The PipemanRadio Version of Valentine's Day SPECIAL - Pipentine's Day!

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0:51 So fipe man, I'll tell you four. See why I'm com Liz pom Beach is number one Internet radio station. Here's your host, the vipe Man. Yo oh, I have VD, REBELSVD, rachel SVD when you like to have VD two happy whatever anybody's calling it, there's calling it so many names. Now it's Valentine's Day, it's Gallantine's Day, but now it's Pipantine's Day. So let me welcome to show my pipe nuts, swamp nut and chef Nut. Come on out of your holes, all right, so we all have VD? Is it a group thing that we all get it together.

1:38 No, See what happened was is there was this thing that you got that you know, it rhymes with rot, and instead of the five G chip being injected, we were all injected with VD. So yeah, so you know, one in four people has herpes, so three of us and then there's our others on our other pipe nut that's engineering the show. One that means one of us has herpees. One of us has herpees, and I would venture to say it's probably the one, the one that well is kind of like left out right now and maybe had sexual relations with the KKK just saying speaking of speaking, all right, you got upe have a good time with that. So with her, I know, well everybody can watch her pee while I talk. I mean McDonald's, you're on podcast. You gotta got you gotta get their permission, get their permission. Go ten manager, Go up ten manager, offer him some pimpo cream and ask for permission.

3:10 Wouldn't that suck? Being like sixty five years old and your boss was some sixteen year old kid at McDonald's. How would you feel about that? Rebel? Look, wait a minute, she's a transgender because she's like standing up paying No, I got there's people in both stalls, so you're doing the Oh my god, Oh so Rachel, why don't you why don't you report to us from the bathroom, tell us what's going on? Anybody else on the show because they need to sign releases for Okay, Well, give us a play by play description of your pe Okay, first of all, I did not wear anywhere today because I have so I I have a question.

4:23 Is that Do you have VD? Is that why you have to pee so badly? Probably to now if I didn't before, because I'm sitting all the toiling. Wow. But and you didn't even put that seat cover down, like you don't know what's ploy. No, they have those paper things you pull out to put down there or let Yeah, Hi, do you know do you know how many people actually masturbate in those public bathrooms? Listen?

5:04 It's actually no, it's a known thing. Google it, Google it. It's it's it's like a meeting spot. You have to put your hand underneath thing that it's automatic. Yeah, put your face, put your face under there. Yes, you're broadcasting live from the bathroom. People, it's gonna look it's getting a little out of hand. Well, it was actually already out of hand. But you know, I want to ask, you're both females. Okay, there's a big thing this year about Gallantine's Day.

5:49 Do you guys know what Gallentine's Day is? Gallant? No? No, not like a gallon of gas, like gal like gal in Time's Day. You know, I haven't heard of it. Oh well, let's get your opinion on this, Okay. So basically, it's all these women that don't have dates for Valentine's Day. They're calling a Gallantine's Day, and they're all getting together and going out, which I think that's kind of I think that's kind of cool to the concept of doing that itself. But then, as usual on social media, people are a bunch of I don't know, like I can't even say what they are, and so now it becomes a whole man bashing thing. It's like, you know, it's like the Miley Cyrus dog. I don't need you to bring me down. So why wait, why do they become a guy bashing thing? Well, because it's like that, I don't know. I think they're sore because they don't because they don't have a date on Valentine's Day. So let's blame the guys. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's no reason to blame a guy because you don't have a date. Okay, do you have a Valentine date? Rebel? Four of them? Yes, four? And tell and tell. It's how you manage. How do you manage four dates on Valentine's Day? How does that

7:25 work? Tell me? Well, okay, so this morning I was waking up to breakfast in bed and flowers from your kids doesn't count. No, it was a guy. Thank you. Then I got up, showered. Look at her. Look at her. She's blushing. She's blushing. She may not be wearing the colors of Valentine's Day, but her face is. Go ahead anyway. So I got up, took a shower, left his place, came into work, did officials, left, went on a frunch thing real quick where I got a cool bear it's made of little roses, and came back to work to do the show. After the show, I have a I guess a tea time thing where we're just gonna grab tea.

