SURPRISE BAND GUEST! And the Case of the Missing Apple, Spanish Field Trip & Slayer at Aftershock

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See for you. You wake up
America. It's time for the adventures.

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So Fight Man, I'll cove before
see White I com list pon Beach's

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number one internet radio station. Here's
your host, the Fight Man. Yo

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whoh, It's Wednesday and it's the
Adventures of Pipe Man and boy did I

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have some adventures this weekend that we're
going to talk about. And we have

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some adventures going on in the show
today. We have a special band guest

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coming up in about less than fifteen
minutes, and we're gonna run a contest.

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See that banner behind me. We
are giving and tickets a way to

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Aftershock. Right after the show last
week they announced a lineup and it is

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a frickin' banger. I can't wait. That's the pipe man's birthday weekend,

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and well, what a great birthday
that is. And then okay, we

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are also gonna have a and we're
gonna have a second contest later in the

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show having to do with my hair, having to do with hashtags and having

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to do with incarceration. Welcome to
Rockville, Sonic Temple, Bourbon and beyond

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and louder than life. But right
now we need to bring on the pipe

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nuts. Come on down, pipe
nuts. Okay, where's my other?

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Okay, one more pipe? There
we go, my there's my engineer and

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studio one right there, and that's
normally the studio I would be in,

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but I'm in Costa Rica and you
won't believe what happened this weekend Costa Rica.

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Do you guys want to know?
Yes, we do. Okay,

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so let's start with Okay, there
was a scenario with bruised ribs that currently

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are bruised ribs. So I was
surfing all weekend Friday, Saturday, Sunday,

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Sunday was brutal. There was a
brutal rip and for those of you

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that don't know where RIP is.
It's a it's a riptide where people drown,

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okay, and or get taken out
to sea, and you know,

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it's very dangerous. Like what people
try to do is they try swim against

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it and that Oh by the way, one as you notice, Facebook is

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having a problem today, so keep
trying to get those facebooks on. And

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we are on YouTube right yeah,
good, okay, get those facebooks on

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if we can. So sorry about
that, people, but it is what

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it is, hey, rebel,
why don't you in the meantime try to

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take it from somewhere else like my
LinkedIn, like the YouTube, Actually my

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YouTube would be good and share it
to my Facebook profile. And it looks

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like they're clearing always taking them off, so at least send it to my

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Facebook profile share it there. But
if you can share it at W four

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cy Facebook talk for TV Facebook,
that would be great. But here's what

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happened, okay. So for RIP, you know, basically you drown because

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you try to swim out of it, okay, and you can't. Like

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I had a scenario once in Florida
where I jumped into Warld. We were

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on boat, me and my kids, my grandkids, jumped on boat,

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and you know, I jumped in
and I came out and I told my

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kids to not go into water because
I could tell it was a rip.

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What happened next, my daughter not
only gets in the water, but calls

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my little grandson in. Next thing, I know, two seconds later,

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they're about a mile down the Intercoastal
Waterway. Because that's what happens. Like

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I've been out there and not with
Chad. Actually, okay, and I

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tried to swim back to a boat. It took me an hour to get

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twenty feet back to the boat swimming. That's how bad it is. So

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happened. Yeah, it is pretty
scary. So but the thing is,

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there's a key to it. You
don't swim against it because you run that

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breath. What you do is you
go to the skye say it again.

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Running you gotta go to side.
Yeah no, actually you don't even have

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to go diagonal. You just go
to side because it just it's like a

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little sidewalk. So you just get
out of a sidewalk. Okay, but

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when you try to swim, it
will take you out to sea. And

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that is what happened. Because its
parallel to the beach. Say yeah,

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exactly exactly. A rip current will
go up and then back into the beach.

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Yeah, absolutely true. And what
was happening too is I was surfing

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waves and waves were going into each
other, so it was like, as

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I'm coming, there's another wave coming
at me from the side. It's pretty

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trippy. But the lifeguards had to
save two surfers. They were brought out

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to sea like they were way out
there. Okay, But what happened to

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me was I had two altercations.
One was I was just standing there and

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the rip was so hard that the
fin of my surfboard whacked me on my

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inner thigh. It was very close
to the pipe man private part that ships

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sharp like my I have a big
flash on my eigh. Note it chopped

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off the pipe man's pipe. Oh
you know that would stuck, but I've

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already I did. So maybe I
don't need it. Don't you need it

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for other things? Yeah? I
guess, but no, impart, it

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causes more problems and it's worth though, to be honest. Okay, here

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I have I have an image of
what a rip current looks like. If

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you want to put it up,
oh, sure, put it up there

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it is and see that middle part
right there, that's where you're in trouble.

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That's where you are that well,
no, that's where the two surfers

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were that had to get saved by
lifeguards. I was smarter than that,

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you know. Uh, But what
did and is I I got? I

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did ride one wave that it was
it was high tide. The war was

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so powerful. I wiped out and
the board came flying in the air and

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whacked me in the ribs. And
I have bruise ribs. Now I can't

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serve. You can't see it.
It's underneath. It only hurts though.

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It only hurts when I laugh,
breathe, talk, move, cough,

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or sneeze. Other than that,
it's good. Okay. So then that

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night, okay, that night where
I where I'm living right now in Costa

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Rica, there is a there's a
an. I have a big outdoor kitchen.

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Oh bye, way one. Just
tell our guests. We'll bring him

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on very shortly. He's he's early, which is good. I like that.

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But just let him know if he
may be able to hear me.

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Can he hear me? One?
Oh? Okay? Then he here,

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he's waiting. That's our special surprise
guest for the contest. And Rachel's waiting

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too with her legs spread open.
That's every guest loves that. So so

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here's what happened. I have an
outdoor kitchen. I have to put a

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lock on the refrigerator because we have
raccoons that'll come and take your food.

