The Pipeman Presidential Verdict, Can Panthers Lose Stanley Cup Again, Oh and Some Relationship Crap

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0:48 Whake up America. It's time for the adventures so fipe Man, I'll w four s. Why do com list Pompeas is number one internet radio station. Here's your host. The fight Man almost tried to stop the show because I like two minutes before showtime, something happened with the computer. It wouldn't allow me to come into the studio. It wint allowed a virtual background, and I think it's because they know what I'm gonna say in this show in multiple fronts, and so they're trying trying to stop the Pipe Man, but they will never stop the Pipe Man. This is the Adventures of Pipe man here on W four c Y Radio, and they can't stop my pipe nuts either, so let's bring the pipe nuts on so they we can make a stand against these people trying to thwart the show. It was weird, Yeah, it was weird because what happened was is I was all set up.

1:53 I was ready, like, and I was doing other stuff and add the virtual background up and then all of a sudden, nothing was moving. And then it got rid of a virtual background and said your browser doesn't support that. So I restarted Chrome and that didn't work, so I had to restart the computer. And when all else fails, for all people out there that are technically challenged, when all else fails, restart your computer. It fixes almost everything right, one that is correct. And see, he's our residential pipe nut that knows about these things because he is technologically savvy.

2:37 And still he has to restart the computers at times all the time. Yeah, and Rebel, Rebel's not technologically savvy, and she has to restart the computer more than most people. No, the computer just does things. And it's funny because right before the show, it wouldn't recognize my microphone. But the microphone is attached to the camera, So it's like, how in the world did that happen? I had to refresh the browser. Somebody's trying to shut us up. Well, I woke up this morning, okay, So let me back up for a second. You know, as everybody knows, I do lots of interviews, a lot of music interviews, a lot of professional interviews. I d I'm separate from the live show. So if you're not catching those, go to the Adventures of Pipeman dot Com or to any podcast outlet that you use. Ihear Pandora, Spotify, Amazon Music, Apple, YouTube Music. There is no more Google podcasts, so you can't go there. That's now YouTube Music and Deezer. The list could go on. Just go wherever. Okay, some places you'll just hear it, other places you'll you'll watch it.

3:51 But you can catch all the pipemin interviews that don't appear in the show. This is one interview that was a it was a great interview, a legend, okay, And there was a lot of hate comments coming into the YouTube, and I'm like, what's up with these people? And hey, I'm like I responded, I'm like, why are you gotta behaveful? Well, now the pipe Man was in the news this morning. I woke up this morning five six o'clock in the morning with Google alerts because I have alerts set up for when there's anything I've been to do with the radio station or me that is showing up on Google.

4:37 And then all of a sudden, the pipe Man, the Adventures of pipe Man W four Cy Radio all are all over Google this morning because of that interview. Nice. Nice, would you like to know why? Well, you know what they say. No, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Okay, I don't like what they did. These a lot of these reporters did and has nothing to do with me because I didn't do anything. But basically, here's what happened. Legendary drummer that I interviewed from a few bands originally originally formed a band Cactus and Vanilla Fudge from way back.

5:27 You know, that's how much of a legend is and basically played with everybody, and you gotta go check out the interview. But he basically said in that interview, and this is what was reported all over the news. It reported that I interviewed him, and it was on this show, and it was on W four Cy Radio and that. I mean, some of it's out of context sometimes because like basically I had said something to the effect of we were talking about eighties bands and we were talking about metal and the start of metal and what's metal, what's hard rock? And a point came up that, you know a lot of hard rock bands are labeled as metal, and that's true. Like there's times that people I don't know, I've heard people say Zeppelin was metal, and I don't think Zeppelin's metal. There's people who have said Mountain is metal, and they're probably closer. But you know, metal evolved through the years, and it's just like people of twenty twenty four what they consider metal. Like things that I liked back in the eighties were considered metal. They wouldn't consider metal today, you know. And so there were common.

6:46 Was considered metal definitely in the eighties. Yeah who was Well, yeah, considered But are they metal? They're not really metal if you think about it. They're blues rock and roll, you know, they just just because they got a little heavier doesn't make them metal. No, I was just agreeing with you. So, I mean, you're born in. The eighties, were you No? But you know, the internet has it all so you can stay there's. A perfect example. You know, here's the younger generation saying, no, that's not metal, led Zepp. Then yes, people may have considered that doesn't make them metal, okay, just like a lot of hair metal bands, once they became hair metal, are they really metal? Like? Since when does heavy metal include just acoustic guitars. That's the whole point is it's it's heavy. That's why it's called heavy metal. Okay.

