The Reunion of Slayer, Festival Giveaways, a Texas Rodeo, and How to Worry The Right Way

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show hosts. Thank you for listening. Hi you THENTO censure see for you

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young Why Up America, It's time
for the adventures. So fight Man,

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I'll be four s why dot Com
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Here's your host, the fight Man
pipe Man. I think I'm going to

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be like Rachel when she starts off
her thing, and I'm going to talk

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about that because somebody made a comment, a couple comments about her that we're

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gonna have to bitch at people for. But welcome to the Adventures of pipe

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Man. We were banned from one
of the pipe Nuts TikTok Live last week.

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That's how crazy this show got.
And maybe we can do even better

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this week and get blocked again.
That's the goal, okay, And we're

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going to talk about a lot of
great stuff, the reunion of Slayer.

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Right after this show, there's going
to be announcement of the lineup of after

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Shock, which is on the Pipe
Man Radio Tour. We're gonna do ticket

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giveaways for after Shock, Incarceration,
Ladder than Life, Bourbon and beyond.

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We're going to talk about in the
motivacial segment pipe Man Positively pipe Man,

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We're going to talk about worry and
what's going on. I think we should

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also in the pipe peeves rant about
people nowadays and their access to communication and

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their lack of using it properly.
Plus there's a lot of other shit we

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got to talk about in clean some
stupid rodeo in Texas that one of the

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pipe Nuts was that, and she's
going to report on that. It's not

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stupid though I love radio rodeos are
cool, especially if somebody gets smashed by

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a bowl, because that's even funnier. So let's welcome to the show the

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Pipe Nuts. And there she is, the swamp nut from Louisiana. What

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kind of filter is that you're using, Rebel, I don't have a filter

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on yeah you do. No,
I don't, Yeah, you do.

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Look at that film. It's like
how my grandmother in the seventies wore makeup

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filter. No, no, no, no, Well, I just like

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the light blue eyeshadow went out with
my grandmother when she passed away. No,

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obviously not because it's still here.
No, the light blue eyeshadow matches

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the shirt. It clashes with the
color of your hair. Though. Okay,

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it's just like your face is white, your eyes are blue, your

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your hair is red. Do you
think you're the American flag? Maybe you're

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the Costa Rican flag because it's the
same colors. Do you know how many

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flags in the world have the same
colors as the US flag? We copied

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everybody, And okay, listen the
other fucking pipe nut. Okay, Rachel,

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Okay, she's the chef Nut and
she's eating nuts on the Adventures of

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Pipe Nuts. So I gotta say, Rachel, what the hell? What

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the hell is wrong with you?
A lot? Can you give us the

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top five things are wrong with you? Okay? Well, I dropped my

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phone into a clear lake. That
was a pain in the ass. No,

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that's something that happened to you.
What's wrong with you? The top

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nothing's wrong with me? Okay,
And if you weren't a narcissist, what

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would the other four things be.
I've been like trying to recover from that

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rodeo that we're going to talk about
later since last Wednesday. Okay, well

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we'll talk about the rodeo. But
what's wrong with you? Nothing? I

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told you I'm perfect? Okay,
you know what. That's a bunch of

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bullshit, like anybody else in the
world now, and that is part of

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the pipe peeve. Okay. People
are so full of shit nowadays about everything.

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Nobody checks anything, nobody reads anything. Everybody just think their opinions or

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facts. They just say whatever they
want. And not only that, like

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the excuses that people use for stuff
nowadays, it's getting more and more moronic.

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Speaking of which, what's your top
five things? Rebel? What's wrong

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with me? Yes? I put
up with too much shit. I need

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to learn to stop saying yes,
yes, yes, girl. She's not

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talking about just sex, okay,
taking of sex. Wait a minute,

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hold up, I got riled up
yesterday and I'm trying to be really quick

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about this, all right, So
guy wanted to meet me yesterday. He

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was having a bad day, So
I figured, okay, fine, I'll

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go meet you afterwork. All right, I figured, okay, sure he's

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having a bad day, we'll meet
for tea or something. Oh no,

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who I have. I've been talking
to him for two years, but I

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have never seen him in person.
Okay, no person, he says,

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and I quote, wait, let
me screw back. You can't be that

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far down because I get frustrated.
I'm havn't a band. I have a

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big, brand new minivan. Minivan. Okay, first, what this?

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It's caught more? I'm sure.
I'm sure for a hotel. I'm trying

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to find a place to rent right
now. So are you living in your

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mini van? Maybe? Point in
time? Not. It's a blue makeup.

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It's a big thing nowadays, like
living in If you don't want him,

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I will take him. Oh I'm
gonna god, he said. Minivan.

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I'm like, is it white?
With no windows? All right?

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Human talking much? No? No
wait wait, human traffickers don't use mini

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vans. Okay, they use like
full convert version vans all right. Kidnappers

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all right, I don't know the
white van with no windows? Kidnappers?

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Yes, dude, at what point
in time? Why didn't that's not a

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hawsip. He's perfect. At what
point in time in two years did you

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hold on, rebel, Hold on
a second, rebel, hold on second,

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rebel? Hey wan, can you
throw up that that one banner that

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has the Live Talk four TV show
in the bottom. Well, never mind,

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you got the scrolling going on?
Never mind? All right, go

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on, Rebel. So at what
point in time in two years did you

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think that I was going to just
jump in the back of your van and

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please you. Okay, So you
would love it here, rebel, You

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would love it here in Costa Rica
because let me tell you about the collectivo.

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Okay, all right, So the
collectivo. Okay, there's different ways

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to get around in Costa Rica.
You could rent a car, you could

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rent a quad, you could rent
a motorcycle. But there's the taxis,

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the formal taxis, the ones that
say taxi on it. There's Uber,

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and then there's the collectivo, which
is the most popular mode of transportation.

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At first I was a little sketch
about. Now I love using it,

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so let me explain what the collectiva. No, but the happy ending is

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that you live, okay, And
I'll tell you why. Okay, Because

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the collectivo basically it's not a form
they're taxis, but they're not taxis.