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So like that night at two am, I also had there's an alarm on

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the refrigerator, so you can tell
if it's left open. I hear the

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alarm on the refrigerator and I'm like, oh shit, and I jump out

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of bed with the bruised ribs.
Of course that hurt, and I ran

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out and I felt so violated.
My refrigerator door was wide open. The

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fruit bin was open too, and
I was really shocked though. I looked

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in there and all that was missing
was one apple, ha ha. And

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then there was a half a bottle
of water. Take it out of a

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refrigerator and just put up on the
ledge, just only half drink, like

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it was a full bottle, and
it was half drink. So I'm thinking

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this is the raccoon, okay,
which is quite possible. Okay, But

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it turned out I found out the
next day it wasn't. It was some

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kid that was really poor here in
Costa Rica. That went through like great

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depths to get inside. This is
like a compound. Like they had to

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climb up a wall and go over
wire fencing to get in, and they

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hit there's like four of us back
here. They hit all of our refrigerators.

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They were saying in my neighbor's kitchen, just eating their coalslaw just say

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it, and like they didn't look
to steal athing. I can't be mad.

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It's it's actually kind of sad.
Yeah, but you know what happened

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was is I think what happened is
the alarm. I'm the only one with

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alarm under refrigerator. It's scared of
me. He took off because the door

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was wide open. Everything was like
and he booked it. So he didn't

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have a chance to eat my blueberries. He only got my apples. Wow,

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just one apple, you know,
but he missed the blueberry. Maybe

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he didn't like blueberries. I don't
know. You know, it is what

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it is, what it is.
Okay, So here's the thing. Okay,

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we got cool ship coming on the
show right now. But before we

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get to that, our our pipe
nut Rachel from Texas was rodeoing it this

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weekend and so I want to see
what went on in this I want to

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see what went on this rodeo?
One? Can we see what went on

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in this rodeo? Absolutely? Hold, they are got down down there it

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is there's the same hat. And
when I know it's most of all,

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it's her stuffy as of all,
it's her in her face and trying to

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grab some old dude. That old
dude got me into that Kaplan's committee.

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Look at this, Look at this, Look at the detail put into this

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ship. Wow. Yeah, this
ship opens up like it's real. All

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this ship is like I mean this
this hat was like hundreds of dollars.

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I didn't buy it, of course. I think it's a I think it's

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a cool ass hat. I'd like
to see you in the mosh pit for

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this band that's coming on. You
go in there with that hat. Okay,

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And so here here's the thing too. I gotta tell you one more

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thing before we bring our surprise band
guest on who I interviewed yesterday. You

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guys are gonna have to stay tuned
for the interview that's gonna come out out

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with this band because they are bad
ass. But I also had another trip

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this weekend another adventure, The Adventures
of Pipe Man. And I'm in this

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Spanish class so I can get fluent, like I had seven years of Spanish.

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But I think in English and then
I try to translated. So while

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I'm here, I want to be
able to understand completely as well as I

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do English. So I take this
advanced Immersion Spanish class like there's no English

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whatsoever. And we went on a
field trip to Tempotde and it was all

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in Spanish. And so we learned
all the medicinal plants here in Costa Rica.

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And there are a whole bunch of
mendicinal plants and what they do.

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And you know, us idiot Americans, we love to take these stupid drugs

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that make us sicker. I'm all
about medicinal plants. I'm all about that.

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And I wish there was a medicinal
plant to get rid of of bruised

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ribs. Because now I'm I'm hoping
I can surf this weekend. It takes

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up to six weeks, but Saturday, I'm taking a field trip to Nicaragua,

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so screw it. One of my
favorite song punk songs ever. Look

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it up, Surf Nicaragua. You
gotta check it. Out. It's a

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great song. But on that note, I want to talk about what was

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announced right after the show last week. What you see in my background.

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One of my favorite festivals A do
on the Whole pipe Man Radio Tour on

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my birthday weekend banger lineup, and
not only that, being that we announced

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last week the reunion Slayer for two
festivals. This is the third and final

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festival of The Pipe Man's favorite all
time ever ban fucking Slayer. Roll it

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when after Shock, the biggest,
loudest rock festival is back with Iron Maiden,

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the West Coast Exclusive Slayer Performance,
Motley Crue, Slipknot, Tansera,

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Disturbed and Shootest Priest, Five Finger, Death Punch, Evan Essence and many

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more October tenth through the fourteen at
Discovery Park in Sacramento, California weekend.

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In single day passes on seal now
is lowest ten dollars down at Aftershock Festival

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dot com. I gotta fucking tell
you, man, I gotta fucking tell

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you. I have chills literally because
rock Phil is hometown for The Pipe Man

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and our studios, because it's in
Dayton and Florida, and I thought that

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lineup was badass. But fucking Slayer. Oh my god. I'm so excited.

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But I'm even more excited because we're
gonna give tickets away and we have

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a special contest to do that.
So now we're gonna bring on our special

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guest who is from a badass band
from the UK called Mastiff. You're gonna

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have to check out the pipe Man
interview. But with no further ado,

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let's bring jim on Yo yo yo
hi hi room. So these are my

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These are my pipe nuts, what
I call my pipe nuts. That's why

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I'm near there in our main studio
one up there and down in the bomb

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corner of our Louisiana studio is a
rebel meddler. And then we got our

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Texas slot up there. Rachel,
Hello, Rachel oh Man. So first

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I want to say before we go
into contest that Mastiff is badass. I

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wish they were after Shock. That
would that would be even better than Slayer.

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Okay, but they got upcoming new
full length album dropping a March twenty

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second via m NRK Heavy and that's
going to be part of the contest that

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we're going to talk about in a
second. But I do want to say

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something else I noticed after the interview
Jim. Okay, I I your social

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uh your social handle. If you're
a dumb American like me that's looking at

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it and doesn't know your band,
you know what it says, You're gonna

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have to explain this go on.
It says master fuckcause it's massive UK.

