June 7, 2024

The Pipeman Presidential Verdict, Can Panthers Lose Stanley Cup Again, Oh and Some Relationship Crap

This week is Season 18, Episode 19. The verdict is in and path is cleared for a Pipeman Presidency whether it's commanding the PipeNuts from jail, house arrest, or one of the festivals on The Pipeman Radio Tour.
 
Pipeman is a Devils fan who lives in...

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Season 18

This week is Season 18, Episode 19. The verdict is in and path is cleared for a Pipeman Presidency whether it's commanding the PipeNuts from jail, house arrest, or one of the festivals on The Pipeman Radio Tour.

Pipeman is a Devils fan who lives in Florida so who is he routing for in The 2024 Stanley Cup. Well, he is happy the Rangers went bye bye. Will Pipeman route for the home team or will he defect to Canada so he can avoid conviction and win the Presidency and rule both countries.

Oh, and we know how Pipeman loves to talk relationships instead of having one so let's talk some wacky relationship crap.

Plus more info on upcoming festivals on The Pipeman Radio Tour and how to WIN Tickets. Listen to the whole show for your cue to WIN!

The Adventures of Pipeman is broadcast live Wednesdays at 1PM ET and Music & Positive Interviews daily at 8AM ET on W4CY Radio (www.w4cy.com) and replays on K4HD Radio (www.k4hd.com – Hollywood Talk Radio part of Talk 4 Radio (www.talk4radio.com) on the Talk 4 Media Network (www.talk4media.com). The Adventures of Pipeman TV Show is viewed on Talk 4 TV (www.talk4tv.com).

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they know what I'm gonna say in this show in

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multiple fronts, and so they're trying trying to stop the

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Pipe Man, but they will never stop the Pipe Man.

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This is the Adventures of Pipe man here on W

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nuts either, so let's bring the pipe nuts on so

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they we can make a stand against these people trying

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to thwart the show. It was weird, Yeah, it was

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for all people out there that are technically challenged, when

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all else fails, restart your computer. It fixes almost everything right,

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one that is correct. And see, he's our residential pipe

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nut that knows about these things because he is technologically savvy.

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And still he has to restart the computers at times

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all the time. Yeah, and Rebel, Rebel's not technologically savvy,

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and she has to restart the computer more than most people.

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No, the computer just does things. And it's funny because

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right before the show, it wouldn't recognize my microphone. But

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the microphone is attached to the camera, So it's like,

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how in the world did that happen? I had to

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refresh the browser. Somebody's trying to shut us up.

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Well, I woke up this morning, okay, So let me

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back up for a second. You know, as everybody knows,

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I do lots of interviews, a lot of music interviews,

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a lot of professional interviews. I d I'm separate from

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the live show. So if you're not catching those, go

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to the Adventures of Pipeman dot Com or to any

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podcast outlet that you use. Ihear Pandora, Spotify, Amazon Music, Apple,

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YouTube Music. There is no more Google podcasts, so you

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can't go there. That's now YouTube Music and Deezer. The

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list could go on. Just go wherever. Okay, some places

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you'll just hear it, other places you'll you'll watch it.

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But you can catch all the pipemin interviews that don't

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appear in the show. This is one interview that was

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a it was a great interview, a legend, okay, And

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there was a lot of hate comments coming into the YouTube,

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and I'm like, what's up with these people? And hey,

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I'm like I responded, I'm like, why are you gotta behaveful? Well,

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now the pipe Man was in the news this morning.

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for when there's anything I've been to do with the

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radio station or me that is showing up on Google.

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Adventures of pipe Man W four Cy Radio all are

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all over Google this morning because of that interview.

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Nice.

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Nice, would you like to know why? Well, you know

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what they say. No, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Okay,

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I don't like what they did. These a lot of

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these reporters did and has nothing to do with me

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because I didn't do anything. But basically, here's what happened.

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Legendary drummer that I interviewed from a few bands originally

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originally formed a band Cactus and Vanilla Fudge from way back.

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basically played with everybody, and you gotta go check out

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the interview. But he basically said in that interview, and

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this is what was reported all over the news. It

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reported that I interviewed him, and it was on this show,

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and that's true. Like there's times that people I don't know,

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think Zeppelin's metal. There's people who have said Mountain is metal,

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and they're probably closer. But you know, metal evolved through

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metal today, you know. And so there were common.

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Yeah who was Well, yeah, considered But are they metal?

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They're not really metal if you think about it. They're

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blues rock and roll, you know, they just just because

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they got a little heavier doesn't make them metal.

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No, I was just agreeing with you.

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can stay there's.

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A perfect example. You know, here's the younger generation saying, no,

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that's not metal, led Zepp. Then yes, people may have

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considered that doesn't make them metal, okay, just like a

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lot of hair metal bands, once they became hair metal,

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are they really metal? Like? Since when does heavy metal

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include just acoustic guitars. That's the whole point is it's

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it's heavy. That's why it's called heavy metal. Okay.

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In the eighties, anything that wasn't like what your parents

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were listening to was heavy metal.

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Well, exactly my point. That doesn't mean it actually is.

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So now you have genres like death metal and black metal.

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like serious metal heads, considered metal. So but what really

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caused the news was this conversation, and the main part

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of it was that my guest said, in his opinion,

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Black Sabbath is not metal, it's it's hard rock. Now,

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there could be varying viewpoints on that, but his point

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he had a point to it because you know, I

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would say they are considered. They are considered. That's why

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there was a lot of stuff that they are the

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godfathers of metal. Like they are the originators of metal.

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And part of that is you know, Tony Iomi. I

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don't know if you know the story of the guitarist,

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do you rebel or one?

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No?

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I think you might have told us part of it.

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And the name sounds really familiar, but I'm not recognizing it.

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So he's one of the most famous guitars, and he

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is famous also for the heavy metal guitar sound. What

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happened was there was an accent. He worked in a

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factory and there was an accent, and his fingers got

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chopped off. So he had to figure away to play

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the guitar differently to accommodate for that. So there's some

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motivation for you. You know, people complain about their lives,

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they complain about what's going on out there, they complain

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about little things. You have somebody like this who literally

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lost parts of his fingers and comes out ahead of

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the game because of it. Because and to me, it's

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because he didn't look at the problem. He needed to

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find a solution, and he did and basically that sound

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of his guitar, that's where people say was the beginning

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of heavy metal. Now, my guess was carmina piece and

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I think there's people out there that maybe I don't know,

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they have something to say about everybody, and they don't

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even know. The guy was the nicest guy. I think

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it was a great interview. He has his opinions from many,

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many years in the business and as somebody that has

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seen the transformation. So, you know, Black Sabbath godfathers of metal,

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but art would somebody today consider them actually have a

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heavy metal Let's hear from the younger generation. What do

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Uh, I haven't really heard enough songs to save their

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heavy metal or not. But what I've heard sounded like

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heavy metal.