7:46 In the eighties, anything that wasn't like what your parents were listening to was heavy metal. Well, exactly my point. That doesn't mean it actually is. So now you have genres like death metal and black metal. They're nothing like that, but that's what real metal heads today, like serious metal heads, considered metal. So but what really caused the news was this conversation, and the main part of it was that my guest said, in his opinion, Black Sabbath is not metal, it's it's hard rock. Now, there could be varying viewpoints on that, but his point he had a point to it because you know, I would say they are considered. They are considered. That's why there was a lot of stuff that they are the godfathers of metal. Like they are the originators of metal.

8:51 And part of that is you know, Tony Iomi. I don't know if you know the story of the guitarist, do you rebel or one? No? I think you might have told us part of it. And the name sounds really familiar, but I'm not recognizing it. So he's one of the most famous guitars, and he is famous also for the heavy metal guitar sound. What happened was there was an accent. He worked in a factory and there was an accent, and his fingers got chopped off. So he had to figure away to play the guitar differently to accommodate for that. So there's some motivation for you. You know, people complain about their lives, they complain about what's going on out there, they complain about little things. You have somebody like this who literally lost parts of his fingers and comes out ahead of the game because of it. Because and to me, it's because he didn't look at the problem. He needed to find a solution, and he did and basically that sound of his guitar, that's where people say was the beginning of heavy metal. Now, my guess was carmina piece and I think there's people out there that maybe I don't know, they have something to say about everybody, and they don't even know. The guy was the nicest guy. I think it was a great interview. He has his opinions from many,

10:23 many years in the business and as somebody that has seen the transformation. So, you know, Black Sabbath godfathers of metal, but art would somebody today consider them actually have a heavy metal Let's hear from the younger generation. What do you think one? Uh, I haven't really heard enough songs to save their heavy metal or not. But what I've heard sounded like heavy metal. And what about Ozzy because he's he said about Ozzy, he mainly too. He's like, you know, Ozsy was hard rock, not metal, and there's a lot of songs that definitely are not metal that Ozzie does rebels rolling her eyes.

11:12 Let's hear what she has to say. What category would you put Iron Maiden in? I would put him into metal. I don't think Iron Maiden and Ausy are the same thing, but I do think Ozzie is like the god one of the godfathers of metal. But like, there's lots of songs that he does that are not metal whatsoever? You know? Okay, do you feel there's a difference between metal and heavy metal? There shouldn't be, and maybe there is because it is one thing, it's heavy metal and in there no metal. No metal is just like a nickname for heavy metal. It's one in the same, but people may separate it. It's like, okay, so how how do you separate?

11:53 All right? Ozzy Osborne led Zeppelin in. All right, let's let's do a test here. Okay, here's what we'll do in this situation. Because there is a website you can go to, or not a website, you can just google what And that's what I'm doing right now. What genre is Black Sabbath? Then then after you get that answer, and here's. What we're gonna do. We're gonna live with this answer. Whatever this answer is. This is what we're gonna live with, right And because that's what everybody does nowadays anyway, they see some headline and that's that's their opinion. Now so, but that is not the case. I'm gonna enter. Are you ready?

12:41 I guess. Black Sabbath is a heavy metal band that originated in Birmingham, England, in nineteen sixty eight. The band's sound is characterized by dark lyrics as a heavy metal feature, often about occultism and drugs, also a heavy metal feature. Thicker, louder music with more riffs, also a heavy metal feature. Dissident music used the tritone or Devil's chord. Again metal, extreme volume, also metal dark demonic. Subject matter themes include war, social chaos, the supernatural, the afterlife, and the conflict between good and evil.

13:21 All metal. So there it is. Here's another one. Here's another one. Metal should stay in metal, and everybody. Wasn't so you you typed it into Google, you type it into Google, I asked chat jupute. One genre is Black Sabbath. Here's what Chad Jupt had to say. Black Sabbath is primarily known as a pioneering band in the genre of heavy metal. They are often credited with creating and defining the sound of heavy metal music, characterized by heavy, distorted guitar riffs, dark and gloomy lyrics, and powerful intent and sound. Their music also incorporates elements of hard rock and blues rock.

