, go away. Still
it's I was super excited last week about

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carry King coming out his solo project
with new song, and then this week

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Slayer because okay, let's let's see
how good my co hosts are. How

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carry King and Slayer related related?
Yeah, not as his family, darn,

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that would have been easier to answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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they played in the same fan.
I so Slayer played in the band Slayer.

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I don't know, but I think
my guitar he was with did something

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with Slayer. Who did Nikky sick? Oh, I'm sure verbal abuse.

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You know who that is. Of
course, I know who it is,

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and we've talked about That's awesome.
Well that was, Yeah, we were

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pretty tight back in my twenties.
Yeah. So yeah, because Slayer is

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like the first band that brought together
metal heads and punks to one place.

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Because two of the band members were
metal heads and two of the band members

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were punks, and they created this
new thing called thrash. Yeah and yeah,

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I was at the first Slayer show, Wow, and that was in

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nineteen eighty one, eighty two something
like that. And then I was at

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their second to last show ever.
Was supposed to be ever in Oakland and

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uh, up in the Bay Area, So they started in LA. They

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went to the Bay Area. And
for you two ding Dongs that are my

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co hosts. How you can not
know since Slayer is my all time favorite

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ever band. Really Harry King is
one of the guitarists of Slayer. Ding

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Dongs. Well, at first he
said, uh, they're part of yeah

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favorite band, Slayer, right next
to charging my earbuds. Yeah, charging

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your ear buds with why wouldn't you
be prepared for a live broadcast? What?

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What is your issue? Because I'm
in a world of insanity over here.

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I just got it, walked in
from polatees and oh, so that

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explains your hair. So why does
your hair look like you were like in

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a tornado and didn't brush it?
Tell us a story about your hair going

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from straight to curly. Oh okay, So but before you do, I

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want. I want to have a
bet. I want to have a bet

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before you do. I bet you
I have a better hair story than you.

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Okay, I'll bet you. So
my hair was always straight. Wait

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wait, wait, we have to
determine what the what the winner gets?

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Oh okay, what is the what
is the what does the wiener get?

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So the wiener winner gets wiener?
Well that would be you. Okay,

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that's what you win. And if
you if you will, you get you

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get the pipe? You get the
pipe? Wer ah, I get the

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pipe? How am I going to
get the pipe? Winer? If he's

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like all the way in Costa Rica. That's why you're what That's why you're

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winning, you know? Okay?
So now what now? If I win?

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What do I get? You get
the Wiener? No, I don't

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want the wiener to you what.
That's why I'm given to you because I

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don't want it. Oh okay,
are you gonna let me tell it?

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You asked me, Yes, I
want to know what I win if I

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win the bet? Oh? Good
lord? So what do I win?

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What are you willing to give me? What am I willing to give?

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You can get dangerous here, Yeah, this is gonna get naughty. Rebel.

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Rebel doesn't say stop either. She's
the go girl, so she says

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stop. That's you know, that's
crazy, right, rebels, because she

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is the rebel, so she I
gotta listen. She thought she was the

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bad girl on the show till you
came on. Now she thinks she's a

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nun, the bad girl. I
should wear that costume. You should totally

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and then put it on the pipe
man only fans. Oh let's talk about

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that. Oh wait, we gotta
go back. We got other things to

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talk about right now. First,
what's surprize I get? Okay? And

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then tell your story? What's surprise
I get? If I win a wiener

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up your ass? I don't want
that, So I don't want take that

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bet. Why don't you think about
what you're willing to give me? While

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one runs the Louder than Life commercial? Because I am so freaking psyched about

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this lineup. It is badass.
Even Rebel Meddler is going to like this

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lineup because there's another surprise on there
for you, rebel. Let's hear it

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long. The loudest weekend of the
year is back Louder than Life in Louisville,

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Kentucky with the Reunion of Slayer,
Slimnod, Motley Crue, Corn,

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Judas Priest, Disturbed, five Finger
Death, Punch, Breaking Benjamin and falling

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into Reverse with Heaven Ass The Offspring, Till Linderman, A Day to Remember,

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Stained Pail Storm, Go, Chierra
and Frax, and so many more

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Over one hundred and fifty bands,
non stop rock for four days on five

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stages, September twenty sixth through twenty
ninth in Louisville, Kentucky. Testes on

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sale now as low as ten dollars
down at Louder Than Live festival dot com.

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Now, I gotta say, first
of all, real quick. First

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of all, I gotta say real
quick though, who somebody out there needs

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to request information from me about the
Pipe Man only fans, because instead of

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buying tickets, we're giving tickets away
to Louder Than Life. So all you

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have to do is reach out to
me on the socials at Pipeman Radio,

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Facebook, TikTok, Snap, Instagram, LinkedIn h X. I can't say

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X easily. It's like it's stupid. Okay, I'm gonna send a tweet

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on X. Well, am I
gonna do on X? X marks the

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spot? That's what I do X
marks the spot all right, so by

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the way, we'll all be happy. Okay, you gotta have an essence.