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The way I kind of explain it
is it's like if you combine Uber and

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hitchhiking and without the app. So
in other words, it's just random tikos

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that are driving around and they take
you, say collectivo, and you get

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in and they take you where you
want to go. So Uber there's one

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place that I go that Uber would
cost like twelve bucks. The formal taxi

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would cost like four bucks. The
Colectivo costs only two dollars. And basically

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you just put your hand out like
you're in New York Wave handling a cab,

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or they'll just beat at you to
let you know they're to collect ebo.

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Like I was walking out of a
grocery store at bags, guy was

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driving by a nose rayway, pulled
over and beat and he was collect ebo.

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And basically they're not regulated by a
boy. They have no registration,

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no licensing as far as a taxi, they're just somebody gaining in their car

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and picking people up. And so
passerbys, did they stop or did they

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just push you out at the door
when they get SI? No, no,

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no, no, they're very nice
so very step and they usually will

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like they'll stop by the bus stops
because that's another way you can get around

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as the bus. But the bus, if it shows up, you're lucky.

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Like there's It's not like something that
is definitive, like taking a bus

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in New York, okay, or
a bus in Houston, or a bus

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in New Orleans or busting my It's
basically if it shows up, it shows

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up. In fact, one time
I was a bust up and I took

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That's the first time I took to
collect Evo because the girl was asking me,

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do you know when the bus comes? Like no clue, and she

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had been there for like twenty five
minutes, so I guess that the bus

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wasn't coming, okay, so I
checked. I was hesitant to take the

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Collectivo at first because basically it's like
hitchhiking. And you know, I hitchhiked

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a lot back in the day when
it was okay to hitchhike, only a

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few people would get killed. Okay, when was it ever okay to hitchhike?

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Well, listen, in California,
every on rampad hitchhikers there was like

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a line like you had to be
it's like surfing, you had to be

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in the lineup. Okay, so
sometimes I would be late to school because

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there were too many others hitchhiking.
So anyway, here's the thing. I've

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actually seen girls here in Costa Rica
hitch hiking too in town and they're like

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young girls. I'm like, they're
stupid. You're in a foreign country where

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there could be cartels and shit and
all kinds of shit going on. You're

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a hitch hiking now in twenty twenty
four. But okay, to collectivo probably

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not much better. But I ask
people like about it and they're like,

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no, you don't have to worry
about during the day. You know,

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it's perfectly safe during the day because
they don't want to ruin a good thing.

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Everybody who's making money, so you're
not gonna have cause I was talking

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to my brother, I was talking
about him, like, yeah, I'd

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be waiting for the windows to go
up the doors locked. No, they

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do the opposite. They roll the
windows down. You get nice freeze,

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you know, and you get your
ride and it's very cheap. But you

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know, it's not a fancy vehicle. It's not like a luxury uber it's

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more like, you know, a
high class pinto. Maybe I don't know,

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but yeah, so that's the deal. So let's go so to collectivo.

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I think we should. The only
reason that would not work in the

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United States if there's too many shootings
and too many criminals and too much crap

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going on here, at least we
can trust the criminals to not kill you

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during the day, okay, only
at night like that? Yeah, yeah,

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you don't do certain things. In
my neighborhood of the way, we

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got people gunshots and everything right down
the street all day and night. Is

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that what happened in your face?
Okay, rebel? What's your other of

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your five? What's wrong with me? I've reached that level of crazy that

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only people have imagined and can't fathom. That is two more. I like

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that one. I'm gonna I like
that one. I have commitment issues.

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Rachel's got you beat in that one, but go ahead. I have commitment

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issues, and I need to learn
to finish when I start for a pile

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on anything else like me? There
you go, Okay, Okay, so

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now ask me, Okay, what's
five things wrong with you? Pipe man?

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Okay? So five things wrong with
Dean or pipe man? Because that

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is different. Okay, both both
Dean First, I say, well,

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okay, I say we go with
pipe Man. I'm gonna overrule. There's

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number one thing that's wrong. He's
not listening to us. The number one

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thing that's wrong with pipe Man is
I tried to start the pipe Man only

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Fans. I open the account,
and it blows my mind how these people

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start these OnlyFans account. Because my
account got rejected ten times in the last

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twenty four hours. Because it's a
whole major process. I think, you

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know what, people just think,
Oh, these these girls they get on

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only fans and you don't know who
they are, and blah blah blah.

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Listen. It takes more background checking
and work to open and only fans than

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it does to be president of the
United States, obviously by our candidates.

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Okay, but speaking of which,
what's wrong. Another thing wrong with pipe

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Man, and then we'll get back
to the rest is pipe Man has not

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been elected president yet. Okay.
I ran in twenty sixteen. I did

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get votes, not enough to beat
Trump though, and I did run in

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twenty twenty, but unfortunately I got
bocked, blocked by Biden. Okay,

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this is pipe Man gone. Yeah, well he can't smell. Uh.

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This is pipe Man's time. So
I think one we need to hear why

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people need to vote for pipe Man
for president in twenty twenty four. And

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this might also answer the second question
of what's wrong with pipe Man. Hey,

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folks, this is Phil Clinton.
I listen to W fourcy dot com.

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And just remember I did not have
sexual relations with that woman. Bring

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back the good old days, and
I will have sexual relations with that woman.

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Don't type Man for pres I'm still
trying to figure out this whole TikTok

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thing with trying to voice it and
match it up with the thing. I

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was a little off. It was
like when I was saying while I was

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playing, it was like a Japanese
movie. So that's what's wrong with pipe

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Man. Okay, But so back
to the only fans. Okay, So

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they have you upload a picture of
your license and then upload a picture of

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you holding your license. Yeah,
ten times I got rejected because they say

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it's not me, and I'm trying
to figure out and then I did contact

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support and I'm like, this is
me, it's my license, it's my

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picture, I took it, blah
blah, Oh why is this not getting

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improved? And they responded back with
the generic just that's the problem. Nowaday,

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it's another pipe Peeve's like with AI, no humans speak to you.

