The Ear at the RNC, Shannen Doherty Tribute, Jack Black & Tenacious D, Chinese Medicine Dating

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0:48 Why up America, It's time for the adventures. So fight Man, I'll you four see why I com list. Pomp Beach is number one Internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man. Oh here, I am the pipe Man down in South Florida for a change, you know, like I only live here, but I'm never here. And I have a special guest visitor who's going to be a special co host on the show. And any of my pipe nuts that get out of line, He's gonna put him in line. This is my nine year old grandson. Look at him. He's almost as tall as me. He's nine. He's he's going to be the next Lawrence Taylor of football. You know.

1:28 And his name is Franzel Franzell. Why don't you say hello to everybody? What's up? He's pretty cool. So here we are the Avengers Pipe Man W four Cy Radio. Oh and what a wild, crazy week it has been. Oh my god, there's so much going on in the world, and we're going to talk about it today. And then we have a special guest, our resident expert in Chinese medicine, doctor Nicole Fortan, who is also the host of the Language of Healing, and we're going to talk about dating and the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine and so with some advice. I the Pipe Man probably need a lot of advice in that area for sure. So first before we bring her on, she'll stay on the whole show, but we're going to keep her back in the green room for a little bit, like kind of keep her all cooped up while we bring the pipe nuts on. So let's bring on the pipe nuts, yo. There we have we have in our Louisiana studios, a state that no New York, New Jersey Italian jew belongs. We have the rebel Meddler Hio. Everyone she's the Southerner I love to hate. And then and then we over on the right, we have our our

3:00 hurricane weather girl, Yo, Rachel, who's also a chef. So I have some advice for you, Rachel, for your next hurricane as somebody that lives in Florida and goes through them like almost every day. Okay, So what we did one year when my daughters were young, is I was cooking everything on the fireplace because we had no power for a month. So we just took everything that was in the freezer, keeping the freezer closed as long as you can, and then there's pulling it out and we were living off of the fireplace and probably about fifty pounds of chicken. Is that you can do that for like.

3:44 A day, but then you know, even that goes bad because you don't have any way to keep it cold. Well that's kind of true. That's why you eat it all in one night and then and then it basically covers you for the whole month. Well, I'll tell you there was a guy that came to me and he said he did something. Really beautiful that day that they said, Okay, you got to throw it out or you cook. It and eat it. He was going around the neighborhood and he said, listen, if you've got food that you're gonna throw. Out, give it to me. I've got like twenty smokers. We're gonna smoke it all, we're gonna shred it up, we're gonna make tacos, and we're gonna bring you food back for your whole family, and then we're going to bring the rest to first responders.

4:26 And I was so moved by that. I thought that's brilliant. I could do that. So of course I'd already thrown mine out when I heard this, and I went and bought a brisket and I smoked one, and I brought it to my my police guys over here, And you know, it really did feel good. To give back. Hey, Rebel, I wanted to ask you, it hits you after it hit me, right, didn't it know? It didn't go to Louisiana, Beryl? Oh, okay, but well, you know, we were. Like a couple of days ago, so I don't know where it went. It's a good point because every one of us on this show lives in the highest hurricane areas in the world.

5:10 We we got it all covered between Texas Barda and Louisiana. We live in massive devastation all the time. Yeah, yeah, you know. It was so hot. I slept in my truck, the kids, dog, all of us slept in the truck. I don't mind. My geep has like one ten outlet in it. I have an air head. It wasn't horrible. I mean, you know it sounds bad. It wasn't that bad. You know, it was nice to have air consting. It's better than inside until Ruben with Fox News brought me a big ass generator. Let's hear from the Hispanic community. One. How did you fare in the Texas hurricane? Well, it didn't affect me, but category of one was cute.

5:54 I know, right, I went to Wilma. Wilma was what of five? Like story one? Like our everyday storm is a category of one. You know what a huge rain maker? It was a It was wind and it knocked out all the power lines. The entire two point three million people with no power and there's still fifty over fifty thousand people without power today. I want to find out how Canada was affected by that hurricane. So can you please make that happen? One? I sure can. There she is doctor n O Fortn. She's up in Canada.

