The PipemanRadio Version of Valentine's Day SPECIAL - Pipentine's Day!

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SEW bring you you. Wake up
America. It's time for the adventures.

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So fipe man, I'll tell you
four. See why I'm com Liz pom

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Beach is number one Internet radio station. Here's your host, the vipe Man.

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Yo oh, I have VD,
REBELSVD, rachel SVD when you like

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to have VD two happy whatever anybody's
calling it, there's calling it so many

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names. Now it's Valentine's Day,
it's Gallantine's Day, but now it's Pipantine's

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Day. So let me welcome to
show my pipe nuts, swamp nut and

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chef Nut. Come on out of
your holes, all right, so we

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all have VD? Is it a
group thing that we all get it together.

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No, See what happened was is
there was this thing that you got

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that you know, it rhymes with
rot, and instead of the five G

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chip being injected, we were all
injected with VD. So yeah, so

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you know, one in four people
has herpes, so three of us and

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then there's our others on our other
pipe nut that's engineering the show. One

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that means one of us has herpees. One of us has herpees, and

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I would venture to say it's probably
the one, the one that well is

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kind of like left out right now
and maybe had sexual relations with the KKK

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just saying speaking of speaking, all
right, you got upe have a good

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time with that. So with her, I know, well everybody can watch

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her pee while I talk. I
mean McDonald's, you're on podcast. You

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gotta got you gotta get their permission, get their permission. Go ten manager,

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Go up ten manager, offer him
some pimpo cream and ask for permission.

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Wouldn't that suck? Being like sixty
five years old and your boss was

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some sixteen year old kid at McDonald's. How would you feel about that?

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Rebel? Look, wait a minute, she's a transgender because she's like standing

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up paying No, I got there's
people in both stalls, so you're doing

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the Oh my god, Oh so
Rachel, why don't you why don't you

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report to us from the bathroom,
tell us what's going on? Anybody else

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on the show because they need to
sign releases for Okay, Well, give

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us a play by play description of
your pe Okay, first of all,

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I did not wear anywhere today because
I have so I I have a question.

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Is that Do you have VD?
Is that why you have to pee

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so badly? Probably to now if
I didn't before, because I'm sitting all

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the toiling. Wow. But and
you didn't even put that seat cover down,

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like you don't know what's ploy.
No, they have those paper things

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you pull out to put down there
or let Yeah, Hi, do you

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know do you know how many people
actually masturbate in those public bathrooms? Listen?

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It's actually no, it's a known
thing. Google it, Google it.

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It's it's it's like a meeting spot. You have to put your hand

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underneath thing that it's automatic. Yeah, put your face, put your face

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under there. Yes, you're broadcasting
live from the bathroom. People, it's

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gonna look it's getting a little out
of hand. Well, it was actually

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already out of hand. But you
know, I want to ask, you're

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both females. Okay, there's a
big thing this year about Gallantine's Day.

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Do you guys know what Gallentine's Day
is? Gallant? No? No,

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not like a gallon of gas,
like gal like gal in Time's Day.

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You know, I haven't heard of
it. Oh well, let's get your

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opinion on this, Okay. So
basically, it's all these women that don't

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have dates for Valentine's Day. They're
calling a Gallantine's Day, and they're all

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getting together and going out, which
I think that's kind of I think that's

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kind of cool to the concept of
doing that itself. But then, as

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usual on social media, people are
a bunch of I don't know, like

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I can't even say what they are, and so now it becomes a whole

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man bashing thing. It's like,
you know, it's like the Miley Cyrus

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dog. I don't need you to
bring me down. So why wait,

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why do they become a guy bashing
thing? Well, because it's like that,

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I don't know. I think they're
sore because they don't because they don't

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have a date on Valentine's Day.
So let's blame the guys. Whoa,

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whoa, whoa. There's no reason
to blame a guy because you don't have

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a date. Okay, do you
have a Valentine date? Rebel? Four

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of them? Yes, four?
And tell and tell. It's how you

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manage. How do you manage four
dates on Valentine's Day? How does that

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work? Tell me? Well,
okay, so this morning I was waking

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up to breakfast in bed and flowers
from your kids doesn't count. No,

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it was a guy. Thank you. Then I got up, showered.

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Look at her. Look at her. She's blushing. She's blushing. She

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may not be wearing the colors of
Valentine's Day, but her face is.

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Go ahead anyway. So I got
up, took a shower, left his

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place, came into work, did
officials, left, went on a frunch

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thing real quick where I got a
cool bear it's made of little roses,

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and came back to work to do
the show. After the show, I

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have a I guess a tea time
thing where we're just gonna grab tea.

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I don't drink coffee, so it's
not a coffee. Does he get a

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hole in one? Not just one, not the one for the tea.

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But and then later on this evening, I'm going with another guy and we're

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gonna do the dinner and fun thing. Wow, what's the fun thing?

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May man? Well, I don't
understand what's fun thing? What's the fun

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thing? Wow? Something may be
involved. Does it involve the possibility of

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VB? No? Okay, all
right, so you're not having sexual relations?

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Not not that a sexual relations,
but what kind are you talking about?