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he mainly too. He's like, you know, Ozsy was hard rock,

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not metal, and there's a lot of songs that definitely

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are not metal that Ozzie does rebels rolling her eyes.

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Let's hear what she has to say.

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What category would you put Iron Maiden in?

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I would put him into metal. I don't think Iron

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Maiden and Ausy are the same thing, but I do

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think Ozzie is like the god one of the godfathers

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of metal. But like, there's lots of songs that he

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does that are not metal whatsoever? You know?

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Okay, do you feel there's a difference between metal and

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heavy metal?

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There shouldn't be, and maybe there is because it is

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one thing, it's heavy metal and in there no metal.

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No metal is just like a nickname for heavy metal.

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It's one in the same, but people may separate it.

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It's like, okay, so how how do you separate?

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Ozzy Osborne led Zeppelin in.

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All right, let's let's do a test here. Okay, here's

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what we'll do in this situation. Because there is a

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website you can go to, or not a website, you

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can just google what And that's what I'm doing right now.

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What genre is Black Sabbath?

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Then then after you get that answer, and here's.

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What we're gonna do. We're gonna live with this answer.

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Whatever this answer is. This is what we're gonna live with,

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right And because that's what everybody does nowadays anyway, they

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see some headline and that's that's their opinion. Now so,

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but that is not the case. I'm gonna enter. Are

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you ready?

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I guess.

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Black Sabbath is a heavy metal band that originated in Birmingham, England,

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in nineteen sixty eight. The band's sound is characterized by

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dark lyrics as a heavy metal feature, often about occultism

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and drugs, also a heavy metal feature. Thicker, louder music

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with more riffs, also a heavy metal feature. Dissident music

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used the tritone or Devil's chord. Again metal, extreme volume,

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also metal dark demonic. Subject matter themes include war, social chaos,

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the supernatural, the afterlife, and the conflict between good and evil.

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All metal. So there it is.

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Here's another one. Here's another one.

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Metal should stay in metal, and everybody.

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Wasn't so you you typed it into Google, you type

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it into Google, I asked chat jupute. One genre is

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Black Sabbath. Here's what Chad Jupt had to say. Black

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Sabbath is primarily known as a pioneering band in the

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genre of heavy metal. They are often credited with creating

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and defining the sound of heavy metal music, characterized by heavy,

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distorted guitar riffs, dark and gloomy lyrics, and powerful intent

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and sound. Their music also incorporates elements of hard rock

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and blues rock.

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There it is, so there you go.

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If you're gonna incorporate, if you're gonna incorporate, blues rock

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and the other one. Then led Zeppelin fits right back

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in the.

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Metal I'm gonna read Zeppelin. Now, I'm gonna read Zeppelin again. Put,

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and then one can do the chat GBT one, I put,

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what genre is led Zeppelin? Led Zeppelin is often considered

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a hard rock and heavy metal band, but their style

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is individualistic and draws from many sources, including blues, folk, psychedelia, soul, reggae,

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and Celtic and Arabic music. They are often credited with

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creating the blueprint for heavy metal and inspiring other hard

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rock bands to include acoustic elements in their music. Led

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Zeppelin was also one of the first bands to experiment

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with Indian and North African music.

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There you go, Yeah said pretty much the same thing.

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Okay, So now what Carmine did say is he felt

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the start of metal was Metallica, and what he was

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talking about is a certain kind of guitar playing. Okay,

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And so I'm going to read the Metallica one. I mean,

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there's no doubt they're heavy metal, but let's see category.

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Metallica is an American pop band that pretends to be

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heavy metal. No, I'm just kidding. I love Metallica, but

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I could resist that. Metallica is an American heavy metal

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band that helped develop the thrash metal and speed metal

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subgenres in the eighties. Their early work is considered essential

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to development of thrash metal, which is characterized by fast tempos,

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complex guitar riffs, and double bass drumming. Metallica's sound also

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incorporates elements of sledge metal, which some say has been

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present in their music since load and even in the

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nineteen eighties. Okay, so this is a good one for

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me to read there, and I'll tell you why, Okay,

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because that differentiated things right there. Okay, because so Metallica

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is more known as thrash and speed metal with some

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sludge instead of just heavy metal. So maybe it's the

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bands like Iron Maiden, like Zeppelin, like Sabbath that are

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just heavy metal. What were you gonna say, one.

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No, I was agreeing with you, Chaji PETI told me

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pretty much the same thing. I don't know. I see

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led Zeppelin mores like classic rock.

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They're definitely classic rock, and they're definitely.

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They play on the classic rock station.

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Now, they're definitely bluesy rock. They're definitely psychedelic rock.

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You know, there are still awesome and their music is cool.

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There aren't many metal bands that you think of when

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when you think of taking LSD. Led Zeppelin is a

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band you think of if you're taking LSD. That's wait

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wait wait wait wait wait. They are known for it.

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The movie song remains the same, plays in the midnight

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theater forever for the teenagers that are tripping on acids

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so they can watch this movie all right.

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And and for your PSA today, we are not condoning, encouraging,

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and we are not saying that the band encourages this either.

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I'm sure their spokesperson would say they do not condone

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that activity, thank you very much.

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Well, Satan condones it.

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So that's why it's Satan doesn't plain that band.

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Jimmy Page lived at Alistair Crowley's house, who is the

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most famous Satan worshiper ever, and there is rumors back

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in the day that that's the reason Zeppelin broke up

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is because bad things kept happening in a band because

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of the thing. So Hale, well, how do you know

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how you know Satan's not playing through Jimmy Page.

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That would be him playing through someone with Satan himself

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did not play in their band.

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All right, so hey, can you do me a favor one?

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Can you pull up and let's put on the screen

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some of the news sources of pipe Man in the

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news today, Like this is why with shows Rebel, you know,

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this is why I don't put everything in the description

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or we don't follow everything, because we're a live show.

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Things happen between that time and this time. And literally

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I woke up this morning to this and I'm not

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sure what to think of it. I'm kind of you know,

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part of me was, Oh, that's not the way I

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want to be in the news, but other part of

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me was, yes, it is, and another part of me

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was like, wow, you know, that was awful nice of

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them because they gave me personal It was nice of

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them because they gave credit to the show in the station,

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like they didn't have to do that. And you know,

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they didn't say anything bad. They just there it is.

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Yeah, this is what I'm saying now. Black Sebath is

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in heavy Metal, drum Lege and Karmena pieces.

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That's all pipe Bad that one of them, which one?