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There, I got the crew.
There, I got fucking slayer Man.

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And here's a thing that you're supposed
to say that when you say the

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name Slayer, you have to add
that. No, it's gotta be Slayer

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slatter, that's it. But you
gotta say the fucking in front of it.

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There it is, there, it
is. I love it. Okay,

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so, oh my god, I'm
so pumped about that. And then

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riot Fest, which is another stop
on the Pipe Man Radio tour. Slayer

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is the only announced headliner so far. It was a big surprise today,

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Like I almost I almost lost my
sh ship when I saw that. Okay,

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but now I'm gonna kick the ship
out of Rachel in this bet.

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Have you decided what pride you're going
to give me that I want? I'll

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give you a Slayer, A Slayer, now what a Slayer? I don't

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want any butt plugs? What else
I'll give you? I'll give you a

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tone down version next week. I'll
charge and I'll charge my earbuds if I

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win. You have to come to
Costa Rica naked? Why do I feel

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like that was like see you in
did you say it? Like right you

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did you say? It wasn't you
you're gonna come to Costa Rica. It

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was You're gonna come, no doubt
about it. Yeah, exactly how is

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she supposed to get there naked?
Okay, she'll get arrested. Well that

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be like you could be like Shakira, I get dressed up and closed just

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for you guys. I believe that. Saynd I got a pilates neckd that's

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a cool plates that I was at
yoga the other day. It wasn't naked.

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And that's two. That's a bummer
because it's cool to be a guy

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going to yoga because most of the
people are females. So it's like a

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perfect place where you're not out nor
numbering them. You know, you cannot

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do not do the chia seed ship
before yoga, Okay, I'll keep that

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in mind. Yeah that happens.
Rebel was pretty obvious. Come on,

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horrib pretty obvious. Let's see that
happened at the j c C. Let's

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hear your story. Let's hear your
story about your hair. Okay, so

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my whole life, it was perfectly
straight, perfectly straight, and then when

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I turned that, it started to
like just out of nowhere. Just it

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was like I don't know if it's
a I like like my body was lacking

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some bullshit. Anyway, it just
started curling, and so I was forcing

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it every day. I was doing
these like like like treatments were straight,

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straight, straight. And my and
I went out one night to go listen

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to some live music which I love
you and my girlfriends and said, good

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god, do you know in your
in the back, like in this front

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it's all straight, but in the
back you got some rings. They're just

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curling. And she shot a video
and she showed it to me, and

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I was like, good God,
they're like they they wouldn't you couldn't tame

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them. So I did this for
probably a year, just trying, and

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at some point I said fuck it, and I'm just gonna let them go.

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So that's that's why my hair is
like it is now. Okay,

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So here's so here's the thing.
Here's my story. Okay, my story

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is my hair when I was a
little kid was so as my mother put

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it poker straight, like you didn't
even brush it back, okay. And

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my mother, evil as she was, she decided she didn't like that.

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So my brother had a girlfriend who
was a hairdresser. Yeah, we're going

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there, And I was ten years
old. It was like nineteen seventy six

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or seven or eight, something like
that total, and she decided one night

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to tell my brother's girl friend to
give me a permanent because that was popular

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back then. Is it rebel?
Is that a permanent or is it just

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called a perm I mean it was
called the permanent then, and perma is

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short for permanent. Okay. So
then, and so my hair was so

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and my brother's girlfriend was telling im
not to do it, that it was

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bad for my hair, blah blah
blah blah blah, the chemicals. Because

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I'm a child, my mother and
give two shits, she said, do

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what I tell you, and wow. So then it didn't take because my

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hair was so straight. So I
would have to drag out for the rest

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of the show. The rest of
the story. But let me just say

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that I was a Yankee fan.
The Yankees were in the World Series.

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I could not watch the World Series, and I played baseball at that point

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by life, I couldnot watch the
World Series because I got For the next

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four days, I got permanent one
okay, once twice in one night,

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once twice in one night. So
I had five permanents in foty ferms firms,

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okay, and my hair do but
it wasn't working. So I cannot

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hear this story. If you keep
calling it permanence, you gotta call them

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perms. You're not in nineteen seventy
eight anymore. I'm still stuck there because

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of this. You sure the fuck
are? Okay? So wait, and

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then my hair turned like orange and
four Disney and I'm a ten year old

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boy that has to go back to
school in New Jersey where it's guaranteed that

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you're gonna get made fun of and
there's gonna be fighting involved. Yeah,

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you weren't getting laid and well I
was ten, so yeah I was.

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I got You didn't get laid a
ten, No, notun till I was

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thirteen. And that was only because
of false information. Okay, that's another

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story. Okay. Fake news caused
me to lose my virginity at thirteen years

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old. And I lost my virginity
at thirteen years old in the Manson Caves.