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Okay, I'm getting this email back. It says the exact same thing it

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does on the website. Like,
that doesn't solve my problem. I understand.

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It has to be a picture of
me and clear it was. It

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says no filters. I didn't use
a filter. It said, you know,

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it had all these rules. There
were like fifty million rules. If

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I was a female, I'd be
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and hitting the street corner because it's
a lone Okay, I'm just saying,

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but I will tell you it's movational. Pipe Man my favorite mantras by and

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by the author og Mandino. He
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my favorite in the world besides mine, which by hey, go out and

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get my book. Not pipe Man's
book, but Dean's book. Who said

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life doesn't come with an owner's manual. My grandmother alas say life doesn't come

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with an owner's Manuel. Well,
yes, it freakin dead and I wrote

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it. Okay, not pipe Man. It's a whole different realm. But

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one of my favorite authors and favorite
books is The Gray Salesman in the World.

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It's a really cool book. Yep. The first part of the book

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is this fictional story about this kid
named Habib and he wants to be the

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grayst salesman in the world. And
so he approaches the gray salesman in the

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world and says, jeez, you
know, I want to you know,

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I want to be a gray salesman
in the world. Will you help me?

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And this is something that when I
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and everybody did. This is something
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four are not willing to do,
and then they wonder why they're broken and

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don't get the things they want to
have life. Because what he had the

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kid do is he goes, you
will work for me for one year for

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no pay whatsoever, and after that
and you will do whatever I say.

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And after that one year, you
too, will be the greatest salesman in

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the world. And now, when
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that to me, I believed them
wholeheartedly. I did. And because mindset

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is definitely key, okay, and
being willing to do whatever you have to

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do to become a success, like
you took it, whether you like them

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or not. You take people like
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they did exactly that. Everybody thinks
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rich. No, they're ultra rich
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do what nobody else was willing to
do, and they worked their ass off

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from nothing with nothing, with nobody
giving them anything. Amazon started out of

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a garage. Okay, Ray Kroc, the inventor of a franchise of McDonald's

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with sixty six years old broke.
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he did whatever it took, and
then he became one of the most famous

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people ever. Colonel Sanders with sixty
six also broke. Had this a chicken

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recipe. He went around the whole
country, had no money, no prospects,

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went around the whole country and pinched
his chicken recipe and got turned down

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a thousand times before Kentucky Fried Chicken
was born. Okay, you could go.

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The list is on and on.
Every successful person was willing to work

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for free and willing to do whatever
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pay your dues. Okay, talk
about music. I'm wearing a Metallica shirt.

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I was at Metallica's first show ever, where twenty five people were there.

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Metallica, everybody thinks they're just overnight
success. There is no such chance

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overnight success. Overnight success takes about
twenty years. Metallica ate bread sandwiches,

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blowney sandwiches with no bread. They
all slept on floor with four other bands,

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including Slayer or and which we'll talk
about in the show. And basically

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they starved for ten years before they
got famous because they were willing to go

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that extra mile. That's the difference. There's so many people that quit before

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the finish line. So Habiba greed
and he did this. Okay, and

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now I say, like most kids
today, they wouldn't do that. They're

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like, give me, gimme,
gimme. I'm entitled, blah blah blah

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blah blah, I'm not doing that, blah blah blah blah blah. And

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then you wonder why you're in your
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parents and don't even have a car. I wonder so well, But anyway,

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at the end of the year.
He had always training in that year,

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and he did in the become the
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the key to this was the second
part of the book. And it's a

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very thin book, okay, And
you won't find it in the business section.

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and not because it's a religious book, but it kind of mocks religion

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in one sense, but also copies
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is these ancient scrolls kind of like
the Torah or the days come in.

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I thought I was confusing the book, but yeah, per year, and

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then there's thirty days in everyone.
Yeah, okay, So there's these ten

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ancient scrolls and it takes you ten
months to read this little teeny book if

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you follow the instructions. And that's
key too, following instructions, okay,

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because you could change one little thing
in a recipe. We'll ask our how

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chef here. If you change one
thing to a recipe, it changes the

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whole outcome of that dish, doesn't
it. Yes, it's Rachel, our

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chef. So basically these engine scrolls, the instructions are is each scroll you

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read for thirty days, once in
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once at night, and one of
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okay. And basically what it's doing
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change habits. You can't just change
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You have to replace it, okay. So people are trying to quit

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certain things, have to replace it
with good things. So what this does

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is what programs you to change your
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so each scroll takes thirty days to
read, so it takes you ten months

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to read the book. My favorite
scroll in there is about I will persist

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until a six which is something that
if you were asking me one of my

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best habits as dean or pipe man, that's it, okay, I will

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persist until they succeed. I am
not a sheep waiting to be prouded by

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my shepherd. I am a lion, and I refuse to walk and talk

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with the sheep. The sore house
of failure is not my destiny. I

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will persist until I succeed. And
it's a way of life, and it's

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a way of thinking, and I
think people need to stop taking pharmaceuticals to

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cure their problems. I think they
need to stop unfocusing on all these labels

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and all this negative stuff. All
we do is focus on negative nowadays,

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why not focus on yourself? Retrain
your mind, have a positive attitude,

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have a positive mindset, because you
will of the laws of attract, attraction

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and tract what you think about your
inner vocabulary. If you talk shit to

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yourself, you're going to get shit. You talk gold to yourself, you're

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going to get gold. Do you
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So there you go. So that's
why Rachel ship. Wait a minute,

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didn't we ask about the negative things
about you? Not the positive thing?

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Ring? No, I don't even
know how. That's just as as I

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am. I don't even know how
that tangent started it. No, it

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started with those things, because you
gotta look at those bad things and turn

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them into a positive. So I
said, I'm going to persist until I

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succeed. So by next week I
will have beaten only fans and one.

