SURPRISE BAND GUEST! And the Case of the Missing Apple, Spanish Field Trip & Slayer at Aftershock

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0:51 So Fight Man, I'll cove before see White I com list pon Beach's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man. Yo whoh, It's Wednesday and it's the Adventures of Pipe Man and boy did I have some adventures this weekend that we're going to talk about. And we have some adventures going on in the show today. We have a special band guest coming up in about less than fifteen minutes, and we're gonna run a contest. See that banner behind me. We are giving and tickets a way to Aftershock. Right after the show last week they announced a lineup and it is a frickin' banger. I can't wait. That's the pipe man's birthday weekend, and well, what a great birthday that is. And then okay, we are also gonna have a and we're gonna have a second contest later in the show having to do with my hair, having to do with hashtags and having to do with incarceration. Welcome to Rockville, Sonic Temple, Bourbon and beyond and louder than life. But right now we need to bring on the pipe nuts. Come on down, pipe nuts. Okay, where's my other?

2:05 Okay, one more pipe? There we go, my there's my engineer and studio one right there, and that's normally the studio I would be in, but I'm in Costa Rica and you won't believe what happened this weekend Costa Rica. Do you guys want to know? Yes, we do. Okay, so let's start with Okay, there was a scenario with bruised ribs that currently are bruised ribs. So I was surfing all weekend Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Sunday was brutal. There was a brutal rip and for those of you that don't know where RIP is. It's a it's a riptide where people drown, okay, and or get taken out to sea, and you know, it's very dangerous. Like what people try to do is they try swim against it and that Oh by the way, one as you notice, Facebook is having a problem today, so keep trying to get those facebooks on. And we are on YouTube right yeah, good, okay, get those facebooks on if we can. So sorry about that, people, but it is what it is, hey, rebel, why don't you in the meantime try to take it from somewhere else like my LinkedIn, like the YouTube, Actually my YouTube would be good and share it to my Facebook profile. And it looks

3:40 like they're clearing always taking them off, so at least send it to my Facebook profile share it there. But if you can share it at W four cy Facebook talk for TV Facebook, that would be great. But here's what happened, okay. So for RIP, you know, basically you drown because you try to swim out of it, okay, and you can't. Like I had a scenario once in Florida where I jumped into Warld. We were on boat, me and my kids, my grandkids, jumped on boat, and you know, I jumped in and I came out and I told my kids to not go into water because I could tell it was a rip. What happened next, my daughter not only gets in the water, but calls my little grandson in. Next thing, I know, two seconds later, they're about a mile down the Intercoastal Waterway. Because that's what happens. Like I've been out there and not with Chad. Actually, okay, and I tried to swim back to a boat. It took me an hour to get twenty feet back to the boat swimming. That's how bad it is. So happened. Yeah, it is pretty scary. So but the thing is, there's a key to it. You don't swim against it because you run that breath. What you do is you go to the skye say it again.

4:57 Running you gotta go to side. Yeah no, actually you don't even have to go diagonal. You just go to side because it just it's like a little sidewalk. So you just get out of a sidewalk. Okay, but when you try to swim, it will take you out to sea. And that is what happened. Because its parallel to the beach. Say yeah, exactly exactly. A rip current will go up and then back into the beach. Yeah, absolutely true. And what was happening too is I was surfing waves and waves were going into each other, so it was like, as I'm coming, there's another wave coming at me from the side. It's pretty trippy. But the lifeguards had to save two surfers. They were brought out to sea like they were way out there. Okay, But what happened to me was I had two altercations. One was I was just standing there and the rip was so hard that the fin of my surfboard whacked me on my inner thigh. It was very close to the pipe man private part that ships sharp like my I have a big flash on my eigh. Note it chopped off the pipe man's pipe. Oh you know that would stuck, but I've already I did. So maybe I don't need it. Don't you need it for other things? Yeah? I guess, but no, impart, it

6:31 causes more problems and it's worth though, to be honest. Okay, here I have I have an image of what a rip current looks like. If you want to put it up, oh, sure, put it up there it is and see that middle part right there, that's where you're in trouble. That's where you are that well, no, that's where the two surfers were that had to get saved by lifeguards. I was smarter than that, you know. Uh, But what did and is I I got? I did ride one wave that it was it was high tide. The war was so powerful. I wiped out and the board came flying in the air and whacked me in the ribs. And I have bruise ribs. Now I can't serve. You can't see it. It's underneath. It only hurts though.