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Which ones? Are those right there?

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It's by the Ultimate Guitar Blabbermouth, dot Net and metal Addicts.

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By the way, blabbermouth is is huge. Okay, so let's

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open the blabbermouth one. Okay, look there it is right

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at the top. Zoom in a little bit there to

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the Adventures of Pipe Man and W four CY Radio.

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Oh my god, they talked about you exactly.

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But yes, as legendary drummer, Carmen A Piece was recently

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interviewed on the Adventures of Pipemin, which airs on W

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FOURCY Radio, and then he goes.

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And talks about the pipe Man. So okay, so listen,

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I'm bringing this up because we have to give a

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kudos to one and they forgot to mention him in

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the piece. But I had one do a lot of

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work to that interview because there were bad internet connections

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and freezers and stuff to make sure it was good

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enough to put out there on video. Now I'm kind

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of wondering if we should have done that, because listen,

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Carmine is amazing, per amazing drummer, a legend, and our job,

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in my opinion, is to make them all look good.

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And he is good, and he's got great stuff going on.

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This ban Cactus is like legendary and it's been put

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back together with like special stars in it like d Snyder,

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like Ted, like Ted Nugent, like Joe Bonamasa. There's a

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whole bunch of people on this new on this album

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and stuff. So everybody's got to check out the new

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Cactus stuff. Check out Carmine piece. He's and what an

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amazing dude. So, like whatever anybody wants to say. People

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are entitled to opinions. Why in twenty twenty four people, No,

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it's a genre. If you have an opinion, you know

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how many gatekeepers there has been in metal that don't

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consider bands metal that you know, just like you know

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when I was in the eighties and Motley went glam,

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It's like, oh, they're not metal anymore, you know, same

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with a lot of those bands. And see rebels still

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are are they? Do you still? Do you still like

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the Motley Crue, the Motley Crue That I say that

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because my dad used to call me and my friends

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at the Motley Crue.

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See, I will always have a special place in my

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heart for Motley Crue and Poison. I love you guys.

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We were good talk about relationships on this show. But

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should we talk about Nicki instead?

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No, we're not going to talk about Nicki instead, we're

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going to talk about relationships in general.

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Okay, why is there something else?

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Is there's something? Oh, there's tons of things we could

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talk about. But you know, like we're missing someone today.

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Did you drop the nut?

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Yeah, well sometimes that happens. See, you know, uh, get

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two pairs, but now you're down to one exactly. So

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let's also talk about something else that's going on. You

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can't see it in my background up there because my

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name is covering it. But basically that's the pipe Man

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for pres promo that we've ran for years, except I

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updated it. And so pipe Man has decided that he

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is going to break the law so that he can

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win the Yet, so he can win the presidency, I

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feel the only way to I feel the only way

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to win the presidency now is to become a convicted

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felon at least thirty six times over. No, well, wait,

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it's the new trend. Come on.

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No, it makes you, It makes you, It makes you

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trustworthy in front of everyone, and everyone will vote. They

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will vote for you.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so people make mistakes, you know, it happens.

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So everybody's human, and we have to we have to

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keep that in mind.

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Everybody's wait everybody's human. All right.

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That's a harsh word to use these days. I'm so sorry,

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so offend everybody.

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Now you're excluding the aliens, Okay, we cannot exclude them.

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They're part of our society, So.

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Sorry to exclude anyone, all right. For those running for president,

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you don't need to go and commit felonies just to

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get stuff on your record.

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And I've already been promised by my followers that if

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I can do more than thirty four counts of felonies,

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they will vote for me. I've been that's been promised

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to me.

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So are you talking to harsh harsh ones, because you

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could easily, you know, knock off a few. What are

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you going for? The higher kinds of felonies? Are the

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lower like barely a felony just right over misdemeanor type

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of thing.

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Well, listen, did you hear what happened too to my opponent? Okay,

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he's said in a speech after the scenario, he said

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to all his followers. Well, maybe not to them directly,

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let's not say that, but he said, if he is

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it goes to prison or is it on house arrest,

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that something bad is going to happen in America so

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that's kind of like eerie enough. That's kind of like

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a similar thing that was said m sometime in January

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a little while back.

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You tell.

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She doesn't get it, Okay, welland knows I'm not gonna

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tell you. I'm not gonna tell you for a sixth time, rebel.

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Yeah, which time? I mean which January? January?

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Oh no, that was clone number two.

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I know, right, you're not very good at You're not

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very good at not getting blocked. Which, by the way,

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Oh my god, I forgot about that. Last week's butthole

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show got blocked. Oh man, it was great.

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And I again this week keep saying that word.

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I appealed it, and the pipe man won, just like

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the pipe Man's going to win the presidency. As long

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as I get thirty six spelonies, that's my goal. My

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goal before the Republican National Convention or the Democratic National Convention,

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I don't care which convention is to get thirty six spelonies.

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Oh that's something to put on the list of things

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to do, isn't it.

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Well it would be kind of cool though. It will

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be kind of cool, you know, doing my show, uh

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and running the country all from some fed club fed

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country club.

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Oh yeah, well, there you go.

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Except I don't know if they have they would let

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me have Wi Fi.

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I mean some some Canuary sixers are still in there

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and they get Fi.

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No, they have contraband they're they're using cell phones that

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they're not allowed to have.

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Just where do they things when they.

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All kinds of places? Sometimes up their butt?

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I don't want That is called the wallet.

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That's why it's called a butt dial.

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Oh my god, next time you do that, I'm just

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going to think about that and laugh my butt off.

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You know, see what I did then happen today?

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Sometimes you just clint a little too much and he

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accidentally dials people.

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Exactly. Or when there's like prison sex going on.

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Oh there's a lot going up there, isn't it.

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Yeah. Well, you know, you guys see how much you

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can you guys test the test the walls.

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Yeah, speaking of testing things. On the Language of Healing Tuesday,

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you mentioned something about faking orgasms, and we said we're

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going to talk about that.

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We are because we're going to go to relationships in

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like a few minutes and we'll talk about it in there.

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But I do want to talk about one more thing

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having to do with the presidency. Okay, So I I

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want to ask a question. I think. Okay, but let's

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say in July he gets sentenced. Now, first of all,

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how come in the Constitution they don't have something that

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says a convicted felon cannot be president of the United

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States Because I think that's kind of weird. You can't

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vote for your Wait, you can't vote for yourself, but

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you can run, Like in certain states. They reinstated here

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in Florida, but it used to be in Florida you

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could not vote if you were a convicted felon. So

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you're a convicted felon, like depend on what state you're in.

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You can't vote for yourself.

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How illegal aliens can vote?