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So like if you just pronounced it
as a word, it's massifuck. Well,

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we'll say a lot. We'll say
a lot, right ah man uh

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And I do have some other news
while our UK person is here. Okay,

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I have confirmed for the Pipe Man
Radio tour. Got confirmation in my

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credentials for yesterday download and hel Fest
and uh health. That's gonna be badass

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for sure. And I'll of course
be doing Bloodstock in August. But I

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didn't get the actual confirmation yet yet, but that's pretty much guaranteed to me.

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Oh that would be cool. Let's
definitely make that happen. I'll definitely

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be at Bloodstock for sure. So, and that is one of my favorite

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festivals. That's a ass festival.
Yeah it is. And I think I

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think maybe I'm trying to remember because
I do so many interviews. We were

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talking about yesterday, maybe I did
interview you guys at Bloodstock. That would

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make more sense because normally we're the
only miserable bastards from Hull, right,

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Because I was telling you about like
there was some other bad also from Hull,

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and I'll pay you. I was
thinking about what I was saying,

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and then I thought a bad afterwards, I'm like, that must have been

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them. Well, yeah, because
I have to admit that, well was

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it last year? And the year
before I was out on my mind after

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we played, we started drinking at
about eleven in the morning and I was

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wasted, and so you could have
been talking to me. You could have

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Yeah, I don't know, you
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don't think i'd noticed that that year. Well, I have I have a

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lot of good drunk interview stories because
like when I before COVID, I would

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do Louder than Life and Metallica just
came out with their whiskey and so I

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the people there asked me to do
my interviews in the Metallica whiskey tent and

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have the bands taste the whiskey,
and I had some funny ass interviews.

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Man. And then on top of
that, there's this guy who's like a

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bourbon expert that does bourbon beyond lar
in life that we're going to be doing

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ticket giveaways for those later in the
show. But he gets people so drunk

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during his interviews. And the band
Airborne had their interview with me right after

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him. Now they're an Australian band
and drink. Oh boy, let me

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tell you something. They were so
drunk. I have over three thousand banded

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interviews. It was the funniest interview
ever. They sat there Edward doing baseball

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announce like they were baseball American baseball
announcements and they were like announcing look and

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then oh, look at it,
it's going out in the upfield. And

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they were doing that during the interview. It was so funny as ship like

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and they were they actually you didn't
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it like they were doing from Yankee
Stadium. It was pretty funny. So

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I want to say, since you
brought up about Hull, okay, you

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guys don't know my pipe nuts.
But their slogan for their band is a

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miserable band from a miserable city,
miserable bustards. But only when it counts

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there it is and that's why Krang
said about them that they this is this

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is a new genre. This is
their genre now. Grime sludge, maltov

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cocktail. That's how Krang magazine described
this band. And it is true.

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It was a grind sludge mullet.
Oh I didn't see that part. I'm

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sure a bit as well. That
counts quite a lot of thing. Oh

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yeah, that does that. That
makes all the difference right there. I

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love it. So we came up
with something during our interview yesterday for this

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contest. Okay, and it's funny
as hell, and there's gonna be two

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parts of this contest, and the
way you could win tickets after shot,

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there's a few ways. One is
you can email me to enter the contest,

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you can hit me on socials to
enter the contests, or you could

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literally call into this show right now. Five six one six two three nine

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four two nine again five six one
six two three nine four two nine.

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If you're not in the United States, don't forget the plus one you and

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you know, use whatever. You
can use Skype if you want, use

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what's up whatever. Uh, but
uh, here's what we're gonna do.

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We are going to have you pronounce
the name of the new album. I

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will spell it out for whoever it
is, and if they email or hit

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me on socials, we'll do it
that way. And then I'll have them

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like call into next week's show or
something like that. And basically we're gonna

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have Jim. If you do call
in today, we're gonna have Jim either

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correct you or tell you at but
thank you for playing, okay. And

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then there's a part two because we
can't make it that easy. But I

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can tell you that the pipe man
screwed it up, okay, Like I

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started laughing in the middle and I
kind of knew how to say that,

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I still screwed it up. Okay. So basically you're gonna have to then

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say it ten times fast because it
is a tongue twister, okay, and

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then you will be entered twin.
Okay. Hold on. People know they're

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not supposed to call me during my
show, so I'm gonna have to answer

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his call and tell them, hello, Freddy, I'm live on the air.

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You're not live unless you speak.
But my show is over in about

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half an hour and I'll call you
then. Does that work for you?

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That is perfect? There you go, you rock tuck you in half an

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hour. My kids better they don't. They don't even call me a workers

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like he'll call me up and they're
like, Dad, am I on the

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air. You don't know what time
it is. That's that's right exactly.

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You better know what time the pipe
man's on or else you're going on the

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air. So all right, let's
do this. Uh, I'm gonna spell

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it out now for you listeners.
Okay, it's d E P R E

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C I P I C E again. Okay, all right, hold on,

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wait, everybody who wasn't prepared,
everybody who wasn't prepared, because no

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one has there and pay for handy, pull out the messages on your phone

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and type it in because this one
is a doozy. It is definitely a

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doozy, all right. And before
we handle the callers, one will get

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ready for it if there's a callers. But uh, before we do that,

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I'm gonna have my pipe nuts all
do it? Okay, So I

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spelled it out for your rebel.
I want to hear your version of saying

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this. Yep, do it.
No, No, I didn't write it

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down, all right, write it
down, write it down, d E.

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And with Rachel and her poses,
she she wins no matter what.