6:37 She is up the hole doctor two. Oh hold on, do you remember doing that promo about the butt sonning? Yeah? Tell us your experiences with butt sonny. Areind of funny and weird. You did it? Yeah, he did it? Come on, uh, tell tell them how it went for you when you did the butt sonning? Not too good? What happened? I don't want to talk about it? Yeah? Was it too long? How long? How long did you do it for?

7:18 At least twenty minutes? Oh, you're not supposed to do like three seconds. Yeah, you're only supposed to do it for like seconds. Like ten seconds. I wonder you don't want to talk about it? I take you next time. You need to call doctor Nicole fort and before you do any butt sonning. Okay, I was in a different country. How would I be able to call use your phone? I don't have internet. Whenever I was doing it, I was at the beach, so. He didn't have internet the whole at that beach. It was a private beach.

8:00 Oh wow, yes, nobody was there. So how what was your position like? Did you like sit down? Did you do that? And your position? Can you she wants to know what your position. I know. Sorry, okay, maybe that's a rude I was laying my position you were when you showed her blow. I was below laying on my stomach. Your stomach. Okay, Well that would be a good idea, because you do plate. She wants to know if you do, can you tell him what is on. Your You're on your you said your side, stomach.

8:42 I was on the stomach, okay, on his stomach, like okay, like that. Yeah, no, we don't want that on this show. Oh but we can't talk to a nine year old about his like being in there. Well, it's for for health and wellness. You really put your butt in there? Did you see? He didn't do it? Yes, I did it, Remember I did it? So is that what people do in Florida. It's a bunch of butt sonning in Florida. I don't even know. I live in North Carolina. I came down here for this. Yeah. He's a world traveler. I just picked him up a few days ago from the Bahamas. He was in the Bahamas with his other grandparents, so lots of places to do butt sonning. Did you do butt sonning in the Bahamas?

9:34 A little bit. At Bahama Booty Time. So we were so we were talking about in the promo and his sister and Friendzelle both were in the promo, and we were talking about ears, which we're going to talk about on this show. Okay, So, Franzel, when I we were talking in promo about talking about ears on the show and having to do with the r n C, what did that mean to you learning. About ears since we are since we need to know a little bit more about our ears because not a lot of people know about it, know about their ears.

10:17 Okay, Like I have a special ear model today. Do you know who Evander Holyfield is? No, he's the one that fucked Mike Tyson. Do you know what Mike Tyson did to him? Knocked them out? No? Actually Mike Tyson got knocked down that one, but he bit Evander here in holy Field's ear off. Did you know that? Okay? That that's just a little bit of way too much for Mike Tyson to do. I've watched every almost every clip about Mike Tyson with my grandpa and on it. I've watched a bunch of them, and I never knew about that. I'm like, wait, did he knock him out or did or did something else happening.

10:59 Well, you also know that the former president it has a lot in common with the vander Holyfield. I'm about to bourb into this Marke at this point. That's my style of comedy. That's what you have to say about about the former president. So yeah, So the Republican National Convention is going on right now and it's all about ears. One have you been listening to Republican National Convention or do you have a problem with your ear?

11:41 I have many problems, one of that one is not one of them. Rachel Haes, Texas feel about ears. I once stuck a Q tip in my ear, and this is so funny. It bled and I called my friend who's a nurse, and I was like, I think I went to my brain and she's like, it. Doesn't work like that, honey. Here, there's no way you can puncture your brain through your ear. I'm like, oh god. She's like, maybe we're just rubbing too hard. I was like, oh, thank god. I really did. I thought it blested through my ear anyway. Yeah, we didn't even We didn't even know because we didn't have TV. I had to hear through the Grapevine that he was even shot. And you know, I have to give you some kudos because you texted me, and at the time you texted me, they were saying that it didn't happen, but then we find out it did happen. And there there's some pretty funny memes out there, to be honest, haha, but it's not really funny. I will be absolutely serious. I don't care which side of fence you're on, left or right in the middle. If you are wishing that would have been worse, that's an American. I don't care how much you hate somebody. If you wish somebody to be ill ill wills, no matter how much you hate them, that makes you the problem too. That's my viewpoint. I don't care who you are. You can't sit there and say you care about human beings and then you say you

13:13 want somebody else gone. Okay, and then you know, we do have a lot of canceling going on this week, okay, And so Rebel, what do you think about the canceling going on this week? I don't know about the canceling, but I do have to say that it's a sad state that America is in that we think that that is the way we have to handle things, to take violence. Why can't you just sit down and talk about it. Exactly where was he going with this? It doesn't make sense. I don't care. Who you vote for. I mean, it's your business. I don't care, But nobody should want to hurt an individual like that that you.