14:06 There it is, so there you go. If you're gonna incorporate, if you're gonna incorporate, blues rock and the other one. Then led Zeppelin fits right back in the. Metal I'm gonna read Zeppelin. Now, I'm gonna read Zeppelin again. Put, and then one can do the chat GBT one, I put, what genre is led Zeppelin? Led Zeppelin is often considered a hard rock and heavy metal band, but their style is individualistic and draws from many sources, including blues, folk, psychedelia, soul, reggae, and Celtic and Arabic music. They are often credited with creating the blueprint for heavy metal and inspiring other hard rock bands to include acoustic elements in their music. Led Zeppelin was also one of the first bands to experiment with Indian and North African music.

15:00 There you go, Yeah said pretty much the same thing. Okay, So now what Carmine did say is he felt the start of metal was Metallica, and what he was talking about is a certain kind of guitar playing. Okay, And so I'm going to read the Metallica one. I mean, there's no doubt they're heavy metal, but let's see category. Metallica is an American pop band that pretends to be heavy metal. No, I'm just kidding. I love Metallica, but I could resist that. Metallica is an American heavy metal band that helped develop the thrash metal and speed metal subgenres in the eighties. Their early work is considered essential to development of thrash metal, which is characterized by fast tempos, complex guitar riffs, and double bass drumming. Metallica's sound also incorporates elements of sledge metal, which some say has been present in their music since load and even in the nineteen eighties. Okay, so this is a good one for me to read there, and I'll tell you why, Okay, because that differentiated things right there. Okay, because so Metallica is more known as thrash and speed metal with some sludge instead of just heavy metal. So maybe it's the bands like Iron Maiden, like Zeppelin, like Sabbath that are

16:31 just heavy metal. What were you gonna say, one. No, I was agreeing with you, Chaji PETI told me pretty much the same thing. I don't know. I see led Zeppelin mores like classic rock. They're definitely classic rock, and they're definitely. They play on the classic rock station. Now, they're definitely bluesy rock. They're definitely psychedelic rock. You know, there are still awesome and their music is cool. There aren't many metal bands that you think of when when you think of taking LSD. Led Zeppelin is a band you think of if you're taking LSD. That's wait wait wait wait wait wait. They are known for it. The movie song remains the same, plays in the midnight theater forever for the teenagers that are tripping on acids so they can watch this movie all right.

17:22 And and for your PSA today, we are not condoning, encouraging, and we are not saying that the band encourages this either. I'm sure their spokesperson would say they do not condone that activity, thank you very much. Well, Satan condones it. So that's why it's Satan doesn't plain that band. Jimmy Page lived at Alistair Crowley's house, who is the most famous Satan worshiper ever, and there is rumors back in the day that that's the reason Zeppelin broke up is because bad things kept happening in a band because of the thing. So Hale, well, how do you know how you know Satan's not playing through Jimmy Page.

18:12 That would be him playing through someone with Satan himself did not play in their band. All right, so hey, can you do me a favor one? Can you pull up and let's put on the screen some of the news sources of pipe Man in the news today, Like this is why with shows Rebel, you know, this is why I don't put everything in the description or we don't follow everything, because we're a live show. Things happen between that time and this time. And literally I woke up this morning to this and I'm not sure what to think of it. I'm kind of you know, part of me was, Oh, that's not the way I want to be in the news, but other part of me was, yes, it is, and another part of me was like, wow, you know, that was awful nice of them because they gave me personal It was nice of them because they gave credit to the show in the station, like they didn't have to do that. And you know, they didn't say anything bad. They just there it is.

19:27 Yeah, this is what I'm saying now. Black Sebath is in heavy Metal, drum Lege and Karmena pieces. That's all pipe Bad that one of them, which one? Which ones? Are those right there? It's by the Ultimate Guitar Blabbermouth, dot Net and metal Addicts. By the way, blabbermouth is is huge. Okay, so let's open the blabbermouth one. Okay, look there it is right at the top. Zoom in a little bit there to the Adventures of Pipe Man and W four CY Radio.

20:09 Oh my god, they talked about you exactly. But yes, as legendary drummer, Carmen A Piece was recently interviewed on the Adventures of Pipemin, which airs on W FOURCY Radio, and then he goes. And talks about the pipe Man. So okay, so listen, I'm bringing this up because we have to give a kudos to one and they forgot to mention him in the piece. But I had one do a lot of work to that interview because there were bad internet connections and freezers and stuff to make sure it was good enough to put out there on video. Now I'm kind of wondering if we should have done that, because listen, Carmine is amazing, per amazing drummer, a legend, and our job, in my opinion, is to make them all look good.