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So that's the first bad thing.
Second, wait, wait, how does

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that be a bad thing? Because
oh, the bad thing was that I

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couldn't get the only fans approved because
it's not me, I think, because

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I call it the pipe Man.
And then you know, I figured out

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the problem. I wasn't wearing my
shades in the picture, nor was it

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in the thing. Second issue,
okay, second bad thing is you know,

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anybody that's known me for a while
and the show knows that I changed

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things up a lot, especially when
it comes to my hair. And I've

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come to a conclusion recently that my
current hair condition is one of my problems

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and one of my negatives because I
don't know. So as you know,

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I've had every color. I did
everything. I had the faux Hawk and

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co Hunt and Coke, and then
COVID came out and I grew it out,

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put in the point tail. Uh. And then last year when I

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was in the Netherlands and the weather
was all nasty and my hair was getting

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all ridiculous because of the mist and
cold, and I was like, screw

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this, and I chopped it off. But then I was going to Bali

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after that, so I'm like,
yeah, I can't have the blue hair

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because it's just gonna come out in
the surf. So I had this guy

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in the Netherlands give me a new
style. I'm like, do whatever you

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want. And I usually do that
with a lot of hairstylists that I promot,

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and I'm like, do whatever you
want. And it did look good

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at first, and now I'm sick
of it, and especially certain things I

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do, it doesn't look good.
Like when I get out of the ocean

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after surfing, it doesn't look good. Whereas when I had the fauxhawk,

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all I had to do is go
juke jup and I'm fine. And so

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here's the thing with blue hair.
Everywhere I went, people would stop me

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and go, oh my god,
that is the coolest hair. And then

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you know, it's funny because when
you're in your fifties with blue hair,

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you're stylish. If you're eighteen and
you're a derelic, it's funny how that

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works. But there was even this
female that I'm very close with for many

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years, and she she hated the
blue hair because she's very conservative. And

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then I said, but you watch, We're going to go out places and

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people are going to stop me.
And she didn't believe me, and then

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she saw it wear own eyes and
she even told her friend it's like,

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yeah, I didn't think at first, but yeah, he should have the

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blue hair. Because everywhere we go, and it's a conversation starter. You

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know. Now I just look like
every other idiot in the world. But

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so here's the thing. I've been
thinking about this lately. And I did

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take a poll from one person.
Now I'm going to take a poll from

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I'll say you, from one person. It's an opinion. It's the same

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as the presidential polls. They ask
one person. Then you know, all

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of a sudden, somebody's leading in
the polls. Okay, so I'm just

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following our leaders. Okay, that's
all I'm doing. And how is it

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getting them anywhere? Go ahead and
ask your questions. But anyway, I

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don't think we should ask Rachel because
she hasn't known me long enough to know

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all those things. So I think
we should ask Rachel. But we'll ask

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Rachel. But I think we should
focus on you rebel, so here here,

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and we should have pictures. Actually, that's what I forgot to do.

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Okay, So you know what I'm
gonna do is shit, the pictures

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are on my phone. I gotta
figure out how to do this. I

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want. Here's what we're gonna do
next week's show. I'm gonna have pictures

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ready that we're gonna because I just
thought of this now, so because of

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this question, and what I'm gonna
do is, I'm gonna upload pictures of

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previous pipe man and current pipe man, and we're gonna pick the winning picture

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for possibly my next step in my
hair development. Okay, So we went

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from per first one went into personal
development. The second one went into hair

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heroin development. But hair development,
no, Heroin's not one of my problems

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yet, okay, But way the
world is going, it's on to that

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because where the world is going its
way, they're putting the heroin in everything.

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It's like, you know, listen, you can't get big pharma without

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getting heroin. The War on drugs
open the world up to big pharma creating

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heroin. That's what the War on
drugs. Thank you, Nancy Reagan.

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You notice our drug prome is way
worse after the War on drugs. Every

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time we decuire o war on things, it gets worse, not better.

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What the hell is with that?
Okay? But anyway, okay, So

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how many more do I have to
give you? Two? Two more?

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Okay? I thought it was hair
and only fans, So three more?

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All right? Three more? Okay? The third one is that I don't

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even know what. The third one
is that I have co hosts on the

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show that are staring at their phone
while they're on you. No, I'm

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just kidding now. The third one
is is that I am like this anomaly

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here in twenty twenty four, it
has gained us ban from TikTok. So

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you gotta be pretty bad to get
banned from TikTok. Okay, TikTok is

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the Chinese. They allow everything.
Okay, no, what happened and we

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got banned so much? What The
other number four bad thing about me is

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that my goal this week is to
get banned from TikTok again. I turned

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it off why because she was want
to get banned from TikTok And it took

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me a whole week to get that
ship back. And you know I'm not

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capable of getting that ship back.
I had have somebody. I'd have a

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cousin boyfriend do that in the family
has brains. It's not me. Well,

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we already knew that that should have
been on your list that you give

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us. Okay, and I would
say my fourth thing about me is my

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choice and co hosts you no,
I love but Rachel whole nother story,

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and I liked it lot, Rachel. Is your tongue as big as the

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one on your shirt? And is
Mick Jagger like licking your stomach right now?

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That's why? Oh you like that? You like those ninety year old

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decrepit. Actually he's not man like. I have to give it to him.

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The action that he puts out on
stage at his age. He should

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be dead not doing that. They've
been talking about Keith. They're talking about

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Keith Richards that he should have been
on alive for the last fifty years and

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he's still going. So what does
that say people? If you want to

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live a long life, do a
lot of drugs. People that have lived

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a long time. Let's talk about
Slayer. You have to say it right,

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Rachel. Unless you say it right, I'm not talking about it.

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Say it right. There's only one
way to say it, say it right.

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No, you got to say okay. So here's the cool thing.

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I was totally excited last week.
The announcement came right before the show.

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It just totally put the show off
the rails, Like everything we were going

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to talk about took a back door, just like Rebel and Never Never.