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The Charles Manson Caves is where I
lost my forrgenity that's a story.

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That story. But here's the thing. My older brother, he said some

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story, or at least that's how
I remember it, that he lost his

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virginity and at thirteen years old.
So being a competitive sibling, I had

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to make sure that I lost my
virginity at thirteen years old. So it

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was a goal. It was a
goal. Oh my god, turns out

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he did rebel. How were you
tell the truth? What fifteen fifteen?

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I'd bet all you masterfuckers. I
was twelve, you were twelve. Oh

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what a slot? What I've been
called worse motherfucker? Soh yeah. So

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and then I just found out a
few years ago. I like, I

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lived with this on my whole life, and I just found out a few

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years ago that he didn't lose his
virginity till like seventeen eighteen. So I

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make your feet on now, I'm
a huge freaking winner, man by how

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many years? Look at that?
You got a huge fucking wiener. That's

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all I heard. I just don't. Yeah, you did it because you

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wanted to beat your brother's age,
not because you had feelings. So you

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just went out and randomly No,
No, I did have feelings for but

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but there was there was there was
a time limit, Jane Janet Janet jan

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there was a time limit on this. Yet, did you tell her there

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was a time limit on this?
Probably, I'm like listen. I was

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probably like, yeah, listen,
I'm one of those guys that was the

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nice guy. Okay, let's talk
about this first. Like, that's why

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most of the women I have read
sex with when I was younger were the

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virgins, because I was nice and
so that. And it wasn't until later

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in life, like I always thought
I didn't have game, and then I'm

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like, wow, I did have
game that was serious game. And I

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wasn't even thinking that way, but
it really was. If you think about

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it, it's like, oh,
yeah, listen. The first time I

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got thing one pregnant was because she
pulled some crap that because of her newfound

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religious beliefs when I met her that
you know, she was not going to

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have sex again until marriage, and
and then I was like okay, And

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then there were a couple of times, a couple of times she was trying,

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I'm like, no, we can't
have sex. No, No,

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I was using it against her and
that and that's how she got pregnant before

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y'all got married after before? Oh
okay, yeah, but I had already

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proposed to her. It wasn't like
I got married because she got pregnant.

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Where is she now? Where is
she? Why? Uh? Because she's

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Thing one. That's why she's already
got a titled Thing one. Yeah,

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she was remarried. She's not anymore
you know with some Where is she now?

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Where does she live? Costa Rica? Yeah? I can't reveal that.

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No, she's not North Carolina.
I can't reveal that information because that

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that's somebody else. That's nobody else's
information, not for me to tell.

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That's uncool because you know I would
like no, but no. But the

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people I want to visit her,
they have her address. Okay, Yeah,

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they're not nice either. Witness Protective
Program. Yeah, if I told

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you where she was, I'd have
to kill you, kill me. I'm

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fucking ready to go. Why are
you? Why are you ready to go?

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I'm a happy So I have to
give tribute. There's tribute that has

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to be given right now? Okay
to Chad. Chad was our head engineer

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at the station and one of my
best friends in Florida for many years.

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He was the best man at my
second wedding, and he said he was

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boycotting the wedding. I said,
you can't boycott you're the best man.

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But you know what, he was
fucking right man, he said even too.

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He was like, I give it
eighteen months, and he was pretty

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he was pretty close. He definitely
he went over a little bit on that.

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Actually, it was like twelve months. That's how it was when I

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got married. I've only been married
once, but it was the same way.

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It was like, bleak, it's
over. Everybody said I should and

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I was all that. I was
all like, you don't understand you or

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knows you were married twice. Third
time's the charm. Yeah, we'll see.

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Oh, speaking of which, okay, so you're your hair now all

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curly like that and stuff. And
then you know, what was it that

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you said about uh about you said
something about girls like you. I don't

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know something about that, but now
not until you have diapers, then you

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like girls? Oh my god,
I knew you were gonna say that.

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Fuck you. Oh my god.
Okay, we're gonna talk about that.

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Do you really want to go there? Go for it. I don't want

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you coming back at me later and
telling me yeah, yeah, yeah,

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you can't in public places at McDonald's
and show your vagina. No, no,

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no, you can't show your tits. You're always telling you, I

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can't do shit. Now you want
to talk about you look in some diaper

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bitches, fucking titties, and and
and and and The next morning I woke

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up and I was sent a consent
form and I was like, what after

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the fact is a little too late, just saying but okay, go ahead.

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Oh my god, I know you
don't understand. Okay, so drinking

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I don't remember. So the next
morning, I'm waking up because I go

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to I have to go on Fox
News. I have to be at location.

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So I wake up at four in
the morning so I can because I'm

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a professional here, I gotta be
on location to be on the news.