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Uh d E d e p uh
ship r you can't even spell it after

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that. I know I got thrown
off there. Uh, I'm in Costa

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Rico. I'll send the plane for
you, okay, d E p r

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e c I p I c e
d e p r e c I p

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I c e d e p r
e c I p I c E Rebel

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go, keep going. Would you
like it on screen? Yeah? There

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it goes there, it is there, it is okay. Hey, hey

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one, well we got that on
screen. While't we hit the other banner

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That as a QR code on the
bottom. By the way, we have

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a QR code here on the show. All you have to do is point

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your camera at the QR code.
It's in the top left right now.

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It's gonna end up in the bottom
right in a second, and you can

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connect to everything that is pipe man, radio, everything, And that's what

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you want to use. If you're
going to enter through my socials or whatever,

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you can contact me through that QR
code and enter to win any of

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these festival tickets we're doing. So
there it is, Rebel go. Hey,

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hint for you. It starts with
the I know you Louisiana people are

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kind of slow. But it starts
with me. Okay, let's see where

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if that where everything's big in Texas, if we're if Rachel is big with

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the d okay, so I'm a
little chef here in Texas. So I'm

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gonna go with deep recipe. Well
half credit, you get half credit for

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that, uh okay, and we're
even gonna make wand do this. Okay.

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Wan's the engineer, so he doesn't
know how to speak. He only

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knows how to twist knobs. But
let's see, that's right, the precipice.

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Oh, I was close the precip
he's trying to he's trying to say

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it in Spanish, and it's not
a Spanish work. Okay, So now

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do we have it? Do we
have a Are they there or are they

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going to be shy? They're probably
scared to save this, I know,

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right, be scared. They'll be
scared. Anybody went on and I'm on

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stage, all right, so let's
see what happens. Okay. I think

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no, I think they're so scared
to do this, right, can you

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possibly want to do this with the
band member on? Okay? The guy

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who yeah, the guy who came
up with it. That's right. It's

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like going to God and saying the
commandments are wrong. Okay, come on

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now where you can, of course, but that was the first thing that

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came to my mind. You know
that. Well, it depends on what

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commandments you go by. The pipe
band commandments go by. Thou shalt mosh

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every day, that's number one.
Yep, thou shalt covet thy neighbor,

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that's the letter to the rest of
them. That But thou shalt not drink

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a lot and mush at the same
time. That's dangerous. Actually, you

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know what's more dangerous. Okay,
my best bro who passed away in September

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speak as Slayer. Okay, so
we us go Slayer shows. We just

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go Slayer shows like every weekend in
the eighties. Like I've seen Slayer like

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over five hundred times for sure.
And one time I remember so clearly in

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my head, whereas Slayer show at
the country club in Resida, and he

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was tripping on acid, and kids
don't trip on acid during a Slayer show.

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Okay, it's just that good that
he kept getting up on stage and

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then they kept kicking him out of
a club and he would run behind the

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club and go through the back door
and run through the back door, run

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through the stage and dive off.
He did it like twenty times. Man,

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Oh, it was beautiful, beautiful
thing there. And so Jim,

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will we got here? Why don't
you tell us too, since you came

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up with that? What the hell
does that even mean? Yeah, I'm

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not gonna say myself. It says
he's just been stood basically, it's been

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stood on the edge of the void
into the dot consy brain. Yeah,

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the places fucked something you don't want
to go. So I do want you

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to hear something, Jim, while
you're on because what that made me think

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of is the US presidential election.
Okay, And so I gotta tell you

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in twenty sixteen, I actually got
pipemin got five votes for president in twenty

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sixteen, because I do run for
president, and we need to run our

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campaign ad now. One, So
let's run the campaign ad because right now

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Trump and by then just cleaned up
Super Tuesday, and I'm an independent,

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so I'm not part of that.
I don't need to deal with those old

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farts, Okay, I'm gonna come
wipe them out now, and I might

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do it with Rachel she might be
my VP, and and rebel since she's

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from Louisiana, she'll be my secretary
of Defense and thank you and so roll

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it one. Hey, folks,
this is Bill Clinton. I listen to

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W four C why dot com and
just remember I did not have sexual relations

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with that woman. Bring back the
good old days, and I will have

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sexual relations with that woman. Vote
pipe Man for pres So needless to say,

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I didn't have to grab them into
huha, and I got five women

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to vote for me. Oh but
so, Rebel, yes, what are

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you doing there? Pay attention to
the show? I am paying to she's

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to the show. But I like
you. People are calling, but they're

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calling us personally instead of they can't
call you. I know. That's where

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I was telling people, don't call
me personally, call the show. I'm

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not telling you the answers and ask
me. All right, So I tell

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you what they If they want to
call you personally, just have them do

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what I did. Have them call
and then put put it up to the

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and put them put it up to
Then they're not even because I know better.

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They're listening to the show, so
it's not like they don't know.

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Oh well, now she's gonna put
us on a speakerphone. I think I

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think we should randomly call people.
In fact, Okay, I'll get a

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call. Let's see who I can
call. Oh look, Brian Sebastian texted

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me, I need to call him. Okay, all right, so one

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call this can Can you call this
number for me and get them on the

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air, put in the private chat
for me? Yep, exactly. There

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are some people. There are some
people I would want to put their number

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on the air for sure. Not
him, though, but there are like

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my ex wife in fact, in
fact, don't do it. Don't do

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it, call goes higher. I
got an idea too. Okay, ready,

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I'm good. I'm gonna put another
one in the chat. Okay,

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I guess, and we're gonna call
this one. This was somebody that I

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know very very well, that I've
tricked on the show in the past.

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Okay, let's let's call Brian first, and then I'm going to send you

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another phone number. She might not
answer because she'll probably know it's me,

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and that'll be her loss. You
know, after all these times you've done

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this to people, they know better, especially see that the change of the

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time. They might not realize.
But he used to every day, you

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know, the show was every day
on this time, and yet people still

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picked up until they realized to look
at their watches first before they pick up

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their phone, because Lord only knows
what you were getting yourself into if you

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answered the phone. Remember I called
every female I knew, and I said,

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I'm doing the survey live on the
air. Are you a psycho bitch?