7:20 It only hurts when I laugh, breathe, talk, move, cough, or sneeze. Other than that, it's good. Okay. So then that night, okay, that night where I where I'm living right now in Costa Rica, there is a there's a an. I have a big outdoor kitchen. Oh bye, way one. Just tell our guests. We'll bring him on very shortly. He's he's early, which is good. I like that. But just let him know if he may be able to hear me. Can he hear me? One? Oh? Okay? Then he here, he's waiting. That's our special surprise guest for the contest. And Rachel's waiting too with her legs spread open. That's every guest loves that. So so here's what happened. I have an outdoor kitchen. I have to put a lock on the refrigerator because we have raccoons that'll come and take your food.

8:24 So like that night at two am, I also had there's an alarm on the refrigerator, so you can tell if it's left open. I hear the alarm on the refrigerator and I'm like, oh shit, and I jump out of bed with the bruised ribs. Of course that hurt, and I ran out and I felt so violated. My refrigerator door was wide open. The fruit bin was open too, and I was really shocked though. I looked in there and all that was missing was one apple, ha ha. And then there was a half a bottle of water. Take it out of a refrigerator and just put up on the ledge, just only half drink, like it was a full bottle, and it was half drink. So I'm thinking this is the raccoon, okay, which is quite possible. Okay, But it turned out I found out the next day it wasn't. It was some kid that was really poor here in Costa Rica. That went through like great depths to get inside. This is like a compound. Like they had to climb up a wall and go over wire fencing to get in, and they hit there's like four of us back here. They hit all of our refrigerators.

9:41 They were saying in my neighbor's kitchen, just eating their coalslaw just say it, and like they didn't look to steal athing. I can't be mad. It's it's actually kind of sad. Yeah, but you know what happened was is I think what happened is the alarm. I'm the only one with alarm under refrigerator. It's scared of me. He took off because the door was wide open. Everything was like and he booked it. So he didn't have a chance to eat my blueberries. He only got my apples. Wow, just one apple, you know, but he missed the blueberry. Maybe he didn't like blueberries. I don't know. You know, it is what it is, what it is. Okay, So here's the thing. Okay, we got cool ship coming on the show right now. But before we get to that, our our pipe nut Rachel from Texas was rodeoing it this weekend and so I want to see what went on in this I want to see what went on this rodeo? One? Can we see what went on in this rodeo? Absolutely? Hold, they are got down down there it is there's the same hat. And when I know it's most of all, it's her stuffy as of all, it's her in her face and trying to

11:13 grab some old dude. That old dude got me into that Kaplan's committee. Look at this, Look at this, Look at the detail put into this ship. Wow. Yeah, this ship opens up like it's real. All this ship is like I mean this this hat was like hundreds of dollars. I didn't buy it, of course. I think it's a I think it's a cool ass hat. I'd like to see you in the mosh pit for this band that's coming on. You go in there with that hat. Okay, And so here here's the thing too. I gotta tell you one more thing before we bring our surprise band guest on who I interviewed yesterday. You guys are gonna have to stay tuned for the interview that's gonna come out out with this band because they are bad ass. But I also had another trip this weekend another adventure, The Adventures of Pipe Man. And I'm in this Spanish class so I can get fluent, like I had seven years of Spanish.

12:16 But I think in English and then I try to translated. So while I'm here, I want to be able to understand completely as well as I do English. So I take this advanced Immersion Spanish class like there's no English whatsoever. And we went on a field trip to Tempotde and it was all in Spanish. And so we learned all the medicinal plants here in Costa Rica. And there are a whole bunch of mendicinal plants and what they do. And you know, us idiot Americans, we love to take these stupid drugs that make us sicker. I'm all about medicinal plants. I'm all about that.

12:58 And I wish there was a medicinal plant to get rid of of bruised ribs. Because now I'm I'm hoping I can surf this weekend. It takes up to six weeks, but Saturday, I'm taking a field trip to Nicaragua, so screw it. One of my favorite song punk songs ever. Look it up, Surf Nicaragua. You gotta check it. Out. It's a great song. But on that note, I want to talk about what was announced right after the show last week. What you see in my background. One of my favorite festivals A do on the Whole pipe Man Radio Tour on my birthday weekend banger lineup, and not only that, being that we announced last week the reunion Slayer for two festivals. This is the third and final festival of The Pipe Man's favorite all time ever ban fucking Slayer. Roll it when after Shock, the biggest, loudest rock festival is back with Iron Maiden,

14:30 the West Coast Exclusive Slayer Performance, Motley Crue, Slipknot, Tansera, Disturbed and Shootest Priest, Five Finger, Death Punch, Evan Essence and many more October tenth through the fourteen at Discovery Park in Sacramento, California weekend. In single day passes on seal now is lowest ten dollars down at Aftershock Festival dot com. I gotta fucking tell you, man, I gotta fucking tell you. I have chills literally because rock Phil is hometown for The Pipe Man and our studios, because it's in Dayton and Florida, and I thought that lineup was badass. But fucking Slayer. Oh my god. I'm so excited.