8:18 I don't drink coffee, so it's not a coffee. Does he get a hole in one? Not just one, not the one for the tea. But and then later on this evening, I'm going with another guy and we're gonna do the dinner and fun thing. Wow, what's the fun thing? May man? Well, I don't understand what's fun thing? What's the fun thing? Wow? Something may be involved. Does it involve the possibility of VB? No? Okay, all right, so you're not having sexual relations?

8:58 Not not that a sexual relations, but what kind are you talking about? Because I hear we go again with the kind of sexual relations. You know, anything with sexual relations can spread VD. Okay, all right, Well, hey, neither one of us have that, so I don't have to worry about that that you know of that. You know, I do know because we've both been tested for everything. Because I just hold on a second, I got closed my email. It just beeped on us. That was stupid. All right, go ahead anyway, So, yes, everybody's been tested for everything. Anytime I sleep with someone, it's a prerequisite because I don't want to catch anything. I can't catch anything, so it's a prerequisite. And I've been sleeping with this guy for oh, I don't know, eight years now, so I think I'm good. Yeah, but that doesn't mean that guy isn't sleeping like with e too regularly get tested? Well, I have a question. So you know you're in Louisiana, and it's an absolute fact that the closest animal vagina to a human is a sheep.

10:13 And as a matter of fact, I went to high school with somebody that ended up winning the Heisman Trophy in college football that on a bet on a bet, had sex with a sheep. I kid you not that that's how boring things were in the town that I went to high school. That that's what you had to come up with for fun. That's now where all the celebrities. It's also where all now that all the celebrities live now. Okay, so that should tell you something, But that's say something. So question is if your man has sex with your sheep, is that cheating? Yes, if you didn't know about it beforehand, what do you think, Rachel?

11:03 I think I don't give a ship. I don't care. If my man really liked the sheep and the sheep and it was consensual, I'm okay with that. So you're so you're you're like, you're like a beast reality polygamous. I mean, I don't know, will does sheep go down on me. I don't know, have you ever asked maybe if I put like some little what does sheep eat in my and then like what the sheep? Yeah? Well, I don't know. You guys always get me. That was a big toy. Did you see that? That's what happens when you have sexm with sheep? Is you need something that big to get in there.

11:56 Yeah. I don't think that's what sheep? So okay, Rachel, So what do you think of this whole Gallantines Day thing? I think it's awesome. A bunch of women all hanging out, that part is definitely awesome. What about the negative? What about the negative part where they're like, manbashion over it, like just have a good time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever exactly, you know, just look, just go have a good time or whatever. How about this? How about this? What do you think about the people that sell I don't still have them back because I kind of want my man. Well there you go. So here's the next question is, so what about those people men and women that sit there and they say, oh, Valentine's Day, it's just a bunch of bullshit, blah blah blah blah blah, blah, and none of them are ever in a relationship when they say that, by the way, son, because it is bullshit. It's like, I feel like it's just another time to spend money to eat ship that we're not supposed to eat, eat my candy, spend my money on. Okay, guys, let me ask you, do you what do you feel the next day about anything you've received as

13:26 a present on Valentine's You don't want to see that ship like a big fucking stupid pink teddy bear. Throw that ship out. I don't want to have a fucking heart shaped sucking pillow. And you know you really feel, tell us how you really feel? Yeah, hi, yeah right, and it's it's you know, what is it? It should be a day for no kids, But what happens is every holiday kids. How about how about when you're the first call in the morning, is your kid wishing you a happy Valentine's Day. That's what happened to me today. That was the first goal.

