The Reunion of Slayer, Festival Giveaways, a Texas Rodeo, and How to Worry The Right Way

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0:56 Here's your host, the fight Man pipe Man. I think I'm going to be like Rachel when she starts off her thing, and I'm going to talk about that because somebody made a comment, a couple comments about her that we're gonna have to bitch at people for. But welcome to the Adventures of pipe Man. We were banned from one of the pipe Nuts TikTok Live last week. That's how crazy this show got. And maybe we can do even better this week and get blocked again. That's the goal, okay, And we're going to talk about a lot of great stuff, the reunion of Slayer. Right after this show, there's going to be announcement of the lineup of after Shock, which is on the Pipe Man Radio Tour. We're gonna do ticket giveaways for after Shock, Incarceration, Ladder than Life, Bourbon and beyond.

1:46 We're going to talk about in the motivacial segment pipe Man Positively pipe Man, We're going to talk about worry and what's going on. I think we should also in the pipe peeves rant about people nowadays and their access to communication and their lack of using it properly. Plus there's a lot of other shit we got to talk about in clean some stupid rodeo in Texas that one of the pipe Nuts was that, and she's going to report on that. It's not stupid though I love radio rodeos are cool, especially if somebody gets smashed by a bowl, because that's even funnier. So let's welcome to the show the Pipe Nuts. And there she is, the swamp nut from Louisiana. What kind of filter is that you're using, Rebel, I don't have a filter on yeah you do. No, I don't, Yeah, you do.

2:45 Look at that film. It's like how my grandmother in the seventies wore makeup filter. No, no, no, no, Well, I just like the light blue eyeshadow went out with my grandmother when she passed away. No, obviously not because it's still here. No, the light blue eyeshadow matches the shirt. It clashes with the color of your hair. Though. Okay, it's just like your face is white, your eyes are blue, your your hair is red. Do you think you're the American flag? Maybe you're the Costa Rican flag because it's the same colors. Do you know how many flags in the world have the same colors as the US flag? We copied everybody, And okay, listen the other fucking pipe nut. Okay, Rachel, Okay, she's the chef Nut and she's eating nuts on the Adventures of Pipe Nuts. So I gotta say, Rachel, what the hell? What the hell is wrong with you? A lot? Can you give us the top five things are wrong with you? Okay? Well, I dropped my phone into a clear lake. That was a pain in the ass. No,

4:15 that's something that happened to you. What's wrong with you? The top nothing's wrong with me? Okay, And if you weren't a narcissist, what would the other four things be. I've been like trying to recover from that rodeo that we're going to talk about later since last Wednesday. Okay, well we'll talk about the rodeo. But what's wrong with you? Nothing? I told you I'm perfect? Okay, you know what. That's a bunch of bullshit, like anybody else in the world now, and that is part of the pipe peeve. Okay. People are so full of shit nowadays about everything. Nobody checks anything, nobody reads anything. Everybody just think their opinions or facts. They just say whatever they want. And not only that, like the excuses that people use for stuff nowadays, it's getting more and more moronic.

5:11 Speaking of which, what's your top five things? Rebel? What's wrong with me? Yes? I put up with too much shit. I need to learn to stop saying yes, yes, yes, girl. She's not talking about just sex, okay, taking of sex. Wait a minute, hold up, I got riled up yesterday and I'm trying to be really quick about this, all right, So guy wanted to meet me yesterday. He was having a bad day, So I figured, okay, fine, I'll go meet you afterwork. All right, I figured, okay, sure he's having a bad day, we'll meet for tea or something. Oh no, who I have. I've been talking to him for two years, but I have never seen him in person. Okay, no person, he says, and I quote, wait, let me screw back. You can't be that far down because I get frustrated. I'm havn't a band. I have a big, brand new minivan. Minivan. Okay, first, what this?

6:19 It's caught more? I'm sure. I'm sure for a hotel. I'm trying to find a place to rent right now. So are you living in your mini van? Maybe? Point in time? Not. It's a blue makeup. It's a big thing nowadays, like living in If you don't want him, I will take him. Oh I'm gonna god, he said. Minivan. I'm like, is it white? With no windows? All right? Human talking much? No? No wait wait, human traffickers don't use mini vans. Okay, they use like full convert version vans all right. Kidnappers all right, I don't know the white van with no windows? Kidnappers?