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Because I hear we go again with
the kind of sexual relations. You

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know, anything with sexual relations can
spread VD. Okay, all right,

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Well, hey, neither one of
us have that, so I don't have

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to worry about that that you know
of that. You know, I do

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know because we've both been tested for
everything. Because I just hold on a

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second, I got closed my email. It just beeped on us. That

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was stupid. All right, go
ahead anyway, So, yes, everybody's

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been tested for everything. Anytime I
sleep with someone, it's a prerequisite because

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I don't want to catch anything.
I can't catch anything, so it's a

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prerequisite. And I've been sleeping with
this guy for oh, I don't know,

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eight years now, so I think
I'm good. Yeah, but that

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doesn't mean that guy isn't sleeping like
with e too regularly get tested? Well,

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I have a question. So you
know you're in Louisiana, and it's

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an absolute fact that the closest animal
vagina to a human is a sheep.

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And as a matter of fact,
I went to high school with somebody that

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ended up winning the Heisman Trophy in
college football that on a bet on a

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bet, had sex with a sheep. I kid you not that that's how

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boring things were in the town that
I went to high school. That that's

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what you had to come up with
for fun. That's now where all the

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celebrities. It's also where all now
that all the celebrities live now. Okay,

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so that should tell you something,
But that's say something. So question

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is if your man has sex with
your sheep, is that cheating? Yes,

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if you didn't know about it beforehand, what do you think, Rachel?

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I think I don't give a ship. I don't care. If my

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man really liked the sheep and the
sheep and it was consensual, I'm okay

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with that. So you're so you're
you're like, you're like a beast reality

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polygamous. I mean, I don't
know, will does sheep go down on

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me. I don't know, have
you ever asked maybe if I put like

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some little what does sheep eat in
my and then like what the sheep?

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Yeah? Well, I don't know. You guys always get me. That

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was a big toy. Did you
see that? That's what happens when you

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have sexm with sheep? Is you
need something that big to get in there.

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Yeah. I don't think that's what
sheep? So okay, Rachel,

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So what do you think of this
whole Gallantines Day thing? I think it's

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awesome. A bunch of women all
hanging out, that part is definitely awesome.

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What about the negative? What about
the negative part where they're like,

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manbashion over it, like just have
a good time. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, whatever exactly,
you know, just look, just go

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have a good time or whatever.
How about this? How about this?

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What do you think about the people
that sell I don't still have them back

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because I kind of want my man. Well there you go. So here's

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the next question is, so what
about those people men and women that sit

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there and they say, oh,
Valentine's Day, it's just a bunch of

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bullshit, blah blah blah blah blah, blah, and none of them are

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ever in a relationship when they say
that, by the way, son,

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because it is bullshit. It's like, I feel like it's just another time

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to spend money to eat ship that
we're not supposed to eat, eat my

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candy, spend my money on.
Okay, guys, let me ask you,

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do you what do you feel the
next day about anything you've received as

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a present on Valentine's You don't want
to see that ship like a big fucking

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stupid pink teddy bear. Throw that
ship out. I don't want to have

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a fucking heart shaped sucking pillow.
And you know you really feel, tell

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us how you really feel? Yeah, hi, yeah right, and it's

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it's you know, what is it? It should be a day for no

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kids, But what happens is every
holiday kids. How about how about when

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you're the first call in the morning, is your kid wishing you a happy

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Valentine's Day. That's what happened to
me today. That was the first goal.

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Yeh see, so my youngest Rachel, she called this morning and to

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wish me a happy Valentine's Day.
So, like, I think I did

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something right in teaching, because here's
the thing I agree, but I also

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disagree typical libra. I have both
sides, okay, because the fact is

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is every person I've ever known that
says bull crap like I don't need a

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day to celebrate, I could do
it every day, they never do it

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any other day. My father may
Rest in peace, who was one of

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the coolest characters ever, but definitely
was was more of the cool character than

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the father for sure, and he
used to say, like about holidays like

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birthday and Hanukkah, he would say, I don't need an excuse to give

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a gift. I could give a
gift any day of the year, and

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that's what people say about Valentine's Day
two, But he never gave a gift

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any other day of the year.
So like, yes, should you be

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you know, acting a certain way
with your significant other other every day?

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Yes? Do most people know?
And there's nothing wrong with the busy society

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that we live in where we're on
call twenty four to seven to take one

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day out to observe something special,
because otherwise we might not take that day

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out because we're working seven days a
week, ninety hours a week. Rebel,

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what do you have to say,
Well, I do agree that it

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could be a special thing, but
lately every day is just another day.

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Like yesterday was BONDI groth, I
worked, it was just another day.

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Well that's true. What other holidays
can you look up for us, Rebel?