14:00 Don't even know. Well, not only that, but the people that are saying stuff like either way, I don't care which way you think, like dislike doesn't matter, Okay. I don't like any of our candidates. To be honest, I don't like any of our politicians. I don't wish any of them ill will. I just don't want to vote for any of them. That's I feel exact same. I don't either. Yeah, you know, it's like, what makes you a good human being by wishing somebody else not around? Yeah, Like that's let's not being a good human being. I don't care who you think you are. And in the same token, you know, like, let's let's all be real about it.

14:43 And the fact is it's not the American way. The American way is you vote for who you want to vote for. We have a system where you have your own opinion and I think everybody has the right to their own opinion and as long as they're not intentionally hurting anybody. And what this did did was intentionally try to hurt people and did intentionally hurt innocent bystanders. And you know, maybe the best thing to come out of this is maybe you'll stop all this fighting, because I do see people out there are now on the good end uniting right now, there's people that were not uniting before that are now uniting for the same thing that we're saying that you just shouldn't look at human life that way present, former, present, not present. I don't care who it is. Human life is precious and we all need to just protect the one race we have in the world, the human race, even the Canadian, even the Canadians.

15:49 Even the Canadians, that's right. Yeah, from my world, you know, division is equals death, Like it's like total separation and there's nowhere to really go for there. So it's about how we can blend it all together, even as diverse as our opinions and things like that, but they're yeah, it's not good or bad. It's no doubt matter. And so like perfect example is Jack Black, who I interviewed years ago, and I think is an amazing human being. Uh, he's having some backlash right now because of his partner in Tenacious D, Kyle, saying something that was very inappropriate. And Kyle has now been dropped by all of him, by the talent agency.

16:35 The Tenacious D tour has been canceled, and Jack canceled it. You know, it's not like it was cancel culture. So I want people twisting that around. And Jack Black said he was absolutely like blindsided by that comment. And I even seeing somebody comment They're like, well, he looked like he was having a good time on stage. Well you're an entertainer. Are you supposed to be looking like you're having a bad time on stage? I don't understand that. What's your take one on everything? It's an d or the other stuff, all of it, all of it. Well, let's just start with the Trump thing.

17:16 I think that even though what happened shouldn't have happened, something good did come out of it. There you go, and it's this image here of Trump in front of a flag with bloody dripping down his ear. I mean, they gave him the most badass photo that he can now use in his campaign to look like all American, Like you know what I mean. Have you seen that photo yet, Franzell? Yes, Okay, So this is a nine year old in our country that this is the image of America that he has. What do you think of that pictures? Mm? And it doesn't matter why somebody thinks it's disturbing, but yeah, like he's gonna win the election. Now, by the way, I predicted, I predicted months ago they was going to win the election.

18:11 Everybody I knew thought I was nuts. I'm telling you right now, Like the stock market in the past couple of days went up like almost a thousand points based on this. Why because maybe this is maybe this is the thing that could unite us all. Who knows me, But I gotta tell you he is, as Rachel put it to me, he is a tough old bird man. Because he got up, blood dripping down his face. And put his fist up and I was, yeah, you know what, I think that part of it, whether you like the guy or not, that's I think America also should have strength.

19:02 And in that time he showed some strength, you know, because listen, you just got you just got hit in the ear. Okay, And you're getting up and rat continuing the rally premouch. And they were saying that he would have it would have been a lot worse if he had n't tilted his head a little bit. So if he hadn't tilted his head, like, he wouldn't been telling the story right now. It's and all these people that watched this guy just climb up on the roof. I don't know. And if you if you watch the video, like you can hear after the shooting, you can hear Trump saying, like talking to the circret service people saying, let me give my shoes, let me give my shoes, because they went they wanted to like take him out of there like as fast as possible, and he was like, no, let me give my shoes first.