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Yeah, that's a whole nother subject. But how can you vote,

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not vote for yourself, but you can run? That makes

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zero sense to me. Now here's the r thing. If

460
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he does get sentenced to prison or house arrest, which

461
00:29:55.599 --> 00:29:59.480
quite could happen, whether you like him or not, think

462
00:29:59.519 --> 00:30:02.200
about how now this country looks that we have a

463
00:30:02.279 --> 00:30:05.759
president of the United States that is in prisons running

464
00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:09.440
the country, you know, from from a jail or from

465
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:13.880
a jail cell. Okay, and that people actually want this.

466
00:30:14.240 --> 00:30:17.200
Well, the question is the question is will he be

467
00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:19.799
running prison? Because if he can run a prison, then

468
00:30:19.799 --> 00:30:23.000
he can run the country. That's for sure, right, I

469
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:25.559
mean that's Biden can't most of the times, Biden can't

470
00:30:25.599 --> 00:30:29.200
even find the bathroom or he's way down the stage

471
00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:32.160
right unless he falls and trips, and like he's done

472
00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:33.039
multiple times.

473
00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:37.240
So I want to ask a couple things. First of all,

474
00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:40.119
I don't even know how they're going to do the

475
00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:44.559
secret service thing if they do prison, okay, But what

476
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:47.880
happens if he's doing the Stay of the Union address

477
00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:51.359
and one of the other inmates comes in sell and

478
00:30:51.400 --> 00:30:56.759
starts whacking them with locking a sock. Okay, it just

479
00:30:56.799 --> 00:30:59.079
starts beating the hell out of him. Or what if

480
00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:02.319
some other inmate it rapes him live during the State

481
00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:03.359
of Union address.

482
00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:05.920
That's what I call history.

483
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:10.160
Just to clarify, I don't think they put former police

484
00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:15.839
or government people in prison with general population.

485
00:31:16.240 --> 00:31:20.519
What if that happens? What if what if the president

486
00:31:20.559 --> 00:31:25.240
whoever becomes president decides to put him in gen pop?

487
00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:29.200
Okay, So, since you're gonna win the election this year,

488
00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:30.640
are you gonna put him in gen Pop?

489
00:31:32.279 --> 00:31:35.880
No? I won't do that. Okay, I say the answer

490
00:31:36.039 --> 00:31:38.799
is solitary. That's the only way you could protect him.

491
00:31:39.200 --> 00:31:45.359
Like that's the thing though, Yeah, well yes, no, but

492
00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:52.839
better but better? All right? So forget that. And uh,

493
00:31:52.920 --> 00:31:56.240
I hope that word I said before doesn't get us

494
00:31:56.599 --> 00:32:00.640
whacked out. I'm not saying anything, But what do you

495
00:32:00.640 --> 00:32:04.720
guys think should we edit that word out later? Maybe

496
00:32:06.039 --> 00:32:08.279
you think, you know, you never know an ai what

497
00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:11.000
they're going to do. I think, where do you think one?

498
00:32:11.400 --> 00:32:12.720
I think we should be fine as long as we

499
00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:13.759
don't use it in title.

500
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:19.119
Okay, good, all right? So kind of why I edit it?

501
00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:22.680
Because this is this is America and we are able

502
00:32:22.680 --> 00:32:25.160
to say whatever we want on the radio like everybody

503
00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:34.519
else out there. Okay, but okay, so let's shift gears

504
00:32:34.559 --> 00:32:37.480
real quick to Stanley Cup playoffs. I was gonna wear

505
00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:41.319
my jersey today. It wasn't one of theirs. It's and

506
00:32:41.720 --> 00:32:45.920
I am actually I might root for Edmonton, to be honest.

507
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:51.119
It's Edmonton against against the Panthers. I am thoroughly happy

508
00:32:51.200 --> 00:32:53.839
that the Rangers got eliminated because there are a bunch

509
00:32:53.880 --> 00:32:57.920
of punks. Okay, but as a Devil's fan, as somebody

510
00:32:57.920 --> 00:33:01.680
that lives in Florida. Florida Panther games are boring as

511
00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:06.119
can be. Okay, it's not like the well it's not

512
00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:09.119
like the rivalry up north, Like people don't even go

513
00:33:09.119 --> 00:33:12.680
to the games here. Okay, there's I'm getting ten million

514
00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:16.039
emails to get tickets to the the Stanley Cup playoffs.

515
00:33:16.160 --> 00:33:19.480
That wouldn't happen if it were at the Rangers or

516
00:33:19.519 --> 00:33:22.920
the Devils or the Islanders or the Flyers. It's sold out.

517
00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:25.039
You're not getting in unless you buy.

518
00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:27.519
From turning the Panthers down. If they ever want to

519
00:33:27.559 --> 00:33:29.119
advertise for you know, on the.

520
00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:33.119
Station, well, if they want to advertise, they're gonna have

521
00:33:33.200 --> 00:33:37.519
to you know, win win the cup. Okay, because they

522
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:40.839
lost last year to a new team Las Vegas. Like,

523
00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:44.200
how good are you if you lose to the newest team? Okay,

524
00:33:44.240 --> 00:33:44.720
I don't know.

525
00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:48.680
Okay, Well, in all fairness, the Panthers play in Florida

526
00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:51.759
where it's hot, and Vegas they might get.

527
00:33:51.640 --> 00:33:55.319
A little Well that's what happens midway. That's what happens.

528
00:33:55.319 --> 00:33:58.279
Midway through the game. The ice starts melting, and that's

529
00:33:58.279 --> 00:34:00.319
how they got to the Stanley Cup. Because all the

530
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:03.039
other teams they're not used to that, so they don't

531
00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:03.960
know how to skate in that.

532
00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:09.119
Well it happens. Hey, whatever works works.

533
00:34:09.519 --> 00:34:12.679
But you know, Edmonton, you got Gretzky, which he kind

534
00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:15.000
of looked. I've been watching him during the Stanley Cup

535
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:19.199
because he's announcing. He looks weird. Oh, we have a comment.

536
00:34:19.559 --> 00:34:22.719
We have a comment. Let's address the comment, Rebel, and

537
00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:27.440
then we'll go to uh wished the Colorado Avalanche were

538
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:35.159
still in Well here's something okay, trivia. The New Jersey Devils,

539
00:34:35.320 --> 00:34:38.360
which I have an original logo. They were green and

540
00:34:39.119 --> 00:34:43.159
red like a Christmas tree originally. Where did they move

541
00:34:43.239 --> 00:34:46.800
from to New Jersey? Do you know? Wan? Do you know? Rebel?

542
00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:47.280
No?

543
00:34:47.400 --> 00:34:52.639
Does our listener know that? Commented I'm curious now, so

544
00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:57.079
the New Jersey? What devils they were from? They were

545
00:34:57.079 --> 00:34:59.920
from from another city, from another state.