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What other holidays are today? Because
every day has like a ten million

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holidays? And I know you're good
at that. I know you're good at

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that because you used to send to
our show hosts the holidays, which were

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pretty much every single day. Yeah, we don't broadcast shows today because it's

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anything about that broadcast. Here's dog
take your dog to work day. It's

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National Have a Heart fifteen. On
Twitter, we're excuse me. You're on

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a radio show, a live radio
show, radio to find a set shop

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and you need headsets because we can
hear your feedback. So next time,

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come prepared. I did hear everything
I'm saying back at me. Turn that

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ship off. I don't want I
hear me. Nobody else wants to hear

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me either, Yes they do.
Sure, so, Rebel, I'm looking

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it up. Okay, but continue
with what you're saying while you're looking up.

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Oh all right. So yeah,
you should be able to do something

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special, but it shouldn't be a
have to thing because it is commercialized.

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To be quite honest, I mean, why not appreciate your love any day

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in a given day. Why do
we Why are we so trained? We're

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the biggest test rats that they are. We human beings are the biggest test

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exam animals that we have. Because
they tell us, oh, we're gonna

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do this on this day, and
because someone told you that what it was,

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that's what you keep doing, and
you keep doing just like you say,

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if you tell somebody they're doing it
right, even though it's not right,

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they're gonna keep doing it the same
way because they think they're doing it

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right. So Mitch, okay,
I have advice. I want to stop

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you right there because I have advice
for all the people out there, Okay,

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especially the one's doing this. But
basically, on Valentine's Day, of

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all days, is today, you
should not fake an orgasm. Faking an

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orgasm does nothing for you except secause. If you're a female and you fake

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the orgasm with the guy. Okay, let's say the guy thinks he did

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something right and he's gonna do that
every single time, and you're gonna have

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to fake an orgasm for the rest
of your life instead, just tell him

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what the frick to do so that
he's not an idiot. What do you

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have to say? What do you
guys have to say? Some men know

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that I have to say, I'm
not gonna fake a goddamn thing because I

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don't give a shit. See it's
so many too, so, so many

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too. Yeah. No. If
I if I can't reach an orgasm,

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which you know, at my age, that should sometimes happens, and I

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just get frustrated after you know,
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that fucking vibrate time out. What
do you mean at your age that's expected

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to happen. What are you talking
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yeah, I'm fifty. So you
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age and it's like things take longer
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you know, I've had funny.
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you can She wonders why guys are
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like this when they're fifty and it's
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that. So the guy's gone.
The guys like I'm out of here.

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Very good. That happens when you
get to be fifty and that is that

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you will tell a man exactly what
the fuck you want is exactly and that

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and that is something that no twenty
year old is capable of. And listen,

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watch your mouth. Because this is
a family friendly show. Really,

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that's not what she said the introduction
when you told people to fucking watch not

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necessarily a family friendly show. I'm
gonna friendly. You know where it is

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friendly. I'll tell you when it's
family friendly. What do you want?

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It's not piper man. Okay,
it's pipe man, Get it right,

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will yeah? Pipe man? When
you say family friendly, we should not

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talk about sucking in the ass.
We shouldn't. I mean, what will

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cousins? Cousins? Fucking polar bears? Where do we draw? Well,

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wait a minute, I have to
stop. You have polar bears because you're

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gonna insult a group of uh furries? Furries? Do that are you?

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I was okay, I was a
free So you does that mean you don't

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shave down there? Just so smart? You are so smart. I'm so

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glad that you picked up on that. So I did not shave down there.

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I didn't even know that the world
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time I had sex people were not
we we we we actually appreciated that we

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looked like adults. Wait wait,
but I just say as a male,

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there was nothing that we appreciate about
that. Okay, because listen, it's

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like bad. It's it's like bad
dental floss is what it turns out?

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A bit tell you something. I'm
a dude, but I'm not looking to

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part the red sea. Okay,
listen, listen. If I see a

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man with no hair down there and
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like looking at a little fucking boy, and I don't want to I agree.

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I agree on the I agree on
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sucking hair. I don't mind fucking
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or a fucking face. I like
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like they shouldn't have no hair.
I feel like maybe a pedal file,

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you know, I have at least
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at least a landing strip, so
there's a marker of where to go.

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Well, okay, a landing strip
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right, that's it's it's a landing
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whole point of this was that when
you're down there, you didn't have any

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hair, like you know, sucking
in your mouth or whatever. So I'm

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not sure why you even want the
landing strip. Might as well take that

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ship all the way off, which
okay, I'm doing it, but I

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hate it. I can tell you
though, there is there is something that

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happened from people starting to shave down
there is they got rid of the time.

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Well, they got rid of the
term muff diving. You're not muff

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diving. There was remember Rebel when
we were reporting on the show, when

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Madonna was dying her hair under arm
hair, Remember that it was like a

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trend for a while. People were
women were dying like fantasy colors like red

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and pink and dang yeah yeah,
yea, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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I like that. I'm gonna die
my shit white like some little old

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lady. And then I'm gonna be
like, ah, oh so you're oh,

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so you're basically gonna state the way
you are. Oh. So here's

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why I gotta say, let let's
pause all this for a second, because

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I do have a Valentine's gift for
everybody out there listening. Okay, So

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sweet of you. We're gonna give
away tickets. All you have to do

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is go to my socials at pipe
Man Radio, pipe Man Radio on all

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socials tell us you want to enter
to win tickets. We have two festivals

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right now we're giving tickets a way
for one is Bourbon and Beyond, which

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is in September. Let's hear a
little bit about Bourbon and Beyond right now

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and why you should win tickets the
World's biggest Bourbon in Music festival Bourbon and

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with Zach Fryan, Dave Matthews,
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Hey, Louisville's Own by Morning checket
match by Twitty Cody Jinks, Merren Morris

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and Moore September nineteenth for twenty second
in Louisville, Kentucky. I sell dow

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at Bourbon and Beyond dot com.
Rachel sold by the first word. She's

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sold like she doesn't care about the
music. She just wants that bourbon.