14:09 Yeh see, so my youngest Rachel, she called this morning and to wish me a happy Valentine's Day. So, like, I think I did something right in teaching, because here's the thing I agree, but I also disagree typical libra. I have both sides, okay, because the fact is is every person I've ever known that says bull crap like I don't need a day to celebrate, I could do it every day, they never do it any other day. My father may Rest in peace, who was one of the coolest characters ever, but definitely was was more of the cool character than the father for sure, and he used to say, like about holidays like birthday and Hanukkah, he would say, I don't need an excuse to give a gift. I could give a gift any day of the year, and that's what people say about Valentine's Day two, But he never gave a gift any other day of the year. So like, yes, should you be you know, acting a certain way with your significant other other every day?

15:18 Yes? Do most people know? And there's nothing wrong with the busy society that we live in where we're on call twenty four to seven to take one day out to observe something special, because otherwise we might not take that day out because we're working seven days a week, ninety hours a week. Rebel, what do you have to say, Well, I do agree that it could be a special thing, but lately every day is just another day. Like yesterday was BONDI groth, I worked, it was just another day.

16:00 Well that's true. What other holidays can you look up for us, Rebel? What other holidays are today? Because every day has like a ten million holidays? And I know you're good at that. I know you're good at that because you used to send to our show hosts the holidays, which were pretty much every single day. Yeah, we don't broadcast shows today because it's anything about that broadcast. Here's dog take your dog to work day. It's National Have a Heart fifteen. On Twitter, we're excuse me. You're on a radio show, a live radio show, radio to find a set shop and you need headsets because we can hear your feedback. So next time, come prepared. I did hear everything I'm saying back at me. Turn that ship off. I don't want I hear me. Nobody else wants to hear me either, Yes they do. Sure, so, Rebel, I'm looking it up. Okay, but continue with what you're saying while you're looking up.

17:14 Oh all right. So yeah, you should be able to do something special, but it shouldn't be a have to thing because it is commercialized. To be quite honest, I mean, why not appreciate your love any day in a given day. Why do we Why are we so trained? We're the biggest test rats that they are. We human beings are the biggest test exam animals that we have. Because they tell us, oh, we're gonna do this on this day, and because someone told you that what it was, that's what you keep doing, and you keep doing just like you say, if you tell somebody they're doing it right, even though it's not right, they're gonna keep doing it the same way because they think they're doing it right. So Mitch, okay, I have advice. I want to stop you right there because I have advice for all the people out there, Okay, especially the one's doing this. But basically, on Valentine's Day, of all days, is today, you should not fake an orgasm. Faking an orgasm does nothing for you except secause. If you're a female and you fake the orgasm with the guy. Okay, let's say the guy thinks he did something right and he's gonna do that every single time, and you're gonna have to fake an orgasm for the rest of your life instead, just tell him what the frick to do so that he's not an idiot. What do you have to say? What do you guys have to say? Some men know that I have to say, I'm not gonna fake a goddamn thing because I

18:45 don't give a shit. See it's so many too, so, so many too. Yeah. No. If I if I can't reach an orgasm, which you know, at my age, that should sometimes happens, and I just get frustrated after you know, a couple owers, and I'll just throw that fucking vibrate time out. What do you mean at your age that's expected to happen. What are you talking about? Well, you get to yeah, yeah, I'm fifty. So you know, you get to a certain age and it's like things take longer and sometimes we get tired and so like, you know, I've had funny. You get to a certain age and you can She wonders why guys are going after younger women because women are talking like this when they're fifty and it's not even true, but they're talking like that. So the guy's gone. The guys like I'm out of here.

19:37 Very good. That happens when you get to be fifty and that is that you will tell a man exactly what the fuck you want is exactly and that and that is something that no twenty year old is capable of. And listen, watch your mouth. Because this is a family friendly show. Really, that's not what she said the introduction when you told people to fucking watch not necessarily a family friendly show. I'm gonna friendly. You know where it is friendly. I'll tell you when it's family friendly. What do you want? It's not piper man. Okay, it's pipe man, Get it right, will yeah? Pipe man? When you say family friendly, we should not talk about sucking in the ass. We shouldn't. I mean, what will cousins? Cousins? Fucking polar bears? Where do we draw? Well, wait a minute, I have to stop. You have polar bears because you're gonna insult a group of uh furries? Furries? Do that are you?