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I wake up and the diaper baby
girl, who's she's twenty two? I

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did check that out. Thank God
sent me a consent form, and I'm

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like, what do I need to
consent to? What the fuck did I

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do with you? So I ask
my cousin boyfriend, did I did I

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do something with the diaper girl?
And he's like, oh, there was

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you see about that? There wasn't
you did ask her if you could lick

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her titties. She had those little
girl banana looking titty things, and I

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couldn't resist. I was like,
can I I just want to, like,

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I just want to. Anyway,
if y'all have do y'all have footage

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of this? You should write no, no, no, we can't do

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that too far? Well, no, that could be a perfect Okay,

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So so you do have that,
you do have that video of that happening?

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Then? Yeah, that was?
Oh and do we have permission to

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put it on the pipe man only
fans? No, we gotta. I'll

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ask her. She's so she since
then this girl woman girl, let's call

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her woman because she she looks like
it's hard because she's she's she looks she

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dresses up like a baby. Who
does that? You know what? I

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think's worse of that? Who wants
to do sexual things with that? Like

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you? Which is worse? Which
is worse the person that does it or

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the person that Oh my god,
Pip man, I know I need to

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reverse just a bit. You said
she has what to me? You decide

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that you wanted to do what to
her? Okay, So she has these

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she's she looks first of all she
looked like this little like Amish chick like

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she had she had. She had
hair that kind of looked like mine,

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but it was red and she freckles. I love freckles. I fucking love

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red hair and freckles and no makeup. And she know what's weird? Wait,

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you know what's weird. I used
to get made fun of when I

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was younger because I had I was
total freckles all over my face. They

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disappeared like I even do a like
I was. I used to be called

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freckle face and all that stuff.
And I have some like appearing on my

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on my on my, on my
boobies. Now that's hot. Can you

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show that on your on our pipe? Man? Only fans? Sure your

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booby freckles? Okay, I'm the
only fans. Okay, go on with

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Layer? Can you get Slayer on
with us? I stumped? Ye?

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On the are you talking about?
On? The only fans? Fans?

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Yeah, only fans? How old
are they now? I don't know?

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Can his dick still get hard?
Yes? Doesn't matter whether never already knows

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see from experience, Rebel, who
in your whole life did you just say?

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I want to suck their titties.
It doesn't even have to be a

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girl, as long as they had
titties. No one that has never crossed

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my mind. Sorry, not even
like a dude with man boobs. Oh

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no, No, have you ever
stuck your own kit? I ever sucked

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your own titty? No, I'll
bet you Rachel has anything. I have

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to do myself. Why would I
need anybody else? Okay, right,

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so that's my theory. I don't
there's no self satisfaction. There's no none

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of that, because that's what I
have other people for. Do you pay

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them? I don't have to pay
it. Oh no, you said that's

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why I have other people for their
employees. No, but I mean,

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seriously, I've always been I don't
understand why people can self satisfy, why

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they even bother? That's what you
have other people for. Why are you

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gonna do it yourself? You've got
to do it yourself. Why you need

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somebody else? Well, that's true. It goes the other way too.

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You don't need anybody else if you
can satisfy yourself, and then you can

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just go play Madden and then you
could just play Madden Football. No,

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because listen, okay, So like
if if i was with somebody. They

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didn't want me playing mad in football. They would want me paying all my

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attention to them, not necessarily,
not necessarily. Yeah yeah, listen,

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listen to Rachel here and let's hear
rebel first. Okay, what's your feelings

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about attention and PDA? I like
it, not too much. It depends

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on how much PDA okay, because
I don't want to feel like you're grouping

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me to make me like claiming your
Oh she's mine, don't don't look at

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don't touch her. I don't.
I don't like that. I do,

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I mean within reason, pio.
Okay, Rachel, how about you?

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I love to be touched, like
constantly. Where's your favorite parts? To

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be touched? Way up and got
them right now? Oh so you like

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to be fisted? No, well
I've never done that's never happened, but

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I don't know anyone. Look at
your hand? What that fits? He

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after you've had a few kid there? It is? So okay? So

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where it? Where are they going
to find all these places you touch yourself?

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Oh okay, I'll tell you my
my my my type. Yeah,

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I like on my No, I
like it. I like a hard bite

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like that'll drop me to my knees. Oh yeah, what about you,

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rebel? Where's your where's your little
spot somewhere? More than others that just

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like that, It actually depends on
the person to be honest with you.

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Really, no, I'm talking about
you. What where? What do you

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like? You know what you like? I don't. That's a no for

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me. That's a hard no for
me. Like I said, I don't

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self satisfy at all ever. Never
have what sign? Are you? Leo?

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She's asking I Leo? Okay,
so we're both Leo's. We're both

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starting with the letter R. I
rebel was on location at the super Bowl.

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You want to see a picture?
Yes, Rebel? What day are

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you? That's not me? Wait
a bit, I thought that, let's

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look at it again. Let's look
at it again. I thought we need

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to have our birthdays together. When's
your birthday? Fourteen August four? Awesome?