21:08 And he is good, and he's got great stuff going on. This ban Cactus is like legendary and it's been put back together with like special stars in it like d Snyder, like Ted, like Ted Nugent, like Joe Bonamasa. There's a whole bunch of people on this new on this album and stuff. So everybody's got to check out the new Cactus stuff. Check out Carmine piece. He's and what an amazing dude. So, like whatever anybody wants to say. People are entitled to opinions. Why in twenty twenty four people, No, it's a genre. If you have an opinion, you know how many gatekeepers there has been in metal that don't consider bands metal that you know, just like you know when I was in the eighties and Motley went glam, It's like, oh, they're not metal anymore, you know, same with a lot of those bands. And see rebels still are are they? Do you still? Do you still like the Motley Crue, the Motley Crue That I say that because my dad used to call me and my friends at the Motley Crue.

22:21 See, I will always have a special place in my heart for Motley Crue and Poison. I love you guys. We were good talk about relationships on this show. But should we talk about Nicki instead? No, we're not going to talk about Nicki instead, we're going to talk about relationships in general. Okay, why is there something else? Is there's something? Oh, there's tons of things we could talk about. But you know, like we're missing someone today. Did you drop the nut? Yeah, well sometimes that happens. See, you know, uh, get two pairs, but now you're down to one exactly. So let's also talk about something else that's going on. You can't see it in my background up there because my name is covering it. But basically that's the pipe Man for pres promo that we've ran for years, except I updated it. And so pipe Man has decided that he is going to break the law so that he can win the Yet, so he can win the presidency, I feel the only way to I feel the only way to win the presidency now is to become a convicted felon at least thirty six times over. No, well, wait,

23:53 it's the new trend. Come on. No, it makes you, It makes you, It makes you trustworthy in front of everyone, and everyone will vote. They will vote for you. Yeah. Okay, so people make mistakes, you know, it happens. So everybody's human, and we have to we have to keep that in mind. Everybody's wait everybody's human. All right. That's a harsh word to use these days. I'm so sorry, so offend everybody. Now you're excluding the aliens, Okay, we cannot exclude them. They're part of our society, So. Sorry to exclude anyone, all right. For those running for president, you don't need to go and commit felonies just to get stuff on your record.

24:38 And I've already been promised by my followers that if I can do more than thirty four counts of felonies, they will vote for me. I've been that's been promised to me. So are you talking to harsh harsh ones, because you could easily, you know, knock off a few. What are you going for? The higher kinds of felonies? Are the lower like barely a felony just right over misdemeanor type of thing. Well, listen, did you hear what happened too to my opponent? Okay, he's said in a speech after the scenario, he said to all his followers. Well, maybe not to them directly, let's not say that, but he said, if he is it goes to prison or is it on house arrest, that something bad is going to happen in America so that's kind of like eerie enough. That's kind of like a similar thing that was said m sometime in January a little while back.

25:53 You tell. She doesn't get it, Okay, welland knows I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you for a sixth time, rebel. Yeah, which time? I mean which January? January? Oh no, that was clone number two. I know, right, you're not very good at You're not very good at not getting blocked. Which, by the way, Oh my god, I forgot about that. Last week's butthole show got blocked. Oh man, it was great. And I again this week keep saying that word. I appealed it, and the pipe man won, just like the pipe Man's going to win the presidency. As long as I get thirty six spelonies, that's my goal. My goal before the Republican National Convention or the Democratic National Convention, I don't care which convention is to get thirty six spelonies.

26:54 Oh that's something to put on the list of things to do, isn't it. Well it would be kind of cool though. It will be kind of cool, you know, doing my show, uh and running the country all from some fed club fed country club. Oh yeah, well, there you go. Except I don't know if they have they would let me have Wi Fi. I mean some some Canuary sixers are still in there and they get Fi. No, they have contraband they're they're using cell phones that they're not allowed to have.

27:37 Just where do they things when they. All kinds of places? Sometimes up their butt? I don't want That is called the wallet. That's why it's called a butt dial. Oh my god, next time you do that, I'm just going to think about that and laugh my butt off. You know, see what I did then happen today? Sometimes you just clint a little too much and he accidentally dials people. Exactly. Or when there's like prison sex going on. Oh there's a lot going up there, isn't it.

