Slayer Reunion, The Swiftie Superbowl of Dating, Generosity, and Just Being a Good Human Being

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1:08 Let's see it. Let's see if uh you know Rachel, if she got her shit together here with putting earbuds in. So let's welcome them to the show. Can Oh my god, we just got this news right before the show that Slayer after five years from their last live show, is meant reuniting for and was a total surprise out of nowhere. In fact, there's been a lot of press lately that they weren't even talking to each other. So this was a huge surprise this morning that it ruined our whole show because everything we had planned has all been put on the back burner for Slayer and Louder than Life and the riot Fest. The last time they play mad riot Fest was twenty nineteen. That's the last time Slayer tour. And they are reuniting and they're playing two major festivals. They are on the Pipe Man Radio Tour and okay, so do you have your earbuds fixed? Rachel? Okay?

2:17 No? No? I wait, where are you? Where are you? Hold on? I do Hi? Can you hear? Can you hear it? But but but no, because they're not charged. Uh but you can hear me? Right, I can hear you? Absolutely. So these are my pipe nuts, Rebel and Rachel. Notice they're both ours. There's something with that. You know, my brother's mother if you can figure out what that means. But she was married. She was married to three men. All three of them started with R. Oh cool. There's something to this R thing. I think could be, there could very well be.

3:07 You know what, For in my life, it's all I'm always ending up with Jimmy, Jim's, Billy's or Bills, And so I told myself ten years about jim Billy. If I'm met, yeah, if I met any form of that, even a William Will, nothing I will I'm like, go away, go away. Still it's I was super excited last week about carry King coming out his solo project with new song, and then this week Slayer because okay, let's let's see how good my co hosts are. How carry King and Slayer related related? Yeah, not as his family, darn, that would have been easier to answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they played in the same fan. I so Slayer played in the band Slayer.

4:14 I don't know, but I think my guitar he was with did something with Slayer. Who did Nikky sick? Oh, I'm sure verbal abuse. You know who that is. Of course, I know who it is, and we've talked about That's awesome. Well that was, Yeah, we were pretty tight back in my twenties. Yeah. So yeah, because Slayer is like the first band that brought together metal heads and punks to one place. Because two of the band members were metal heads and two of the band members were punks, and they created this new thing called thrash. Yeah and yeah, I was at the first Slayer show, Wow, and that was in nineteen eighty one, eighty two something like that. And then I was at their second to last show ever. Was supposed to be ever in Oakland and uh, up in the Bay Area, So they started in LA. They went to the Bay Area. And for you two ding Dongs that are my co hosts. How you can not know since Slayer is my all time favorite ever band. Really Harry King is one of the guitarists of Slayer. Ding Dongs. Well, at first he said, uh, they're part of yeah

5:48 favorite band, Slayer, right next to charging my earbuds. Yeah, charging your ear buds with why wouldn't you be prepared for a live broadcast? What? What is your issue? Because I'm in a world of insanity over here. I just got it, walked in from polatees and oh, so that explains your hair. So why does your hair look like you were like in a tornado and didn't brush it? Tell us a story about your hair going from straight to curly. Oh okay, So but before you do, I want. I want to have a bet. I want to have a bet before you do. I bet you I have a better hair story than you.

6:35 Okay, I'll bet you. So my hair was always straight. Wait wait, wait, we have to determine what the what the winner gets? Oh okay, what is the what is the what does the wiener get? So the wiener winner gets wiener? Well that would be you. Okay, that's what you win. And if you if you will, you get you get the pipe? You get the pipe? Wer ah, I get the pipe? How am I going to get the pipe? Winer? If he's like all the way in Costa Rica. That's why you're what That's why you're winning, you know? Okay? So now what now? If I win?

7:25 What do I get? You get the Wiener? No, I don't want the wiener to you what. That's why I'm given to you because I don't want it. Oh okay, are you gonna let me tell it? You asked me, Yes, I want to know what I win if I win the bet? Oh? Good lord? So what do I win? What are you willing to give me? What am I willing to give? You can get dangerous here, Yeah, this is gonna get naughty. Rebel.

