Upgraded PipemanRadio, Shiprocked Recap & Announcement for 2026, South Florida Fair, RenFest

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0:48 Why Kind of America? It's time for the adventures. You'll fight Man, I'll go before see White I com list Ponkings's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man. Yo. Well, it may look like I'm on Shiprock, but I'm not. Okay, I just got back from Shiprock. But that is what it looked like on Shiprock. If you weren't there, that's part of what you missed. And we're going to talk about the rest of what you miss and then the South Florida Fair is ending this weekend. Since I've gotten back, I've done multiple music interviews with bands playing at the South Florida Fair. You're gonna want to check them out on the podcast, either The Adventures of Pipe Man, Pipeman and the Pit, iHeartRadio, Apple, Amazon, Pandora, Spotify, or any podcast outlet that you want to use, any app you want to use. Okay, and then okay, so we have the ending in South Florida Fair. There's going to be a classic rock tribute band common petition that they have every year. That is badass. Okay. There are some really really good bands that are going to you got like tribute bands for the Cranberry's, for Pearl Jam, for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, which we're doing that interview tonight, so you're gonna want to check that out. And then

2:19 there's gonna be like just a whole bunch of them competing and it's amazing. And I want to tell you today Wednesday, you gotta check out the interview we did yesterday. But today what amazing artists. Okay, So this band, okay, they are doing tribute to the Cranberries and man, she sounds like Dolores. They'll be playing on Saturday when the Pipe Man is there at the Fair. But also they have a band called Indigo dreamers that basically they're playing right now at the fair as we speak. So now, since the pipe knots pipe knots or pipe nuts, whatever way you want to put it, maybe rebels are not because I think she's into that kind of stuff. I don't know, but let's bring on her pipe nuts so we can discuss things. We have one pipe nut today that knows a little about ship Rocked and a little bit about the fair. We have a swamp nunt that she would never even get into the fair this year based on her shenanigans last time. And then oh look at this, and then we have studio Nuts, which now I have to refresh my page because I can't see you studio nut. Can everybody else see studio nut?

3:44 Yes? All right, So I'm the refreshed the page rebel, while you introduce yourself for those of people that really don't know you, because they really don't, and maybe you could tell us what DAT is while I refresh, because I'm not even sure what day it is anymore? After ship rock Oh my. Goodness, Well, of course today is Chinese New Year, doctor Forton. You should know a little bit about that, right Chinese. I'm wearing the snake shirt for that today it is the year of the Snake. Of course. Absolutely, we also have Freethinker's Day. Yes, oh, I can see I can see studio, not.

4:25 Now see everyone. Now that's great, isn't it. I suppose it is. Now I can't see you, rebel, But that's a blessing. Absolutely. Some people think that speaking of seeing, it's also seeing eye dog day? Is that? Why? Is that why you have your sunglasses on like that? Now? My new cool glasses I have from ship rocks. See they say ship rocked on them, and that is an actual behind me. That is an actual picture of this ship rocked where we were. Of course that's how I Okay, so I have amazing as rebel nose and now also doctor Nicole Forton knows I have amazing ninja abilities at festivals and now you can see why. Okay. There were a few times people want me go up to the upper level and I didn't go because up at the upper level I could be caught. But down there nobody's finding me. So can you find me? Find me in that picture?

5:39 Yeah, I was trying to I was trying to look earlier. Let's let's play a game we'll find the pipe man. Yeah, where's pipe Where's pipe Man? Like, where's Waldo? You could probably find Walbo quicker than pipe Man. All right. So I also I had to look this up real quick because it's also National Dragon Appreciateation Day. I saw that on Did you know that one? Is that one on the list? Well, I appreciate you. Then you know what. We just came out of the Year of the Dragon, right, the wood Dragon, and now we're entering the snake, the wood Snake. So we appreciate appreciate where you appreciate where you've been in the past and where you're going now.

6:24 So basically what you're saying is you should celebrate with all your favorite snakes. Yeah, okay, something you ask something bad. It's happened here because one of my children has decided to call me during my show. You're live on the air. I'm going to sound really stupid. You can tell everybody live on the air how you're saving the planet right now if you want. Oh yeah, I. Mean, I guess leaving the planet or the turtles. I guess, Well you might want to tell them. They don't know what that means. Maybe they're too busy watching political news hopefully so.