20:45 I was okay, I was a free So you does that mean you don't shave down there? Just so smart? You are so smart. I'm so glad that you picked up on that. So I did not shave down there. I didn't even know that the world was shaving down there because the last time I had sex people were not we we we we actually appreciated that we looked like adults. Wait wait, but I just say as a male, there was nothing that we appreciate about that. Okay, because listen, it's like bad. It's it's like bad dental floss is what it turns out? A bit tell you something. I'm a dude, but I'm not looking to part the red sea. Okay, listen, listen. If I see a man with no hair down there and he it just it's to me, it's like looking at a little fucking boy, and I don't want to I agree.

21:40 I agree on the I agree on the women part. I don't mind sucking hair. I don't mind fucking hair on it back or a fucking dick or a fucking face. I like it. Listen, I agree with women like they shouldn't have no hair. I feel like maybe a pedal file, you know, I have at least have at least a landing strip. Have at least a landing strip, so there's a marker of where to go. Well, okay, a landing strip is exactly where your tongue is gonna go, right, that's it's it's a landing strip is in the middle and the whole point of this was that when you're down there, you didn't have any hair, like you know, sucking in your mouth or whatever. So I'm not sure why you even want the landing strip. Might as well take that ship all the way off, which okay, I'm doing it, but I hate it. I can tell you though, there is there is something that happened from people starting to shave down there is they got rid of the time.

22:44 Well, they got rid of the term muff diving. You're not muff diving. There was remember Rebel when we were reporting on the show, when Madonna was dying her hair under arm hair, Remember that it was like a trend for a while. People were women were dying like fantasy colors like red and pink and dang yeah yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I like that. I'm gonna die my shit white like some little old lady. And then I'm gonna be like, ah, oh so you're oh, so you're basically gonna state the way you are. Oh. So here's why I gotta say, let let's pause all this for a second, because I do have a Valentine's gift for everybody out there listening. Okay, So sweet of you. We're gonna give away tickets. All you have to do is go to my socials at pipe Man Radio, pipe Man Radio on all socials tell us you want to enter to win tickets. We have two festivals right now we're giving tickets a way for one is Bourbon and Beyond, which is in September. Let's hear a little bit about Bourbon and Beyond right now and why you should win tickets the World's biggest Bourbon in Music festival Bourbon and Beyond twenty twenty four, a perfect glennd of Bourbon, Colin Airy and Music

24:15 with Zach Fryan, Dave Matthews, bad Tyler Shielders, Neil Young, beck Hey, Louisville's Own by Morning checket match by Twitty Cody Jinks, Merren Morris and Moore September nineteenth for twenty second in Louisville, Kentucky. I sell dow at Bourbon and Beyond dot com. Rachel sold by the first word. She's sold like she doesn't care about the music. She just wants that bourbon. And there's every bourbon you could possibly have there even at Okay, so Rebel's been at Louder than Life. I was telling Rachel. Okay, so lauder In Life and Bourbon Beyond are a week apart from EACHR say, same promoter DWP and basically they have the same bourbon rebel. How many people came over to me and wanted to give me free bourbon? A lot of people like to share their bourbon. I don't know how they share it, but you know, they definitely like to share it. And they had some good ones too. Hey, hey, everybody that's watching, and you'll have heard me talk about my cousin. Look rare footage. He said that if I helped him in the Polar Bear costume, he would eat my pussy in the car and he said, no, get out. Well maybe maybe you should have taken a shower to that. Damn. I don't tell her mother that you

25:51 said you would not go down on me in the car with the construction workers. That's why you should celebrate vale Time's Day, because then that's your gift right there. I tell you what, though, I think because of what Rachel was doing in the bathroom earlier, she might have to go to prison. And it's my favorite, it's my favorite prison, Shawshank Prison. So like I do all these festivals, yeah. I do all these festivals and my daughter will call me up like, so, are you excited to go to this festival. I'm like, well, I don't know if it excited. It's the right word. It's a lot of fun, but when you're doing it every weekend, I don't know if it's exciting. But then the first year I did incarceration and I was sitting on the prison yard of Shawshank Prison, I called up. I was like, man, am I excited?