8:05 Rebel doesn't say stop either. She's the go girl, so she says stop. That's you know, that's crazy, right, rebels, because she is the rebel, so she I gotta listen. She thought she was the bad girl on the show till you came on. Now she thinks she's a nun, the bad girl. I should wear that costume. You should totally and then put it on the pipe man only fans. Oh let's talk about that. Oh wait, we gotta go back. We got other things to talk about right now. First, what's surprize I get? Okay? And then tell your story? What's surprise I get? If I win a wiener up your ass? I don't want that, So I don't want take that bet. Why don't you think about what you're willing to give me? While one runs the Louder than Life commercial? Because I am so freaking psyched about this lineup. It is badass. Even Rebel Meddler is going to like this lineup because there's another surprise on there for you, rebel. Let's hear it long. The loudest weekend of the year is back Louder than Life in Louisville, Kentucky with the Reunion of Slayer, Slimnod, Motley Crue, Corn,

9:43 Judas Priest, Disturbed, five Finger Death, Punch, Breaking Benjamin and falling into Reverse with Heaven Ass The Offspring, Till Linderman, A Day to Remember, Stained Pail Storm, Go, Chierra and Frax, and so many more Over one hundred and fifty bands, non stop rock for four days on five stages, September twenty sixth through twenty ninth in Louisville, Kentucky. Testes on sale now as low as ten dollars down at Louder Than Live festival dot com. Now, I gotta say, first of all, real quick. First of all, I gotta say real quick though, who somebody out there needs to request information from me about the Pipe Man only fans, because instead of buying tickets, we're giving tickets away to Louder Than Life. So all you have to do is reach out to me on the socials at Pipeman Radio, Facebook, TikTok, Snap, Instagram, LinkedIn h X. I can't say X easily. It's like it's stupid. Okay, I'm gonna send a tweet on X. Well, am I gonna do on X? X marks the spot? That's what I do X marks the spot all right, so by

11:13 the way, we'll all be happy. Okay, you gotta have an essence. There, I got the crew. There, I got fucking slayer Man. And here's a thing that you're supposed to say that when you say the name Slayer, you have to add that. No, it's gotta be Slayer slatter, that's it. But you gotta say the fucking in front of it. There it is, there, it is. I love it. Okay, so, oh my god, I'm so pumped about that. And then riot Fest, which is another stop on the Pipe Man Radio tour. Slayer is the only announced headliner so far. It was a big surprise today, Like I almost I almost lost my sh ship when I saw that. Okay, but now I'm gonna kick the ship out of Rachel in this bet.

12:05 Have you decided what pride you're going to give me that I want? I'll give you a Slayer, A Slayer, now what a Slayer? I don't want any butt plugs? What else I'll give you? I'll give you a tone down version next week. I'll charge and I'll charge my earbuds if I win. You have to come to Costa Rica naked? Why do I feel like that was like see you in did you say it? Like right you did you say? It wasn't you you're gonna come to Costa Rica. It was You're gonna come, no doubt about it. Yeah, exactly how is she supposed to get there naked? Okay, she'll get arrested. Well that be like you could be like Shakira, I get dressed up and closed just for you guys. I believe that. Saynd I got a pilates neckd that's a cool plates that I was at yoga the other day. It wasn't naked.

13:18 And that's two. That's a bummer because it's cool to be a guy going to yoga because most of the people are females. So it's like a perfect place where you're not out nor numbering them. You know, you cannot do not do the chia seed ship before yoga, Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Yeah that happens. Rebel was pretty obvious. Come on, horrib pretty obvious. Let's see that happened at the j c C. Let's hear your story. Let's hear your story about your hair. Okay, so my whole life, it was perfectly straight, perfectly straight, and then when I turned that, it started to like just out of nowhere. Just it was like I don't know if it's a I like like my body was lacking some bullshit. Anyway, it just started curling, and so I was forcing it every day. I was doing these like like like treatments were straight, straight, straight. And my and I went out one night to go listen to some live music which I love you and my girlfriends and said, good god, do you know in your in the back, like in this front it's all straight, but in the back you got some rings. They're just curling. And she shot a video and she showed it to me, and I was like, good God, they're like they they wouldn't you couldn't tame them. So I did this for probably a year, just trying, and