15:13 But I'm even more excited because we're gonna give tickets away and we have a special contest to do that. So now we're gonna bring on our special guest who is from a badass band from the UK called Mastiff. You're gonna have to check out the pipe Man interview. But with no further ado, let's bring jim on Yo yo yo hi hi room. So these are my These are my pipe nuts, what I call my pipe nuts. That's why I'm near there in our main studio one up there and down in the bomb corner of our Louisiana studio is a rebel meddler. And then we got our Texas slot up there. Rachel, Hello, Rachel oh Man. So first I want to say before we go into contest that Mastiff is badass. I wish they were after Shock. That would that would be even better than Slayer.

16:17 Okay, but they got upcoming new full length album dropping a March twenty second via m NRK Heavy and that's going to be part of the contest that we're going to talk about in a second. But I do want to say something else I noticed after the interview Jim. Okay, I I your social uh your social handle. If you're a dumb American like me that's looking at it and doesn't know your band, you know what it says, You're gonna have to explain this go on. It says master fuckcause it's massive UK.

17:03 So like if you just pronounced it as a word, it's massifuck. Well, we'll say a lot. We'll say a lot, right ah man uh And I do have some other news while our UK person is here. Okay, I have confirmed for the Pipe Man Radio tour. Got confirmation in my credentials for yesterday download and hel Fest and uh health. That's gonna be badass for sure. And I'll of course be doing Bloodstock in August. But I didn't get the actual confirmation yet yet, but that's pretty much guaranteed to me.

17:48 Oh that would be cool. Let's definitely make that happen. I'll definitely be at Bloodstock for sure. So, and that is one of my favorite festivals. That's a ass festival. Yeah it is. And I think I think maybe I'm trying to remember because I do so many interviews. We were talking about yesterday, maybe I did interview you guys at Bloodstock. That would make more sense because normally we're the only miserable bastards from Hull, right, Because I was telling you about like there was some other bad also from Hull, and I'll pay you. I was thinking about what I was saying, and then I thought a bad afterwards, I'm like, that must have been them. Well, yeah, because I have to admit that, well was it last year? And the year before I was out on my mind after we played, we started drinking at about eleven in the morning and I was wasted, and so you could have been talking to me. You could have Yeah, I don't know, you could have set me on fire. I don't think i'd noticed that that year. Well, I have I have a lot of good drunk interview stories because like when I before COVID, I would do Louder than Life and Metallica just came out with their whiskey and so I the people there asked me to do my interviews in the Metallica whiskey tent and have the bands taste the whiskey, and I had some funny ass interviews.

19:22 Man. And then on top of that, there's this guy who's like a bourbon expert that does bourbon beyond lar in life that we're going to be doing ticket giveaways for those later in the show. But he gets people so drunk during his interviews. And the band Airborne had their interview with me right after him. Now they're an Australian band and drink. Oh boy, let me tell you something. They were so drunk. I have over three thousand banded interviews. It was the funniest interview ever. They sat there Edward doing baseball announce like they were baseball American baseball announcements and they were like announcing look and then oh, look at it, it's going out in the upfield. And they were doing that during the interview. It was so funny as ship like and they were they actually you didn't hear the Australian accent. They were doing it like they were doing from Yankee Stadium. It was pretty funny. So I want to say, since you brought up about Hull, okay, you guys don't know my pipe nuts. But their slogan for their band is a miserable band from a miserable city, miserable bustards. But only when it counts

21:02 there it is and that's why Krang said about them that they this is this is a new genre. This is their genre now. Grime sludge, maltov cocktail. That's how Krang magazine described this band. And it is true. It was a grind sludge mullet. Oh I didn't see that part. I'm sure a bit as well. That counts quite a lot of thing. Oh yeah, that does that. That makes all the difference right there. I love it. So we came up with something during our interview yesterday for this contest. Okay, and it's funny as hell, and there's gonna be two parts of this contest, and the way you could win tickets after shot, there's a few ways. One is you can email me to enter the contest, you can hit me on socials to enter the contests, or you could literally call into this show right now. Five six one six two three nine four two nine again five six one six two three nine four two nine.