28:19 Yeah. Well, you know, you guys see how much you can you guys test the test the walls. Yeah, speaking of testing things. On the Language of Healing Tuesday, you mentioned something about faking orgasms, and we said we're going to talk about that. We are because we're going to go to relationships in like a few minutes and we'll talk about it in there. But I do want to talk about one more thing having to do with the presidency. Okay, So I I want to ask a question. I think. Okay, but let's say in July he gets sentenced. Now, first of all, how come in the Constitution they don't have something that says a convicted felon cannot be president of the United States Because I think that's kind of weird. You can't vote for your Wait, you can't vote for yourself, but you can run, Like in certain states. They reinstated here in Florida, but it used to be in Florida you could not vote if you were a convicted felon. So you're a convicted felon, like depend on what state you're in.

29:34 You can't vote for yourself. How illegal aliens can vote? Yeah, that's a whole nother subject. But how can you vote, not vote for yourself, but you can run? That makes zero sense to me. Now here's the r thing. If he does get sentenced to prison or house arrest, which quite could happen, whether you like him or not, think about how now this country looks that we have a president of the United States that is in prisons running the country, you know, from from a jail or from a jail cell. Okay, and that people actually want this. Well, the question is the question is will he be running prison? Because if he can run a prison, then he can run the country. That's for sure, right, I mean that's Biden can't most of the times, Biden can't even find the bathroom or he's way down the stage right unless he falls and trips, and like he's done multiple times.

30:33 So I want to ask a couple things. First of all, I don't even know how they're going to do the secret service thing if they do prison, okay, But what happens if he's doing the Stay of the Union address and one of the other inmates comes in sell and starts whacking them with locking a sock. Okay, it just starts beating the hell out of him. Or what if some other inmate it rapes him live during the State of Union address. That's what I call history. Just to clarify, I don't think they put former police or government people in prison with general population.

31:16 What if that happens? What if what if the president whoever becomes president decides to put him in gen pop? Okay, So, since you're gonna win the election this year, are you gonna put him in gen Pop? No? I won't do that. Okay, I say the answer is solitary. That's the only way you could protect him. Like that's the thing though, Yeah, well yes, no, but better but better? All right? So forget that. And uh, I hope that word I said before doesn't get us whacked out. I'm not saying anything, But what do you guys think should we edit that word out later? Maybe you think, you know, you never know an ai what they're going to do. I think, where do you think one?

32:11 I think we should be fine as long as we don't use it in title. Okay, good, all right? So kind of why I edit it? Because this is this is America and we are able to say whatever we want on the radio like everybody else out there. Okay, but okay, so let's shift gears real quick to Stanley Cup playoffs. I was gonna wear my jersey today. It wasn't one of theirs. It's and I am actually I might root for Edmonton, to be honest. It's Edmonton against against the Panthers. I am thoroughly happy that the Rangers got eliminated because there are a bunch of punks. Okay, but as a Devil's fan, as somebody that lives in Florida. Florida Panther games are boring as can be. Okay, it's not like the well it's not like the rivalry up north, Like people don't even go to the games here. Okay, there's I'm getting ten million emails to get tickets to the the Stanley Cup playoffs.

33:16 That wouldn't happen if it were at the Rangers or the Devils or the Islanders or the Flyers. It's sold out. You're not getting in unless you buy. From turning the Panthers down. If they ever want to advertise for you know, on the. Station, well, if they want to advertise, they're gonna have to you know, win win the cup. Okay, because they lost last year to a new team Las Vegas. Like, how good are you if you lose to the newest team? Okay, I don't know. Okay, Well, in all fairness, the Panthers play in Florida where it's hot, and Vegas they might get. A little Well that's what happens midway. That's what happens. Midway through the game. The ice starts melting, and that's how they got to the Stanley Cup. Because all the other teams they're not used to that, so they don't know how to skate in that.

34:06 Well it happens. Hey, whatever works works. But you know, Edmonton, you got Gretzky, which he kind of looked. I've been watching him during the Stanley Cup because he's announcing. He looks weird. Oh, we have a comment. We have a comment. Let's address the comment, Rebel, and then we'll go to uh wished the Colorado Avalanche were still in Well here's something okay, trivia. The New Jersey Devils, which I have an original logo. They were green and red like a Christmas tree originally. Where did they move from to New Jersey? Do you know? Wan? Do you know? Rebel?