14:50 at some point I said fuck it, and I'm just gonna let them go. So that's that's why my hair is like it is now. Okay, So here's so here's the thing. Here's my story. Okay, my story is my hair when I was a little kid was so as my mother put it poker straight, like you didn't even brush it back, okay. And my mother, evil as she was, she decided she didn't like that. So my brother had a girlfriend who was a hairdresser. Yeah, we're going there, And I was ten years old. It was like nineteen seventy six or seven or eight, something like that total, and she decided one night to tell my brother's girl friend to give me a permanent because that was popular back then. Is it rebel? Is that a permanent or is it just called a perm I mean it was called the permanent then, and perma is short for permanent. Okay. So then, and so my hair was so and my brother's girlfriend was telling im not to do it, that it was

16:23 bad for my hair, blah blah blah blah blah, the chemicals. Because I'm a child, my mother and give two shits, she said, do what I tell you, and wow. So then it didn't take because my hair was so straight. So I would have to drag out for the rest of the show. The rest of the story. But let me just say that I was a Yankee fan. The Yankees were in the World Series. I could not watch the World Series, and I played baseball at that point by life, I couldnot watch the World Series because I got For the next four days, I got permanent one okay, once twice in one night, once twice in one night. So I had five permanents in foty ferms firms, okay, and my hair do but it wasn't working. So I cannot hear this story. If you keep calling it permanence, you gotta call them perms. You're not in nineteen seventy eight anymore. I'm still stuck there because of this. You sure the fuck are? Okay? So wait, and then my hair turned like orange and four Disney and I'm a ten year old boy that has to go back to school in New Jersey where it's guaranteed that

18:00 you're gonna get made fun of and there's gonna be fighting involved. Yeah, you weren't getting laid and well I was ten, so yeah I was. I got You didn't get laid a ten, No, notun till I was thirteen. And that was only because of false information. Okay, that's another story. Okay. Fake news caused me to lose my virginity at thirteen years old. And I lost my virginity at thirteen years old in the Manson Caves. The Charles Manson Caves is where I lost my forrgenity that's a story. That story. But here's the thing. My older brother, he said some story, or at least that's how I remember it, that he lost his virginity and at thirteen years old. So being a competitive sibling, I had to make sure that I lost my virginity at thirteen years old. So it was a goal. It was a goal. Oh my god, turns out he did rebel. How were you tell the truth? What fifteen fifteen?

19:07 I'd bet all you masterfuckers. I was twelve, you were twelve. Oh what a slot? What I've been called worse motherfucker? Soh yeah. So and then I just found out a few years ago. I like, I lived with this on my whole life, and I just found out a few years ago that he didn't lose his virginity till like seventeen eighteen. So I make your feet on now, I'm a huge freaking winner, man by how many years? Look at that? You got a huge fucking wiener. That's all I heard. I just don't. Yeah, you did it because you wanted to beat your brother's age, not because you had feelings. So you just went out and randomly No, No, I did have feelings for but but there was there was there was a time limit, Jane Janet Janet jan there was a time limit on this. Yet, did you tell her there was a time limit on this? Probably, I'm like listen. I was probably like, yeah, listen, I'm one of those guys that was the nice guy. Okay, let's talk about this first. Like, that's why most of the women I have read sex with when I was younger were the virgins, because I was nice and so that. And it wasn't until later

20:41 in life, like I always thought I didn't have game, and then I'm like, wow, I did have game that was serious game. And I wasn't even thinking that way, but it really was. If you think about it, it's like, oh, yeah, listen. The first time I got thing one pregnant was because she pulled some crap that because of her newfound religious beliefs when I met her that you know, she was not going to have sex again until marriage, and and then I was like okay, And then there were a couple of times, a couple of times she was trying, I'm like, no, we can't have sex. No, No, I was using it against her and that and that's how she got pregnant before y'all got married after before? Oh okay, yeah, but I had already proposed to her. It wasn't like I got married because she got pregnant.