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How old are you? No one
knows, no one, no one

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knows? How old do I look? Eighty two? Like, okay,

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you look really good for eighty two. I am not eighty two. How

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do you? How do you keep
looking so good for eighty two? He

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don't. I am not eighty two. So these are my co hosts,

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you're eighty two and Rachel wears diapers. I don't know. I'm the mommy.

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God, get it right, he
is the mommy. Not so did

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this girl want you to be like
her mommy and want to call you messages?

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So if you're the mommy, though, isn't she supposed to be sucking

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yours not the other way around.
Yes, so you're telling me you're into

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baby, You're into something. I
don't know. He has the wrong idea

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of what happens. I mean,
that is not the way that situation works.

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I've tried to explain this to you
numerous times. That's not how it

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works. Man, how's it work? Tell us how it works? First

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of all, you got to stop
thinking that you're thinking of child. Okay,

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you're all all adult play should be
with a consenting of age. I

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don't know, but what what?
But they're wearing a diaper pretending they're a

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baby. So so what happens if
they're in their eighties and wearing a diaper?

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Or is that any different? I
mean that's gross. Well yeah,

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I wouldn't want to change it,
but you know, hey, to each

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his own. I'm not gonna knock
it because people's can but tell us,

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yeah, tell us more about why
is it? Why is it people's fetishes?

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Tell us because some people enjoy that
kind of stuff. I mean,

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there's I can't speak for everybody,
but there's tons of kinks out there and

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what's going on. You see,
I'm gonna tell you all something I had

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the whole time we've been doing our
show. We were live on TikTok and

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I looked over and it says Live
Access removed. You'll no longer be able

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to go live because of violations.
You're see You're inappropriate activity got you banned

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from Live. I'm banned from Let
me tell you something, guys, TikTok

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you can do and see anything.
We just got banned from how to Talk.

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Yeah, Well, we don't know
what we did so bad. What

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did we do? So it must
be Rachel. It must be Rachel or

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maybe it's that decision. I'm going
to appeal. We didn't have a lot

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of yours. You appeal it,
make sure you appeal it. I'm gonn

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appeal it. I'm gonna yeah.
Okay, so what we did, let's

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talk about this picture. Okay,
So that is at the super Bowl,

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the Kansas City Chiefs won. It
was an amazing super Bowl and it was

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like a nail biter to the end. Even though I'm a Giants fan.

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I love Patrick Mahomes. He's a
great quarterback. Okay, but here's play

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on Thursday nights. But here's saying
Patrick, why does he want to play?

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Why does he want to play on
Thursday nights? I didn't know he

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had a big fit about playing on
that. He doesn't want to play on

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Thursday nights. Bowl Sometimes your game
will fall on Thursday nights. It's football.

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Yeah, but you know what,
it was never Thursday nights when I

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was a kid. Yes, it's
been Thursday nights. So that's going back

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to the Chad thing. Because Chad
was a die hard Kansas City Chiefs fan

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because he was from Kansas City.
And now his team did a two peat.

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They're going for three pet next year. Okay, back to back Super

405
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:06.960
Bowls, freaking amazing and overtime.
But here's what sucks about our country,

406
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:13.320
Okay, that we can't even celebrate
a win like that without bullshit shootings and

407
00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:19.360
killings and stuff like that. So
the parade for the Super Bowl, there

408
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:24.119
was a shooting and people killed,
and people hurt and do you know why?

409
00:38:25.840 --> 00:38:28.960
I don't know why? Why don't
you look it up while we're on

410
00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:34.800
here? I've forgotten all But then, okay, so here's the other thing

411
00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:37.599
that Okay, this is going to
be the pipe peeve today. Okay,

412
00:38:38.880 --> 00:38:45.360
might think a good for real too. Okay. The pipe peeve is the

413
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:53.880
fact that people have such jealousy towards
rich people, famous people just because they're

414
00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:58.440
rich and favorites, not because of
the things they do or don't do,

415
00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:01.679
Like there are pieces of crap.
They are rich and famous, and there's

416
00:39:01.719 --> 00:39:05.800
pieces of crap that are poored there
good people. They are rich and famous

417
00:39:05.840 --> 00:39:08.760
and they're good people. They are
poor. Has nothing to do with that.