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And there's every bourbon you could possibly
have there even at Okay, so Rebel's

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been at Louder than Life. I
was telling Rachel. Okay, so lauder

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In Life and Bourbon Beyond are a
week apart from EACHR say, same promoter

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DWP and basically they have the same
bourbon rebel. How many people came over

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to me and wanted to give me
free bourbon? A lot of people like

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to share their bourbon. I don't
know how they share it, but you

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know, they definitely like to share
it. And they had some good ones

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too. Hey, hey, everybody
that's watching, and you'll have heard me

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talk about my cousin. Look rare
footage. He said that if I helped

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him in the Polar Bear costume,
he would eat my pussy in the car

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and he said, no, get
out. Well maybe maybe you should have

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taken a shower to that. Damn. I don't tell her mother that you

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said you would not go down on
me in the car with the construction workers.

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That's why you should celebrate vale Time's
Day, because then that's your gift

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right there. I tell you what, though, I think because of what

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Rachel was doing in the bathroom earlier, she might have to go to prison.

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And it's my favorite, it's my
favorite prison, Shawshank Prison. So

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like I do all these festivals,
yeah. I do all these festivals and

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my daughter will call me up like, so, are you excited to go

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to this festival. I'm like,
well, I don't know if it excited.

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It's the right word. It's a
lot of fun, but when you're

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doing it every weekend, I don't
know if it's exciting. But then the

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first year I did incarceration and I
was sitting on the prison yard of Shawshank

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Prison, I called up. I
was like, man, am I excited?

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Okay, I'm standing on the prison
yard of Shawshank Prison. And there's

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lots of great pics. If you
check out my socials and go back,

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there's a lot of great pics of
me in the prison that I did get

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locked up there. While I was
there, I missed some interviews because they

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locked me up in the cells inside
the prison because what I was doing was

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is I was hiding in the prison
because the prison is haunted, the Ohio

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State Reformatory is haunted. So I
was hiding out and when people would walk

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by, I would scare them,
and so the prison police they grabbed me

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and they locked me up or doing
that till the festival was over, because

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you know, they wanted people to
be able to walk around without me scaring

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them, and I refused to stop. Okay, but oh my god,

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I love that movie. I love
that festival. I can't wait. It's

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in July, and let's hear more
about that one because we're giving away tickets

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to that one too. Sell me
Alarm. Incarceration. The Music a Tattoo

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Festival is that. Let's shine down
Godsmack, Freaking Benjamin, Hailstorm, The

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Offspring, Chavelle, bad Omens Time
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tattoos, one Prison, hunt House
and more passes on sale now at incarceration

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dot com. So let's play.
Can you top this? Okay? So

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Rachel went to the bathroom on the
air. Today, I went to the

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bathroom in a prison cell in Shawshank
Prison at Incarceration Live on TikTok, which

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one wins. Oh wow, I
gotta say coons to both of y'all for

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doing it. I mean, I
once did a show live in the shower

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that was fun, but it wasn't
on video. Well, now you gotta

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do one on video. I know, that's an only fans thing. Have

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you set up the only fans Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up because

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I was going to bring that up, being that it is piping the Pipantine's

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Day. Okay, that's a mouthful. Say that ten times, rebel piping,

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Tine's Day, Happy pipe, Say
Happy Pipantinees Day ten times fast do

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it, Happy Pipine's Day, Happy
Pipine's Day, Heavy piping, Tine's Day,

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Happy piping, Tine's Day, heavy
pipe, and Tine's Day, heavy

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pipe, and Tine say. You
just like to hear this? Yeah,

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I love it. Okay, So
I'm glad we have Rachel. I'm glad

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we have Rachel back because we just
brought up about the pipe Man only fans,

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okay, because I wanted to make
the announcement today on Piping Tine's Day

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Day that we will be launching the
pipe Man radio only fans, and we

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are. I think what we're gonna
do is that that clip from early this

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here will go on it for sure, but that clip from earlier will take

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out a clip of Rachel going to
the bathroom in the public bathroom that that

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will appear for the super subscribers on
the pipe Man Radio only underwear. She's

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showing you. I know, I
found these at the resale shop. I

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did not wash them. I found
them at the resale shop. They had

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the price tag on him. But
so I don't think they've been worn.

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I gotta change clothes. I gotta
go to the next event. Yeah,

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but you should wash them first.
Why, oh, well we have already

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established the VD right. Well,
yeah, I suppose so, speaking of

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which? What what is that?
Speak of which? What is that little

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spot on your lip? There?
My tongue? Hold on, I gotta

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change this. This stress is hard
to get out of. It's fucking tight.