34:47 No? Does our listener know that? Commented I'm curious now, so the New Jersey? What devils they were from? They were from from another city, from another state. God forbid it be within the Southern states. Right, No, it certainly isn't Louisiana because you guys don't even have hockey. Oh oh no, look it up? Will we looking up pee Wee League? See if we have a hockey team. Now I was shocked. Well, they obviously aren't very good. They're not They're not going to beat the Panthers. Okay, here it is. Come on, Okay, you want the answer, guys, and then we'll go the relationships. Yes, the answer is the Colorado Rockies. He is absolutely correct.

35:40 Let's let's put our winner up here on the board. Absolutely correct, just in time, right under the wire. So the Rockies moved to New Jersey and then Colorado got the Avalanche. Yeah. It's like somebody who I tell them they could have just change their name. It could be that simple. Okay, So we're going to talk about relationships. So Rebel wants to talk about fake orgasms. I want to talk about sober relationships only because not for any other reason, but I saw a thing just this morning, somebody that was doing a video about exactly that, you know, making fun of it, and as somebody that rarely drinks, I experienced the same thing as people that are trying to get off alcohol, you know. In other words, it's really rough when people are trying to get sober and they have these friends that want to keep them alcoholics. Okay, but then there's the other thing. There's somebody like me who people that are drinkers when they're with you, they're very uncomfortable because they feel they can't drink because you're not drinking.

37:00 Yeah, I go through those same things too. Give them, I should give them more positive. Because they're no no no no no no no no no. That never happens. What I get most of the time is like, what are you babysating and drink? You got to catch up with us, like, you know, like they make it to where the social concept is if everyone's drinking, you should be drinking too. Which so here's the thing too in relationships. But I will back up. I will say, well, I was in my twenties. I was working at Prudential Insurance and we used to go to this place, to rusty scupper in West Orange, New Jersey, every Friday. All the agents would go. I didn't drink at all. Like, once I hit twenty one, I stopped drinking because I never liked it to begin with.

37:45 I did some, but I was never a big drinker. I never really liked it. But as a teenager, you know, you kind of had to do it type of thing. And then once I was twenty one, I was like stupid. But here's the thing. My friends, the other agents are like, yeah, you don't need to drink, You're just as much like us without the alcohol, and then you can turn it off and it's true, like who I am now, sue I was in then there's a little glimpse into the past. I could be just as drunk as them without being drunk, you know. Is basically I always have to tell them I'm naturally like this.

38:27 Could you imagine me or something? But to the world's. Point, I can tell you the story of two marriages and several dates about this sober thing. Okay, because the first wife thing one thing one hated that I didn't drink, and I didn't drink at all. Twelve years we were married, I drank a half of beer because she made some deal with me, because I wanted her to do something, and that was the deal she made for me to do that. And I couldn't even finish the beer. I could even finish the beer because I don't like the taste of. It and so. And so. Yeah, I mean, she was always uncomfortable with that.

39:11 And if you look at other people, like my father was an alcoholic and my stepmother was an alcoholic. But my stepmother used to feed my dad's drinks because so that he would be the center of attention. Nobody would notice that she was the whack Yeah. Yeah, so that goes on too. But I've actually had women on dates tell me, you know, frankly, you know what it is you got on these dates. And even if it's like they want to get a glass of wine, I don't like wine. You can have your wine. I don't care. And it's not even like I care if they drink. They don't. Even it's not even just alcoholics. It's somebody that maybe just drinks a glass of wine once in a while, and they won't order that wine because they're uncomfortable that you're not drinking. It's like, why do you give a crap? Okay? And I understand, well, usually because they know they have a problem. So then they're the only one visible. Going back to why I said, my dad and my stepmother. If my dad was not an alcoholic, then my stepmother would have felt uncomfortable because everybody would be looking at her actions instead of his, you see.

40:25 So she didn't want to be the lush looking person. And so that's what happens with guys on dates if you don't drink. Because also there's a lot of women out there or people in general that think if you're a guy, you know, the manto thing. If you don't drink, you must be some kind of woozy or something. You know. Well, no, because we're brought we were brought up in my day and age. We were brought up real men drink, and like you drink like a real man. You know, you don't you don't drink that girly stuff, right, yeah. Yeah, here is the manly thing. Yes, what it is, Yes, that is one of them, but not like Gurley beer. And then you know stuff like Jack Daniel, Scotch, whiskey, Scotch, Vodkas, well, no, vodka's Gurley girly.