418
00:39:09.599 --> 00:39:15.960
And although I am not a swifty
Taylor Swift, you cannot find one

419
00:39:16.199 --> 00:39:22.960
bad thing about her anywhere. She
pays the people that work for her more

420
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:27.960
than anybody else in the industry.
She donates hundreds of millions of dollars all

421
00:39:28.039 --> 00:39:32.760
over the place, and then she
goes this shows what's wrong with our country

422
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:37.599
right now. Like all the political
people want to talk about what's wrong with

423
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:43.519
this country. This is what's wrong
with our country right now is she donates

424
00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:51.119
one hundred grand to the go fund
me of the family, and people are

425
00:39:51.239 --> 00:39:55.079
giving her crap for it, and
they're like because they're saying, ah,

426
00:39:55.320 --> 00:40:00.679
she didn't do it for out your
listic reason. She did just to get

427
00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:04.840
a tax right off, she did. Nobody's damn business what she did it

428
00:40:05.000 --> 00:40:07.840
for. He did it to get
free advertising. You know what, It

429
00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:12.960
doesn't matter what the freaking benefit is. It's usually all the people that aren't

430
00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:16.320
even willing to donate a dollar that
say that crap and forget the rest of

431
00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:22.000
it. Okay, the family has
one hundred thousand more than they did,

432
00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:27.119
and so that's all that should matter, and everybody should be happy that the

433
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:31.800
family is better off instead of all
being jealous a tailor swift. Just like

434
00:40:31.920 --> 00:40:37.599
the thing with their relationship, Okay, it's a bunch of bullshit. Let

435
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:40.599
them have a relationship. Why is
it because people are famous, their relationship

436
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:45.280
has to be under a microscope,
and everybody's got to be skeptical. There's

437
00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:49.159
somebody in my family I won't say
who, but I was out one night

438
00:40:49.559 --> 00:40:55.199
with him and his girlfriend and they're
like, I don't believe that it's a

439
00:40:55.280 --> 00:41:00.920
real relationship. I think it's all
for publicity. A lot of other people

440
00:41:00.000 --> 00:41:05.360
are saying that stuff too, you
know. But you know what I said,

441
00:41:06.119 --> 00:41:09.079
why does Taylor Swift need publicity?
She's like the biggest thing in the

442
00:41:09.159 --> 00:41:15.440
world. Like, it's people out
there that are thinking that Taylor Swift is

443
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:21.480
doing this for the publicity. Are
you freaking kidding me? She doesn't need

444
00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:25.599
the publicity. But if she's getting
some benefits, so what. She works

445
00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:29.920
her butt off, she does good
things. She's a good person, and

446
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:35.880
you know what, everybody else is
just a jealous pos because I listen,

447
00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:38.719
I know what that's like there.
You know, there were times when I

448
00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:43.679
was in the investment people in business
that you know, you had people that

449
00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:45.840
would say, shit, they don't
know what you go through every day.

450
00:41:46.159 --> 00:41:50.559
Just because you're rich and famous doesn't
make life easier, or else you wouldn't

451
00:41:50.559 --> 00:41:54.000
have all these famous people committing suicide. They commit suicide because a piece is

452
00:41:54.039 --> 00:41:59.559
of crap like that. They're constantly
in her life and saying negative stuff and

453
00:41:59.639 --> 00:42:01.960
trying to make them feel bad.
Why doesn't the whole world just try and

454
00:42:02.039 --> 00:42:07.360
make everybody feel good for a change, Because that's the bullshit of social media,

455
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:10.039
the internet and all this political bullshit. I don't give a shit about

456
00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:15.119
any of the politicians. They can
all not run as far as I'm concerned,

457
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:20.880
Let's have anarchy in the US.
Any in the US, and you're

458
00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:24.559
gonna run for press. And that's
what I'm leading up to here. Thank

459
00:42:24.639 --> 00:42:30.440
you for the Q. I mean, I was waiting for that because you

460
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:37.199
know what, these political parties there's
such bullshit, and we got two people

461
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:40.280
running for president. I have one
foot on banana peel and the other on

462
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:44.880
the grave. Yeah, I'm telling
you, if I run for president,

463
00:42:45.000 --> 00:42:49.960
I'll have both feet on the banana
peel and on that note, let's hear

464
00:42:50.039 --> 00:42:55.360
what Bill Clinton would have to say. Hey, folks, this is Bill

465
00:42:55.440 --> 00:43:00.880
Clinton. I'll listen to W fourcy
dot com and just from I did not

466
00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:08.960
have sexual relations with that woman.
Bring back the good old days, and

467
00:43:09.159 --> 00:43:19.400
I will have sexual relations with that
woman. Vote pipe man for pres Well,

468
00:43:19.519 --> 00:43:23.880
we've already established we've already established it
clearly that does fit into the sexual

469
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:28.679
relations because if I get a kiss
of it all the time, that fits

470
00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:32.199
into sexual category. So he did
have sexual relations with that woman, of

471
00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:37.639
course he did. Are you kidding
me? Just admit it. You're the

472
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:42.599
most powerful person in the free world
in the world in general. Of course

473
00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:46.000
you're gonna get sex, okay,
Like it just it's one of the bonuses,

474
00:43:46.119 --> 00:43:51.440
one of the perks of the job. Like I'm sure even Biden gets

475
00:43:51.519 --> 00:43:57.639
it, and and he he probably
he probably don't even remember. That's the

476
00:43:57.719 --> 00:44:01.639
beauty of it. Like he doesn't
even remember. So if he was,