21:37 Where is she now? Where is she? Why? Uh? Because she's Thing one. That's why she's already got a titled Thing one. Yeah, she was remarried. She's not anymore you know with some Where is she now? Where does she live? Costa Rica? Yeah? I can't reveal that. No, she's not North Carolina. I can't reveal that information because that that's somebody else. That's nobody else's information, not for me to tell. That's uncool because you know I would like no, but no. But the people I want to visit her, they have her address. Okay, Yeah, they're not nice either. Witness Protective Program. Yeah, if I told you where she was, I'd have to kill you, kill me. I'm fucking ready to go. Why are you? Why are you ready to go?

22:48 I'm a happy So I have to give tribute. There's tribute that has to be given right now? Okay to Chad. Chad was our head engineer at the station and one of my best friends in Florida for many years. He was the best man at my second wedding, and he said he was boycotting the wedding. I said, you can't boycott you're the best man. But you know what, he was fucking right man, he said even too. He was like, I give it eighteen months, and he was pretty he was pretty close. He definitely he went over a little bit on that.

23:29 Actually, it was like twelve months. That's how it was when I got married. I've only been married once, but it was the same way. It was like, bleak, it's over. Everybody said I should and I was all that. I was all like, you don't understand you or knows you were married twice. Third time's the charm. Yeah, we'll see. Oh, speaking of which, okay, so you're your hair now all curly like that and stuff. And then you know, what was it that you said about uh about you said something about girls like you. I don't know something about that, but now not until you have diapers, then you like girls? Oh my god, I knew you were gonna say that.

24:18 Fuck you. Oh my god. Okay, we're gonna talk about that. Do you really want to go there? Go for it. I don't want you coming back at me later and telling me yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't in public places at McDonald's and show your vagina. No, no, no, you can't show your tits. You're always telling you, I can't do shit. Now you want to talk about you look in some diaper bitches, fucking titties, and and and and and The next morning I woke up and I was sent a consent form and I was like, what after the fact is a little too late, just saying but okay, go ahead.

24:59 Oh my god, I know you don't understand. Okay, so drinking I don't remember. So the next morning, I'm waking up because I go to I have to go on Fox News. I have to be at location. So I wake up at four in the morning so I can because I'm a professional here, I gotta be on location to be on the news. I wake up and the diaper baby girl, who's she's twenty two? I did check that out. Thank God sent me a consent form, and I'm like, what do I need to consent to? What the fuck did I do with you? So I ask my cousin boyfriend, did I did I do something with the diaper girl? And he's like, oh, there was you see about that? There wasn't you did ask her if you could lick her titties. She had those little girl banana looking titty things, and I couldn't resist. I was like, can I I just want to, like, I just want to. Anyway, if y'all have do y'all have footage of this? You should write no, no, no, we can't do that too far? Well, no, that could be a perfect Okay, So so you do have that, you do have that video of that happening?

26:30 Then? Yeah, that was? Oh and do we have permission to put it on the pipe man only fans? No, we gotta. I'll ask her. She's so she since then this girl woman girl, let's call her woman because she she looks like it's hard because she's she's she looks she dresses up like a baby. Who does that? You know what? I think's worse of that? Who wants to do sexual things with that? Like you? Which is worse? Which is worse the person that does it or the person that Oh my god, Pip man, I know I need to reverse just a bit. You said she has what to me? You decide that you wanted to do what to her? Okay, So she has these she's she looks first of all she looked like this little like Amish chick like she had she had. She had hair that kind of looked like mine, but it was red and she freckles. I love freckles. I fucking love red hair and freckles and no makeup. And she know what's weird? Wait, you know what's weird. I used to get made fun of when I was younger because I had I was total freckles all over my face. They disappeared like I even do a like I was. I used to be called

28:02 freckle face and all that stuff. And I have some like appearing on my on my on my, on my boobies. Now that's hot. Can you show that on your on our pipe? Man? Only fans? Sure your booby freckles? Okay, I'm the only fans. Okay, go on with Layer? Can you get Slayer on with us? I stumped? Ye? On the are you talking about? On? The only fans? Fans? Yeah, only fans? How old are they now? I don't know?