22:11 If you're not in the United States, don't forget the plus one you and you know, use whatever. You can use Skype if you want, use what's up whatever. Uh, but uh, here's what we're gonna do. We are going to have you pronounce the name of the new album. I will spell it out for whoever it is, and if they email or hit me on socials, we'll do it that way. And then I'll have them like call into next week's show or something like that. And basically we're gonna have Jim. If you do call in today, we're gonna have Jim either correct you or tell you at but thank you for playing, okay. And then there's a part two because we can't make it that easy. But I can tell you that the pipe man screwed it up, okay, Like I started laughing in the middle and I kind of knew how to say that, I still screwed it up. Okay. So basically you're gonna have to then say it ten times fast because it is a tongue twister, okay, and then you will be entered twin. Okay. Hold on. People know they're not supposed to call me during my show, so I'm gonna have to answer his call and tell them, hello, Freddy, I'm live on the air.

23:41 You're not live unless you speak. But my show is over in about half an hour and I'll call you then. Does that work for you? That is perfect? There you go, you rock tuck you in half an hour. My kids better they don't. They don't even call me a workers like he'll call me up and they're like, Dad, am I on the air. You don't know what time it is. That's that's right exactly. You better know what time the pipe man's on or else you're going on the air. So all right, let's do this. Uh, I'm gonna spell it out now for you listeners. Okay, it's d E P R E C I P I C E again. Okay, all right, hold on, wait, everybody who wasn't prepared, everybody who wasn't prepared, because no one has there and pay for handy, pull out the messages on your phone and type it in because this one is a doozy. It is definitely a doozy, all right. And before we handle the callers, one will get ready for it if there's a callers. But uh, before we do that, I'm gonna have my pipe nuts all do it? Okay, So I spelled it out for your rebel. I want to hear your version of saying this. Yep, do it. No, No, I didn't write it down, all right, write it down, write it down, d E.

25:18 And with Rachel and her poses, she she wins no matter what. Uh d E d e p uh ship r you can't even spell it after that. I know I got thrown off there. Uh, I'm in Costa Rico. I'll send the plane for you, okay, d E p r e c I p I c e d e p r e c I p I c e d e p r e c I p I c E Rebel go, keep going. Would you like it on screen? Yeah? There it goes there, it is there, it is okay. Hey, hey one, well we got that on screen. While't we hit the other banner That as a QR code on the bottom. By the way, we have a QR code here on the show. All you have to do is point your camera at the QR code. It's in the top left right now.

26:18 It's gonna end up in the bottom right in a second, and you can connect to everything that is pipe man, radio, everything, And that's what you want to use. If you're going to enter through my socials or whatever, you can contact me through that QR code and enter to win any of these festival tickets we're doing. So there it is, Rebel go. Hey, hint for you. It starts with the I know you Louisiana people are kind of slow. But it starts with me. Okay, let's see where if that where everything's big in Texas, if we're if Rachel is big with the d okay, so I'm a little chef here in Texas. So I'm gonna go with deep recipe. Well half credit, you get half credit for that, uh okay, and we're even gonna make wand do this. Okay.

27:34 Wan's the engineer, so he doesn't know how to speak. He only knows how to twist knobs. But let's see, that's right, the precipice. Oh, I was close the precip he's trying to he's trying to say it in Spanish, and it's not a Spanish work. Okay, So now do we have it? Do we have a Are they there or are they going to be shy? They're probably scared to save this, I know, right, be scared. They'll be scared. Anybody went on and I'm on stage, all right, so let's see what happens. Okay. I think no, I think they're so scared to do this, right, can you possibly want to do this with the band member on? Okay? The guy who yeah, the guy who came up with it. That's right. It's like going to God and saying the commandments are wrong. Okay, come on now where you can, of course, but that was the first thing that came to my mind. You know that. Well, it depends on what commandments you go by. The pipe band commandments go by. Thou shalt mosh

29:08 every day, that's number one. Yep, thou shalt covet thy neighbor, that's the letter to the rest of them. That But thou shalt not drink a lot and mush at the same time. That's dangerous. Actually, you know what's more dangerous. Okay, my best bro who passed away in September speak as Slayer. Okay, so we us go Slayer shows. We just go Slayer shows like every weekend in the eighties. Like I've seen Slayer like over five hundred times for sure. And one time I remember so clearly in my head, whereas Slayer show at the country club in Resida, and he was tripping on acid, and kids don't trip on acid during a Slayer show.