477
00:44:02.119 --> 00:44:06.840
you know, in an impeachment trial, he could honestly say, just like

478
00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:09.800
Bill, he could say I did
not have sexual relations with that woman because

479
00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:15.199
he wouldn't have a recollection of it
at all. That's one of the benefits

480
00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:22.760
of dementia. I'll just say right
now, okay, because how many things

481
00:44:22.800 --> 00:44:25.760
in your life would you not want
to remember? Like bring it on,

482
00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:29.400
baby, there's like a lot of
shit I want to get out of my

483
00:44:29.559 --> 00:44:35.519
mind that I don't want to remember
anymore. Like it's perfect. But think

484
00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:38.360
about it. Why do you get
it at the end of memories? Why

485
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:42.280
you get it at the end of
your life, Because it's like it's it's

486
00:44:42.440 --> 00:44:47.199
enough already, Like you've made so
many mistakes, have so many terrible memories

487
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:52.840
that that's your brain's way of protecting
you and saying, you know what,

488
00:44:52.239 --> 00:44:55.679
fuck it, We're just gonna wipe
the slate clean. But that's because we

489
00:44:55.800 --> 00:44:59.880
all pray for that, like we
just want to wipe the slate, cle

490
00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:04.360
careful. What you asked for,
you just might get it. I think

491
00:45:04.480 --> 00:45:07.280
pet was on the youth. Why
is it that we're so beautiful when we're

492
00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:13.159
young? I think you know what
I mean, You're old and you're beautiful.

493
00:45:14.760 --> 00:45:21.079
Rebels old, old rebels old and
old, rebels, old and beautiful.

494
00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:27.519
I'm fifty, not old. When
did When did fifty become old?

495
00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:31.000
I don't know. It was always
considered old. Do you not remember?

496
00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:37.440
Do not remember when you're twenty?
O take them on. That's because your

497
00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:45.159
parents were fifty and you thought they
were old. People were dying at my

498
00:45:45.320 --> 00:45:49.159
age, So I got I have
a couple of things have to cover before

499
00:45:49.199 --> 00:45:52.679
we end the show, because it's
very important time. Okay, But before

500
00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:57.960
we do that, I think we
have to hear a little bit about incarceration

501
00:45:58.599 --> 00:46:02.280
and Bourbon Beyond, which Bourbon Beyond
is back to back with Louder than Life

502
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at the Kentucky Exposition Exposition Grounds.
It also happens to be the same weekend

503
00:46:08.679 --> 00:46:15.440
as riot Fest, So fucking Slayer, let's hear it. One. I

504
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505
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506
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507
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508
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twenty second in Louisville, Kentucky My cell

509
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now at Bourbon at Beyond dot com. WHOA, I love it. Let's

510
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let's see incarceration because I love that
even more. Sell the Alarm. Incarceration

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515
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more passes on sale now at incarceration
dot Com. Hell yeah, because pipe

516
00:47:28.639 --> 00:47:32.360
Man's gone back to prison and it's
all the person show. It's all because

517
00:47:32.360 --> 00:47:39.920
of this show. And yes,
if you will ask me about information on

518
00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:46.480
the pipe Man radio tour. Okay, but also asked me for information about

519
00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:52.800
the pipe Man Only fans you can
register to win. Are you ready tickets

520
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to either Incarceration, lard in Life
or Bourbon Beyond. As that sound,

521
00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:05.800
I'll tell you how that sounds.
I just know something here. This is

522
00:48:05.840 --> 00:48:15.000
how that sounds. Let's go pipe
Man. I love it. So I

523
00:48:15.079 --> 00:48:19.760
want to talk about since you brought
up before, there's a couple other things

524
00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:22.239
I have to talk about. I
have to talk about this online dating experience

525
00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:28.440
I had that was pretty funny.
So I met somebody online dating and we

526
00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:31.559
had a phone call and a FaceTime
and stuff. But in the phone call,

527
00:48:32.719 --> 00:48:36.760
one of the first things she said, Okay, you ready for this.

528
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:40.920
This is the shit I go through
all the time. I thought you

529
00:48:40.960 --> 00:48:47.480
would have a deeper voice. Now. Now, first of all, okay,

530
00:48:49.199 --> 00:48:52.239
I don't know. I've been told
I can't tell because you can't tell

531
00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:55.679
your own voice that I have a
deep voice. And so what's even better

532
00:48:55.760 --> 00:49:00.119
about that is I go, well, what made you think that? She

533
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:05.079
goes, well, because you're on
the radio. And then the next part

534
00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:08.960
you're gonna love it. She's like, well, what does your radio voice

535
00:49:09.039 --> 00:49:19.079
sound? Like, and I'm like
like this, I don't change my voice

536
00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:27.079
for the radio. She wanted me
to he you're on w n ME.