26:48 Okay, I'm standing on the prison yard of Shawshank Prison. And there's lots of great pics. If you check out my socials and go back, there's a lot of great pics of me in the prison that I did get locked up there. While I was there, I missed some interviews because they locked me up in the cells inside the prison because what I was doing was is I was hiding in the prison because the prison is haunted, the Ohio State Reformatory is haunted. So I was hiding out and when people would walk by, I would scare them, and so the prison police they grabbed me and they locked me up or doing that till the festival was over, because you know, they wanted people to be able to walk around without me scaring them, and I refused to stop. Okay, but oh my god, I love that movie. I love that festival. I can't wait. It's in July, and let's hear more about that one because we're giving away tickets to that one too. Sell me Alarm. Incarceration. The Music a Tattoo Festival is that. Let's shine down Godsmack, Freaking Benjamin, Hailstorm, The Offspring, Chavelle, bad Omens Time eraon is so many more. Report to Historic Ohios Day Reformatory this July nineteen through twenty first three days of NonStop rock tattoos, one Prison, hunt House and more passes on sale now at incarceration dot com. So let's play. Can you top this? Okay? So

28:25 Rachel went to the bathroom on the air. Today, I went to the bathroom in a prison cell in Shawshank Prison at Incarceration Live on TikTok, which one wins. Oh wow, I gotta say coons to both of y'all for doing it. I mean, I once did a show live in the shower that was fun, but it wasn't on video. Well, now you gotta do one on video. I know, that's an only fans thing. Have you set up the only fans Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up because I was going to bring that up, being that it is piping the Pipantine's Day. Okay, that's a mouthful. Say that ten times, rebel piping, Tine's Day, Happy pipe, Say Happy Pipantinees Day ten times fast do it, Happy Pipine's Day, Happy Pipine's Day, Heavy piping, Tine's Day, Happy piping, Tine's Day, heavy pipe, and Tine's Day, heavy pipe, and Tine say. You just like to hear this? Yeah, I love it. Okay, So I'm glad we have Rachel. I'm glad we have Rachel back because we just brought up about the pipe Man only fans, okay, because I wanted to make the announcement today on Piping Tine's Day Day that we will be launching the pipe Man radio only fans, and we

29:57 are. I think what we're gonna do is that that clip from early this here will go on it for sure, but that clip from earlier will take out a clip of Rachel going to the bathroom in the public bathroom that that will appear for the super subscribers on the pipe Man Radio only underwear. She's showing you. I know, I found these at the resale shop. I did not wash them. I found them at the resale shop. They had the price tag on him. But so I don't think they've been worn. I gotta change clothes. I gotta go to the next event. Yeah, but you should wash them first. Why, oh, well we have already established the VD right. Well, yeah, I suppose so, speaking of which? What what is that? Speak of which? What is that little spot on your lip? There? My tongue? Hold on, I gotta change this. This stress is hard to get out of. It's fucking tight.

30:57 Oh you don't want it? Tis to you? No, we don't. Who Yeah, can't be doing all that all that. You gotta have a little bit of discretion. There, she's the she's no longer a chef, not she's sex nut. Whoa there it is? You want it? Crazy? You got it? Well? Wait? How come I never see you do that on coffee talk. I can't do that on coffee talk? Why because I save it for you, doll. Yeah, that's a bunch of bullshit. Okay, Just like you said, when you turn fifty and you don't like do the faking it. You just tell him how to do it well for a guy turning fifty, we don't buy that bullshit that you guys try to feed us. So that we'll give you whatever you want coffee talk that she doesn't coffee talk. I'm gonna save all the weird ship for our only fans or fans only or whatever the fu Yeah exactly, So from now on that stuff will be the bonus content on the pipe Man Radio Only fans. Okay, okay, don't show it here, but but we'll do.