7:04 Yes, dude, at what point in time? Why didn't that's not a hawsip. He's perfect. At what point in time in two years did you hold on, rebel, Hold on a second, rebel, hold on second, rebel? Hey wan, can you throw up that that one banner that has the Live Talk four TV show in the bottom. Well, never mind, you got the scrolling going on? Never mind? All right, go on, Rebel. So at what point in time in two years did you think that I was going to just jump in the back of your van and please you. Okay, So you would love it here, rebel, You would love it here in Costa Rica because let me tell you about the collectivo. Okay, all right, So the collectivo. Okay, there's different ways to get around in Costa Rica. You could rent a car, you could rent a quad, you could rent a motorcycle. But there's the taxis, the formal taxis, the ones that say taxi on it. There's Uber, and then there's the collectivo, which is the most popular mode of transportation.

8:07 At first I was a little sketch about. Now I love using it, so let me explain what the collectiva. No, but the happy ending is that you live, okay, And I'll tell you why. Okay, Because the collectivo basically it's not a form they're taxis, but they're not taxis. The way I kind of explain it is it's like if you combine Uber and hitchhiking and without the app. So in other words, it's just random tikos that are driving around and they take you, say collectivo, and you get in and they take you where you want to go. So Uber there's one place that I go that Uber would cost like twelve bucks. The formal taxi would cost like four bucks. The Colectivo costs only two dollars. And basically you just put your hand out like you're in New York Wave handling a cab, or they'll just beat at you to let you know they're to collect ebo.

9:11 Like I was walking out of a grocery store at bags, guy was driving by a nose rayway, pulled over and beat and he was collect ebo. And basically they're not regulated by a boy. They have no registration, no licensing as far as a taxi, they're just somebody gaining in their car and picking people up. And so passerbys, did they stop or did they just push you out at the door when they get SI? No, no, no, no, they're very nice so very step and they usually will like they'll stop by the bus stops because that's another way you can get around as the bus. But the bus, if it shows up, you're lucky. Like there's It's not like something that is definitive, like taking a bus in New York, okay, or a bus in Houston, or a bus in New Orleans or busting my It's basically if it shows up, it shows up. In fact, one time I was a bust up and I took That's the first time I took to collect Evo because the girl was asking me, do you know when the bus comes? Like no clue, and she had been there for like twenty five minutes, so I guess that the bus wasn't coming, okay, so I checked. I was hesitant to take the Collectivo at first because basically it's like hitchhiking. And you know, I hitchhiked a lot back in the day when it was okay to hitchhike, only a few people would get killed. Okay, when was it ever okay to hitchhike?

10:37 Well, listen, in California, every on rampad hitchhikers there was like a line like you had to be it's like surfing, you had to be in the lineup. Okay, so sometimes I would be late to school because there were too many others hitchhiking. So anyway, here's the thing. I've actually seen girls here in Costa Rica hitch hiking too in town and they're like young girls. I'm like, they're stupid. You're in a foreign country where there could be cartels and shit and all kinds of shit going on. You're a hitch hiking now in twenty twenty four. But okay, to collectivo probably not much better. But I ask people like about it and they're like, no, you don't have to worry about during the day. You know, it's perfectly safe during the day because they don't want to ruin a good thing.

11:24 Everybody who's making money, so you're not gonna have cause I was talking to my brother, I was talking about him, like, yeah, I'd be waiting for the windows to go up the doors locked. No, they do the opposite. They roll the windows down. You get nice freeze, you know, and you get your ride and it's very cheap. But you know, it's not a fancy vehicle. It's not like a luxury uber it's more like, you know, a high class pinto. Maybe I don't know, but yeah, so that's the deal. So let's go so to collectivo. I think we should. The only reason that would not work in the United States if there's too many shootings and too many criminals and too much crap going on here, at least we can trust the criminals to not kill you during the day, okay, only at night like that? Yeah, yeah, you don't do certain things. In my neighborhood of the way, we got people gunshots and everything right down the street all day and night. Is that what happened in your face? Okay, rebel? What's your other of your five? What's wrong with me? I've reached that level of crazy that only people have imagined and can't fathom. That is two more. I like that one. I'm gonna I like that one. I have commitment issues.

12:50 Rachel's got you beat in that one, but go ahead. I have commitment issues, and I need to learn to finish when I start for a pile on anything else like me? There you go, Okay, Okay, so now ask me, Okay, what's five things wrong with you? Pipe man? Okay? So five things wrong with Dean or pipe man? Because that is different. Okay, both both Dean First, I say, well, okay, I say we go with pipe Man. I'm gonna overrule. There's number one thing that's wrong. He's not listening to us. The number one thing that's wrong with pipe Man is I tried to start the pipe Man only Fans. I open the account, and it blows my mind how these people start these OnlyFans account. Because my account got rejected ten times in the last twenty four hours. Because it's a whole major process. I think, you know what, people just think, Oh, these these girls they get on only fans and you don't know who they are, and blah blah blah.