28:48 Can his dick still get hard? Yes? Doesn't matter whether never already knows see from experience, Rebel, who in your whole life did you just say? I want to suck their titties. It doesn't even have to be a girl, as long as they had titties. No one that has never crossed my mind. Sorry, not even like a dude with man boobs. Oh no, No, have you ever stuck your own kit? I ever sucked your own titty? No, I'll bet you Rachel has anything. I have to do myself. Why would I need anybody else? Okay, right, so that's my theory. I don't there's no self satisfaction. There's no none of that, because that's what I have other people for. Do you pay them? I don't have to pay it. Oh no, you said that's why I have other people for their employees. No, but I mean, seriously, I've always been I don't understand why people can self satisfy, why they even bother? That's what you have other people for. Why are you gonna do it yourself? You've got to do it yourself. Why you need somebody else? Well, that's true. It goes the other way too.

30:12 You don't need anybody else if you can satisfy yourself, and then you can just go play Madden and then you could just play Madden Football. No, because listen, okay, So like if if i was with somebody. They didn't want me playing mad in football. They would want me paying all my attention to them, not necessarily, not necessarily. Yeah yeah, listen, listen to Rachel here and let's hear rebel first. Okay, what's your feelings about attention and PDA? I like it, not too much. It depends on how much PDA okay, because I don't want to feel like you're grouping me to make me like claiming your Oh she's mine, don't don't look at don't touch her. I don't. I don't like that. I do, I mean within reason, pio. Okay, Rachel, how about you?

31:14 I love to be touched, like constantly. Where's your favorite parts? To be touched? Way up and got them right now? Oh so you like to be fisted? No, well I've never done that's never happened, but I don't know anyone. Look at your hand? What that fits? He after you've had a few kid there? It is? So okay? So where it? Where are they going to find all these places you touch yourself?

32:00 Oh okay, I'll tell you my my my my type. Yeah, I like on my No, I like it. I like a hard bite like that'll drop me to my knees. Oh yeah, what about you, rebel? Where's your where's your little spot somewhere? More than others that just like that, It actually depends on the person to be honest with you. Really, no, I'm talking about you. What where? What do you like? You know what you like? I don't. That's a no for me. That's a hard no for me. Like I said, I don't self satisfy at all ever. Never have what sign? Are you? Leo?

32:55 She's asking I Leo? Okay, so we're both Leo's. We're both starting with the letter R. I rebel was on location at the super Bowl. You want to see a picture? Yes, Rebel? What day are you? That's not me? Wait a bit, I thought that, let's look at it again. Let's look at it again. I thought we need to have our birthdays together. When's your birthday? Fourteen August four? Awesome?

33:36 How old are you? No one knows, no one, no one knows? How old do I look? Eighty two? Like, okay, you look really good for eighty two. I am not eighty two. How do you? How do you keep looking so good for eighty two? He don't. I am not eighty two. So these are my co hosts, you're eighty two and Rachel wears diapers. I don't know. I'm the mommy. God, get it right, he is the mommy. Not so did this girl want you to be like her mommy and want to call you messages?

34:22 So if you're the mommy, though, isn't she supposed to be sucking yours not the other way around. Yes, so you're telling me you're into baby, You're into something. I don't know. He has the wrong idea of what happens. I mean, that is not the way that situation works. I've tried to explain this to you numerous times. That's not how it works. Man, how's it work? Tell us how it works? First of all, you got to stop thinking that you're thinking of child. Okay, you're all all adult play should be with a consenting of age. I don't know, but what what? But they're wearing a diaper pretending they're a baby. So so what happens if they're in their eighties and wearing a diaper?