30:06 Okay, it's just that good that he kept getting up on stage and then they kept kicking him out of a club and he would run behind the club and go through the back door and run through the back door, run through the stage and dive off. He did it like twenty times. Man, Oh, it was beautiful, beautiful thing there. And so Jim, will we got here? Why don't you tell us too, since you came up with that? What the hell does that even mean? Yeah, I'm not gonna say myself. It says he's just been stood basically, it's been stood on the edge of the void into the dot consy brain. Yeah, the places fucked something you don't want to go. So I do want you to hear something, Jim, while you're on because what that made me think of is the US presidential election. Okay, And so I gotta tell you in twenty sixteen, I actually got pipemin got five votes for president in twenty sixteen, because I do run for president, and we need to run our campaign ad now. One, So let's run the campaign ad because right now

31:41 Trump and by then just cleaned up Super Tuesday, and I'm an independent, so I'm not part of that. I don't need to deal with those old farts, Okay, I'm gonna come wipe them out now, and I might do it with Rachel she might be my VP, and and rebel since she's from Louisiana, she'll be my secretary of Defense and thank you and so roll it one. Hey, folks, this is Bill Clinton. I listen to W four C why dot com and just remember I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Bring back the good old days, and I will have sexual relations with that woman. Vote pipe Man for pres So needless to say, I didn't have to grab them into huha, and I got five women to vote for me. Oh but so, Rebel, yes, what are you doing there? Pay attention to the show? I am paying to she's to the show. But I like you. People are calling, but they're calling us personally instead of they can't call you. I know. That's where I was telling people, don't call me personally, call the show. I'm

33:12 not telling you the answers and ask me. All right, So I tell you what they If they want to call you personally, just have them do what I did. Have them call and then put put it up to the and put them put it up to Then they're not even because I know better. They're listening to the show, so it's not like they don't know. Oh well, now she's gonna put us on a speakerphone. I think I think we should randomly call people. In fact, Okay, I'll get a call. Let's see who I can call. Oh look, Brian Sebastian texted me, I need to call him. Okay, all right, so one call this can Can you call this number for me and get them on the air, put in the private chat for me? Yep, exactly. There are some people. There are some people I would want to put their number on the air for sure. Not him, though, but there are like my ex wife in fact, in fact, don't do it. Don't do it, call goes higher. I got an idea too. Okay, ready, I'm good. I'm gonna put another one in the chat. Okay,

34:45 I guess, and we're gonna call this one. This was somebody that I know very very well, that I've tricked on the show in the past. Okay, let's let's call Brian first, and then I'm going to send you another phone number. She might not answer because she'll probably know it's me, and that'll be her loss. You know, after all these times you've done this to people, they know better, especially see that the change of the time. They might not realize. But he used to every day, you know, the show was every day on this time, and yet people still picked up until they realized to look at their watches first before they pick up their phone, because Lord only knows what you were getting yourself into if you answered the phone. Remember I called every female I knew, and I said, I'm doing the survey live on the air. Are you a psycho bitch?

35:44 And one hundred percent of the women said yes, one hundred percent. Okay, did Brian answer the phone? All right? Do you want to do now? Yeah? Dial now? Okay, let's don't now. I think everybody everybody knew they were on the line, they had the answer, and they answered, you don't say anything. If the answer is I'm going to disguise my You're right, he's not an answer. Some more. Please leave your name. Okay, hang up on that loser watching the show knows better. All right, call the call the next number, Call the next answers. Mm hmmm mmmmmm tell him calling the show. If the answers okay, mm hmmm. Why didn't you answer a minute ago? Motherfucker? We're calling his chance to promote this show. How we doing with that on air?

37:09 And we need you you. You call in right now. He's calling see he answers for hang up that other number. We'll do that other number after Brian calls in. Call in now. We are live on the air right now, call in, motherfucker. We've read Okay, five six what number that call right now? We need to call in. The phone number is five six one. Are you're listening? Yeah? Oh, he's like, I gotta find a pair what Okay, Well, paying the ask Ryan. I'll just call him back. Okay, okay, okay, okay, bye, we'll call him. We'll call him, calling him. He's answering.

37:53 Now, see how'll answer for me. Let's say that old school phone sound. If you don't know what that sound is, you might be too young to watch this show. Now I can answer the phone. This is not Dean, Is this Brian? Is this? Is that? What it is? This is not pipe man? This is dark pipe man. Okay, so listen, okay, Brian, We're gonna give you a chance to promote your show. Okay, but there's something you need to do first.