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Oh you don't want it? Tis
to you? No, we don't.

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Who Yeah, can't be doing all
that all that. You gotta have

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a little bit of discretion. There, she's the she's no longer a chef,

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not she's sex nut. Whoa there
it is? You want it?

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Crazy? You got it? Well? Wait? How come I never see

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you do that on coffee talk.
I can't do that on coffee talk?

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Why because I save it for you, doll. Yeah, that's a bunch

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of bullshit. Okay, Just like
you said, when you turn fifty and

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you don't like do the faking it. You just tell him how to do

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it well for a guy turning fifty, we don't buy that bullshit that you

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guys try to feed us. So
that we'll give you whatever you want coffee

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talk that she doesn't coffee talk.
I'm gonna save all the weird ship for

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our only fans or fans only or
whatever the fu Yeah exactly, So from

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now on that stuff will be the
bonus content on the pipe Man Radio Only

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fans. Okay, okay, don't
show it here, but but we'll do.

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Well, we'll do. You'll film
some stuff and send it that will

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put it on there, so everybody, Okay. For Valentine's Day, if

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you go to pipe Man Radio and
you message me that you want more information

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about the pipe Man Radio Only fans, you will automatically be entered to win

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tickets to either Bourbon and Beyond our
Incarceration. We'll give it your choice when

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you win, so you like.
It depends on what you're into, because

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if like you're into you know,
S and M, you might want to

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go to incarceration. If you're into
making love, maybe Bourbon and beyond.

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Maybe Bourbon and Beyond Now rebels making
faces. Do you know why I'm saying

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this, because think about it.
If you're into S and M, I've

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heard of B you've never heard of
S and M Y s M ding dong.

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Well, okay, so the slave
master part, No, it's say

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the kids of massacres Satanism ding dong. So if you're in, we'll rephrase

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it. If you're into BD s
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you're gonna get locked up. That's
why bourbon. You know you got some

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nice blues and cool bourbon. That's
more making love type of thing. So

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that's that's the deal. Okay,
Just ask me about the pipe Man radio

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only fans and no, there's there's
not gonna be anything like risque of me

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Rachel. Maybe Rebel Rebel. We'll
just have We'll just have Rebel with our

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four boyfriends, all right, and
there will be feet and there will be

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food, lots of food. I'm
gonna do some food right now, as

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a matter of fact. Nice do
it right now, live on the air

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while Rebel and I talk and you
just stay quiet, barefoot and pregnant in

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the yountpregnant me. I can you
know I could do it from here?

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Too, I have the technology,
you know, you know what that little

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hiatus we had a couple of years
ago, remind of speaking which remember that

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movie I think it was called Demolition
Man with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes and

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Sandra Bullock and like they freeze both
Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone and they wake

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up in the future and there was
some disease that shut down the world.

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And then so from then on there
was no such thing as exchange of bodily

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fluids. Like everything was virtual reality
and it's coming true. Like Apple just

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came out with those virtual reality things, like so you could do anything now

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without actually doing the activity and not
catching any diseases. So on VB days,

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well maybe not, maybe I don't
know, you know, maybe it's

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better. Maybe it's better because I
know for me, it'd be kind of

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cool because then I wouldn't even have
to take the virtual reality thing off when

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I'm done, I could just switch
the man in football instead of having to

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get off the bead, go over
to the couch and turn on my xbox.

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Look at this. This is why
she has v DT. That's a

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that's a taste of the only fans
she loves her sausage on v D she

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loves her sausage. Well, look
at she's talented. Can can you make

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it disappear? Makes me? Okay? So I want to bring on a

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special guest right now, if you
If he wants to come on, he's

404
00:36:42.599 --> 00:36:47.440
the pipe, not in the back, not behind the not that back.

405
00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:52.079
Okay. I knew you were gonna
go there. Okay, but yeah,

406
00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:59.920
okay, So let's bring the engineer
that's making this all happen and make it

407
00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:04.199
mean. You know, Rachel looked
good because you should see what she looks

408
00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:09.880
like without the filters and all that. Okay, it's it's it's like this

409
00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:15.440
movie I was just watching where the
girl like she is there a filter on?

410
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:19.400
Right now? No? Yeah you
will. Yeah, you look like

411
00:37:19.480 --> 00:37:23.800
an alien. You're like the blue
alien on Star Trek that Captain Kirk wanted

412
00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:28.880
to have sex with. But anyway, let's let's break on the show one.

413
00:37:29.119 --> 00:37:30.960
If he wants to come on,
he might not want. Hello,

414
00:37:30.119 --> 00:37:36.159
I'm here, okay, So I
want since we're getting, you know,

415
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:42.440
really into things here and you've been
observing everything going on, I want you

416
00:37:42.599 --> 00:37:49.320
to pretend like you're a journalistic reporter
and tell us if you were out there

417
00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:54.840
in the news reporting on this show
today, what would you say. I'm

418
00:37:54.840 --> 00:37:59.079
gonna, I'm gonna. Oh boy, that's a tough one. There's a

419
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:04.199
lot to say. I don't know
if any that I have to say would

420
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:07.400
make it into actual news. I
think they would all be edited out or

421
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:14.679
bleeped out. Uh yes, screw
them, screw that editing. You say

422
00:38:14.719 --> 00:38:20.719
what she wants to do to you. It's Lee, it's Loreina Bobbitt.