537
00:49:30.039 --> 00:49:36.400
Oh yeah, I do want both
to play back to back. I'm like

538
00:49:36.480 --> 00:49:40.239
the worst host on the network because
I don't pay attention in private chat.

539
00:49:42.920 --> 00:49:51.559
I'm like, what what you engineers
complain about? Uh so? But it

540
00:49:51.679 --> 00:49:55.840
worked out well though, like it
played and then and then so anyway,

541
00:49:57.159 --> 00:50:01.320
that's it. Okay. So my
other last pipe p for the show and

542
00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:07.840
then we got in the show is
my freaking state of Florida. Thank god,

543
00:50:07.880 --> 00:50:12.000
I'm here in Costa Rica. They
have two laws now that are real

544
00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:15.320
laws. They're not those fake laws
or the laws are on the books that

545
00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:19.519
we make fun of that nobody enforces. These are real laws. Number one,

546
00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:24.280
for Black History Month, they're not
allowed to they have to get permission

547
00:50:24.480 --> 00:50:32.440
slips from the parents to allow a
book written by an African American author to

548
00:50:32.599 --> 00:50:42.119
be available in school or read in
school or something like that. So why

549
00:50:42.360 --> 00:50:49.760
because because our governor is a racist, we're not allowed to teach Black history.

550
00:50:50.599 --> 00:50:53.800
And then I saw somebody on a
thing and it was like they're saying,

551
00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:59.239
well, we should teach, we
should teach blah blah blah blah blah.

552
00:50:59.280 --> 00:51:04.519
I'm like we all do. Like
it's like it should just be one

553
00:51:04.760 --> 00:51:08.880
history. But see there's people that
have different histories in different cultures and if

554
00:51:08.880 --> 00:51:14.320
you leave those cultures out, no, you can't do that, Okay,

555
00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:16.599
but you need to know the story. No, you need to know the

556
00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:21.679
story. I know the whole story. It's when they're teaching. You need

557
00:51:21.800 --> 00:51:27.280
to know the whole story. It
wasn't just absolutely just if you're actually missing

558
00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:30.840
out on history not knowing. If
you think that was bad. That was

559
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:36.679
in Dade County where Miami is.
In Broward County where Fort Laurierdelle is,

560
00:51:37.159 --> 00:51:44.519
there is a law again same person
that you need a permission slip from the

561
00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:53.400
parents to teach a dental hygiene topic. Wow, so that's why Florida crackers

562
00:51:53.440 --> 00:52:02.039
have no teeth hygiene? What did
they? What did they? I mean,

563
00:52:02.119 --> 00:52:07.159
are they misinforming students? That's why
they need a parental thing, because

564
00:52:07.159 --> 00:52:08.760
Wayne, what are they teaching?
Because first of all, if they teach

565
00:52:08.800 --> 00:52:14.519
them to use regular off the count
that up next week, it's we're like

566
00:52:14.800 --> 00:52:17.400
two and a half minutes at a
time, and we got my bad.

567
00:52:19.119 --> 00:52:22.800
It was it's all on me.
But we got to end the show.

568
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:25.599
Okay. It's it's just as simple
as that. Okay, don't give a

569
00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:30.079
crap what you two say. We're
ending the show. It's a big,

570
00:52:30.159 --> 00:52:32.039
great show. It's been real.
It's been fun. I don't know if

571
00:52:32.079 --> 00:52:36.400
it's been real fun, but it
will be real fun next week. If

572
00:52:36.440 --> 00:52:40.320
you and Wednesday, one pm Eastern
time, The Adventures Pipe Man. If

573
00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:44.559
you've missed any part of this show, you'll be able to catch it on

574
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575
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576
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that, make sure to tune in
also to movie reviews and Morenesday nights because

577
00:53:01.559 --> 00:53:07.239
Rachel's on there too, except she
she has a muzzle put on there because

578
00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:14.320
she's a little too nuts for that
show. And and then Rebel, well,

579
00:53:14.679 --> 00:53:17.679
you can just catch Rebel on random
shows throughout the network like she just

580
00:53:17.880 --> 00:53:27.199
pops into. So you need to
listen to all the shows before it ate

581
00:53:27.840 --> 00:53:35.280
W four HC Radio because Rebel makes
surprise appearances in random shows on all those

582
00:53:35.320 --> 00:53:38.320
statements, you could go talk for
Media to check out all the shows in

583
00:53:38.440 --> 00:53:42.599
clean past. Pipe Man shows.
You can go, you can go,

584
00:53:42.760 --> 00:53:46.519
talk for TV, you got it
all, and catch the pipe Man at

585
00:53:46.639 --> 00:53:54.280
pipe Man Radio everywhere. Thanks pipe
Nuts, I thank you, and that's

586
00:53:54.360 --> 00:54:07.960
it, roll it on. Thank
you for listening to the adventures of Papemin

587
00:54:08.559 --> 00:54:13.000
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