38:38 The cost. Okay, So we have it with coffee talk. Yeah, so we have a No, we have better than coffee talk. We have a band. Member on the show that has a new album coming out. Band's Mastiff or Badass out of the UK and they have a new album coming out, and you need to I'm going to spell out the name of the album, and you need to pronounce it for me, and I want to hear how it goes. Okay, you ready, all right? Go allay? D E p r E c I p I c E D E p r e c I p I c E. How do you pronounce that again?

39:28 Yeah, good Tron. You have to pronounce. You have to pronounce it. Of what I of what I heard, like deep brush, deep trust. It's almost like like who's that offer, I've got the guy's name. I don't like that, but I can't now I want to hear the music. Oh, you definitely want to hear the music. Okay, So if you can pronounce it properly, then I'll let you promote your show on my show. Okay, Now I get a chance to write this down. Okay, D E p r E c I P I c e the Death's Depth of STI still know what that's from the UK? No wonder the British thing where we can't speak English. Okay, Okay, I'll tell you what consolation prize. I'll let you. I'll let you promote your show anyway.

40:43 Go give them the all their pitch. Hey, this is Brian Sadashian, movie reviews and more. Always live on Talkboard Media, Talking Paper, HD Radio. The thirty three million views in County and Rachel Roberts is one of my photos and reber is my good engineer. And there it is. Well, thank you, thank you Brian for playing. But you're a loser because you couldn't do it. We gotta go to the next call now. But your show's not a loser because your show's badass. See you later, all right, one call that and that other number. Dude, dude, dude, this is where we need the Jeopardy music somewhere. We need to entertainer.

41:34 I like this, Jim, all right, Jeopardy music coming your way. Are they not answering the phone? One? We're done with Jeopardy Kill Jeopardy just like Alex did they not answer the phone? The nerve of some people they call it and don't want to answer their phones. It's wrong with your people. I think we should call Comcast. All right, your accounts to reach is not accepting calls of this time. Uh, you know what, probably because it's saying it's non it's non published. We'll try another one, but first we'll call Comcast. Hello, you have called W four c Y Radio. How can I help you? Hello, I'm going from Conquest.

42:45 I have appointment set up for you. We would definitely like you to come on over to the office and take care of business. Why don't you I'm sorry, ma'am. We will have to come next month. Can I please have your account number to schedule the appointment? Oh definitely. It's nine nine six six six. Fite me you blowhole? Okay, let me repeat nine nine six six six, fight me you blowhole. I did not know what you mean. Okay, So, and can you tell me who your second grade teacher was? For verification please, mister Horny, sorry, that information is incorrect. Please provide the correct information. Listen to the Adventures of pipe Man Monday through Friday on West Palm Beach is number one internet radio station at W four what listener discretion advised? And now it did say that?

43:45 Okay, it is true. Every morning, eight am Eastern Time, you can listen to the Adventures of pipe Man, and that show is just all my interviews. So you want to hear band interviews like with this amazing band, Mastiff, you'll hear it every day on the Adventures of Pipe Man, not like this show, which is just a ship show. Okay, I'm typing one. We do have someone on the phone now, Oh good, bring them on call her. You're live on the air on the Adventures pipe Man. Hello, sir, how are you doing today? I'm doing great. Who we have on the air here? This is Paul Carpenter, a magician and hypnotist. Can you make my co host disappear? Please? That's imp Once she's in your life, she's there. Yeah, that's true.

44:44 She's she's like gum on your shoe. But I love that you're a hypnotist. I love that you're a hypnotist. And the reason why I say that is, first of all, I actually am sertified in hypnotherapy myself. But I also think I think it's so helpful for people. But when I go to South Florida Fair and do radio coverage, I love how stupid people act when they go to see the hypnotists. It's a lot acting. I'm not saying they're acting the way they act. You ding that you know, in Louisiana, they don't teach you how to speak English, but you know, but anyway, we mostly speak French but it's okay, and they can't do that very well either. All right. So the band is Mastiff. They're out of the UK. You gotta check them out. They're badass. The new album coming out, I'm going to spell it for you and ye I want to hear your version of the pronunciation. What part of the world are you from. I'm currently in Houston, Texas, but I don't live anywhere.