19:52 I understand that because you know, when I was in the investment business, I used to wear like six hundred dollars dress shoes, wing tips, tru I'm not leaving I'm not I think behind. I'm not leaving them behind. Forget that Trump cares about six hundred dollars shoes. Of course he does. Of course he has. I'm sure his shoes are worth way more than that. As somebody that traveled in his circles. Yes, he on one hundred percent. Does he like that's what he's about. There's nothing wrong with that. He is about money and power and all that. I mean, listen, it is how capitalism is. So I don't I don't even shame him for that. He's a commercial real New York, commercial real estate developer. Money and shoes don't go very low on the totem pole there with that, Yeah he does. He did need his shoes. How does he go walk away barefoot?

20:50 Do you want to shoot you? I'm not going to be concerned with my six hundred dollars shoes. I'm gonna be thinking of my life and I'd be getting in the car. That's me. You know what? I thought? It was really funny what there was, like maybe like seven Secret Service agents are around him, and he was only hugging the only female Secret Service agent next to him all the way down to the car. Well that serves for a future locker room talk. Come on, so let's take a vote here, even from the Canadian. Okay, would you if you were in the same position as he was, would you leave without your shoes? Okay, we already heard Rachel's viewpoint rebel, would you leave without your shoes?

21:41 You know what? Would the pegun off? Well tackled him. He thought of that. That's a good one. I like that he didn't take them off like they came off when they tackled him to the ground to protect him. Yeah, like, dude, you knocked my shoes off, grab those, will you? Okay, let's hear from the Canadians. I would I would probably want to grab my shoes. Yeah, don't they see my shoe closet. You'll understand first all, my answer was not based on the price of the shoes. It's I don't know what I would be walking on, so I want my shoes. That's a good idea too. Yeah. But also it's like my question was like why why did he have the shoes off? But it's true if he's just like swept into fury, the shoes come off.

22:28 But exactly, especially if you're wearing shoes, especially. If you're wearing hey, dudes, like the hate will just come right off. Okay, oh yeah, Wand what would you do? Would you? Would you leave the shoes or take them with you? I would one hunt, yeah, I would one leave them behind. No shoes, No shirt, no shot. Right, all right, so this is good to determine whether which one wins or if it's a tie. And I think I already know the answer because I know his mother. Okay, his mother one hundred percent would not leave the shoes behind. Okay, but all right, Franzel, yeah, one hundred percent, like she has a fetish with Air Jordans. Okay, one hundred percent. Okay, Franzel, you're the deciding factor of the whole show here, Okay.

23:21 Would if you were in the same situation, would you leave without your shoes or would you be concerned about grabbing your Air Jordans. Okay, if they weren't Air Jordans and they were aditya Adidas, I would have just left him because I would probably have crocs in the crocs because that's really the only type of shoes I really wear. And what if they were Air Jordan's. Okay, yeah, I'm grabbing my I'm grabbing my shoes like I care about the expensive shoes, but not the least expensive. Also, talking talking about Trump having like blood in his year, that kind of happened to me the other day. So we were in the car, I was messing with my sister like I was aggravating her. And so at this at the point, she punches me in the mouth and like my mouth is dripping blood from right here. I still have have the mark from her punching me in my mouth.

24:15 And she just. Left to go go to the doctor. Her her foot's like swelling like really badly for some reason. Did no she she asked, She used all her forges. I was there, Okay, I was there. This is a true story. He was annoying the hellever and she's like half of his size, and she walled off and walloped them in the mouth and drew blood. So also talking and then if if I was a girl and she did that, honestly, I would have knocked her out by now, not just say. Nothing, but also. But you're a good boy, and you didn't hit you didn't hit back because she's a girl, right, great.

24:59 Also ome my thing. So this morning I felt like I felt like there was like some blood in my nose because I was like like scratching my nose like this, and then I felt like a bunch of pain on this side of my nose and like in this nostril, And so I went to the bathroom. I shot. I found blood on my. Buggers one and then I went like this and I used all my force, just blowing. All of that. I felt found like a bunch of chunks of blood and I washed it out of his the. Sink, his sink, like, oh my god, there's.