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And one hundred percent of the women
said yes, one hundred percent.

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Okay, did Brian answer the phone? All right? Do you want to

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do now? Yeah? Dial now? Okay, let's don't now. I

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think everybody everybody knew they were on
the line, they had the answer,

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and they answered, you don't say
anything. If the answer is I'm going

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to disguise my You're right, he's
not an answer. Some more. Please

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leave your name. Okay, hang
up on that loser watching the show knows

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better. All right, call the
call the next number, Call the next

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answers. Mm hmmm mmmmmm tell him
calling the show. If the answers okay,

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mm hmmm. Why didn't you answer
a minute ago? Motherfucker? We're

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calling his chance to promote this show. How we doing with that on air?

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And we need you you. You
call in right now. He's calling

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see he answers for hang up that
other number. We'll do that other number

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after Brian calls in. Call in
now. We are live on the air

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right now, call in, motherfucker. We've read Okay, five six what

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number that call right now? We
need to call in. The phone number

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is five six one. Are you're
listening? Yeah? Oh, he's like,

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I gotta find a pair what Okay, Well, paying the ask Ryan.

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I'll just call him back. Okay, okay, okay, okay,

406
00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:53.639
bye, we'll call him. We'll
call him, calling him. He's answering.

407
00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:59.639
Now, see how'll answer for me. Let's say that old school phone

408
00:37:59.719 --> 00:38:05.519
sound. If you don't know what
that sound is, you might be too

409
00:38:05.599 --> 00:38:13.719
young to watch this show. Now
I can answer the phone. This is

410
00:38:13.800 --> 00:38:20.559
not Dean, Is this Brian?
Is this? Is that? What it

411
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:28.320
is? This is not pipe man? This is dark pipe man. Okay,

412
00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:31.639
so listen, okay, Brian,
We're gonna give you a chance to

413
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:37.760
promote your show. Okay, but
there's something you need to do first.

414
00:38:38.639 --> 00:38:45.360
The cost. Okay, So we
have it with coffee talk. Yeah,

415
00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:47.840
so we have a No, we
have better than coffee talk. We have

416
00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:52.280
a band. Member on the show
that has a new album coming out.

417
00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:55.880
Band's Mastiff or Badass out of the
UK and they have a new album coming

418
00:38:55.920 --> 00:39:00.920
out, and you need to I'm
going to spell out the name of the

419
00:39:00.960 --> 00:39:05.440
album, and you need to pronounce
it for me, and I want to

420
00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:09.079
hear how it goes. Okay,
you ready, all right? Go allay?

421
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:19.519
D E p r E c I
p I c E D E p

422
00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:27.360
r e c I p I c
E. How do you pronounce that again?

423
00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:31.199
Yeah, good Tron. You have
to pronounce. You have to pronounce

424
00:39:31.239 --> 00:39:37.760
it. Of what I of what
I heard, like deep brush, deep

425
00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:42.960
trust. It's almost like like who's
that offer, I've got the guy's name.

426
00:39:43.239 --> 00:39:45.280
I don't like that, but I
can't now I want to hear the

427
00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:50.800
music. Oh, you definitely want
to hear the music. Okay, So

428
00:39:51.239 --> 00:39:54.960
if you can pronounce it properly,
then I'll let you promote your show on

429
00:39:55.039 --> 00:40:00.280
my show. Okay, Now I
get a chance to write this down.

430
00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:15.400
Okay, D E p r E
c I P I c e the Death's

431
00:40:16.559 --> 00:40:30.000
Depth of STI still know what that's
from the UK? No wonder the British

432
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:37.760
thing where we can't speak English.
Okay, Okay, I'll tell you what

433
00:40:37.000 --> 00:40:42.639
consolation prize. I'll let you.
I'll let you promote your show anyway.

434
00:40:43.159 --> 00:40:46.880
Go give them the all their pitch. Hey, this is Brian Sadashian,

435
00:40:46.920 --> 00:40:52.480
movie reviews and more. Always live
on Talkboard Media, Talking Paper, HD

436
00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:55.960
Radio. The thirty three million views
in County and Rachel Roberts is one of

437
00:40:55.960 --> 00:41:01.000
my photos and reber is my good
engineer. And there it is. Well,

438
00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:05.920
thank you, thank you Brian for
playing. But you're a loser because

439
00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:10.880
you couldn't do it. We gotta
go to the next call now. But

440
00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:20.280
your show's not a loser because your
show's badass. See you later, all

441
00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:27.480
right, one call that and that
other number. Dude, dude, dude,

442
00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:32.159
this is where we need the Jeopardy
music somewhere. We need to entertainer.

443
00:41:34.840 --> 00:42:00.119
I like this, Jim, all
right, Jeopardy music coming your way.

444
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:05.920
Are they not answering the phone?
One? We're done with Jeopardy Kill

445
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:14.840
Jeopardy just like Alex did they not
answer the phone? The nerve of some

446
00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:17.840
people they call it and don't want
to answer their phones. It's wrong with

447
00:42:17.920 --> 00:42:25.840
your people. I think we should
call Comcast. All right, your accounts

448
00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:30.239
to reach is not accepting calls of
this time. Uh, you know what,

449
00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:35.559
probably because it's saying it's non it's
non published. We'll try another one,

450
00:42:35.639 --> 00:42:40.920
but first we'll call Comcast. Hello, you have called W four c

451
00:42:42.199 --> 00:42:45.920
Y Radio. How can I help
you? Hello, I'm going from Conquest.