41:20 Okay, how many? How many? How many do you think I would look saying I want a margarita? Or can I get a sex on the beach? Or even a martini or even. A Martin Unless you're James Bond, you shouldn't be drinking martini first of all. Or a cosmo? Okay, people still drink those? What cosmos? Yeah, women drink those like you know, I have never. Met anyone that drinks a cosmo. I don't drink that. You're you're not banging the older women then. But see like that, that's a difference. Like when you go to a bar and you say, let me get a cosmo as a man, people look too weird. But if you say let me get a bullet to the head, they're like, oh, he drinks rings.

42:04 Okay, yeah, you know what I mean. Oh God, okay, trivia driver, trivia question. What is a cement mixer? Dude? We'll let the ladies go first. So this is what bartenders. Female bartenders usually will give obnoxious guys that get too drunk and start being jerk offs and obnoxious. They buy them a shot. And the shot is a cement mixer. And what this cement mixer does is that a minute, it touches your mouth. It curdles, like curdled milk, because it's like it's like kolua and lime, and it's about as disgusting as it can be.

42:52 How many of those have you received? I haven't received in because I don't drink and get obnoxious, all right. I would I would be I would. I would sit there because I was always friends with the bartenders, and I would watch it happen. It would be fun to watch some jerk off that I wanted to punch out. They would just you know, I was wanting to punch them out because they were being obligerent with the bartender, you know, and other people. And she would be like, don't worry about it. I got this handled. Watch all right. We just got to comment from Mary. Mary says I was broken up with because I didn't drink enough. See Mary, the only thing you need to drink enough of is water.

43:34 We'll leave it at that. Water or tequila. Is the same thing. Yeah, So listen, what if you just lived on tequila? Then life would be a party, wouldn't it. As long as it lasted? I guess. Okay, so let's get to you, rebel. You wanted to talk about fake orgasms? No, no, no, no, who brought it up on the language of healing? Okay, something about fake or. Obviously you're not healed yet? Go well, no, no, no, what are your thoughts? Has anyone ever asked you to fake an orgasm?

44:20 I don't know if they've asked me anything. Okay, just making sure to me. No, guys, they don't ask guys to fake orgasms. Guys could have an orgasm. Guys could have an orgasm just sitting doing nothing. Okay, So that's it's not necessary even guys are impotent can have an orgasm? Okay, well what about a guy that can go on for like hours? Has anyone ever just said, maybe you two aren't the ones to ask this, but has anyone has a guy ever been asked to fake it so they can get over with if that's. A they don't ask a guy to fake it, females.

45:03 Anyone to fake it. Stops because once the guy thinks you've reached orgasm, you know, then they'll stop immediately. So when the woman's sick and tired of it because they're not getting anywhere it's not any good, then they fake the orgasm to get the guy to stop, instead of just saying, Okay, that's enough, you're terrible, get off of me. Yeah usually once. Usually once the woman has had enough, she doesn't care if you're finished or not. She just wants it done. See now, why why didn't I make the news today for this? I should make the I shouldn't make the news for being the one that no woman ever needs to fake an orgasm with. That's what I want to make the news for instance, Well.

45:55 We're talking about guys faking orgasms, not the woman both Actually is he brought it up about. I brought it up about women that how stupid it is. How stupid it. Is because you think the person that's you know, you're doing it for, thinks they're all that and really, you know, taking care of you when it's really not so. Yeah, women fake orgasm and it's orgasms to make the guy feel good. And it's stupid because a guy generally does want to please you. So when you fake the orgasm, he thinks he did something right. He's going to do the exact same thing every single. And he creates a bad habit. Yeah, once you have figured out how to get her to orgasm, you're going to do that same shit every time you make a note of it. Man, it's like put it. If you're seeing a guy in the middle of it and he's on his phone, that's what he's doing.

46:45 He's making a notation. Oh god, he's not recording a video or anything like that. He's he's taking notes. That carried on from the language appealing. But I do have an actual question. All right, what if you were interested in someone and. Then straight up go ahead, they. Straight up told you that they have a drug problem. Where would you go with that? Oh, that's a hard yes, for me. What's a drug? What drug is it? Though? That's a horrible question, because every woman that I've ever been attracted to was an attic. It might absolutely to do with both my parents were addicts and my stepmother was an attic, and everybody around me was an attic.