45:50 For the past twenty years, I've been at Digital Nomad. I love it. That's why I'm in Costa Rica right now and never in my Digital Nomad Apple plans. Is Houston ever a stop. I'm sorry for you. You're missing out on an amazing city that has had an amazing climb in art and in really beautiful places for people to go out and see the beautiful nature that is around this great, great city. I love that. Now I'm coming to Houston, thank you. I just thought, Oh, who cares?

46:31 Let me let me also include Let me also include a mass ton of restaurants. The whole entire Montrose area has been rebuilt. It looks like Beverly Hills now with you know, all kinds of Lamborghinis and all kinds of stuff running around. It's crazy. Now are there any marsh pits beautiful? See Danny Wimmer where we do all these festivals Clean Aftershock. Used to have one in Houston called Houston Open Air. But the weather was always such crap every time that every Houston Open Air except I think one, got canceled. So I guess he decided to return. All right, let's I'm gonna spell it for you. You ready, you ready? Hold on a really good question, hold on a really good venue for your guys. If you want to look it up, it's called Scalfar and it's then does it hold one hundred thousand people? Does it hold one hundred thousand people? Because that's how big the festivals are. Wait, are you being serious or no? I am debt serious. They're the biggest festivals in the United States. So well, No, I didn't know that you would space like that for that, you would take the area where ask the world is given that has more than a space and what you're looking for, Yeah, that would be a good place.

48:00 That would definitely be a good place, especially if you had the proper security that didn't do stupid stuff. Okay, Paul, well, Paul, Paul, let's do this. D E p R E C I P I c E. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're gonna have to do that again. Hold on, see what is it? D E D E p R E C I P I C E I P I what is it? I P I c E. Okay, buck mean has died. Uh I got to Oh oh, we got a thumbs up.

49:07 We got from Jim of Massiff. You you did it right. You pronounced it. My co host couldn't pronounce it. I couldn't pronounce it. Even even Jim couldn't pronounce it. Well, he got the guy on who's been doing NLP for thirty years. I love it. Yes, my first n o P training was eleven years old. So I love it. And now, by the way, oh no, that's not what it is. I see it all right. So you only have a couple of minutes left to the show, so you have one more thing you have to do. Okay, you have to say it ten times fast, the precipice. Damn.

50:07 I am impressed. Pro man, you get you win. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. Because we ran out of time for the other festivals, We're gonna have to do that next week. But we have multiple music festivals. I'm doing ticket giveaways for Aftershock, Louder than Life, Bourbon and Beyond, Welcome to Me, Welcome to Rockville, and and Incarceration. You can have your choice of two tickets to any one of those festivals. For being so badass with doing that. Okay, hold on, let me chick, I really appreciate Bourbon and Beyond. We appreciate you. Yeah, no, thank you so much. And something real, real quick because we're already like two minutes over. But yes, I do want you to plug something, so do it. Awesome, Thank you so much. My name is Paul Carpenter at mentally hYP on the Internet, and I'm going to be having a show in Houston at the Magic Theater in Houston, Texas off a highway stick. Every Thursday, we're gonna be doing a variety show and every Monday night we're gonna be doing a Monday Night Magic where we have a couple of close up magicians and the stage magician. So check check that out. Let's look that up and you'll see the info there pretty soon. Nice, and we'll have to we'll have to get you as a guest on the show to

51:37 promote you even more. So. Thanks for playing, thanks for winning, Thanks for being bad ass. Now I want get them the fuck off my show. Press up. You know what update? You know what happens when you get drunk and you actually do know how to say it. Instead you say I got a piss. I got a piss. So we ran out of time for the hair, so we'll have to do the hair next week. And but here's what we're gonna do, folks, I purposely misspelled the hashtag on all my social media postings for this show last night and today.

52:22 If if you enter to win, hit that QR code down in the bottom corner and on top of that, or email me pipe Man Radio on all socials. If you sit there and you wait and call it, find what that misspelled hashtag is, and you tell me what it is, you'll be entered to win tickets to any of those festivals. Question for you one is the next show? Or are they doing it live or are they still on replay? No, they're still on replay. Oh good, So we have time, a little, a few minutes time here even though them over, Okay, because what I want to do now is one. Why don't we roll the commercials for all the festivals except after shock? Uh forget the second after Shock, We'll do that after the show. But uh, why don't you roll all the festival commercials so people can see what they can hear what they can win. Tickets to Sonic Temple Arts and Festival Returns to a Story, Cruse Stadium, Slip Up, Disturbed Tag Sarah, The Original Misfits Have Adessence, slip Fisk, Judis Priest, Stay Breaking, Data Ballage and reverse Sleep Joke It twice again. We eleven See There My Fan, many more.