452
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:50.199
I have appointment set up for you. We would definitely like you to

453
00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:53.159
come on over to the office and
take care of business. Why don't you

454
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:58.440
I'm sorry, ma'am. We will
have to come next month. Can I

455
00:42:58.480 --> 00:43:02.079
please have your account number to schedule
the appointment? Oh definitely. It's nine

456
00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:08.159
nine six six six. Fite me
you blowhole? Okay, let me repeat

457
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:15.760
nine nine six six six, fight
me you blowhole. I did not know

458
00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:19.639
what you mean. Okay, So, and can you tell me who your

459
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:23.519
second grade teacher was? For verification
please, mister Horny, sorry, that

460
00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:29.920
information is incorrect. Please provide the
correct information. Listen to the Adventures of

461
00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:34.559
pipe Man Monday through Friday on West
Palm Beach is number one internet radio station

462
00:43:34.719 --> 00:43:45.840
at W four what listener discretion advised? And now it did say that?

463
00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:51.440
Okay, it is true. Every
morning, eight am Eastern Time, you

464
00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:54.119
can listen to the Adventures of pipe
Man, and that show is just all

465
00:43:54.159 --> 00:44:00.519
my interviews. So you want to
hear band interviews like with this amazing band,

466
00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:05.280
Mastiff, you'll hear it every day
on the Adventures of Pipe Man,

467
00:44:05.960 --> 00:44:08.480
not like this show, which is
just a ship show. Okay, I'm

468
00:44:08.599 --> 00:44:13.440
typing one. We do have someone
on the phone now, Oh good,

469
00:44:13.599 --> 00:44:17.719
bring them on call her. You're
live on the air on the Adventures pipe

470
00:44:17.760 --> 00:44:23.519
Man. Hello, sir, how
are you doing today? I'm doing great.

471
00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:29.639
Who we have on the air here? This is Paul Carpenter, a

472
00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:38.440
magician and hypnotist. Can you make
my co host disappear? Please? That's

473
00:44:38.480 --> 00:44:44.079
imp Once she's in your life,
she's there. Yeah, that's true.

474
00:44:44.159 --> 00:44:51.760
She's she's like gum on your shoe. But I love that you're a hypnotist.

475
00:44:52.920 --> 00:44:54.920
I love that you're a hypnotist.
And the reason why I say that

476
00:44:55.000 --> 00:45:00.199
is, first of all, I
actually am sertified in hypnotherapy myself. But

477
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:05.079
I also think I think it's so
helpful for people. But when I go

478
00:45:05.119 --> 00:45:08.719
to South Florida Fair and do radio
coverage, I love how stupid people act

479
00:45:08.719 --> 00:45:14.519
when they go to see the hypnotists. It's a lot acting. I'm not

480
00:45:14.599 --> 00:45:17.119
saying they're acting the way they act. You ding that you know, in

481
00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:21.719
Louisiana, they don't teach you how
to speak English, but you know,

482
00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:28.079
but anyway, we mostly speak French
but it's okay, and they can't do

483
00:45:28.159 --> 00:45:32.239
that very well either. All right. So the band is Mastiff. They're

484
00:45:32.239 --> 00:45:36.480
out of the UK. You gotta
check them out. They're badass. The

485
00:45:36.679 --> 00:45:40.639
new album coming out, I'm going
to spell it for you and ye I

486
00:45:40.679 --> 00:45:45.559
want to hear your version of the
pronunciation. What part of the world are

487
00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:50.760
you from. I'm currently in Houston, Texas, but I don't live anywhere.

488
00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:53.079
For the past twenty years, I've
been at Digital Nomad. I love

489
00:45:53.119 --> 00:45:58.679
it. That's why I'm in Costa
Rica right now and never in my Digital

490
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:07.880
Nomad Apple plans. Is Houston ever
a stop. I'm sorry for you.

491
00:46:07.880 --> 00:46:13.280
You're missing out on an amazing city
that has had an amazing climb in art

492
00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:20.559
and in really beautiful places for people
to go out and see the beautiful nature

493
00:46:20.599 --> 00:46:24.599
that is around this great, great
city. I love that. Now I'm

494
00:46:24.599 --> 00:46:30.400
coming to Houston, thank you.
I just thought, Oh, who cares?

495
00:46:31.920 --> 00:46:37.360
Let me let me also include Let
me also include a mass ton of

496
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:40.920
restaurants. The whole entire Montrose area
has been rebuilt. It looks like Beverly

497
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:45.360
Hills now with you know, all
kinds of Lamborghinis and all kinds of stuff

498
00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:57.320
running around. It's crazy. Now
are there any marsh pits beautiful? See

499
00:46:57.639 --> 00:47:01.079
Danny Wimmer where we do all these
festivals Clean Aftershock. Used to have one

500
00:47:01.280 --> 00:47:07.440
in Houston called Houston Open Air.
But the weather was always such crap every

501
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:10.400
time that every Houston Open Air except
I think one, got canceled. So

502
00:47:12.559 --> 00:47:17.880
I guess he decided to return.
All right, let's I'm gonna spell it

503
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:22.440
for you. You ready, you
ready? Hold on a really good question,

504
00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:27.159
hold on a really good venue for
your guys. If you want to

505
00:47:27.199 --> 00:47:31.400
look it up, it's called Scalfar
and it's then does it hold one hundred

506
00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:36.159
thousand people? Does it hold one
hundred thousand people? Because that's how big

507
00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:42.719
the festivals are. Wait, are
you being serious or no? I am

508
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:46.719
debt serious. They're the biggest festivals
in the United States. So well,

509
00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:51.199
No, I didn't know that you
would space like that for that, you

510
00:47:51.199 --> 00:47:57.039
would take the area where ask the
world is given that has more than a

511
00:47:57.199 --> 00:47:59.960
space and what you're looking for,
Yeah, that would be a good place.