35:21 Or is that any different? I mean that's gross. Well yeah, I wouldn't want to change it, but you know, hey, to each his own. I'm not gonna knock it because people's can but tell us, yeah, tell us more about why is it? Why is it people's fetishes? Tell us because some people enjoy that kind of stuff. I mean, there's I can't speak for everybody, but there's tons of kinks out there and what's going on. You see, I'm gonna tell you all something I had the whole time we've been doing our show. We were live on TikTok and I looked over and it says Live Access removed. You'll no longer be able to go live because of violations. You're see You're inappropriate activity got you banned from Live. I'm banned from Let me tell you something, guys, TikTok you can do and see anything. We just got banned from how to Talk.

36:30 Yeah, Well, we don't know what we did so bad. What did we do? So it must be Rachel. It must be Rachel or maybe it's that decision. I'm going to appeal. We didn't have a lot of yours. You appeal it, make sure you appeal it. I'm gonn appeal it. I'm gonna yeah. Okay, so what we did, let's talk about this picture. Okay, So that is at the super Bowl, the Kansas City Chiefs won. It was an amazing super Bowl and it was like a nail biter to the end. Even though I'm a Giants fan.

37:15 I love Patrick Mahomes. He's a great quarterback. Okay, but here's play on Thursday nights. But here's saying Patrick, why does he want to play? Why does he want to play on Thursday nights? I didn't know he had a big fit about playing on that. He doesn't want to play on Thursday nights. Bowl Sometimes your game will fall on Thursday nights. It's football. Yeah, but you know what, it was never Thursday nights when I was a kid. Yes, it's been Thursday nights. So that's going back to the Chad thing. Because Chad was a die hard Kansas City Chiefs fan because he was from Kansas City. And now his team did a two peat.

37:55 They're going for three pet next year. Okay, back to back Super Bowls, freaking amazing and overtime. But here's what sucks about our country, Okay, that we can't even celebrate a win like that without bullshit shootings and killings and stuff like that. So the parade for the Super Bowl, there was a shooting and people killed, and people hurt and do you know why? I don't know why? Why don't you look it up while we're on here? I've forgotten all But then, okay, so here's the other thing that Okay, this is going to be the pipe peeve today. Okay, might think a good for real too. Okay. The pipe peeve is the fact that people have such jealousy towards rich people, famous people just because they're rich and favorites, not because of the things they do or don't do, Like there are pieces of crap. They are rich and famous, and there's pieces of crap that are poored there good people. They are rich and famous and they're good people. They are poor. Has nothing to do with that.

39:09 And although I am not a swifty Taylor Swift, you cannot find one bad thing about her anywhere. She pays the people that work for her more than anybody else in the industry. She donates hundreds of millions of dollars all over the place, and then she goes this shows what's wrong with our country right now. Like all the political people want to talk about what's wrong with this country. This is what's wrong with our country right now is she donates one hundred grand to the go fund me of the family, and people are giving her crap for it, and they're like because they're saying, ah, she didn't do it for out your listic reason. She did just to get a tax right off, she did. Nobody's damn business what she did it for. He did it to get free advertising. You know what, It doesn't matter what the freaking benefit is. It's usually all the people that aren't even willing to donate a dollar that say that crap and forget the rest of it. Okay, the family has one hundred thousand more than they did, and so that's all that should matter, and everybody should be happy that the family is better off instead of all being jealous a tailor swift. Just like the thing with their relationship, Okay, it's a bunch of bullshit. Let them have a relationship. Why is it because people are famous, their relationship

40:40 has to be under a microscope, and everybody's got to be skeptical. There's somebody in my family I won't say who, but I was out one night with him and his girlfriend and they're like, I don't believe that it's a real relationship. I think it's all for publicity. A lot of other people are saying that stuff too, you know. But you know what I said, why does Taylor Swift need publicity? She's like the biggest thing in the world. Like, it's people out there that are thinking that Taylor Swift is doing this for the publicity. Are you freaking kidding me? She doesn't need the publicity. But if she's getting some benefits, so what. She works her butt off, she does good things. She's a good person, and you know what, everybody else is just a jealous pos because I listen, I know what that's like there. You know, there were times when I was in the investment people in business that you know, you had people that would say, shit, they don't know what you go through every day.