13:58 Listen. It takes more background checking and work to open and only fans than it does to be president of the United States, obviously by our candidates. Okay, but speaking of which, what's wrong. Another thing wrong with pipe Man, and then we'll get back to the rest is pipe Man has not been elected president yet. Okay. I ran in twenty sixteen. I did get votes, not enough to beat Trump though, and I did run in twenty twenty, but unfortunately I got bocked, blocked by Biden. Okay, this is pipe Man gone. Yeah, well he can't smell. Uh.

14:41 This is pipe Man's time. So I think one we need to hear why people need to vote for pipe Man for president in twenty twenty four. And this might also answer the second question of what's wrong with pipe Man. Hey, folks, this is Phil Clinton. I listen to W fourcy dot com. And just remember I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Bring back the good old days, and I will have sexual relations with that woman. Don't type Man for pres I'm still trying to figure out this whole TikTok thing with trying to voice it and match it up with the thing. I was a little off. It was like when I was saying while I was playing, it was like a Japanese movie. So that's what's wrong with pipe Man. Okay, But so back to the only fans. Okay, So they have you upload a picture of your license and then upload a picture of you holding your license. Yeah, ten times I got rejected because they say it's not me, and I'm trying to figure out and then I did contact support and I'm like, this is me, it's my license, it's my picture, I took it, blah blah, Oh why is this not getting improved? And they responded back with the generic just that's the problem. Nowaday, it's another pipe Peeve's like with AI, no humans speak to you.

16:11 Okay, I'm getting this email back. It says the exact same thing it does on the website. Like, that doesn't solve my problem. I understand. It has to be a picture of me and clear it was. It says no filters. I didn't use a filter. It said, you know, it had all these rules. There were like fifty million rules. If I was a female, I'd be like, screw this. I'm just going and hitting the street corner because it's a lone Okay, I'm just saying, but I will tell you it's movational. Pipe Man my favorite mantras by and by the author og Mandino. He is the author of several books, but my favorite in the world besides mine, which by hey, go out and get my book. Not pipe Man's book, but Dean's book. Who said life doesn't come with an owner's manual. My grandmother alas say life doesn't come with an owner's Manuel. Well, yes, it freakin dead and I wrote it. Okay, not pipe Man. It's a whole different realm. But one of my favorite authors and favorite books is The Gray Salesman in the World.

17:22 It's a really cool book. Yep. The first part of the book is this fictional story about this kid named Habib and he wants to be the grayst salesman in the world. And so he approaches the gray salesman in the world and says, jeez, you know, I want to you know, I want to be a gray salesman in the world. Will you help me? And so he does agree to help him. Except here's the deal. And this is something that when I was in my twenties, like I did and everybody did. This is something that people in their twenties in twenty twenty four are not willing to do, and then they wonder why they're broken and don't get the things they want to have life. Because what he had the kid do is he goes, you will work for me for one year for no pay whatsoever, and after that and you will do whatever I say.

18:15 And after that one year, you too, will be the greatest salesman in the world. And now, when I was in my twenties, somebody said that to me, I believed them wholeheartedly. I did. And because mindset is definitely key, okay, and being willing to do whatever you have to do to become a success, like you took it, whether you like them or not. You take people like Besos and Elon Musk and all those people, they did exactly that. Everybody thinks they just woke up and they were rich. No, they're ultra rich and ultra successful because they were willing to do what nobody else was willing to do, and they worked their ass off from nothing with nothing, with nobody giving them anything. Amazon started out of a garage. Okay, Ray Kroc, the inventor of a franchise of McDonald's with sixty six years old broke. Nobody was giving him a job, and he did whatever it took, and then he became one of the most famous people ever. Colonel Sanders with sixty six also broke. Had this a chicken recipe. He went around the whole country, had no money, no prospects, went around the whole country and pinched his chicken recipe and got turned down a thousand times before Kentucky Fried Chicken was born. Okay, you could go.