25:40 A bunch of blood coming out of my nose. And that happened in the Bahamas. And then I also found blood in my ear while I was on vacation. And we're just getting started. What else is bleeding my foot foot? So here's here's what I gotta have. All of this is that anything having a trump always leads to bookers. Okay, I have I still have a mark of stitches in my foot. That's the other That was the worst type of blood blood port I've ever had. I got stitches because I was playing soccer with my friends at daycare after her I was aftercare.

26:28 It's basically daycare. And so we were playing soccer outside and the soccer ball went to. This pool in the middle of the field. Why have a pool in the middle of the field and have a soccer ball, You're gonna you're gonna accidentally hit the middle pool. I kicked the pool. The try kicking the soccer ball as hard as I can and then my foot just bleeding. They went the little my mom and then that same day I couldn't even walk at the time because my foot was like so I sat there and correct and it look, here's the other. Part you need. It's his own show. And so I have a nine year old in the same way. Didn't you get him cranked up and starting? No going away?

27:08 Like I know, but we running a time. Okay, one. Give him the mic. My mom took three hours just to get me to the urgent care because she had to do work. Isn't like saving your son's foot instead of having him be in crutches for his whole life or in a wheelchair. So then we absolutely rushed to the urgent care. That it took we were as soon as we got there, they they I couldn't even walk inside. So the one lady was like. Rushing with the wheelchair is trying to bring it to me, and so that at that time they rushed me inside of a room because like I took my shoe off.

27:49 Oh my god, there's so much food because it was like at least a six six, like a ten inch. Like all the way. Okay, that's enough all the way. And he does that to us too. Okay, okay, thanks, Yeah, I'm just treating like a fair pipe nut here. Okay, your official pipe nut now, Okay, now I want to talk about too. It was very sad about Shannon Doherty. Okay, how did that happen? Was that cancer? How did that happen? Have you been like the hurricane didn't last for ten years? Okay, she's been. Yeah, she's been fighting cancer for many years now.

28:33 And I stopped following her like when that show stopped. Like yeah, yeah, and even like her and Alyssa Milano had bad blood from that show and even Alissa Mono Milano did a tribute to her. But yeah, it's always a shame with cancers. She's fifty three years old, you know. And cancer is a cancer is a bee within it? And uh you know is a b I. B I trans Canada Highway? That's what we say. Here, Yeah, because exact because Canada is will be with an itch. No, it's a B I Trans Canada Highway.

29:17 And where does it take you to. Coast to coast? Does it take you from one to another? Yes? Like that's that's gonna be the route I can. I can have that die, so I can have a different b H in every province in Canada and I can use that highway. That's right? Is that what that means? I think that's your head, But you know it's true. Well, the fact that you said you can have a different one in each providence in Canada, so you know you're everywhere.

29:59 Yeah, he's It's like channeling the spirit of the emperor, you know, the ancient Chinese emperor who had twenty thousand concubines or something. Well, my goal before I die, My goal before I die is to have a group on pipe main group US sold in every country in the world. And how many have you sold? You you'd be surprised rebels' answer my question. To answer that question because I have lost count Oh. She was there? How many did they call in and buy them? Yes? And I'd have to tell them it's fake and they can't buy it. And they didn't believe me when I told them that.

30:44 Right, I don't believe you right now, and you're telling me I don't believe it's true. I think we should print out. Coupons for that, right, so they can't win. Like a prim say this is not real. It's got to say that on the on the thing. But we should have that printed so you can hand them out to people. There you go, Well, Shannon did fight a very hard fight. It is sad fifty three years old to pass away a cancer. And no matter again, no matter whether you like somebody, don't like somebody fan not fan, cancer is a bitch. And you know it sucks when we lose people to cancer. So we're gonna have a moment of non silence because that's dead air on the radio for Shannon Doherty. We could do like a house, well, could we do doctor forton a class?