546
00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:04.239
God forbid it be within the Southern states.

547
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:08.079
Right, No, it certainly isn't Louisiana because you guys don't

548
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:08.920
even have hockey.

549
00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:11.119
Oh oh no, look it up?

550
00:35:12.400 --> 00:35:14.280
Will we looking up pee Wee League?

551
00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:19.639
See if we have a hockey team. Now I was shocked.

552
00:35:20.840 --> 00:35:26.440
Well, they obviously aren't very good. They're not They're not

553
00:35:26.480 --> 00:35:31.119
going to beat the Panthers. Okay, here it is. Come on, Okay,

554
00:35:31.159 --> 00:35:34.559
you want the answer, guys, and then we'll go the relationships. Yes,

555
00:35:35.119 --> 00:35:40.800
the answer is the Colorado Rockies. He is absolutely correct.

556
00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:43.480
Let's let's put our winner up here on the board.

557
00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:47.800
Absolutely correct, just in time, right under the wire.

558
00:35:48.880 --> 00:35:52.559
So the Rockies moved to New Jersey and then Colorado

559
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:53.599
got the Avalanche.

560
00:35:54.159 --> 00:35:59.519
Yeah. It's like somebody who I tell them they could

561
00:35:59.559 --> 00:36:07.159
have just change their name. It could be that simple. Okay,

562
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:10.880
So we're going to talk about relationships. So Rebel wants

563
00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:14.480
to talk about fake orgasms. I want to talk about

564
00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:19.920
sober relationships only because not for any other reason, but

565
00:36:20.039 --> 00:36:23.559
I saw a thing just this morning, somebody that was

566
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:28.039
doing a video about exactly that, you know, making fun

567
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:32.559
of it, and as somebody that rarely drinks, I experienced

568
00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:35.719
the same thing as people that are trying to get

569
00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:40.039
off alcohol, you know. In other words, it's really rough

570
00:36:40.079 --> 00:36:43.719
when people are trying to get sober and they have

571
00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:48.519
these friends that want to keep them alcoholics. Okay, but

572
00:36:48.559 --> 00:36:52.039
then there's the other thing. There's somebody like me who

573
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:55.159
people that are drinkers when they're with you, they're very

574
00:36:55.239 --> 00:36:58.960
uncomfortable because they feel they can't drink because you're not drinking.

575
00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:01.639
Yeah, I go through those same things too.

576
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:04.320
Give them, I should give them more positive.

577
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:07.920
Because they're no no no no no no no no no.

578
00:37:08.280 --> 00:37:11.119
That never happens. What I get most of the time

579
00:37:11.280 --> 00:37:13.320
is like, what are you babysating and drink? You got

580
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:15.519
to catch up with us, like, you know, like they

581
00:37:15.559 --> 00:37:19.079
make it to where the social concept is if everyone's drinking,

582
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:20.199
you should be drinking too.

583
00:37:21.079 --> 00:37:24.559
Which so here's the thing too in relationships. But I

584
00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:26.239
will back up. I will say, well, I was in

585
00:37:26.280 --> 00:37:29.440
my twenties. I was working at Prudential Insurance and we

586
00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:31.440
used to go to this place, to rusty scupper in

587
00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:35.840
West Orange, New Jersey, every Friday. All the agents would go.

588
00:37:36.320 --> 00:37:39.519
I didn't drink at all. Like, once I hit twenty one,

589
00:37:39.559 --> 00:37:42.039
I stopped drinking because I never liked it to begin with.

590
00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:47.840
I did some, but I was never a big drinker.

591
00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:51.119
I never really liked it. But as a teenager, you know,

592
00:37:51.239 --> 00:37:53.400
you kind of had to do it type of thing.

593
00:37:53.400 --> 00:37:56.039
And then once I was twenty one, I was like stupid.

594
00:37:57.000 --> 00:38:02.440
But here's the thing. My friends, the other agents are like, yeah,

595
00:38:02.800 --> 00:38:07.280
you don't need to drink, You're just as much like

596
00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:11.280
us without the alcohol, and then you can turn it

597
00:38:11.360 --> 00:38:15.840
off and it's true, like who I am now, sue

598
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:19.920
I was in then there's a little glimpse into the past.

599
00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:23.440
I could be just as drunk as them without being drunk,

600
00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:25.800
you know. Is basically I always have to tell them

601
00:38:25.800 --> 00:38:26.960
I'm naturally like this.

602
00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:28.599
Could you imagine me or something?

603
00:38:29.159 --> 00:38:31.840
But to the world's.

604
00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:35.119
Point, I can tell you the story of two marriages

605
00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:41.119
and several dates about this sober thing. Okay, because the

606
00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:47.320
first wife thing one thing one hated that I didn't drink,

607
00:38:48.039 --> 00:38:50.519
and I didn't drink at all. Twelve years we were married,

608
00:38:50.559 --> 00:38:52.559
I drank a half of beer because she made some

609
00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:55.280
deal with me, because I wanted her to do something,

610
00:38:55.320 --> 00:38:57.039
and that was the deal she made for me to

611
00:38:57.119 --> 00:39:00.599
do that. And I couldn't even finish the beer. I

612
00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:03.239
could even finish the beer because I don't like the

613
00:39:03.320 --> 00:39:03.880
taste of.

614
00:39:03.840 --> 00:39:04.920
It and so.

615
00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:11.559
And so. Yeah, I mean, she was always uncomfortable with that.

616
00:39:11.599 --> 00:39:13.519
And if you look at other people, like my father

617
00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:17.400
was an alcoholic and my stepmother was an alcoholic. But

618
00:39:17.719 --> 00:39:21.800
my stepmother used to feed my dad's drinks because so

619
00:39:21.880 --> 00:39:24.760
that he would be the center of attention. Nobody would

620
00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:30.800
notice that she was the whack Yeah. Yeah, so that

621
00:39:31.280 --> 00:39:35.239
goes on too. But I've actually had women on dates

622
00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:39.159
tell me, you know, frankly, you know what it is

623
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:41.760
you got on these dates. And even if it's like

624
00:39:41.800 --> 00:39:43.800
they want to get a glass of wine, I don't

625
00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:46.480
like wine. You can have your wine. I don't care.

626
00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:48.440
And it's not even like I care if they drink.