19:37 The list is on and on. Every successful person was willing to work for free and willing to do whatever it takes to get there. You gotta pay your dues. Okay, talk about music. I'm wearing a Metallica shirt. I was at Metallica's first show ever, where twenty five people were there. Metallica, everybody thinks they're just overnight success. There is no such chance overnight success. Overnight success takes about twenty years. Metallica ate bread sandwiches, blowney sandwiches with no bread. They all slept on floor with four other bands, including Slayer or and which we'll talk about in the show. And basically they starved for ten years before they got famous because they were willing to go that extra mile. That's the difference. There's so many people that quit before the finish line. So Habiba greed and he did this. Okay, and now I say, like most kids today, they wouldn't do that. They're like, give me, gimme, gimme. I'm entitled, blah blah blah blah blah, I'm not doing that, blah blah blah blah blah. And then you wonder why you're in your thirties and forties and still living with your parents and don't even have a car. I wonder so well, But anyway, at the end of the year. He had always training in that year, and he did in the become the greatest salesman in the world. And

21:08 the key to this was the second part of the book. And it's a very thin book, okay, And you won't find it in the business section. You won't find in the motivational section. It's actually in the religious section, and not because it's a religious book, but it kind of mocks religion in one sense, but also copies it because the second part of the book is these ancient scrolls kind of like the Torah or the days come in. I thought I was confusing the book, but yeah, per year, and then there's thirty days in everyone. Yeah, okay, So there's these ten ancient scrolls and it takes you ten months to read this little teeny book if you follow the instructions. And that's key too, following instructions, okay, because you could change one little thing in a recipe. We'll ask our how chef here. If you change one thing to a recipe, it changes the whole outcome of that dish, doesn't it. Yes, it's Rachel, our chef. So basically these engine scrolls, the instructions are is each scroll you read for thirty days, once in the morning, once in the afternoon, once at night, and one of those times has to be out loud, okay. And basically what it's doing is in order for us as humans to change habits. You can't just change a habit. You can't just quit something.

22:36 You have to replace it, okay. So people are trying to quit certain things, have to replace it with good things. So what this does is what programs you to change your habits, your way of thinking. And so each scroll takes thirty days to read, so it takes you ten months to read the book. My favorite scroll in there is about I will persist until a six which is something that if you were asking me one of my best habits as dean or pipe man, that's it, okay, I will persist until they succeed. I am not a sheep waiting to be prouded by my shepherd. I am a lion, and I refuse to walk and talk with the sheep. The sore house of failure is not my destiny. I will persist until I succeed. And it's a way of life, and it's a way of thinking, and I think people need to stop taking pharmaceuticals to cure their problems. I think they need to stop unfocusing on all these labels and all this negative stuff. All we do is focus on negative nowadays, why not focus on yourself? Retrain your mind, have a positive attitude, have a positive mindset, because you will of the laws of attract, attraction and tract what you think about your inner vocabulary. If you talk shit to yourself, you're going to get shit. You talk gold to yourself, you're going to get gold. Do you want ship or do you want gold?

24:03 So there you go. So that's why Rachel ship. Wait a minute, didn't we ask about the negative things about you? Not the positive thing? Ring? No, I don't even know how. That's just as as I am. I don't even know how that tangent started it. No, it started with those things, because you gotta look at those bad things and turn them into a positive. So I said, I'm going to persist until I succeed. So by next week I will have beaten only fans and one. So that's the first bad thing. Second, wait, wait, how does that be a bad thing? Because oh, the bad thing was that I couldn't get the only fans approved because it's not me, I think, because I call it the pipe Man. And then you know, I figured out the problem. I wasn't wearing my shades in the picture, nor was it in the thing. Second issue, okay, second bad thing is you know, anybody that's known me for a while and the show knows that I changed things up a lot, especially when it comes to my hair. And I've come to a conclusion recently that my current hair condition is one of my problems and one of my negatives because I don't know. So as you know, I've had every color. I did everything. I had the faux Hawk and co Hunt and Coke, and then COVID came out and I grew it out,

25:34 put in the point tail. Uh. And then last year when I was in the Netherlands and the weather was all nasty and my hair was getting all ridiculous because of the mist and cold, and I was like, screw this, and I chopped it off. But then I was going to Bali after that, so I'm like, yeah, I can't have the blue hair because it's just gonna come out in the surf. So I had this guy in the Netherlands give me a new style. I'm like, do whatever you want. And I usually do that with a lot of hairstylists that I promot, and I'm like, do whatever you want. And it did look good at first, and now I'm sick of it, and especially certain things I do, it doesn't look good. Like when I get out of the ocean after surfing, it doesn't look good. Whereas when I had the fauxhawk, all I had to do is go juke jup and I'm fine. And so here's the thing with blue hair. Everywhere I went, people would stop me and go, oh my god, that is the coolest hair. And then you know, it's funny because when you're in your fifties with blue hair, you're stylish. If you're eighteen and you're a derelic, it's funny how that works. But there was even this female that I'm very close with for many years, and she she hated the blue hair because she's very conservative. And then I said, but you watch, We're going to go out places and people are going to stop me. And she didn't believe me, and then she saw it wear own eyes and she even told her friend it's like, yeah, I didn't think at first, but yeah, he should have the blue hair. Because everywhere we go, and it's a conversation starter. You