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Well, let's go back to that
because we've asked this question before. Rachel,

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do you like it in the back
door? Look at that, like

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real quick, She's like yes,
you know why because she's had so many

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of these experiences that she doesn't even
feel it in the front door anymore.

406
00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:59.960
No, ten years without Yeah,
I don't freaking believe that for a second.

407
00:33:00.240 --> 00:33:02.880
See here's your she brought it up. No said she brought it up.

408
00:33:02.920 --> 00:33:06.160
Okay, I have to bring it
up. I wouldn't have brought it

409
00:33:06.279 --> 00:33:08.400
up on the show, but she
brought it up. When we were talking

410
00:33:08.519 --> 00:33:13.599
before her coming on as a co
host, She's telling me like she hadn't

411
00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:16.680
had sex in like ten years,
and all of a sudden, we start

412
00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:21.480
the show and she's having sex with
her cousin. Like, come on,

413
00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:27.240
what's ten years? All change your
mind about things? I mean ten years

414
00:33:27.759 --> 00:33:31.799
or you're just or you're just desperate
after ten years? Okay, how can

415
00:33:31.880 --> 00:33:36.000
anyone go ten years? What's your
start? You don't want to stop?

416
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:40.440
Well, you just move on.
You know what. Once it shuts down,

417
00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:44.200
it's just like shut down, and
then once it gets turned back on,

418
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:49.400
it's just like it's it's like right, it's like a dirty Fawcet.

419
00:33:50.119 --> 00:33:54.279
Yeah right, keep binking. Okay, So back to Slayer, Okay.

420
00:33:54.960 --> 00:34:01.799
So I'm so excited about they're playing
Louder in Life. They're playing Riot Fast

421
00:34:01.960 --> 00:34:06.400
both on the Pipe Man Radio Tour. In fact, before I even say

422
00:34:06.440 --> 00:34:08.679
anything more, I think we need
to hear a little bit about Louder than

423
00:34:08.760 --> 00:34:17.199
Life. What do you think one
do? Do do? He's trying,

424
00:34:17.440 --> 00:34:22.440
He's trying, He's trying, try
and trying. Louder than the loudest weekend

425
00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:27.039
of the year is back Louder than
Life than Louisville, Kentucky, with the

426
00:34:27.119 --> 00:34:45.440
reunion of Flare, Slim Nod Crew, Corn, Thanks Freeze, Disturbed,

427
00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:58.880
Five Finger Death, Punch, Breaking
Benjamin, and Falling into Reverse with Heaving

428
00:34:59.000 --> 00:35:02.880
Essex, The Bring Till Linderman,
a Day to Remember, Stained Pail Storm,

429
00:35:04.119 --> 00:35:07.119
Go Cheer On, and for Accent, so many more over one hundred

430
00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:10.440
and fifty bands non stop rock for
four days on five stages September twenty sixth

431
00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:16.199
through twenty nights in Louisville, Kentucky
passes Sale now than Live Festival dot Com.

432
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:27.400
Are you ray? I'm ready?
I have children, I am so

433
00:35:27.599 --> 00:35:30.960
ready. I am so ready for
all these festivals which we'll talk about a

434
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:32.159
little more before the end of the
show, and we're gonna do some ticket

435
00:35:32.199 --> 00:35:36.360
giveaways and tell you how we're going
to go about that. But back to

436
00:35:36.519 --> 00:35:40.719
player. Okay, So here's the
thing. There's a lot of drama.

437
00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:45.639
You know, Here's what I thought
would have happened with COVID. Okay,

438
00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:52.360
Like before COVID, people bitched about
music, they bitched about lineups. Everything

439
00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:55.320
was bitch bitch, bitch, bitch
bitch. Okay, we should we need

440
00:35:55.400 --> 00:36:06.000
a sound effect that does that,
like tea. So basically I thought COVID

441
00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:09.000
would cure that because people had two
years without live music, that they'd be

442
00:36:09.119 --> 00:36:13.719
like I know how I was.
I was like, I don't care if

443
00:36:14.280 --> 00:36:21.400
Rachel's son got up on stage with
a recorder and it was a live show,

444
00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:25.079
I'm there, okay, Like I
didn't care what the music was,

445
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:30.360
which remind me one of you two
to ask me after I talked about Slayer

446
00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:35.599
what I did as totally have the
pipe man's comfort zone this last week having

447
00:36:35.639 --> 00:36:42.599
to do with that. But anyway, so yeah, I mean there's people

448
00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:51.559
bitching about this Slayer reunion and I'm
like, what the what the Like in

449
00:36:51.639 --> 00:36:53.880
the eighties, right, like,
what was it eighty one? Early eighties?

450
00:36:54.000 --> 00:37:00.039
Yep, I forgot the question already
went for thirty eight years until twenty

451
00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:05.840
nineteen. What did they dissolve because
of COVID? No, they didn't dissolve.

452
00:37:06.679 --> 00:37:15.559
So basically what happened was is Tom
you know, he was tired from

453
00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:19.360
touring. It's basically the story that
we know. So they were doing their

454
00:37:19.559 --> 00:37:22.840
they did two years of final shows
and I was at the second to last

455
00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:28.639
show ever. I was at their
first show ever. Wow, But you

456
00:37:28.719 --> 00:37:32.119
know, it is grueling. People
don't understand. And I'm bringing this up

457
00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:38.079
for a reason too, because I
saw comments about them and saying negative stuff

458
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:43.039
about them quitting and then that they're
like what season this and that? And

459
00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:46.599
I'm like, dude, do you
even understand how grueling it is to go

460
00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:55.320
on tour for forty five years?
Like seriously, Like people think it's all

461
00:37:55.440 --> 00:38:00.840
fun. There's about forty five minutes
to two hours of fun. The rest

462
00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:06.119
of it is not necessarily fun,
okay, And so you know, and

463
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:09.880
people are talking about because you know, they said it was their final show

464
00:38:09.960 --> 00:38:15.119
ever, like how many bands have
had their final show ever? And they

465
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:20.119
come back and do more like be
happy about it. Okay, it's like

466
00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:25.239
it's like when McDonald's brings back the
McRib. Okay, be happy about it.