31:38 I don't know. Is that what Canadians do when people die? They class? No? No, I was just making I don't know, and apply there celebration. You know the heart that hands are actually connected to the heart, so it's like the hands are the heart. It's like heart heart filled. So these Canadians, baby, they sit there and they talk about how nice they are and then they clap when people die. A minute, Wait a minute, now, in New Orleans they have a big old procession of you know, dancing and music and everything else, So why. Can't are they clapping? Are different that's a celebration of life.

32:23 You're happy somebody's debt. Okay, fireworks, it could be your own way of making music. To show no clapping is what happens when the music stops and people like the music. That's right. So here's the thing. Speaking of a group on in every country in the world. We have brought doctor Nicole fort and on to talk about Chinese medicine and how traditional Chinese medicine can help us with dating and that that one where like I'm thinking, and that's kind of a fetish if you use an acupuncture during a date. But maybe maybe that's what I know.

33:09 Maybe it is a bit of a fetish to you know, wouldn't. That be like a red flag if like you're on a date and they just take out a bunch of needles. Yeah? How about what I asked to see their tongue. It's like, show me your tongue to show me. That's that's just awkward. Why do you ask to see their tongue? Do you do that? Yeah? Because a lot you can tell. Okay, that's like the first Yeah, I love talking about that. The tongue reflects your internal condition, your internal body. You can see a lot from a person based on their tongue health, the shape, the size, the coding. Yeah, looks like like on the sides. Is that like dehydration or something or a little like flame dampness?

34:00 Yeah, I got gummy bears you. Oh yeah, I'm like it looks blue like. A blue. Yeah. Yeah, so that can be everybody. Show your time. Oh gosh, did you have to underneath your tongue clipped? It's rather long. The group. I don't even have a tattoo. I don't have tattoos either, a lizard. I had a next boy friend one time. Now you understand, Now you understand why they want the group on. That's yeah, well that is that is something that someone would consider in choosing a mate.

34:44 Yes, in Chinese medicine, is that what they use? Like if you go on a date in Chinese medicine, do you ask to look at their tongue first to determine whether you should go out on a date with them? I personally would sneak look at it, you know, like when they're talking, or I would assess that like, oh god, I have I have had too many drinks before, and just you know, ask the whole bar. Show me your tongue. I still am confused. What are you looking for or what do you not want to see? Well, something really hairy or like yeah, we're deep.

35:26 People have hairy tons. Well yeah, like you're supposed to be shaving your tongue. You didn't know that, Rachel. No, no, don't put that out. I don't know. There is, like there are something and it can all be worked on, but like there's you know, if you've ever seen someone with a deep, deep crack in the middle of their tongue that can you know there can be some deep emotional stuff. Or doing too much son butt sonny. Yeah, oh could affect are connected. Wow, But seriously, the tongue tells everything. Like when I go to my natural path, she looks at my tongue and she tells me everything that's wrong, and she's like, right on the money. You had sushi last night, didn't you.

36:15 I'm like, yeah, I am fascinated. Yeah. You can tell what somebody ate by their tongue, their skin color. You can tell what what Oregon has a problem. You can you can really Yeah, I mean your your tongue doesn't lie. Your tongue well next to next to your next to your butthole. It's the closest thing to gauging how your internal health is. I would rather show you my tongue to really. Yeah, that's a that's an option if you want to come see me and you want to show me your tongue or your butthole's I don't want to. But I have very based on my butthole, I have very small problems. If you think about it, they are connected, right, No, And.

37:04 That was like dermatology department. Well, if you think about it, they are connected. Hey, everybody looking at Franzel trying to block his ears from the Earbut. I know what, Okay, we'll make this like PG. Okay, not even PG thirt two. That's hard. Listen, he said he likes adult shows. Listen this kid. You catch them. Kids today they have access to these devices and they go on YouTube and they watch worse stuff than we even know what to find. Am I right? Okay? One thing I'm going to say is so one time I was with my friends. We were I was at my friend's house. They're sitting here trying to search of the weirdest, the worst thing a kid had ever watched.