627
00:39:48.679 --> 00:39:51.559
They don't. Even it's not even just alcoholics. It's somebody

628
00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:53.880
that maybe just drinks a glass of wine once in

629
00:39:53.880 --> 00:39:57.000
a while, and they won't order that wine because they're

630
00:39:57.119 --> 00:40:01.719
uncomfortable that you're not drinking. It's like, why do you

631
00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:07.079
give a crap? Okay? And I understand, well, usually because

632
00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:09.440
they know they have a problem. So then they're the

633
00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:12.000
only one visible. Going back to why I said, my

634
00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:15.000
dad and my stepmother. If my dad was not an alcoholic,

635
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:20.480
then my stepmother would have felt uncomfortable because everybody would

636
00:40:20.519 --> 00:40:25.519
be looking at her actions instead of his, you see.

637
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:29.559
So she didn't want to be the lush looking person.

638
00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:33.199
And so that's what happens with guys on dates if

639
00:40:33.239 --> 00:40:35.760
you don't drink. Because also there's a lot of women

640
00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:38.079
out there or people in general that think if you're

641
00:40:38.119 --> 00:40:40.199
a guy, you know, the manto thing. If you don't drink,

642
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:44.400
you must be some kind of woozy or something. You know. Well, no,

643
00:40:44.480 --> 00:40:46.679
because we're brought we were brought up in my day

644
00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:49.880
and age. We were brought up real men drink, and

645
00:40:50.400 --> 00:40:52.760
like you drink like a real man. You know, you

646
00:40:53.159 --> 00:40:56.920
don't you don't drink that girly stuff, right, yeah.

647
00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:00.840
Yeah, here is the manly thing.

648
00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:05.159
Yes, what it is, Yes, that is one of them,

649
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:09.679
but not like Gurley beer. And then you know stuff

650
00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:16.440
like Jack Daniel, Scotch, whiskey, Scotch, Vodkas, well, no, vodka's

651
00:41:16.519 --> 00:41:19.760
Gurley girly.

652
00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:22.719
Okay, how many?

653
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:23.559
How many?

654
00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:26.559
How many do you think I would look saying I

655
00:41:26.599 --> 00:41:29.320
want a margarita? Or can I get a sex on

656
00:41:29.360 --> 00:41:29.719
the beach?

657
00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:32.840
Or even a martini or even.

658
00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:34.960
A Martin Unless you're James Bond, you shouldn't be drinking

659
00:41:35.000 --> 00:41:36.039
martini first of all.

660
00:41:36.400 --> 00:41:40.559
Or a cosmo? Okay, people still drink those?

661
00:41:41.559 --> 00:41:42.840
What cosmos?

662
00:41:43.800 --> 00:41:47.639
Yeah, women drink those like you know, I have never.

663
00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:48.920
Met anyone that drinks a cosmo.

664
00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:52.760
I don't drink that. You're you're not banging the older

665
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:53.519
women then.

666
00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:56.239
But see like that, that's a difference. Like when you

667
00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:58.119
go to a bar and you say, let me get

668
00:41:58.119 --> 00:42:00.559
a cosmo as a man, people look too weird. But

669
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:02.199
if you say let me get a bullet to the head,

670
00:42:02.840 --> 00:42:04.679
they're like, oh, he drinks rings.

671
00:42:04.719 --> 00:42:09.000
Okay, yeah, you know what I mean. Oh God, okay,

672
00:42:09.199 --> 00:42:13.960
trivia driver, trivia question. What is a cement mixer?

673
00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:19.679
Dude? We'll let the ladies go first.

674
00:42:22.119 --> 00:42:27.119
So this is what bartenders. Female bartenders usually will give

675
00:42:27.440 --> 00:42:31.719
obnoxious guys that get too drunk and start being jerk

676
00:42:31.760 --> 00:42:35.800
offs and obnoxious. They buy them a shot. And the

677
00:42:35.840 --> 00:42:39.119
shot is a cement mixer. And what this cement mixer

678
00:42:39.199 --> 00:42:42.400
does is that a minute, it touches your mouth. It curdles,

679
00:42:42.679 --> 00:42:47.400
like curdled milk, because it's like it's like kolua and lime,

680
00:42:48.639 --> 00:42:51.679
and it's about as disgusting as it can be.

681
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:53.760
How many of those have you received?

682
00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:57.079
I haven't received in because I don't drink and get obnoxious,

683
00:42:57.480 --> 00:43:00.039
all right. I would I would be I would. I

684
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:02.719
would sit there because I was always friends with the bartenders,

685
00:43:02.719 --> 00:43:05.159
and I would watch it happen. It would be fun

686
00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:07.679
to watch some jerk off that I wanted to punch out.

687
00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:10.800
They would just you know, I was wanting to punch

688
00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:13.519
them out because they were being obligerent with the bartender,

689
00:43:13.719 --> 00:43:18.239
you know, and other people. And she would be like,

690
00:43:18.840 --> 00:43:23.159
don't worry about it. I got this handled. Watch all right.

691
00:43:23.199 --> 00:43:26.239
We just got to comment from Mary. Mary says I

692
00:43:26.280 --> 00:43:30.920
was broken up with because I didn't drink enough. See Mary,

693
00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:33.480
the only thing you need to drink enough of is water.

694
00:43:34.360 --> 00:43:35.159
We'll leave it at that.

695
00:43:36.119 --> 00:43:37.960
Water or tequila.

696
00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:41.400
Is the same thing.

697
00:43:41.559 --> 00:43:45.639
Yeah, So listen, what if you just lived on tequila?

698
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:49.440
Then life would be a party, wouldn't it.

699
00:43:50.920 --> 00:43:52.440
As long as it lasted? I guess.

700
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:56.800
Okay, so let's get to you, rebel. You wanted to

701
00:43:56.840 --> 00:43:58.440
talk about fake orgasms?

702
00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:01.679
No, no, no, no, who brought it up on the

703
00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:04.599
language of healing? Okay, something about fake or.

704
00:44:06.119 --> 00:44:10.119
Obviously you're not healed yet?

705
00:44:08.079 --> 00:44:16.800
Go well, no, no, no, what are your thoughts? Has

706
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:19.800
anyone ever asked you to fake an orgasm?

707
00:44:20.119 --> 00:44:25.760
I don't know if they've asked me anything. Okay, just

708
00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:30.239
making sure to me. No, guys, they don't ask guys

709
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:34.599
to fake orgasms. Guys could have an orgasm. Guys could

710
00:44:34.639 --> 00:44:39.039
have an orgasm just sitting doing nothing. Okay, So that's

711
00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:43.800
it's not necessary even guys are impotent can have an orgasm?

712
00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:45.840
Okay, well what about a guy that can go on

713
00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:51.039
for like hours? Has anyone ever just said, maybe you

714
00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:53.719
two aren't the ones to ask this, but has anyone

715
00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:56.960
has a guy ever been asked to fake it so

716
00:44:57.119 --> 00:45:00.000
they can get over with if that's.