47:25 Okay, I think it too. What I'm talking to one of the harder ones. Well, let's put it this way. Thing two, before we got married. Thing two called me from this place here in South Floria doesn't exist anymore. That was a gay strip club, which if you know about, you know, girls go to those gay strip clubs because then guys don't hit on them, you know. So she called me from and she's like, I'm calling you, I'm calling you from the bathroom of cabaret snorting lines. How do you like me? Now? That was the exact over stages. Yeah, it was on purpose. She was trying to push me. She was trying to push me away, and she knew that might be more so that doing the cocaine was the problem. But yeah, you.

48:17 Know, married, so you would obviously continue in the relationship. One, What about you if you were talking to someone and they potentially. Because he was like well, let me finish that though before Wan. Goes her and then divorced her. Well, I didn't divorce her. She divorced me because I ran out of drugs. No, she No, she divorced. She divorced me. But the fact that matter is is like it was my mission to get her off drugs. And that's what happens when guys get with drug addicts. It's because they want to get them off drugs, you know, and whatever. That's a whole nother psychological level and relationship faux pas your turn.

49:02 Yeah, me personally, Like I couldn't deal with that because you know, like I don't have any vices. So living with someone with advice and not being able to help them because to a certain extent, you know, if they don't want to be helped, then there's nothing you can do to change it. So the only thing you can do is just walk away from it. Don't even act like you did help them, and then they'll hide the ship. Yeah, what if they didn't want help? What if their problem is not a problem if you see it as a problem, because you don't do that and you don't condone that activity. But what if they don't see it as a problem. Could you be in a relationship. With some drug addicts don't see it as a problem. That's part of their problem. But yes, you can't help anybody.

49:44 They have to help themselves. They have to realize it themselves. All kidding aside, you know, nowadays that's not who I want, Like, I still attract them, and I run for the hills, okay, And that's why, probably why I'm still single, because I'm very picky. And there's not very many people in South Florida that are not addicts. Okay, just say it. See that why I'm saying it too, you know. And so it's not like Louisiana where they all have these trailers and they're all cooking math, but it's close.

50:24 Thing. Wow yeah, okay, So. We have to talk more about relationships and more about this issue and why you should not fake an orgasm when you're on drugs. How do you know if you're faking If you're on. Drugs, you might not. Maybe that's the that's the key to it all. If the dude is bad in bed, take some hallucinogenics and you'll think he's good. No, no, no, you are not encouraging you to do that. No, if they tell him, dude, get off me. It's just not doing it for me. Call it a day. Just be careful how you say it, because you don't want any backlash on that one.

51:12 Yeah, I would just say, dude, get the fuck off of me. You suck. You don't have to be mean about it. Well, yeah you did. You gotta shock them into being better. What makes you think shocking them is gonna. Make it? Oh? Trust me, if you tell a guy he's not doing a very good job, he's gonna try and find it like the best way to like get it right. Trigger something when you tell him that. Listen, listen. Men. Men are so competitive that if you tell them you're not good enough for me, they will get better no matter why. They will find a way. Go into training. Man, exactly do you train for that? Well?

51:53 You just you practice practice, practice, practice. Yeah, just don't get mad if he practices with someone else. And just because they can please someone else doesn't mean they please you. What is that? I mean? Where do you come up with practice? I say this needs to be continued. Yes, I think this needs to be continued, all right. To be continued on the Adventures of Pipe Man here on W four Cy Radio. Never know what the pipe Man's going to be in the news for next after this show, but I'm looking forward to it. And hey, you guys can win some tickets to some DWP festivals. All you have to do is DM me on any of my socials pipe Man Radio, follow me on old socials.

52:37 DM me and tell me what your opinion is about fake orgasms aus or if you prefer, tell me your opinion of whether I should convict or whether I should attempt thirty six felonies in order to win the president. You're gonna say notes in that. And we ought to have a contest where they have to fake an orgasm. On Okay, Yes, for any of you out there that want to guarantee winning tickets to a festival, write me. You'll be a guest on the show, and we want you to fake your orgasm live on the air. You don't have to have your clothes off, just fake the orgasm.

53:24 We've already had people with their clothes off. It's not that great anyway, so we'll just just fake the orgasm. You could be like Sally and when Harry met Sally. Let's see if you can do it. Tune in next week and every week at one pm Eastern time. Don't forget to check out the Adventurespipemin dot com or iHeartRadio or any of the places you can find the podcast. You can if you missed any part of this show, you can catch this to too, And don't forget the Pipemin only fans where Rebel is gonna fake an orgasm while eating a watermelon. There you go, Thanks for listening roll it one.

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