32:25 Well, we'll do. You'll film some stuff and send it that will put it on there, so everybody, Okay. For Valentine's Day, if you go to pipe Man Radio and you message me that you want more information about the pipe Man Radio Only fans, you will automatically be entered to win tickets to either Bourbon and Beyond our Incarceration. We'll give it your choice when you win, so you like. It depends on what you're into, because if like you're into you know, S and M, you might want to go to incarceration. If you're into making love, maybe Bourbon and beyond.

33:07 Maybe Bourbon and Beyond Now rebels making faces. Do you know why I'm saying this, because think about it. If you're into S and M, I've heard of B you've never heard of S and M Y s M ding dong. Well, okay, so the slave master part, No, it's say the kids of massacres Satanism ding dong. So if you're in, we'll rephrase it. If you're into BD s M, why because you don't, then you're gonna get locked up. That's why bourbon. You know you got some nice blues and cool bourbon. That's more making love type of thing. So that's that's the deal. Okay, Just ask me about the pipe Man radio only fans and no, there's there's not gonna be anything like risque of me Rachel. Maybe Rebel Rebel. We'll just have We'll just have Rebel with our four boyfriends, all right, and there will be feet and there will be food, lots of food. I'm gonna do some food right now, as a matter of fact. Nice do it right now, live on the air while Rebel and I talk and you just stay quiet, barefoot and pregnant in

34:40 the yountpregnant me. I can you know I could do it from here? Too, I have the technology, you know, you know what that little hiatus we had a couple of years ago, remind of speaking which remember that movie I think it was called Demolition Man with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock and like they freeze both Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone and they wake up in the future and there was some disease that shut down the world. And then so from then on there was no such thing as exchange of bodily fluids. Like everything was virtual reality and it's coming true. Like Apple just came out with those virtual reality things, like so you could do anything now without actually doing the activity and not catching any diseases. So on VB days, well maybe not, maybe I don't know, you know, maybe it's better. Maybe it's better because I know for me, it'd be kind of cool because then I wouldn't even have to take the virtual reality thing off when I'm done, I could just switch the man in football instead of having to get off the bead, go over to the couch and turn on my xbox.

36:02 Look at this. This is why she has v DT. That's a that's a taste of the only fans she loves her sausage on v D she loves her sausage. Well, look at she's talented. Can can you make it disappear? Makes me? Okay? So I want to bring on a special guest right now, if you If he wants to come on, he's the pipe, not in the back, not behind the not that back.

36:47 Okay. I knew you were gonna go there. Okay, but yeah, okay, So let's bring the engineer that's making this all happen and make it mean. You know, Rachel looked good because you should see what she looks like without the filters and all that. Okay, it's it's it's like this movie I was just watching where the girl like she is there a filter on? Right now? No? Yeah you will. Yeah, you look like an alien. You're like the blue alien on Star Trek that Captain Kirk wanted to have sex with. But anyway, let's let's break on the show one.

37:29 If he wants to come on, he might not want. Hello, I'm here, okay, So I want since we're getting, you know, really into things here and you've been observing everything going on, I want you to pretend like you're a journalistic reporter and tell us if you were out there in the news reporting on this show today, what would you say. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. Oh boy, that's a tough one. There's a lot to say. I don't know if any that I have to say would make it into actual news. I think they would all be edited out or bleeped out. Uh yes, screw them, screw that editing. You say what she wants to do to you. It's Lee, it's Loreina Bobbitt.