423
00:38:24.360 --> 00:38:30.920
It just appeared to make it smaller
to do that. Okay. One is

424
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:37.679
what you're doing right now making you
scared? No, no, because it's

425
00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:44.519
making me scared. She didn't say
my name, So I'm good that see.

426
00:38:44.599 --> 00:38:47.719
But that's how they get away with
it. Okay. So I want

427
00:38:47.719 --> 00:38:53.599
to bring back because there has been
some alterations rebel since it's Valentie's Day and

428
00:38:53.679 --> 00:39:00.679
we got to fill one in too. We need to talk about the loves

429
00:39:00.760 --> 00:39:06.719
of pipe Man's life. But they
have changed since since previous seasons. Okay,

430
00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:15.719
Oh wow, that's a pretty shrimpy
peepee. We're doing shrimp We're gonna

431
00:39:15.760 --> 00:39:17.599
do some. We're like, you
know, we're gonna do some. Let's

432
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:22.000
just make some fay or some ship. Right. See, I love this

433
00:39:22.719 --> 00:39:25.920
and I'm I'm hungry. I'm in
Costa Rica right now. So after the

434
00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:30.159
show, now you're gonna make me
go out and get some weird thing to

435
00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:35.760
eat at Let's do a little Cajun
ship because you know in in in Marty

436
00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:43.920
braw. Oh so there was actually
I'm Marty gross celebration here in Costa Rica

437
00:39:44.079 --> 00:39:50.599
yesterday. Oh considering yesterday was ya, but they did one. They did

438
00:39:50.679 --> 00:39:54.599
one here like this is Costa Rica. People do it all over. It's

439
00:39:54.679 --> 00:40:01.480
catchy. Yeah, it might be
catchy. People only just want to excuse

440
00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:05.400
the party. That's the bottom line. Okay, do you really need an

441
00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:07.400
excuse these days? Right? I
mean that's what I was gonna say.

442
00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:13.800
I don't need a excuse. I
don't need an excuse, Just like Valentine's

443
00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:17.320
Day. You don't have to show
your love on only Valentine's Day. Rachel

444
00:40:17.519 --> 00:40:22.599
is. Rachel is kind of like, uh, the Blake Shelting of this

445
00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:27.480
show because that cup she has all
day long, it always has alcohol in

446
00:40:27.599 --> 00:40:34.360
it from morning till night. Yeah, and then and then she gets hungry

447
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:37.840
and and makes great food. She
makes everything from scratch. Rachel I mean,

448
00:40:38.199 --> 00:40:43.960
rebel. Yeah, I make my
own mayonnaise, I make my own

449
00:40:44.159 --> 00:40:49.360
muster everything. Do you do that, Rebel? No? Yeah, no,

450
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:55.280
no, no, no no.
Will you do that Walmart where you

451
00:40:55.440 --> 00:41:00.840
go to Walmart to the frozen food
section and get the box goods. No,

452
00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:04.360
no, that's actually unhealthy for you
guys. So here's the thing for

453
00:41:04.480 --> 00:41:09.079
Valentine's Day. Don't shop the box
stuff. Shop the outside of the supermarket,

454
00:41:09.320 --> 00:41:13.480
the fresh stuff. Not that it's
really any better because you don't know

455
00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:15.400
what kind of meat they're putting in
there these days, seeing as they think

456
00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:23.000
we should be eating crickets and other
crickets have great protein. Rebel, Come

457
00:41:23.079 --> 00:41:28.880
on eating, it's one thing you're
in Louisiana, Rebel, What do you

458
00:41:29.039 --> 00:41:32.199
know about healthy eating? You guys
eat the most unhealthy crap in the universe.

459
00:41:32.760 --> 00:41:36.840
What we eat some of the best
stuff in the universe. Come on,

460
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:38.800
it ain't healthy. It may be
good, but it ain't healthy.

461
00:41:39.320 --> 00:41:43.800
Nobody said it had to be healthy. Martya, it's good. You know

462
00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:46.320
that kind of looked like Lasan.
That kind of looked like for a second

463
00:41:46.400 --> 00:41:51.079
that you guys were playing Pikaboo because
she opened their legs. Have you covered

464
00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:54.159
your eyes. I could be I
could be the new bit on the show

465
00:41:58.000 --> 00:42:02.400
Pikaboo with the pipe nuts, Peekaboo
with the pipe nuts. There it is.

466
00:42:05.039 --> 00:42:09.920
They'll have to check on the only
fans, the only fans, So

467
00:42:10.159 --> 00:42:14.960
check this out. Okay, first
we got to talk about the love of

468
00:42:15.079 --> 00:42:19.000
my life and love of my life
is it? Do you think it's weird,

469
00:42:19.159 --> 00:42:23.079
rebel that the loves of my life
are all like actual characters not people?