512
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:02.599
That would definitely be a good place, especially if you had the proper

513
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:12.400
security that didn't do stupid stuff.
Okay, Paul, well, Paul,

514
00:48:12.159 --> 00:48:21.639
Paul, let's do this. D
E p R E C I P I

515
00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:25.760
c E. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. We're gonna

516
00:48:25.800 --> 00:48:31.920
have to do that again. Hold
on, see what is it? D

517
00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:44.599
E D E p R E C
I P I C E I P I

518
00:48:44.760 --> 00:48:53.199
what is it? I P I
c E. Okay, buck mean has

519
00:48:53.280 --> 00:49:07.239
died. Uh I got to Oh
oh, we got a thumbs up.

520
00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:14.400
We got from Jim of Massiff.
You you did it right. You pronounced

521
00:49:14.400 --> 00:49:16.880
it. My co host couldn't pronounce
it. I couldn't pronounce it. Even

522
00:49:17.400 --> 00:49:25.840
even Jim couldn't pronounce it. Well, he got the guy on who's been

523
00:49:25.880 --> 00:49:30.920
doing NLP for thirty years. I
love it. Yes, my first n

524
00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:37.639
o P training was eleven years old. So I love it. And now,

525
00:49:39.039 --> 00:49:43.480
by the way, oh no,
that's not what it is. I

526
00:49:43.519 --> 00:49:47.239
see it all right. So you
only have a couple of minutes left to

527
00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:51.880
the show, so you have one
more thing you have to do. Okay,

528
00:49:52.280 --> 00:50:07.960
you have to say it ten times
fast, the precipice. Damn.

529
00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:15.239
I am impressed. Pro man,
you get you win. I'll tell you

530
00:50:15.280 --> 00:50:17.000
what I'm gonna do. Because we
ran out of time for the other festivals,

531
00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:21.639
We're gonna have to do that next
week. But we have multiple music

532
00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:28.079
festivals. I'm doing ticket giveaways for
Aftershock, Louder than Life, Bourbon and

533
00:50:28.119 --> 00:50:37.280
Beyond, Welcome to Me, Welcome
to Rockville, and and Incarceration. You

534
00:50:37.280 --> 00:50:40.599
can have your choice of two tickets
to any one of those festivals. For

535
00:50:40.679 --> 00:50:45.480
being so badass with doing that.
Okay, hold on, let me chick,

536
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:54.400
I really appreciate Bourbon and Beyond.
We appreciate you. Yeah, no,

537
00:50:54.599 --> 00:51:00.800
thank you so much. And something
real, real quick because we're already

538
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:02.400
like two minutes over. But yes, I do want you to plug something,

539
00:51:02.480 --> 00:51:07.960
so do it. Awesome, Thank
you so much. My name is

540
00:51:07.960 --> 00:51:12.400
Paul Carpenter at mentally hYP on the
Internet, and I'm going to be having

541
00:51:12.400 --> 00:51:15.800
a show in Houston at the Magic
Theater in Houston, Texas off a highway

542
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:20.159
stick. Every Thursday, we're gonna
be doing a variety show and every Monday

543
00:51:20.199 --> 00:51:22.960
night we're gonna be doing a Monday
Night Magic where we have a couple of

544
00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:29.239
close up magicians and the stage magician. So check check that out. Let's

545
00:51:29.239 --> 00:51:34.840
look that up and you'll see the
info there pretty soon. Nice, and

546
00:51:34.880 --> 00:51:37.559
we'll have to we'll have to get
you as a guest on the show to

547
00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:40.280
promote you even more. So.
Thanks for playing, thanks for winning,

548
00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:45.199
Thanks for being bad ass. Now
I want get them the fuck off my

549
00:51:45.239 --> 00:51:55.519
show. Press up. You know
what update? You know what happens when

550
00:51:55.559 --> 00:51:59.559
you get drunk and you actually do
know how to say it. Instead you

551
00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:05.599
say I got a piss. I
got a piss. So we ran out

552
00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:07.800
of time for the hair, so
we'll have to do the hair next week.

553
00:52:09.159 --> 00:52:15.800
And but here's what we're gonna do, folks, I purposely misspelled the

554
00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:22.519
hashtag on all my social media postings
for this show last night and today.

555
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:27.320
If if you enter to win,
hit that QR code down in the bottom

556
00:52:27.440 --> 00:52:32.719
corner and on top of that,
or email me pipe Man Radio on all

557
00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:39.960
socials. If you sit there and
you wait and call it, find what

558
00:52:40.119 --> 00:52:44.719
that misspelled hashtag is, and you
tell me what it is, you'll be

559
00:52:44.840 --> 00:52:50.320
entered to win tickets to any of
those festivals. Question for you one is

560
00:52:50.400 --> 00:52:53.039
the next show? Or are they
doing it live or are they still on

561
00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:57.880
replay? No, they're still on
replay. Oh good, So we have

562
00:52:57.960 --> 00:53:00.400
time, a little, a few
minutes time here even though them over,

563
00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:06.519
Okay, because what I want to
do now is one. Why don't we

564
00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:12.239
roll the commercials for all the festivals
except after shock? Uh forget the second

565
00:53:12.280 --> 00:53:16.239
after Shock, We'll do that after
the show. But uh, why don't

566
00:53:16.239 --> 00:53:21.440
you roll all the festival commercials so
people can see what they can hear what

567
00:53:21.480 --> 00:53:28.280
they can win. Tickets to Sonic
Temple Arts and Festival Returns to a Story,

568
00:53:28.400 --> 00:53:36.559
Cruse Stadium, Slip Up, Disturbed
Tag Sarah, The Original Misfits Have

569
00:53:36.719 --> 00:53:43.119
Adessence, slip Fisk, Judis Priest, Stay Breaking, Data Ballage and reverse

570
00:53:43.280 --> 00:53:46.519
Sleep Joke It twice again. We
eleven See There My Fan, many more.