37:54 They were were searching a porn and I'm like, get off of that. I might get off because I've gotten in trouble for him. Also, also, so my grandfather said something about what they had. He said something about bad, but the one thing I said was, oh, I remember this from Taylor Ship because baby, we got bad, but we used to be mad. And then also my friend was battling cancer. Two of my friends, both of them were my best friends. They're still in my school. One of them she she she's the young one of the youngest ones in my class. And also so my friend, one of my friends, he's like one of we're me and him and the girl that fought cancer that's in my class. We're all friends because we're the top in our in the third grade. We were the top kids in our third grade class, Like we were like the smartest kids.

38:55 And how did we get from YouTube to this? That's why I want to know. We have to get back. Yeah, so tell us the last part m very good. Okay, So Nicole, tell us what we need to do to date based on the perspective of Chinese medicine traditional well, and this can. Be relevant to a nine year old because you know, Friendzell, maybe this is something you're going to be taking care of your health and you want to live a nice, long, happy health and maybe you know, do all the adult things later so you can take care of your diet and you're fun and not extend to much energy. Conserve that.

39:44 Another thing with the ears, Okay, the ears are a big thing. I'll check out someone's ears and considering considering a mate. Because a dude with hairy ears that's a turn off, right. Well, that can be treated. That's like, you know, that's fine. What do you for in the ears? Okay, so you would check out the size of the ears. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah, or just like the size. So in general the ears, the ears indicate the level of risk, the ability to take risks. I mean big ears, like you go to like a casino in Vegas, Like you check out people's ears, like they're probably like big their risk takers, you know, and that could be with financially.

40:30 That's weird. That's weird because I'm a huge risk taker and uhs, my ears are not big at all. Yeah, I think they're pretty fair size. Okay, rebel maybe maybe as a quick as a quick okay here a nice okay, also good rebel when they have to put on you O good more rounded. Yeah, and then okay, Rachel, oh yeah, okay, a little bit of the extra point. You have a point like a like a like a like like like like an elf. Yeah yeah yeah yeah, like lords of things. Okay, yeah, Friandzell.

41:15 Let's see sorry, let's say. Okay, good, it's a good year. Good ear lobe. Okay. The the pointy ones is like whimsical fun, you know, yeah, people break. Up with too much. Is it whimsical fun or crazy? Like it's certifiably insane fun? Mm hmm borderline. Yeah, the line, right, what else about it? It's like, if they're really close to the head, they're good listeners. If they're a bit out, it's kind of like, you know, they might hear what they want to hear. But it's also just all relative. This is all comparison. It's not set in stone. But this is over observation, over millennia.

42:04 There's actually a great you know, facial diagnosis or facial reading is amazing. Next, I would say the mouth, the lips, The mouth is the most sensual area. Yeah, so the mouth is like what we take take in, our ability to take in. So it's like you know, maybe someone with big, full lips would you know, be after more like indulgence. What about if they're from Florida? What about from Florida? Because every woman in Florida has big lips because. Real right, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well there's one ancient there's a in an ancient practice, there's a bit of a cautionary tale for a man with big, a big, full lower lip that you know, indulging in things to be cautious not having too many too many women or you know, mistresses, because that will be as financial ruin.

43:04 So we're thinking of like Steve Harvey type, right. Sure, yeah, that's a good example. Yes, what's his history? Like, I don't know has he been married? I think he's married, he's married yet, but I don't know. We don't know. What other tips can you give us for dating? Okay? So well, I mean knowing your element, knowing your personality. You can have your charts, your your birth date analyzed. Like astrology. You know there's the Western astrology, there's also Chinese astrology which is very in depth, and can you know you can match with a certain partner or just know what elements maybe would help balance you out. So but yeah, I think that, like for the most part, it's you know, you want to look at, well, what's important to you? What do you value? Do you value someone that takes care of their health, is going to live long time? Or is it bit? You know, we can flimsy, you can tell a little bit because you know, it's just we're just reading the vibe and expressions. What else the eyes? The eyes tell no secrets.

44:05 I always say that because that eyes never can lie like you can. Yet you always wear sunglasses. Yeah, like red flag dating. You've ever been on like dating sites and it's like if someone only has pictures with their sunglasses, you're like, no instant. Yeah, I can. I can look at people's eyes and I can tell whether they're lying, whether they're thinking, whether they're making up a story, whether they're telling the truth, whether they're being devious, whether they're multiple things like that. And you can't control it. You could have the best poker face, but you can't control the eyes.