27:08 know. Now I just look like every other idiot in the world. But so here's the thing. I've been thinking about this lately. And I did take a poll from one person. Now I'm going to take a poll from I'll say you, from one person. It's an opinion. It's the same as the presidential polls. They ask one person. Then you know, all of a sudden, somebody's leading in the polls. Okay, so I'm just following our leaders. Okay, that's all I'm doing. And how is it getting them anywhere? Go ahead and ask your questions. But anyway, I don't think we should ask Rachel because she hasn't known me long enough to know all those things. So I think we should ask Rachel. But we'll ask Rachel. But I think we should focus on you rebel, so here here, and we should have pictures. Actually, that's what I forgot to do.

28:03 Okay, So you know what I'm gonna do is shit, the pictures are on my phone. I gotta figure out how to do this. I want. Here's what we're gonna do next week's show. I'm gonna have pictures ready that we're gonna because I just thought of this now, so because of this question, and what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna upload pictures of previous pipe man and current pipe man, and we're gonna pick the winning picture for possibly my next step in my hair development. Okay, So we went from per first one went into personal development. The second one went into hair heroin development. But hair development, no, Heroin's not one of my problems yet, okay, But way the world is going, it's on to that because where the world is going its way, they're putting the heroin in everything.

28:57 It's like, you know, listen, you can't get big pharma without getting heroin. The War on drugs open the world up to big pharma creating heroin. That's what the War on drugs. Thank you, Nancy Reagan. You notice our drug prome is way worse after the War on drugs. Every time we decuire o war on things, it gets worse, not better. What the hell is with that? Okay? But anyway, okay, So how many more do I have to give you? Two? Two more? Okay? I thought it was hair and only fans, So three more? All right? Three more? Okay? The third one is that I don't even know what. The third one is that I have co hosts on the show that are staring at their phone while they're on you. No, I'm just kidding now. The third one is is that I am like this anomaly here in twenty twenty four, it has gained us ban from TikTok. So you gotta be pretty bad to get banned from TikTok. Okay, TikTok is the Chinese. They allow everything. Okay, no, what happened and we got banned so much? What The other number four bad thing about me is that my goal this week is to get banned from TikTok again. I turned it off why because she was want to get banned from TikTok And it took me a whole week to get that ship back. And you know I'm not

30:30 capable of getting that ship back. I had have somebody. I'd have a cousin boyfriend do that in the family has brains. It's not me. Well, we already knew that that should have been on your list that you give us. Okay, and I would say my fourth thing about me is my choice and co hosts you no, I love but Rachel whole nother story, and I liked it lot, Rachel. Is your tongue as big as the one on your shirt? And is Mick Jagger like licking your stomach right now?

31:12 That's why? Oh you like that? You like those ninety year old decrepit. Actually he's not man like. I have to give it to him. The action that he puts out on stage at his age. He should be dead not doing that. They've been talking about Keith. They're talking about Keith Richards that he should have been on alive for the last fifty years and he's still going. So what does that say people? If you want to live a long life, do a lot of drugs. People that have lived a long time. Let's talk about Slayer. You have to say it right, Rachel. Unless you say it right, I'm not talking about it.

32:00 Say it right. There's only one way to say it, say it right. No, you got to say okay. So here's the cool thing. I was totally excited last week. The announcement came right before the show. It just totally put the show off the rails, Like everything we were going to talk about took a back door, just like Rebel and Never Never. Well, let's go back to that because we've asked this question before. Rachel, do you like it in the back door? Look at that, like real quick, She's like yes, you know why because she's had so many of these experiences that she doesn't even feel it in the front door anymore.

32:52 No, ten years without Yeah, I don't freaking believe that for a second. See here's your she brought it up. No said she brought it up. Okay, I have to bring it up. I wouldn't have brought it up on the show, but she brought it up. When we were talking before her coming on as a co host, She's telling me like she hadn't had sex in like ten years, and all of a sudden, we start the show and she's having sex with her cousin. Like, come on, what's ten years? All change your mind about things? I mean ten years or you're just or you're just desperate after ten years? Okay, how can anyone go ten years? What's your start? You don't want to stop?