571
00:53:46.920 --> 00:53:51.880
Six the Nights Yet, Love is
Ohio. Tickets on Cell Down at

572
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SODI, Tevil Festival dot Com,
Sell the Alarm, Incarceration Music and Tattoo

573
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:07.039
Festival is Back, Shine Down,
Thank Godsmack Freaking Benjamin on, Gil Storm,

574
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The Offspring, Chavelle, dot Omens, Chimera, and so many more.

575
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576
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of NonStop rock, Tattoos, Blood
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577
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sale now at the Incarceration dot Com. The world's biggest bourbon and music festival,

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579
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aary and music with Zach Bryan,
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580
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581
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583
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year is back Louder than Live in
Louisville, Kentucky with the reunion of Slayer,

584
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Slip Nod, Motley Crue, Corn, Judas Priest bringing Hello, Hello,

585
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Disturbed and Knee Down, five Finger
Death, Punch, Breaking Benjamin and

586
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Falling in Reverse with Heavy Essence,
The Offspring, Still Linderman, A Day

587
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to Remember, Stained, Hailstorm,
Go Chierra, and Thraccent, so many

588
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more over one hundred and fifty vands
NonStop rock for four days on five stages.

589
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Louisville, Kentucky. Passes on sale

590
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now as lowest ten dollars down at
Louder than Live festival dot com. Are

591
00:56:00.280 --> 00:56:07.400
you ready? And you can win
tickets to that right here on the Adventures

592
00:56:07.480 --> 00:56:12.280
pipe Man follow pipe Man Radio on
all socials and a call out to Danny

593
00:56:12.280 --> 00:56:17.440
Wimmer he needs to put Mastiff on
all the festivals in twenty twenty five.

594
00:56:17.719 --> 00:56:24.519
Yeah, they're bad as dead.
Look that's right, I love it.

595
00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:30.800
And there are more festivals on the
pipe Man Radio Tour and by the way,

596
00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:36.199
there are three and only three Slayer
appearances. Pipe Man will be at

597
00:56:36.239 --> 00:56:39.400
all of them. And thank god
I hide out backstage because like this after

598
00:56:39.480 --> 00:56:44.920
Shock that we're promoting. Last year, I had some people that kept coming

599
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:50.239
like to where the gate is the
backstage, and the people running press are

600
00:56:50.239 --> 00:56:52.199
like, who are these people that
keep trying to find you. I'm like,

601
00:56:52.199 --> 00:56:59.280
don't let them know I'm in here. Please. Luckily I get like

602
00:56:59.639 --> 00:57:04.000
I can get hidden back there or
whatever. But uh yeah, I mean,

603
00:57:04.159 --> 00:57:07.840
oh, what a badass year of
lineups this year everywhere? And uh

604
00:57:08.119 --> 00:57:14.719
I can't wait for the pipe Man
Radio Tour to start next month and I'll

605
00:57:14.760 --> 00:57:17.320
be going all the way through till
November. In the meantime, I'll be

606
00:57:17.360 --> 00:57:22.159
bruising more ribs in Costa Rica and
uh playing with some monkeys, which,

607
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by the way, Rachel, you
would love it. Here. For the

608
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first time ever, I saw at
hour monkey on the ground yesterday. Usually

609
00:57:30.159 --> 00:57:34.719
they'd never come down. And man, did it have a big ass ball

610
00:57:34.840 --> 00:57:40.280
sack. Perfect for you? Oh
my god, perfect for you. Okay,

611
00:57:42.199 --> 00:57:45.039
there you go. So, uh
hey, Jim, thanks for coming

612
00:57:45.079 --> 00:57:51.079
back on and I hope you had
a good time. You got it.

613
00:57:51.960 --> 00:57:55.360
I'll have to tell Liz I gave
you like double promo. Yeah, yeah,

614
00:57:55.400 --> 00:57:59.119
good old lads to give you a
show. Yes. Oh I love

615
00:57:59.239 --> 00:58:04.920
Liz uh ear split. Oh my
god. She is the best publicist ever.

616
00:58:05.079 --> 00:58:10.400
She is way cool and uh she
handles like the all the best freaking

617
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bands. I mean, if I
only had to interview her bands, I'd

618
00:58:16.320 --> 00:58:21.960
be perfectly happy because they're all badass, you know. And uh, we

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got the best one of the whole
roster right here with us on the Adventures

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of pipe Man. So thanks a
lot, Jim, thanks Rock and everybody.

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Make sure you go pre order pre
saved whatever you got do the new

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00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:43.400
album. Let's see if pipe Man
can do it this time. The precipice

623
00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:50.320
nice uh and uh. It's set
for release March twenty second, but you

624
00:58:50.360 --> 00:58:52.039
can pre save it, pre order
it, do whatever you gotta do.

625
00:58:52.519 --> 00:58:58.800
It's via m n r K Heavy
and it is heavy like is like one

626
00:58:58.800 --> 00:59:02.320
of my favorite album of twenty twenty
four. You need to get it too.

627
00:59:04.000 --> 00:59:07.199
And do you pipe nuts have any
final words because now we're really late.

628
00:59:07.559 --> 00:59:12.119
Yes. Thanks for being here,
Jim, thank you ever so much,

629
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lovely to meet your rebel, lovely
to meet you Rachel and one.

630
00:59:17.519 --> 00:59:22.000
Likewise, all right pipe Man as
well, thank you ever so much for

631
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having me back on and I'm glad
of it. Ol today you got it,

632
00:59:24.360 --> 00:59:29.480
and thanks for being here. Thanks
for making badass music. And everybody

633
00:59:29.480 --> 00:59:32.639
tune in every Wednesday live at one
pm Eastern Time to the Adventures pipe Man.

634
00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:38.079
Check me out on socials, find
that missing hashtag and that misspelled hashtag,

635
00:59:38.440 --> 00:59:43.400
win some tickets to festivals, and
you'll see me on the Pipeman Radio

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00:59:43.480 --> 00:59:55.000
Tour. Until then, roll it
on. Thank you for listening to the

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