467
00:38:25.440 --> 00:38:29.639
I hate the MCB, but everybody
thinks it's like the greatest thing since

468
00:38:29.840 --> 00:38:34.480
Crushed Ice, you know. But
I love those sunglasses, by the way,

469
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:39.719
and they definitely do a very good
job of covering the bad makeup job,

470
00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:47.079
a bad makeup time at all.
It looks yeah, you look hot,

471
00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:53.039
Rebel. At least that's what a
platypus would say. And so anyway,

472
00:38:54.239 --> 00:38:58.960
the thing is is why you being
negative people? Because Gary Holt,

473
00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:02.360
who is the guitarists for Exous,
but it's also the guitarist for Slayer that

474
00:39:02.440 --> 00:39:07.199
took over for Jeff May Rest in
Peace who passed away, who was one

475
00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:14.000
of the main components of Slayer.
But Gary's wife said the smartest thing ever.

476
00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:19.239
I know what she said. No, can you guess? Why don't

477
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:23.639
you guess first Rachel and then you
guess Rebel? She said, it was

478
00:39:23.679 --> 00:39:32.000
a good run and it's and now
it's over. Well, she probably said

479
00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:37.599
he would want tell her to go
on without him. No, here's what

480
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:42.119
she said. If you don't like
the Slayer reunion, here's my solution.

481
00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:47.559
Don't go like, what a concept? What a concept? People nowadays like

482
00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:51.960
they have to say all this negative
ship about everything. If you don't like

483
00:39:52.119 --> 00:40:00.360
the idea that Slayer's playing reunion shows, don't know who cares? I want

484
00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:04.280
it? And nobody said they're going
on tour. They've announced two shows.

485
00:40:04.480 --> 00:40:07.519
That's it. They're two festivals,
that's it. What are you doing,

486
00:40:07.599 --> 00:40:14.599
rebel? Looking for another pair of
glasses? Pea, Well, then why

487
00:40:14.719 --> 00:40:17.280
don't you give up while you take
a pee? But give us a description

488
00:40:17.440 --> 00:40:25.440
while you're peeing. I need one
of those like little portats like to put

489
00:40:25.679 --> 00:40:30.320
next to y'all. It could be
like those bullets, you know, the

490
00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:36.079
bullet blenders you bring that you to
use that and then and then you have

491
00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:40.360
lemonade. Then you have lemonade in
case you're caught in the andes somewhere.

492
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:45.239
I don't know if anybody's seen that
Netflix movie about that plane crash where they

493
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:51.599
were stuck in the the Uh what
what was? Uh? Oh they were

494
00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:55.760
I can't believe I'm drawing a blank
that sport uh uh it was? I

495
00:40:55.880 --> 00:40:59.480
know what you're talking about. It
starts me an R. I can't believe

496
00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:04.960
I'm drawing a blank like football rugby. This rugby team crashed in the andes

497
00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:08.880
and the seventies all that they started
eating each other and they had to eat

498
00:41:08.920 --> 00:41:12.840
each other to live, you know, and it was a whole big thing.

499
00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:15.719
So you gotta watch it. It's
a great movie. Was the Person

500
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:19.559
Dead? The first person I decided
to eat? Was that person already dead?

501
00:41:20.079 --> 00:41:24.519
They like each other? Yeah,
yeah, exactly. I said,

502
00:41:24.519 --> 00:41:28.880
I didn't have to pick, like
who's gonna who's gonna go first? No?

503
00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:31.599
No, And they actually before people
were dying, they were having to

504
00:41:31.719 --> 00:41:35.519
talk about it. So like one
of them said, yeah, if I

505
00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:37.360
do die, please eat me at
least I know that. Yeah. Yeah,

506
00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:40.320
yeah yeah. They were like,
yeah you can eat me. Yeah.

507
00:41:40.960 --> 00:41:45.000
See, this should have been on
movie This is what should have been

508
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:47.800
on movie reviews and more is this
movie because it just came out. There

509
00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:52.960
was a version way back when in
nineteen ninety three, and it's like a

510
00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:58.119
really good movie. So check it
out. Yeah it was good. But

511
00:41:59.079 --> 00:42:02.920
what was I saying anyway? You're
talking about this Slayer tour. Yeah,

512
00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:08.880
how we went from saydo yeah to
eating people? Okay, Slayer to eating

513
00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:13.079
people? That's not a far stretch. I gotta tell you, but yeah,

514
00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:15.719
just don't go people, man,
like, why are people bitching every

515
00:42:15.840 --> 00:42:21.440
lineup that comes out? I hear
people bitching? Okay, here's my number

516
00:42:21.480 --> 00:42:27.199
one favorite bitch not oh when the
band the only band they want to see

517
00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:30.679
drops off for whatever the reason,
and then it's like, oh, I

518
00:42:30.840 --> 00:42:34.079
was only going to see that band. Then go to their freaking concert.

519
00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:37.960
You don't go to a festival that
has one hundred and fifty bands or sixty

520
00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:43.480
bands or thirty bands for one band. Okay, so you know what had

521
00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:46.639
a tall glass to shut the hell
up? Will you bitching? Negative?

522
00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:52.880
You bitching negative? People like,
come on, this is exciting news,

523
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:58.840
okay, And why do people have
to be such haters? That's an hard

524
00:42:58.880 --> 00:43:01.320
thing. You guys all have to
remind me. There was this TikTok I

525
00:43:01.440 --> 00:43:07.400
might have saved it, but I
have to find it again where they had

526
00:43:07.599 --> 00:43:10.840
these gymnasts that were climbing on top
of each other to make like a pyramid

527
00:43:10.920 --> 00:43:16.400
and looked really cool, and the
comments in the comments section were like hilarious

528
00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:22.920
but rude, you know, like
you know, step on the quatt waffle

529
00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:28.719
and stuff like that, and you
know, just really bad. But you

530
00:43:28.800 --> 00:43:32.079
know, come on people social media. We should be all learning how to

531
00:43:32.199 --> 00:43:37.199
get along. And where is Rodney
King on socials when you need them?