33:37 Well, you just move on. You know what. Once it shuts down, it's just like shut down, and then once it gets turned back on, it's just like it's it's like right, it's like a dirty Fawcet. Yeah right, keep binking. Okay, So back to Slayer, Okay. So I'm so excited about they're playing Louder in Life. They're playing Riot Fast both on the Pipe Man Radio Tour. In fact, before I even say anything more, I think we need to hear a little bit about Louder than Life. What do you think one do? Do do? He's trying, He's trying, He's trying, try and trying. Louder than the loudest weekend of the year is back Louder than Life than Louisville, Kentucky, with the reunion of Flare, Slim Nod Crew, Corn, Thanks Freeze, Disturbed, Five Finger Death, Punch, Breaking Benjamin, and Falling into Reverse with Heaving Essex, The Bring Till Linderman, a Day to Remember, Stained Pail Storm, Go Cheer On, and for Accent, so many more over one hundred and fifty bands non stop rock for four days on five stages September twenty sixth

35:10 through twenty nights in Louisville, Kentucky passes Sale now than Live Festival dot Com. Are you ray? I'm ready? I have children, I am so ready. I am so ready for all these festivals which we'll talk about a little more before the end of the show, and we're gonna do some ticket giveaways and tell you how we're going to go about that. But back to player. Okay, So here's the thing. There's a lot of drama. You know, Here's what I thought would have happened with COVID. Okay, Like before COVID, people bitched about music, they bitched about lineups. Everything was bitch bitch, bitch, bitch bitch. Okay, we should we need a sound effect that does that, like tea. So basically I thought COVID would cure that because people had two years without live music, that they'd be like I know how I was. I was like, I don't care if Rachel's son got up on stage with a recorder and it was a live show, I'm there, okay, Like I didn't care what the music was, which remind me one of you two to ask me after I talked about Slayer what I did as totally have the pipe man's comfort zone this last week having to do with that. But anyway, so yeah, I mean there's people

36:42 bitching about this Slayer reunion and I'm like, what the what the Like in the eighties, right, like, what was it eighty one? Early eighties? Yep, I forgot the question already went for thirty eight years until twenty nineteen. What did they dissolve because of COVID? No, they didn't dissolve. So basically what happened was is Tom you know, he was tired from touring. It's basically the story that we know. So they were doing their they did two years of final shows and I was at the second to last show ever. I was at their first show ever. Wow, But you know, it is grueling. People don't understand. And I'm bringing this up for a reason too, because I saw comments about them and saying negative stuff about them quitting and then that they're like what season this and that? And I'm like, dude, do you even understand how grueling it is to go on tour for forty five years? Like seriously, Like people think it's all fun. There's about forty five minutes to two hours of fun. The rest of it is not necessarily fun, okay, And so you know, and people are talking about because you know, they said it was their final show ever, like how many bands have had their final show ever? And they

38:15 come back and do more like be happy about it. Okay, it's like it's like when McDonald's brings back the McRib. Okay, be happy about it. I hate the MCB, but everybody thinks it's like the greatest thing since Crushed Ice, you know. But I love those sunglasses, by the way, and they definitely do a very good job of covering the bad makeup job, a bad makeup time at all. It looks yeah, you look hot, Rebel. At least that's what a platypus would say. And so anyway, the thing is is why you being negative people? Because Gary Holt, who is the guitarists for Exous, but it's also the guitarist for Slayer that took over for Jeff May Rest in Peace who passed away, who was one of the main components of Slayer. But Gary's wife said the smartest thing ever.

39:14 I know what she said. No, can you guess? Why don't you guess first Rachel and then you guess Rebel? She said, it was a good run and it's and now it's over. Well, she probably said he would want tell her to go on without him. No, here's what she said. If you don't like the Slayer reunion, here's my solution. Don't go like, what a concept? What a concept? People nowadays like they have to say all this negative ship about everything. If you don't like the idea that Slayer's playing reunion shows, don't know who cares? I want it? And nobody said they're going on tour. They've announced two shows.

40:04 That's it. They're two festivals, that's it. What are you doing, rebel? Looking for another pair of glasses? Pea, Well, then why don't you give up while you take a pee? But give us a description while you're peeing. I need one of those like little portats like to put next to y'all. It could be like those bullets, you know, the bullet blenders you bring that you to use that and then and then you have lemonade. Then you have lemonade in case you're caught in the andes somewhere. I don't know if anybody's seen that Netflix movie about that plane crash where they were stuck in the the Uh what what was? Uh? Oh they were I can't believe I'm drawing a blank that sport uh uh it was? I know what you're talking about. It starts me an R. I can't believe I'm drawing a blank like football rugby. This rugby team crashed in the andes and the seventies all that they started eating each other and they had to eat each other to live, you know, and it was a whole big thing.