41:46 Just because you're rich and famous doesn't make life easier, or else you wouldn't have all these famous people committing suicide. They commit suicide because a piece is of crap like that. They're constantly in her life and saying negative stuff and trying to make them feel bad. Why doesn't the whole world just try and make everybody feel good for a change, Because that's the bullshit of social media, the internet and all this political bullshit. I don't give a shit about any of the politicians. They can all not run as far as I'm concerned, Let's have anarchy in the US. Any in the US, and you're gonna run for press. And that's what I'm leading up to here. Thank you for the Q. I mean, I was waiting for that because you know what, these political parties there's such bullshit, and we got two people running for president. I have one foot on banana peel and the other on the grave. Yeah, I'm telling you, if I run for president, I'll have both feet on the banana peel and on that note, let's hear what Bill Clinton would have to say. Hey, folks, this is Bill Clinton. I'll listen to W fourcy dot com and just from I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Bring back the good old days, and I will have sexual relations with that woman. Vote pipe man for pres Well,

43:19 we've already established we've already established it clearly that does fit into the sexual relations because if I get a kiss of it all the time, that fits into sexual category. So he did have sexual relations with that woman, of course he did. Are you kidding me? Just admit it. You're the most powerful person in the free world in the world in general. Of course you're gonna get sex, okay, Like it just it's one of the bonuses, one of the perks of the job. Like I'm sure even Biden gets it, and and he he probably he probably don't even remember. That's the beauty of it. Like he doesn't even remember. So if he was, you know, in an impeachment trial, he could honestly say, just like Bill, he could say I did not have sexual relations with that woman because he wouldn't have a recollection of it at all. That's one of the benefits of dementia. I'll just say right now, okay, because how many things in your life would you not want to remember? Like bring it on, baby, there's like a lot of shit I want to get out of my mind that I don't want to remember anymore. Like it's perfect. But think about it. Why do you get it at the end of memories? Why you get it at the end of your life, Because it's like it's it's enough already, Like you've made so many mistakes, have so many terrible memories that that's your brain's way of protecting you and saying, you know what,

44:52 fuck it, We're just gonna wipe the slate clean. But that's because we all pray for that, like we just want to wipe the slate, cle careful. What you asked for, you just might get it. I think pet was on the youth. Why is it that we're so beautiful when we're young? I think you know what I mean, You're old and you're beautiful. Rebels old, old rebels old and old, rebels, old and beautiful. I'm fifty, not old. When did When did fifty become old? I don't know. It was always considered old. Do you not remember? Do not remember when you're twenty? O take them on. That's because your parents were fifty and you thought they were old. People were dying at my age, So I got I have a couple of things have to cover before we end the show, because it's very important time. Okay, But before we do that, I think we have to hear a little bit about incarceration and Bourbon Beyond, which Bourbon Beyond is back to back with Louder than Life at the Kentucky Exposition Exposition Grounds. It also happens to be the same weekend as riot Fest, So fucking Slayer, let's hear it. One. I went Louder in the world's biggest bourbon and music festival, Bourbon and Beyond twenty twenty four, a perfect glend of Bourbon, colin airy and music with Zach

46:23 Fryan, Dave Matthews, bad Tyler Shielders, Neil Young, Beck Hey, Louisville's Own by Morning, Checket, Max By Swoty, Cody Jinks, Maren Morris and Moore. September nineteenth through twenty second in Louisville, Kentucky My cell now at Bourbon at Beyond dot com. WHOA, I love it. Let's let's see incarceration because I love that even more. Sell the Alarm. Incarceration Music and Tattoo Festival is back with Shine Down to Godsmack, Freaking Benjamin On, Hailstorm, The Offspring, Chavelle, bad Omens, Chime Eraon Is so many more. Report to Historic Ohios Day Reformatory this July nineteen through twenty first three days of NonStop rock, Tattoos, Blood, Prison, hundred House and more passes on sale now at incarceration dot Com. Hell yeah, because pipe Man's gone back to prison and it's all the person show. It's all because of this show. And yes, if you will ask me about information on the pipe Man radio tour. Okay, but also asked me for information about the pipe Man Only fans you can register to win. Are you ready tickets to either Incarceration, lard in Life or Bourbon Beyond. As that sound,