717
00:44:59.840 --> 00:45:03.880
A they don't ask a guy to fake it, females.

718
00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:06.079
Anyone to fake it.

719
00:45:05.599 --> 00:45:12.239
Stops because once the guy thinks you've reached orgasm, you know,

720
00:45:12.360 --> 00:45:15.719
then they'll stop immediately. So when the woman's sick and

721
00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:18.960
tired of it because they're not getting anywhere it's not

722
00:45:19.119 --> 00:45:22.199
any good, then they fake the orgasm to get the

723
00:45:22.199 --> 00:45:24.840
guy to stop, instead of just saying, Okay, that's enough,

724
00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:26.599
you're terrible, get off of me.

725
00:45:29.559 --> 00:45:33.199
Yeah usually once. Usually once the woman has had enough,

726
00:45:33.639 --> 00:45:36.280
she doesn't care if you're finished or not. She just

727
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:36.960
wants it done.

728
00:45:39.119 --> 00:45:41.599
See now, why why didn't I make the news today

729
00:45:41.639 --> 00:45:45.719
for this? I should make the I shouldn't make the

730
00:45:45.760 --> 00:45:51.440
news for being the one that no woman ever needs

731
00:45:51.480 --> 00:45:54.480
to fake an orgasm with. That's what I want to

732
00:45:54.480 --> 00:45:55.719
make the news for instance, Well.

733
00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:59.320
We're talking about guys faking orgasms, not the woman both

734
00:45:59.400 --> 00:46:01.239
Actually is he brought it up about.

735
00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:04.599
I brought it up about women that how stupid it is.

736
00:46:05.039 --> 00:46:05.960
How stupid it.

737
00:46:05.920 --> 00:46:09.559
Is because you think the person that's you know, you're

738
00:46:09.599 --> 00:46:13.000
doing it for, thinks they're all that and really, you know,

739
00:46:13.079 --> 00:46:16.079
taking care of you when it's really not so.

740
00:46:16.719 --> 00:46:20.480
Yeah, women fake orgasm and it's orgasms to make the

741
00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:23.840
guy feel good. And it's stupid because a guy generally

742
00:46:23.880 --> 00:46:26.599
does want to please you. So when you fake the orgasm,

743
00:46:26.679 --> 00:46:28.480
he thinks he did something right. He's going to do

744
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:30.800
the exact same thing every single.

745
00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:31.559
And he creates a bad habit.

746
00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:34.760
Yeah, once you have figured out how to get her

747
00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:37.480
to orgasm, you're going to do that same shit every

748
00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:39.760
time you make a note of it. Man, it's like

749
00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:43.000
put it. If you're seeing a guy in the middle

750
00:46:43.039 --> 00:46:45.320
of it and he's on his phone, that's what he's doing.

751
00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:46.480
He's making a notation.

752
00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:49.800
Oh god, he's not recording a video or anything like that.

753
00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:51.599
He's he's taking notes.

754
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:55.079
That carried on from the language appealing. But I do

755
00:46:55.159 --> 00:46:58.039
have an actual question. All right, what if you were

756
00:46:58.079 --> 00:46:59.440
interested in someone and.

757
00:46:59.360 --> 00:47:02.199
Then straight up go ahead, they.

758
00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:05.079
Straight up told you that they have a drug problem.

759
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:06.440
Where would you go with that?

760
00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:08.119
Oh, that's a hard yes, for me.

761
00:47:08.199 --> 00:47:11.239
What's a drug? What drug is it?

762
00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:16.320
Though? That's a horrible question, because every woman that I've

763
00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:19.559
ever been attracted to was an attic. It might absolutely

764
00:47:19.519 --> 00:47:21.920
to do with both my parents were addicts and my

765
00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:25.159
stepmother was an attic, and everybody around me was an attic.

766
00:47:25.639 --> 00:47:27.800
Okay, I think it too. What I'm talking to one

767
00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:28.559
of the harder ones.

768
00:47:29.559 --> 00:47:32.599
Well, let's put it this way. Thing two, before we

769
00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:35.159
got married. Thing two called me from this place here

770
00:47:35.159 --> 00:47:38.639
in South Floria doesn't exist anymore. That was a gay

771
00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:42.239
strip club, which if you know about, you know, girls

772
00:47:42.280 --> 00:47:45.440
go to those gay strip clubs because then guys don't

773
00:47:45.519 --> 00:47:48.679
hit on them, you know. So she called me from

774
00:47:48.840 --> 00:47:52.199
and she's like, I'm calling you, I'm calling you from

775
00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:58.119
the bathroom of cabaret snorting lines. How do you like me? Now?

776
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:03.440
That was the exact over stages. Yeah, it was on purpose.

777
00:48:03.920 --> 00:48:05.719
She was trying to push me. She was trying to

778
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:09.760
push me away, and she knew that might be more

779
00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:17.079
so that doing the cocaine was the problem. But yeah, you.

780
00:48:17.039 --> 00:48:22.440
Know, married, so you would obviously continue in the relationship. One,

781
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:25.480
What about you if you were talking to someone and

782
00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:26.639
they potentially.

783
00:48:26.360 --> 00:48:29.960
Because he was like well, let me finish that though

784
00:48:30.000 --> 00:48:30.760
before Wan.

785
00:48:30.679 --> 00:48:33.119
Goes her and then divorced her.

786
00:48:34.000 --> 00:48:36.519
Well, I didn't divorce her. She divorced me because I

787
00:48:36.599 --> 00:48:40.960
ran out of drugs. No, she No, she divorced. She

788
00:48:41.079 --> 00:48:43.679
divorced me. But the fact that matter is is like

789
00:48:43.760 --> 00:48:46.280
it was my mission to get her off drugs. And

790
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:50.360
that's what happens when guys get with drug addicts. It's

791
00:48:50.440 --> 00:48:52.920
because they want to get them off drugs, you know,

792
00:48:53.159 --> 00:48:58.199
and whatever. That's a whole nother psychological level and relationship

793
00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:00.599
faux pas your turn.

794
00:49:02.079 --> 00:49:05.079
Yeah, me personally, Like I couldn't deal with that because

795
00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:08.719
you know, like I don't have any vices. So living

796
00:49:08.760 --> 00:49:10.800
with someone with advice and not being able to help

797
00:49:10.840 --> 00:49:13.840
them because to a certain extent, you know, if they

798
00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:15.840
don't want to be helped, then there's nothing you can

799
00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:18.559
do to change it. So the only thing you can

800
00:49:18.599 --> 00:49:19.960
do is just walk away from it.

801
00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:24.639
Don't even act like you did help them, and then

802
00:49:24.679 --> 00:49:25.559
they'll hide the ship.