532
00:43:37.199 --> 00:43:39.960
Okay, that's what I want to
know. But here's what we gotta do

533
00:43:40.119 --> 00:43:45.280
right now. Before we move on. I just want to say, go

534
00:43:45.440 --> 00:43:49.239
to Slayer. If you don't want
to, don't freaking go, but don't

535
00:43:49.320 --> 00:43:52.039
ruin. For the rest of us, are super freaking excited about Slayer.

536
00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:58.039
I mean, because it is going
to be badass. I'm super stoked about

537
00:43:58.159 --> 00:44:02.320
carry king solo project too, because
it sounds like Slayer and it's badass,

538
00:44:02.480 --> 00:44:07.639
so you gotta check it out.
But right now, let's hear about some

539
00:44:07.800 --> 00:44:12.119
of the other festivals on the pipe
Man Radio Tour, because man, I

540
00:44:12.519 --> 00:44:16.199
might be adding one of my favorites. Just talked to people yesterday Punk Rock

541
00:44:16.320 --> 00:44:22.320
Bowling. Madness was supposed to play
at the last Punk Rock Bowling and it

542
00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:25.800
got canceled because of COVID and I
was so bummed. And they're gonna be

543
00:44:25.880 --> 00:44:31.920
playing at this one. There's cool
stuff going on, the No Values Festival,

544
00:44:32.079 --> 00:44:37.719
another cool punk festival. There's gonna
be on the Pipe Man Radio Tour.

545
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:44.079
There's gonna be Welcome to Rockville,
Punk rock Bowling. Probably there's another

546
00:44:44.119 --> 00:44:47.559
one I'm not gonna mention yet that
we're working on. There's song Temple I

547
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:53.239
won't be at, but we're doing
ticket giveaways on the show. There's Incarceration,

548
00:44:54.119 --> 00:45:02.400
Download Leads, possibly grass Pop,
possibly hell Fest, possibly Vodkin Uh,

549
00:45:02.960 --> 00:45:07.719
and then Uh Bloodstock, the Heavy
Metal Awards in the UK. And

550
00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:12.400
then there's Gonna be Loudered in Life, Bourbon Beyond, which I won't be

551
00:45:12.480 --> 00:45:15.800
at because I'll probably be at riot
Fest. And then there's Gonna because I

552
00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:20.960
can't miss Slayer and I wanted to
go, but I can't miss Slayer.

553
00:45:21.519 --> 00:45:25.639
And then there's Aftershock, which you're
announcing right after this show that there's a

554
00:45:25.679 --> 00:45:30.400
whole mess on the on the tour. This here like it's blowing my mind.

555
00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:34.159
There's more festivals now than ever.
Before we thought music was gonna be

556
00:45:34.239 --> 00:45:37.639
dead after COVID, it's more alive
than ever. So all you negative nellis

557
00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:43.519
shut the hell up, because we
have live music and we're gonna go and

558
00:45:43.599 --> 00:45:47.840
we're gonna see about ticket giveaways to
Incarceration and Bourbon and Beyond. Row it

559
00:45:49.480 --> 00:45:54.119
one sell the Alarm, Incarceration of
Music and Tattoo Festival is Back, What's

560
00:45:54.199 --> 00:46:04.840
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On, Hailstorm, The Offspring, Chaudell

561
00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:08.719
dot Omens, Chimera, and so
many more. Report to Historic Ohios Date

562
00:46:08.760 --> 00:46:15.280
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three days of NonStop rock tattoos, Blood,

563
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564
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565
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Bourbon, colin airy and music with Zach

566
00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:38.159
Fryan, Dave Matthews, bad Tyler
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567
00:46:38.280 --> 00:46:44.599
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568
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569
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at Bourbon at Beyond dot com.
Okay, so, first of all,

570
00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:58.000
Rachel, are you looking for a
heart of gold? I am? Yeah,

571
00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:02.480
baby? How about you Rebel?
I no? Okay, So here's

572
00:47:02.519 --> 00:47:07.760
the thing. Okay, you guys
can be entered to win tickets to one

573
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:13.119
the following festivals. Welcome to Rockville, Incarceration, Burba and Beyond. Sonic

574
00:47:13.239 --> 00:47:17.039
Temple aftershock, louder and louder in
life. Here's what you gotta do,

575
00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:22.559
people, you gotta follow pipe Man
Radio on all socials everywhere, and you

576
00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:29.440
have to direct message me with because
I need to get petitions signed. You

577
00:47:29.559 --> 00:47:36.960
need to direct message me telling only
fans to approve my account. If you

578
00:47:37.159 --> 00:47:40.639
do that, you're entered to win
the tickets and you could be hanging out

579
00:47:40.679 --> 00:47:45.079
with the Pipe Man at any one
of these festivals on the Pipe Man Radio

580
00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:49.199
Tour. Now, want to talk
real quickly because it's almost the end of

581
00:47:49.239 --> 00:47:52.440
the show. You didn't tell us, You didn't tell us what you did

582
00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:57.559
different, There's more. We'll have
to postpone that, okay, because I

583
00:47:57.679 --> 00:48:00.440
want to talk about worry real quick. First of all, worry, okay,

584
00:48:01.239 --> 00:48:06.639
don't be happy, Stop worrying about
things that may or may not ever

585
00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:10.480
happen. We're in this world that
everybody has anxiety, so they worry about

586
00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:15.039
things that never even happen in their
life, and they spend their like weeks

587
00:48:15.559 --> 00:48:19.840
depressed worry about stuff, and all
it does is make a negative effect on

588
00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:23.920
your life. There's nothing positive that
comes from it whatsoever. And whatever's gonna

589
00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:27.920
happen is gonna happen. You're worrying. Ain't gonna stop it or make it

590
00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:30.000
happen or what have you. So, you know what, like Rachel said,

591
00:48:30.320 --> 00:48:34.440
don't worry, be happy. We'll
talk more about that on another episode.