470
00:42:24.960 --> 00:42:29.360
Okay, and I have been married
for years. I can understand that.

471
00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:34.159
I appreciate that and understand that.
Here's my top three. Okay,

472
00:42:34.639 --> 00:42:38.199
and it has changed rebel way.
The top three used to be rebel where

473
00:42:38.280 --> 00:42:44.320
the top three used to be Come
on, you know, have an essence?

474
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:50.800
Yeah? Amy Lee was up there? Yeah? Who else she's not?

475
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:54.679
Remember, not on the top three? Now I don't. I'm like,

476
00:42:54.840 --> 00:42:58.960
removing real people out of the top
three, is what's happening? Because

477
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:00.800
then I don't, you know,
because otherwise I'm going to offend people,

478
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:05.559
like all those women out there that
don't make the cut, They're going to

479
00:43:05.599 --> 00:43:12.360
be offended. She should be on
the top of this, and she is

480
00:43:12.440 --> 00:43:15.480
in the top She's not in the
top three, but she is quite the

481
00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:24.639
contender for sure. So the top
three are Harley Quinn. And I don't

482
00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:30.599
mean Margot Robbie, I mean Harley
Quinn. I mean the character Harley Quinn.

483
00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:36.960
What do I love about Harley Quinn? Do you know? Heins?

484
00:43:37.360 --> 00:43:45.039
Well, her craziness, but her
love, her love for the Joker,

485
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:50.400
like that, that love between Joker
and Harley Quinn, that is like that

486
00:43:50.639 --> 00:43:54.719
is the coolest love ever. You
don't like when she calls him daddy.

487
00:43:57.239 --> 00:43:59.880
Yeah, that's a little weird to
me because you know, it makes me

488
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:04.320
field pedophile is shit and so yeah, I'm not into that day anything that

489
00:44:04.440 --> 00:44:07.000
doesn't that creeps you out? When
you got four kids an eight great exactly,

490
00:44:07.199 --> 00:44:09.559
I get that. I get that. I understand that. That's that

491
00:44:10.199 --> 00:44:15.199
creeps me out too, Like I
can't do any like child shit. Yes,

492
00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:22.480
you know I have three daughters and
four granddaughters. That's a little too

493
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:28.320
creepy. Okay, Like the pipe
man will do ship, but there's certain

494
00:44:28.400 --> 00:44:32.559
things the pipe man will not do, okay, and then okay. The

495
00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:38.119
the other one is Hannah McKay.
Do you guys know who Hannah McKay is

496
00:44:42.679 --> 00:44:46.000
van Do you know who Hannah McKay
is no, I cannot. Okay,

497
00:44:46.159 --> 00:44:51.119
so there's this show. Most people
that watch the show would know who that

498
00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:58.559
is called Dexter. Oh okay,
Yeah, I love so what I love

499
00:44:58.639 --> 00:45:02.320
about Hannah McKay a serial killer guy. Yeah, so I love about Hanna

500
00:45:02.360 --> 00:45:07.960
McKay. She was a serial killer
too. But Dexter had multiple relationships.

501
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:13.760
For the first one was with a
totally good girl, and so he had

502
00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:16.360
to hide half of who he was, you know, he couldn't be one

503
00:45:16.440 --> 00:45:22.960
hundred percent him. She loved the
nice guy Dexter both she ever knew about

504
00:45:22.440 --> 00:45:29.440
the serial killer Dexter that that relationship
was over. And then the second one,

505
00:45:29.559 --> 00:45:35.800
she was batshit crazy and she only
liked the bad Dexter, so he

506
00:45:35.880 --> 00:45:40.719
couldn't be good Dexter around her.
The third one would have been perfect,

507
00:45:40.760 --> 00:45:46.880
but she was just temporary because Dexter
actually helped her get to get over a

508
00:45:46.960 --> 00:45:52.400
ship by killing people. And then
there was Hannah McKay who also was a

509
00:45:52.519 --> 00:46:00.679
serial killer, but she loved and
embraced both sides of de Kie. And

510
00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:05.199
that's the key, man, If
you could be exactly who you are inside

511
00:46:05.280 --> 00:46:09.079
your head, exactly who you are
inside your head, just like Rachel is

512
00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:17.119
right. Now, then you can
just be yourself. And so what happened

513
00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:22.519
was is because he could be himself
and he could be either side, and

514
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:28.480
she didn't just tolerate, but embrace
all sides of him. He stopped killing

515
00:46:28.559 --> 00:46:34.480
people because he no longer had to
urge. That's the type of woman that

516
00:46:34.599 --> 00:46:40.280
the pipe man wants. Right there. It's magic and the number three is

517
00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:45.800
a real life person that is a
celebrity, so it's not a real life

518
00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:50.679
happening. It's a human being that's
in real life. But she's married,

519
00:46:50.800 --> 00:46:53.760
so it's never happening until she gets
divorced. Funny enough, we used to

520
00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:57.880
say that about Amy Lee, right, and then I think Amilee Lee got