38:24 It just appeared to make it smaller to do that. Okay. One is what you're doing right now making you scared? No, no, because it's making me scared. She didn't say my name, So I'm good that see. But that's how they get away with it. Okay. So I want to bring back because there has been some alterations rebel since it's Valentie's Day and we got to fill one in too. We need to talk about the loves of pipe Man's life. But they have changed since since previous seasons. Okay, Oh wow, that's a pretty shrimpy peepee. We're doing shrimp We're gonna do some. We're like, you know, we're gonna do some. Let's just make some fay or some ship. Right. See, I love this and I'm I'm hungry. I'm in Costa Rica right now. So after the show, now you're gonna make me go out and get some weird thing to eat at Let's do a little Cajun ship because you know in in in Marty braw. Oh so there was actually I'm Marty gross celebration here in Costa Rica yesterday. Oh considering yesterday was ya, but they did one. They did one here like this is Costa Rica. People do it all over. It's

39:54 catchy. Yeah, it might be catchy. People only just want to excuse the party. That's the bottom line. Okay, do you really need an excuse these days? Right? I mean that's what I was gonna say. I don't need a excuse. I don't need an excuse, Just like Valentine's Day. You don't have to show your love on only Valentine's Day. Rachel is. Rachel is kind of like, uh, the Blake Shelting of this show because that cup she has all day long, it always has alcohol in it from morning till night. Yeah, and then and then she gets hungry and and makes great food. She makes everything from scratch. Rachel I mean, rebel. Yeah, I make my own mayonnaise, I make my own muster everything. Do you do that, Rebel? No? Yeah, no, no, no, no no. Will you do that Walmart where you go to Walmart to the frozen food section and get the box goods. No, no, that's actually unhealthy for you guys. So here's the thing for Valentine's Day. Don't shop the box stuff. Shop the outside of the supermarket, the fresh stuff. Not that it's really any better because you don't know what kind of meat they're putting in there these days, seeing as they think we should be eating crickets and other crickets have great protein. Rebel, Come on eating, it's one thing you're in Louisiana, Rebel, What do you

41:29 know about healthy eating? You guys eat the most unhealthy crap in the universe. What we eat some of the best stuff in the universe. Come on, it ain't healthy. It may be good, but it ain't healthy. Nobody said it had to be healthy. Martya, it's good. You know that kind of looked like Lasan. That kind of looked like for a second that you guys were playing Pikaboo because she opened their legs. Have you covered your eyes. I could be I could be the new bit on the show Pikaboo with the pipe nuts, Peekaboo with the pipe nuts. There it is. They'll have to check on the only fans, the only fans, So check this out. Okay, first we got to talk about the love of my life and love of my life is it? Do you think it's weird, rebel that the loves of my life are all like actual characters not people?

42:24 Okay, and I have been married for years. I can understand that. I appreciate that and understand that. Here's my top three. Okay, and it has changed rebel way. The top three used to be rebel where the top three used to be Come on, you know, have an essence? Yeah? Amy Lee was up there? Yeah? Who else she's not? Remember, not on the top three? Now I don't. I'm like, removing real people out of the top three, is what's happening? Because then I don't, you know, because otherwise I'm going to offend people, like all those women out there that don't make the cut, They're going to be offended. She should be on the top of this, and she is in the top She's not in the top three, but she is quite the contender for sure. So the top three are Harley Quinn. And I don't mean Margot Robbie, I mean Harley Quinn. I mean the character Harley Quinn.

43:31 What do I love about Harley Quinn? Do you know? Heins? Well, her craziness, but her love, her love for the Joker, like that, that love between Joker and Harley Quinn, that is like that is the coolest love ever. You don't like when she calls him daddy. Yeah, that's a little weird to me because you know, it makes me field pedophile is shit and so yeah, I'm not into that day anything that doesn't that creeps you out? When you got four kids an eight great exactly, I get that. I get that. I understand that. That's that creeps me out too, Like I can't do any like child shit. Yes, you know I have three daughters and four granddaughters. That's a little too creepy. Okay, Like the pipe man will do ship, but there's certain things the pipe man will not do, okay, and then okay. The the other one is Hannah McKay. Do you guys know who Hannah McKay is van Do you know who Hannah McKay is no, I cannot. Okay, so there's this show. Most people that watch the show would know who that is called Dexter. Oh okay, Yeah, I love so what I love about Hannah McKay a serial killer guy. Yeah, so I love about Hanna