592
00:48:35.119 --> 00:48:38.039
Rachel give us the thirty second eleve
air pitch on the Rodeo in text,

593
00:48:38.199 --> 00:48:40.639
Oh my god, it's so much
fun. There's like a lot of

594
00:48:40.719 --> 00:48:44.639
food. It's really really good.
There's a lot of booze. I went

595
00:48:44.679 --> 00:48:47.760
to the cook offs, so it
was free food and free booze if you

596
00:48:47.840 --> 00:48:52.320
can get into the tent. I
spent the whole night running around bullshitting my

597
00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:55.840
way into different tents. It sent
me a whole week to recover from this.

598
00:48:58.199 --> 00:49:00.880
So I'm just now feeling like,
you know, back to normal.

599
00:49:01.199 --> 00:49:07.079
And you know, it's a little
bourbon. Will do it for it,

600
00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:12.119
Okay, Rebel. Yes, that's
your thirty second ol of air pitch of

601
00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:15.440
what's going on in racist Louisiana.
Oh my god, She's not the only

602
00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:19.880
state that is accused of that,
and you look it up. She just

603
00:49:20.039 --> 00:49:23.440
admitted that it is racist, though
she admitted everybody is. I've come to

604
00:49:23.519 --> 00:49:29.960
the conclusion that everybody has everybody's racist
in their own way. Everybody nobody can

605
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:35.719
say they're not because it's it's blatantly
obvious. Everybody racist against platypuses because they

606
00:49:35.719 --> 00:49:40.159
have no nipples. Go ahead,
nice fun fact. Here's another one you

607
00:49:40.199 --> 00:49:45.719
need to add to your tour.
You need to add the Louisiana Jazz and

608
00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:52.039
Heritage Festival to your tour. Let's
do it. Send me the info.

609
00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:55.760
I'll get on it. So you
also, you were gonna you guys were

610
00:49:55.800 --> 00:49:59.760
gonna ask me something. That's how
we won the show of the thing of

611
00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:02.920
uncomfortable for the pipe man? Yes, what what did the pipe man do?

612
00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:07.800
That is out of the pipe?
Main thing? When music was down?

613
00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:16.559
I took salsa and merengue lessons.
Let's see, no nobody, I

614
00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:22.760
am going tonight. I'm going tonight
again. There's this tequila bar that does

615
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:25.719
the Selson merengue. But you got
the lesson. So I'm going tonight,

616
00:50:27.239 --> 00:50:30.320
okay. And there's a there's a
reason too, Okay, So there really

617
00:50:30.440 --> 00:50:32.880
is a reason. And then we
gotta get off because we're already late here.

618
00:50:34.320 --> 00:50:38.239
Okay, and I'm screwing one up. But videos for the only fans,

619
00:50:40.000 --> 00:50:43.599
yeah, well, we need videos
for the only fan, do your

620
00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:46.320
videos go to your marine. We
want proof, but do it for the

621
00:50:46.400 --> 00:50:50.480
only fans, Like anybody knows,
me knows. The only dancing I do

622
00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:57.559
is in a mosh pit and like
like. But every Friday back back in

623
00:50:57.679 --> 00:51:00.400
Florida, there's this live Latin band
that play at downtown in the gardens all

624
00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:05.119
the time, and I always go
there because I do love Latin and live

625
00:51:05.199 --> 00:51:09.840
Latin music. But I also in
so awe of these guys at can salsa

626
00:51:09.880 --> 00:51:14.440
and meringue and bachata, and they're
so good at it because he can get

627
00:51:14.639 --> 00:51:22.920
any woman anywhere, Okay, So
basically I love I need to learn for

628
00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:29.760
that reason alone. And funny,
my friend at Sirius xm Jose he did

629
00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:32.719
the same thing recently too, and
he's out of his omen too, like

630
00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:37.840
we're metal heads, man. But
listen, if you can do that stuff,

631
00:51:38.119 --> 00:51:42.239
I'll tell you. I'll tell you
what you get at the world is

632
00:51:42.280 --> 00:51:44.639
your oyster, and listen, I'm
in Costa Rica, might as well do

633
00:51:44.679 --> 00:51:46.480
it. I saw it when I
was in Mexico a couple of months ago.

634
00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:50.440
This guy I was hanging out with
at the bar. I mean,

635
00:51:50.519 --> 00:51:52.679
he was ugly of sin. He
got to dance with every girl in the

636
00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:58.159
bar. He was so good at
it. So going what we were going

637
00:51:58.239 --> 00:52:00.800
to talk about before we left?
My hair? Oh yeah, we're good

638
00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:06.559
to that. Next week we're gonna
vote on my hair, okayko. And

639
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:09.440
so you got tune in next week
and every week to the Adventures of pipe

640
00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:15.039
Man right here on W four c
Y Radio Talk for TV at one pm

641
00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:22.360
Eastern, twelve Central, ten Pacific
sometime in Bali, I don't know,

642
00:52:23.119 --> 00:52:30.000
and Costa Rica. We're gonna be
changing because we don't change the times here

643
00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:34.760
in Costa Rica. And so I'm
gonna get off of this show. I'm

644
00:52:34.800 --> 00:52:37.599
gonna go do some salsa, some
merengue, some yoga, some surfing,

645
00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:45.039
and man, you pipe nuts are
the fricking best. I love you guys

646
00:52:45.800 --> 00:52:52.159
in spite of yourself. Everybody,
thanks for listening, Thanks for being here,

647
00:52:52.880 --> 00:52:54.920
Thanks for being on the Adventures of
pipe Man. Roll it one.

648
00:53:04.119 --> 00:53:12.320
Thank you for listening to the Adventures
of Pipemin on W for c u I Radio.