53:46 Six the Nights Yet, Love is Ohio. Tickets on Cell Down at SODI, Tevil Festival dot Com, Sell the Alarm, Incarceration Music and Tattoo Festival is Back, Shine Down, Thank Godsmack Freaking Benjamin on, Gil Storm, The Offspring, Chavelle, dot Omens, Chimera, and so many more. Reports at Historic Ohios Date Reformatory This July nineteenth through twenty first three days of NonStop rock, Tattoos, Blood Prison, hundred House and Moore Passes on sale now at the Incarceration dot Com. The world's biggest bourbon and music festival, Bourbon and Beyond twenty twenty four, a perfect blend of Bourbon, colin aary and music with Zach Bryan, Dave Matthews, Fad Tyler Shielders, Neil Young Beck, and Louisville's own By a Morning Jacket match by Footing, Cody Jinks, Merret Morris and Moore. September nineteenth through twenty second in Louisville, Kentucky on cell now at Bourbon at Beyon dot Com. Loudest weekend of the year is back Louder than Live in Louisville, Kentucky with the reunion of Slayer, Slip Nod, Motley Crue, Corn, Judas Priest bringing Hello, Hello,

55:22 Disturbed and Knee Down, five Finger Death, Punch, Breaking Benjamin and Falling in Reverse with Heavy Essence, The Offspring, Still Linderman, A Day to Remember, Stained, Hailstorm, Go Chierra, and Thraccent, so many more over one hundred and fifty vands NonStop rock for four days on five stages. September twenty sixth through twenty nine in Louisville, Kentucky. Passes on sale now as lowest ten dollars down at Louder than Live festival dot com. Are you ready? And you can win tickets to that right here on the Adventures pipe Man follow pipe Man Radio on all socials and a call out to Danny Wimmer he needs to put Mastiff on all the festivals in twenty twenty five.

56:17 Yeah, they're bad as dead. Look that's right, I love it. And there are more festivals on the pipe Man Radio Tour and by the way, there are three and only three Slayer appearances. Pipe Man will be at all of them. And thank god I hide out backstage because like this after Shock that we're promoting. Last year, I had some people that kept coming like to where the gate is the backstage, and the people running press are like, who are these people that keep trying to find you. I'm like, don't let them know I'm in here. Please. Luckily I get like I can get hidden back there or whatever. But uh yeah, I mean, oh, what a badass year of lineups this year everywhere? And uh I can't wait for the pipe Man Radio Tour to start next month and I'll be going all the way through till November. In the meantime, I'll be bruising more ribs in Costa Rica and uh playing with some monkeys, which, by the way, Rachel, you would love it. Here. For the first time ever, I saw at hour monkey on the ground yesterday. Usually they'd never come down. And man, did it have a big ass ball sack. Perfect for you? Oh my god, perfect for you. Okay, there you go. So, uh hey, Jim, thanks for coming back on and I hope you had a good time. You got it.

57:51 I'll have to tell Liz I gave you like double promo. Yeah, yeah, good old lads to give you a show. Yes. Oh I love Liz uh ear split. Oh my god. She is the best publicist ever. She is way cool and uh she handles like the all the best freaking bands. I mean, if I only had to interview her bands, I'd be perfectly happy because they're all badass, you know. And uh, we got the best one of the whole roster right here with us on the Adventures of pipe Man. So thanks a lot, Jim, thanks Rock and everybody.

58:32 Make sure you go pre order pre saved whatever you got do the new album. Let's see if pipe Man can do it this time. The precipice nice uh and uh. It's set for release March twenty second, but you can pre save it, pre order it, do whatever you gotta do. It's via m n r K Heavy and it is heavy like is like one of my favorite album of twenty twenty four. You need to get it too. And do you pipe nuts have any final words because now we're really late. Yes. Thanks for being here, Jim, thank you ever so much, lovely to meet your rebel, lovely to meet you Rachel and one.

59:17 Likewise, all right pipe Man as well, thank you ever so much for having me back on and I'm glad of it. Ol today you got it, and thanks for being here. Thanks for making badass music. And everybody tune in every Wednesday live at one pm Eastern Time to the Adventures pipe Man. Check me out on socials, find that missing hashtag and that misspelled hashtag, win some tickets to festivals, and you'll see me on the Pipeman Radio Tour. Until then, roll it on. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of pipe Man I W four c U I Radio sh