803
00:49:26.199 --> 00:49:28.320
Yeah, what if they didn't want help? What if their

804
00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:30.599
problem is not a problem if you see it as

805
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:32.599
a problem, because you don't do that and you don't

806
00:49:32.639 --> 00:49:35.960
condone that activity. But what if they don't see it

807
00:49:35.960 --> 00:49:39.079
as a problem. Could you be in a relationship.

808
00:49:38.519 --> 00:49:41.280
With some drug addicts don't see it as a problem.

809
00:49:41.519 --> 00:49:44.280
That's part of their problem. But yes, you can't help anybody.

810
00:49:44.280 --> 00:49:46.800
They have to help themselves. They have to realize it themselves.

811
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:50.960
All kidding aside, you know, nowadays that's not who I want, Like,

812
00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:54.800
I still attract them, and I run for the hills, okay,

813
00:49:54.840 --> 00:49:59.159
And that's why, probably why I'm still single, because I'm

814
00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:02.039
very picky. And there's not very many people in South

815
00:50:02.039 --> 00:50:09.079
Florida that are not addicts. Okay, just say it. See

816
00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:12.559
that why I'm saying it too, you know. And so

817
00:50:13.440 --> 00:50:16.719
it's not like Louisiana where they all have these trailers

818
00:50:16.760 --> 00:50:19.679
and they're all cooking math, but it's close.

819
00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:29.320
Thing. Wow yeah, okay, So.

820
00:50:32.199 --> 00:50:35.400
We have to talk more about relationships and more about

821
00:50:35.440 --> 00:50:39.760
this issue and why you should not fake an orgasm

822
00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:40.800
when you're on drugs.

823
00:50:43.880 --> 00:50:45.360
How do you know if you're faking If you're on.

824
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:49.599
Drugs, you might not. Maybe that's the that's the key

825
00:50:49.679 --> 00:50:53.960
to it all. If the dude is bad in bed,

826
00:50:54.559 --> 00:50:58.039
take some hallucinogenics and you'll think he's good.

827
00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:02.599
No, no, no, you are not encouraging you to do that. No,

828
00:51:03.079 --> 00:51:05.840
if they tell him, dude, get off me. It's just

829
00:51:05.880 --> 00:51:08.559
not doing it for me. Call it a day. Just

830
00:51:08.599 --> 00:51:10.719
be careful how you say it, because you don't want

831
00:51:10.719 --> 00:51:12.079
any backlash on that one.

832
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:14.960
Yeah, I would just say, dude, get the fuck off

833
00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:15.840
of me. You suck.

834
00:51:17.559 --> 00:51:19.079
You don't have to be mean about it.

835
00:51:19.639 --> 00:51:22.920
Well, yeah you did. You gotta shock them into being better.

836
00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:26.599
What makes you think shocking them is gonna.

837
00:51:26.360 --> 00:51:27.039
Make it? Oh?

838
00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:29.039
Trust me, if you tell a guy he's not doing

839
00:51:29.079 --> 00:51:30.920
a very good job, he's gonna try and find it

840
00:51:31.079 --> 00:51:33.559
like the best way to like get it right.

841
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:36.360
Trigger something when you tell him that.

842
00:51:36.840 --> 00:51:37.840
Listen, listen.

843
00:51:38.239 --> 00:51:38.440
Men.

844
00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:40.880
Men are so competitive that if you tell them you're

845
00:51:40.920 --> 00:51:44.199
not good enough for me, they will get better no

846
00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:46.159
matter why. They will find a way.

847
00:51:46.280 --> 00:51:53.000
Go into training. Man, exactly do you train for that? Well?

848
00:51:53.119 --> 00:51:56.960
You just you practice practice, practice, practice.

849
00:51:57.079 --> 00:51:59.320
Yeah, just don't get mad if he practices with someone else.

850
00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:03.360
And just because they can please someone else doesn't mean

851
00:52:03.360 --> 00:52:05.880
they please you. What is that? I mean? Where do

852
00:52:05.920 --> 00:52:06.960
you come up with practice?

853
00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:10.199
I say this needs to be continued.

854
00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:12.960
Yes, I think this needs to be continued, all right.

855
00:52:13.000 --> 00:52:15.800
To be continued on the Adventures of Pipe Man here

856
00:52:16.079 --> 00:52:19.400
on W four Cy Radio. Never know what the pipe

857
00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:21.679
Man's going to be in the news for next after

858
00:52:21.880 --> 00:52:27.000
this show, but I'm looking forward to it. And hey,

859
00:52:27.400 --> 00:52:30.679
you guys can win some tickets to some DWP festivals.

860
00:52:31.079 --> 00:52:34.800
All you have to do is DM me on any

861
00:52:34.840 --> 00:52:37.840
of my socials pipe Man Radio, follow me on old socials.

862
00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:43.360
DM me and tell me what your opinion is about

863
00:52:43.480 --> 00:52:48.960
fake orgasms aus or if you prefer, tell me your

864
00:52:49.000 --> 00:52:56.800
opinion of whether I should convict or whether I should

865
00:52:56.880 --> 00:52:59.920
attempt thirty six felonies in order to win the president.

866
00:53:00.440 --> 00:53:02.559
You're gonna say notes in that. And we ought to

867
00:53:02.599 --> 00:53:05.360
have a contest where they have to fake an orgasm.

868
00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:09.960
On Okay, Yes, for any of you out there that

869
00:53:10.239 --> 00:53:14.920
want to guarantee winning tickets to a festival, write me.

870
00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:17.440
You'll be a guest on the show, and we want

871
00:53:17.480 --> 00:53:21.079
you to fake your orgasm live on the air. You

872
00:53:21.079 --> 00:53:23.960
don't have to have your clothes off, just fake the orgasm.

873
00:53:24.000 --> 00:53:26.079
We've already had people with their clothes off. It's not

874
00:53:26.159 --> 00:53:30.679
that great anyway, so we'll just just fake the orgasm.

875
00:53:30.760 --> 00:53:33.440
You could be like Sally and when Harry met Sally.

876
00:53:33.800 --> 00:53:36.199
Let's see if you can do it. Tune in next

877
00:53:36.239 --> 00:53:39.800
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878
00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:44.559
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879
00:53:44.639 --> 00:53:46.920
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880
00:53:46.960 --> 00:53:48.639
You can if you missed any part of this show,

881
00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:51.199
you can catch this to too, And don't forget the

882
00:53:51.199 --> 00:53:55.480
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883
00:53:55.800 --> 00:54:01.000
while eating a watermelon. There you go, Thanks for listening

884
00:54:01.440 --> 00:54:06.239
roll it one.

885
00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:15.400
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipemin on

886
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