44:46 Yeah, the eyes in the mouth are the most expressive things on our on our you know, body or makeup. What else might you consider? Well, there was the thing about rituals to expel X. Oh, yeah, I I want to hear about money. That's kind of creepy. Yeah, there's an oil. Wait wait wait, okay before well, because you want to like clear the energy and move on, right, but okay, before that, I pulled my expert panel on this dating advice, and someone pulled up from from the Yellow Emperor's Classic. It's like our traditional textbooks that are passed on for thousands of years, and the emperor advises or the master, he says, in choosing a mate, the physician would be greatly remiss if he failed to recommend that his patient first sample the goods.

45:41 I'm all for that. That's why the group. Yeah, yeah, so that's kind of funny. Oh and another one, Yeah, take their pulse. We we can also check someone's pulse and see their constitution. Who could tell what they've been eating and drinking and whatever? The right? Yeah exactly, yes, thanks rebel. That's like, yeah, if they're lifeless, don't go there, but take their pulse. If it speeds up when you sit on their lap and they remain seating, it's a good sign. Now, how do you go about taking their puls that are more apparent when somebody's sitting on their lap?

46:27 Stop it there is a child person yeah, you know, just yeah, okay. But anyways, with the rituals to expel xes, I think many cultures burning things is a big thinks it's burning his body, like burning. It was. That would definitely get rid of it. This one, this one spoke about burning their underwear, specifically wearing it. I don't know that would be. But you know what, Actually, just recently I saw an Instagram story. I was following someone and they were at a divorce party recently. So they had they had a big, you know, bonfire, and they were like they were tossing in clothes and all like everything, you know. And then at the end of the divorce party, this woman was proposed to.

47:28 That. That must have been in like West Virginia or something, right, probably No, Seriously, I know about the divorce parties because I have a friend that did that, and I think that's the most brilliant thing ever because it was the most amiable divorce ever and they were taking and putting a spot positive spin on it and like starting and celebrating the new life instead of mourning the past life. So I think everybody should be a divorce party and have all the divorce attorneys fired because divorce attorneys they just energy and is something that's over. I just to me, it's a case.

48:08 I mean, it's well, it's it's. It's better than going to court and fighting. Don't you think you're gonna do that anyways? No, they didn't. They didn't fight at all. They had this party and that was the end of their marriage and they moved on. That was it. It was one day instead of years of fighting. I think it's a better way to go. I think it's healthier. Yeah, you know, it's good communication. It's not always the case, you know. I also, my kids will tell you I'm friends with most every person I've ever dated, because, like, there's no reason to be hateful with other people. You know, just because it doesn't work out romantically, it doesn't mean you can't be friends, you know, that's how you are. Yeah, and he has a lot of girlfriends. I've witnessed this recently.

48:59 They're all chasing after him. He's playing Xbox and all these girls are bothering me. He's like this girl, she just keeps blowing up my phone. His ex blows up his phone. That's what he just said. Okay, so we're at the end of this show though, So Nicole, why don't you tell everybody how they can reach out to you. Connect you on socials, check out your website, check out your podcast, check out your live show, check everything out. That is the Language of Healing and the Doctor Nicole Forton. Yes, thank you, Thank you. I Am can be found on the web at the Language of Healing podcast dot com.

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50:34 I like, they should talk to you about some health advice and things that you can help them with and reach out to you about that. Yeah, you can reach out and we could do a little you know, like consult and if you want to check out yours or your tongue. Yeah yeah, show me your tongue, send me those. That's my new intro line when I meet a woman, That's what I'm gonna do form now at. The festival pretty close, right, I know. Especially at the festivals, that's my new line, like show me your tongue. And speaking of festivals, this weekend on the Pipeman Radio Tour is Incarceration at the Shawshank Prison Badass Festival. Everybody, if you have if you haven't gotten your tickets yet, if they even have any left, find them and go. It's at the Ohio State Reformatory, which is where Shawshank Redemption was filmed. It was a real prison.

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