48:01 I'll tell you how that sounds. I just know something here. This is how that sounds. Let's go pipe Man. I love it. So I want to talk about since you brought up before, there's a couple other things I have to talk about. I have to talk about this online dating experience I had that was pretty funny. So I met somebody online dating and we had a phone call and a FaceTime and stuff. But in the phone call, one of the first things she said, Okay, you ready for this. This is the shit I go through all the time. I thought you would have a deeper voice. Now. Now, first of all, okay, I don't know. I've been told I can't tell because you can't tell your own voice that I have a deep voice. And so what's even better about that is I go, well, what made you think that? She goes, well, because you're on the radio. And then the next part you're gonna love it. She's like, well, what does your radio voice sound? Like, and I'm like like this, I don't change my voice for the radio. She wanted me to he you're on w n ME.

49:30 Oh yeah, I do want both to play back to back. I'm like the worst host on the network because I don't pay attention in private chat. I'm like, what what you engineers complain about? Uh so? But it worked out well though, like it played and then and then so anyway, that's it. Okay. So my other last pipe p for the show and then we got in the show is my freaking state of Florida. Thank god, I'm here in Costa Rica. They have two laws now that are real laws. They're not those fake laws or the laws are on the books that we make fun of that nobody enforces. These are real laws. Number one, for Black History Month, they're not allowed to they have to get permission slips from the parents to allow a book written by an African American author to be available in school or read in school or something like that. So why because because our governor is a racist, we're not allowed to teach Black history.

50:50 And then I saw somebody on a thing and it was like they're saying, well, we should teach, we should teach blah blah blah blah blah. I'm like we all do. Like it's like it should just be one history. But see there's people that have different histories in different cultures and if you leave those cultures out, no, you can't do that, Okay, but you need to know the story. No, you need to know the story. I know the whole story. It's when they're teaching. You need to know the whole story. It wasn't just absolutely just if you're actually missing out on history not knowing. If you think that was bad. That was in Dade County where Miami is. In Broward County where Fort Laurierdelle is, there is a law again same person that you need a permission slip from the parents to teach a dental hygiene topic. Wow, so that's why Florida crackers have no teeth hygiene? What did they? What did they? I mean, are they misinforming students? That's why they need a parental thing, because Wayne, what are they teaching? Because first of all, if they teach them to use regular off the count that up next week, it's we're like two and a half minutes at a time, and we got my bad.

52:19 It was it's all on me. But we got to end the show. Okay. It's it's just as simple as that. Okay, don't give a crap what you two say. We're ending the show. It's a big, great show. It's been real. It's been fun. I don't know if it's been real fun, but it will be real fun next week. If you and Wednesday, one pm Eastern time, The Adventures Pipe Man. If you've missed any part of this show, you'll be able to catch it on all the podcasts outlets including iHeart, Pandora, Spotify, Amazon Music, Audible, Apple, Google Viser, and ten million other ones. And not only that, make sure to tune in also to movie reviews and Morenesday nights because Rachel's on there too, except she she has a muzzle put on there because she's a little too nuts for that show. And and then Rebel, well, you can just catch Rebel on random shows throughout the network like she just pops into. So you need to listen to all the shows before it ate W four HC Radio because Rebel makes surprise appearances in random shows on all those statements, you could go talk for Media to check out all the shows in clean past. Pipe Man shows. You can go, you can go, talk for TV, you got it all, and catch the pipe Man at pipe Man Radio everywhere. Thanks pipe Nuts, I thank you, and that's

53:54 it, roll it on. Thank you for listening to the adventures of Papemin on w f c u I Radio