521
00:46:57.960 --> 00:47:01.719
divorced. Right. So hold on
a second. People need to learn not

522
00:47:01.840 --> 00:47:06.920
to call while I'm live on the
air. Hold on a second. Okay,

523
00:47:07.320 --> 00:47:09.760
so I'm live on the air right
now. If you want to give

524
00:47:09.800 --> 00:47:14.599
a stock report live on the air, you I'll put you up to the

525
00:47:14.719 --> 00:47:20.159
microphone. If not, I'll call
you back after the show. Can't do

526
00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:28.280
there? You go there, It
is all right. I'll get compliance authorization

527
00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:31.239
and I'll get back to you.
All right, get back to me on

528
00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:42.119
that Bye. Okay, Like,
so people got learn right, rebel,

529
00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:50.360
don't call me my show, don't
they will become a prank call exactly or

530
00:47:50.760 --> 00:47:54.400
or worse or worse or worse,
or we might just bearade them or something.

531
00:47:55.760 --> 00:48:04.559
So number three is Jessica Alba.
Why Jessica Alva. She's freaking hot

532
00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:09.639
as a superhero and Fantastic four.
She's totally gorgeous in real life. She's

533
00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:14.599
a totally great mom. That's a
huge, huge turn on. Okay,

534
00:48:15.559 --> 00:48:17.519
and do I know that for sure? No, I don't, But just

535
00:48:17.639 --> 00:48:23.440
from observance, let's say my perception
is she she's got the perception of also

536
00:48:23.599 --> 00:48:31.239
the girl next door, and she's
a super smart business person, entrepreneur and

537
00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:38.760
talented entertainer. So she checks all
the boxes. Like. The only one

538
00:48:38.840 --> 00:48:54.519
that comes even close to that it
is Rachel Rachel exactly. Okay, So

539
00:48:54.679 --> 00:49:00.719
Rachel, real quick, you gotta
tell everybody in thirty seconds about your social

540
00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:04.800
media, your coffee talk, you're
all that stuff. Okay, find you

541
00:49:04.880 --> 00:49:09.880
up Rachel roberts recipes or Rachel and
robertson, and you gotta watch me for

542
00:49:10.159 --> 00:49:16.480
coffee talk. How about you,
rebel, give your live your spiel.

543
00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:22.119
Okay, find me on Facebook,
Instagram and TikTok on TikTok. It's not

544
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:28.440
Rebel Medler, it's KPI underscore e
n t. Oh my god, every

545
00:49:28.519 --> 00:49:30.840
again, I'm so frickin hungry.
Look at that. Oh my god,

546
00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:35.840
that quick? You know. You
know, the person that just called is

547
00:49:35.960 --> 00:49:38.519
my brother, and I'm gonna have
to send him a copy of this because

548
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:42.599
when he sees you going to a
bathroom and some of the stuff you've done

549
00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:47.400
through the show, well nothing,
you'll never get authorization for that, exactly.

550
00:49:47.519 --> 00:49:52.519
There's no compliance authorization for that for
sure. So you can catch the

551
00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:55.920
pipe Man at pipe Man Radio.
On all socials, we are live in

552
00:49:57.119 --> 00:50:01.760
person with the three of us and
anybody else that we bring on. For

553
00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:05.239
the four of us, that's right, but we can't see them. That's

554
00:50:05.280 --> 00:50:09.719
why I was thrown off by that. And then every Wednesday live at one

555
00:50:09.800 --> 00:50:15.840
pm Eastern time. For those of
you that can't do math, that's New

556
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:22.639
Central, that's eleven Mountain and that
is ten Pacific time. And then if

557
00:50:22.679 --> 00:50:27.960
you're in Australia, which you probably
are, I don't know, you're going

558
00:50:28.000 --> 00:50:31.280
to have to figure it out because
it's it's too confusing for me to talk

559
00:50:31.320 --> 00:50:36.679
about tomorrow today and you know all
that stuff. But anyway, yeah,

560
00:50:37.239 --> 00:50:42.159
you need to tune in. You
can catch any of the past shows you've

561
00:50:42.239 --> 00:50:47.639
missed on all of the podcasts outlets, including iHeartRadio because I am iHeart Talent,

562
00:50:49.280 --> 00:50:52.880
and you know, you can also
catch all my interviews. They play

563
00:50:53.000 --> 00:50:59.239
live every day at eight am on
W four CY Radio and they're on all

564
00:50:59.280 --> 00:51:04.440
the podcasts out let's we I do
lots of interviews every week with you know,

565
00:51:04.840 --> 00:51:09.559
music rock stars, with business people, spiritual people, health and wellness

566
00:51:09.639 --> 00:51:15.360
people, motivational people. Check it
out, everybody. I hope you have

567
00:51:15.440 --> 00:51:20.079
a great piping teens day and don't
get VD but if you do, don't,

568
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:29.159
don't grant me, don't scratch.
Tune in next week to the Adventures

569
00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:44.679
Pipement. Thank you for listening to
the Adventures of Pipemin. I'm w for

570
00:51:45.039 --> 00:51:45.599
CUI Radio.