41:13 So you gotta watch it. It's a great movie. Was the Person Dead? The first person I decided to eat? Was that person already dead? They like each other? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I said, I didn't have to pick, like who's gonna who's gonna go first? No? No, And they actually before people were dying, they were having to talk about it. So like one of them said, yeah, if I do die, please eat me at least I know that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah. They were like, yeah you can eat me. Yeah. See, this should have been on movie This is what should have been on movie reviews and more is this movie because it just came out. There was a version way back when in nineteen ninety three, and it's like a really good movie. So check it out. Yeah it was good. But what was I saying anyway? You're talking about this Slayer tour. Yeah, how we went from saydo yeah to eating people? Okay, Slayer to eating people? That's not a far stretch. I gotta tell you, but yeah, just don't go people, man, like, why are people bitching every lineup that comes out? I hear people bitching? Okay, here's my number one favorite bitch not oh when the band the only band they want to see drops off for whatever the reason, and then it's like, oh, I was only going to see that band. Then go to their freaking concert.

42:34 You don't go to a festival that has one hundred and fifty bands or sixty bands or thirty bands for one band. Okay, so you know what had a tall glass to shut the hell up? Will you bitching? Negative? You bitching negative? People like, come on, this is exciting news, okay, And why do people have to be such haters? That's an hard thing. You guys all have to remind me. There was this TikTok I might have saved it, but I have to find it again where they had these gymnasts that were climbing on top of each other to make like a pyramid and looked really cool, and the comments in the comments section were like hilarious but rude, you know, like you know, step on the quatt waffle and stuff like that, and you know, just really bad. But you know, come on people social media. We should be all learning how to get along. And where is Rodney King on socials when you need them?

43:37 Okay, that's what I want to know. But here's what we gotta do right now. Before we move on. I just want to say, go to Slayer. If you don't want to, don't freaking go, but don't ruin. For the rest of us, are super freaking excited about Slayer. I mean, because it is going to be badass. I'm super stoked about carry king solo project too, because it sounds like Slayer and it's badass, so you gotta check it out. But right now, let's hear about some of the other festivals on the pipe Man Radio Tour, because man, I might be adding one of my favorites. Just talked to people yesterday Punk Rock Bowling. Madness was supposed to play at the last Punk Rock Bowling and it got canceled because of COVID and I was so bummed. And they're gonna be playing at this one. There's cool stuff going on, the No Values Festival, another cool punk festival. There's gonna be on the Pipe Man Radio Tour.

44:37 There's gonna be Welcome to Rockville, Punk rock Bowling. Probably there's another one I'm not gonna mention yet that we're working on. There's song Temple I won't be at, but we're doing ticket giveaways on the show. There's Incarceration, Download Leads, possibly grass Pop, possibly hell Fest, possibly Vodkin Uh, and then Uh Bloodstock, the Heavy Metal Awards in the UK. And then there's Gonna be Loudered in Life, Bourbon Beyond, which I won't be at because I'll probably be at riot Fest. And then there's Gonna because I can't miss Slayer and I wanted to go, but I can't miss Slayer.

45:21 And then there's Aftershock, which you're announcing right after this show that there's a whole mess on the on the tour. This here like it's blowing my mind. There's more festivals now than ever. Before we thought music was gonna be dead after COVID, it's more alive than ever. So all you negative nellis shut the hell up, because we have live music and we're gonna go and we're gonna see about ticket giveaways to Incarceration and Bourbon and Beyond. Row it one sell the Alarm, Incarceration of Music and Tattoo Festival is Back, What's Shine Down, Godsmack, Freaking Benjamin On, Hailstorm, The Offspring, Chaudell dot Omens, Chimera, and so many more. Report to Historic Ohios Date Reformatory this July nineteenth through twenty first three days of NonStop rock tattoos, Blood, Prison, Hunted House, and more. Passes on sale now at Incarceration dot com. The world's biggest bourbon and music festival, Bourbon and Beyond twenty twenty four, a perfect blend of Bourbon, colin airy and music with Zach Fryan, Dave Matthews, bad Tyler Shielders, Neil Young, beck Hey, Louis del Zonne My Morning Jacket Match by Footing, Gody Jinks, Maren Morris Said Moore September nineteenth through twenty second in Louisville, Kentucky. On sale now at Bourbon at Beyond dot com. Okay, so, first of all,