45:02 McKay. She was a serial killer too. But Dexter had multiple relationships. For the first one was with a totally good girl, and so he had to hide half of who he was, you know, he couldn't be one hundred percent him. She loved the nice guy Dexter both she ever knew about the serial killer Dexter that that relationship was over. And then the second one, she was batshit crazy and she only liked the bad Dexter, so he couldn't be good Dexter around her. The third one would have been perfect, but she was just temporary because Dexter actually helped her get to get over a ship by killing people. And then there was Hannah McKay who also was a serial killer, but she loved and embraced both sides of de Kie. And that's the key, man, If you could be exactly who you are inside your head, exactly who you are inside your head, just like Rachel is right. Now, then you can just be yourself. And so what happened was is because he could be himself and he could be either side, and she didn't just tolerate, but embrace all sides of him. He stopped killing people because he no longer had to urge. That's the type of woman that

46:34 the pipe man wants. Right there. It's magic and the number three is a real life person that is a celebrity, so it's not a real life happening. It's a human being that's in real life. But she's married, so it's never happening until she gets divorced. Funny enough, we used to say that about Amy Lee, right, and then I think Amilee Lee got divorced. Right. So hold on a second. People need to learn not to call while I'm live on the air. Hold on a second. Okay, so I'm live on the air right now. If you want to give a stock report live on the air, you I'll put you up to the microphone. If not, I'll call you back after the show. Can't do there? You go there, It is all right. I'll get compliance authorization and I'll get back to you. All right, get back to me on that Bye. Okay, Like, so people got learn right, rebel, don't call me my show, don't they will become a prank call exactly or or worse or worse or worse, or we might just bearade them or something.

47:55 So number three is Jessica Alba. Why Jessica Alva. She's freaking hot as a superhero and Fantastic four. She's totally gorgeous in real life. She's a totally great mom. That's a huge, huge turn on. Okay, and do I know that for sure? No, I don't, But just from observance, let's say my perception is she she's got the perception of also the girl next door, and she's a super smart business person, entrepreneur and talented entertainer. So she checks all the boxes. Like. The only one that comes even close to that it is Rachel Rachel exactly. Okay, So Rachel, real quick, you gotta tell everybody in thirty seconds about your social media, your coffee talk, you're all that stuff. Okay, find you up Rachel roberts recipes or Rachel and robertson, and you gotta watch me for coffee talk. How about you, rebel, give your live your spiel.

49:17 Okay, find me on Facebook, Instagram and TikTok on TikTok. It's not Rebel Medler, it's KPI underscore e n t. Oh my god, every again, I'm so frickin hungry. Look at that. Oh my god, that quick? You know. You know, the person that just called is my brother, and I'm gonna have to send him a copy of this because when he sees you going to a bathroom and some of the stuff you've done through the show, well nothing, you'll never get authorization for that, exactly. There's no compliance authorization for that for sure. So you can catch the pipe Man at pipe Man Radio. On all socials, we are live in person with the three of us and anybody else that we bring on. For the four of us, that's right, but we can't see them. That's why I was thrown off by that. And then every Wednesday live at one pm Eastern time. For those of you that can't do math, that's New Central, that's eleven Mountain and that is ten Pacific time. And then if you're in Australia, which you probably are, I don't know, you're going to have to figure it out because it's it's too confusing for me to talk about tomorrow today and you know all that stuff. But anyway, yeah, you need to tune in. You can catch any of the past shows you've missed on all of the podcasts outlets, including iHeartRadio because I am iHeart Talent,

50:49 and you know, you can also catch all my interviews. They play live every day at eight am on W four CY Radio and they're on all the podcasts out let's we I do lots of interviews every week with you know, music rock stars, with business people, spiritual people, health and wellness people, motivational people. Check it out, everybody. I hope you have a great piping teens day and don't get VD but if you do, don't, don't grant me, don't scratch. Tune in next week to the Adventures Pipement. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipemin. I'm w for CUI Radio.