46:53 Rachel, are you looking for a heart of gold? I am? Yeah, baby? How about you Rebel? I no? Okay, So here's the thing. Okay, you guys can be entered to win tickets to one the following festivals. Welcome to Rockville, Incarceration, Burba and Beyond. Sonic Temple aftershock, louder and louder in life. Here's what you gotta do, people, you gotta follow pipe Man Radio on all socials everywhere, and you have to direct message me with because I need to get petitions signed. You need to direct message me telling only fans to approve my account. If you do that, you're entered to win the tickets and you could be hanging out with the Pipe Man at any one of these festivals on the Pipe Man Radio Tour. Now, want to talk real quickly because it's almost the end of the show. You didn't tell us, You didn't tell us what you did different, There's more. We'll have to postpone that, okay, because I want to talk about worry real quick. First of all, worry, okay, don't be happy, Stop worrying about things that may or may not ever happen. We're in this world that everybody has anxiety, so they worry about things that never even happen in their life, and they spend their like weeks depressed worry about stuff, and all it does is make a negative effect on your life. There's nothing positive that comes from it whatsoever. And whatever's gonna

48:23 happen is gonna happen. You're worrying. Ain't gonna stop it or make it happen or what have you. So, you know what, like Rachel said, don't worry, be happy. We'll talk more about that on another episode. Rachel give us the thirty second eleve air pitch on the Rodeo in text, Oh my god, it's so much fun. There's like a lot of food. It's really really good. There's a lot of booze. I went to the cook offs, so it was free food and free booze if you can get into the tent. I spent the whole night running around bullshitting my way into different tents. It sent me a whole week to recover from this. So I'm just now feeling like, you know, back to normal. And you know, it's a little bourbon. Will do it for it, Okay, Rebel. Yes, that's your thirty second ol of air pitch of what's going on in racist Louisiana. Oh my god, She's not the only state that is accused of that, and you look it up. She just admitted that it is racist, though she admitted everybody is. I've come to the conclusion that everybody has everybody's racist in their own way. Everybody nobody can say they're not because it's it's blatantly obvious. Everybody racist against platypuses because they have no nipples. Go ahead, nice fun fact. Here's another one you need to add to your tour. You need to add the Louisiana Jazz and Heritage Festival to your tour. Let's do it. Send me the info.

49:52 I'll get on it. So you also, you were gonna you guys were gonna ask me something. That's how we won the show of the thing of uncomfortable for the pipe man? Yes, what what did the pipe man do? That is out of the pipe? Main thing? When music was down? I took salsa and merengue lessons. Let's see, no nobody, I am going tonight. I'm going tonight again. There's this tequila bar that does the Selson merengue. But you got the lesson. So I'm going tonight, okay. And there's a there's a reason too, Okay, So there really is a reason. And then we gotta get off because we're already late here.

50:34 Okay, and I'm screwing one up. But videos for the only fans, yeah, well, we need videos for the only fan, do your videos go to your marine. We want proof, but do it for the only fans, Like anybody knows, me knows. The only dancing I do is in a mosh pit and like like. But every Friday back back in Florida, there's this live Latin band that play at downtown in the gardens all the time, and I always go there because I do love Latin and live Latin music. But I also in so awe of these guys at can salsa and meringue and bachata, and they're so good at it because he can get any woman anywhere, Okay, So basically I love I need to learn for that reason alone. And funny, my friend at Sirius xm Jose he did the same thing recently too, and he's out of his omen too, like we're metal heads, man. But listen, if you can do that stuff, I'll tell you. I'll tell you what you get at the world is your oyster, and listen, I'm in Costa Rica, might as well do it. I saw it when I was in Mexico a couple of months ago.

51:46 This guy I was hanging out with at the bar. I mean, he was ugly of sin. He got to dance with every girl in the bar. He was so good at it. So going what we were going to talk about before we left? My hair? Oh yeah, we're good to that. Next week we're gonna vote on my hair, okayko. And so you got tune in next week and every week to the Adventures of pipe Man right here on W four c Y Radio Talk for TV at one pm Eastern, twelve Central, ten Pacific sometime in Bali, I don't know, and Costa Rica. We're gonna be changing because we don't change the times here in Costa Rica. And so I'm gonna get off of this show. I'm gonna go do some salsa, some merengue, some yoga, some surfing, and man, you pipe nuts are the fricking best. I love you guys in spite of yourself. Everybody, thanks for listening, Thanks for being here, Thanks for being on the Adventures of pipe Man. Roll it one.

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