7:14 In northwest Florida, we had a historic event of snow and cold temperatures which led to a the third largest cold stun event of sea turtles in Florida history. So we've been day and night working through eleven hundred sea turtles to get them tagged, rehabbed, and released back into the gulfs. Wow. That's been a huge undertaking. Every day today is a public. Release with over one hundred and fifty turtles being released with the covering being able to view. We tagged, my teammates tagged and did intake for about two hundred yesterday and on Monday we did probably one hundred to one hundred and fifty. So it's probably about six hundred more turtles to go and hopefully they'll all cost their swim test and go back into the ocean.

8:17 Well, you freaking rock and maybe after twenty nine years you would figure out when not to call during my show. And so but wait, I see a turtle right now. You better go save that turtle just went by me, and then I'll call you after the show, righty. I love you, love you too? Bye? Hi Okay, And I'm gonna guess that was the one that starts one R right. That is correct. That is correct. So, yes, they had a blizzard. While I was on ship rock. She kept sending me videos of a blizzard and I'm like, uh, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm out on a ship and it's perfectly beautiful in the last Shenanigans.

9:05 But I will say that I did get home to South Florida. It was not snowing in the well, it was snowing. It was snowing iguanas. That was the type of snow we get in South Florida when it gets cold. And then okay, so here's something weird that happened today. I went out on my balcony waiting for the sunrise, and there were a bunch of paddle borders in the water, but they weren't going anywhere. Like, way are you doing? Okay, I know you're waiting for the sunrise, but in the meantime you're on paddle board. You don't just stand there.

9:46 I don't know you do if you perform in some sort of yoga or something. No, you would be doing yoga. Right, might have been the standing still pose. I don't know. I'll did that. That's for the lazy people. Okay, yeah, they were doing. The possible on a paddle board. It is actually exercise to try to stand still. Okay, you try to do it time. It would have been really fun to pull out my sling shot. Do you want to stand still on the battle board? You get the sling shot? Help you? Doctor Nicole looks very perplexed right now, like she doesn't even understand what that might even mean.

10:29 Yeah, you know what, To be honest, I had a little technical difficulty. I cut out for a bit there. Oh yeah, see you can always you can always tell smile and nobody speaks the wrong language and they don't understand you, or their speakers aren't working because they have that look on their face like I'm pretending like I'm paying attention to you, but I have no clue what you're even saying. So my expression on my face is not going to change it A hall, that's all you can tell. I. Well, I did hear something about paddle paddle boarding. Yeah, it with something like if you I think I said something like if you were on paddle board, I would knock you over with my sling shot. I think that's what I said is that what I said, Rebel. Yeah, now, actually I said I was on my balcony fantasizing about going and getting my sling shot. I mean, if you're going to stand on stand uh stand up paddle board.

11:27 Although that does make sense, maybe you should stand on stand up paddle board, but I would think you don't. You don't want to be a stand still target there. Okay, do you think someone's shooting you at you or your You want a slingshot? No, I have a sling shot and I want to use it. Oh well yeah, oh that would be fun right into I think I think his point. I think his point was that he saw paddle borders doing yoga and the post. No they were, they were just standing there, they were the post was sitting duck. Yes, it's always been very difficult for me. That's why i'm usa at it.

12:12 Thank you you brought it all together for me. Well, that story for the listeners that we had to revisit. All of that, I know. Well, that's why I'm a ninja at festivals. Yeah, that's true. I can test the inability to do the standing duck pose. It's very impossible for me, you know, And Rebel has been witnessed to it too, Okay, except she hides. She hides, Okay, like she goes, she goes to festivals. Wait wait, she goes to festivals and goes outside the venue to go sit up on some hill outside the venue. That was because I wanted to experience it like that, But to experience it like somebody that could afford to go it has to sit up to watch it.

13:03 Well, yeah, I've never had that problem before. No, I just wanted to be up on the hill higher than everybody else. That was all. Yes, there, you weren't higher because believe me, everybody inside was a lot higher than you were. Okay, that's the bost reason I was up on the hill. Oh no, Indeed, it's great bringing Rebel as a media helper to the festival because first she stays put in the press area, so I miss nothing. I could go do something, and she stays put okay, and she covers the ground and she just never wants to go out and mingle with anybody. No, that's not true.

13:44 Okay, I stay and watch the equipment because we do wole a lot of equipment sometimes to those things, and you don't want it to walk off. Not that anybody in the press would do that. But you never want to leave your stuff just la. That's why I like it being there because I have to carry this shit around. I can leave you there and you don't leave the post. You also don't trip me trying to catch me either. What did you do? It's happening before, Just like. Yeah, sometimes I'm a little You got to stay close to that guy sneaking through the pit or like the crowd, you know.

14:28 You know, I think she might be related to you one because she's kind of like when you're at festival. She's kind of like a chihuahua. Yeah, I think that that would probably be a good not that you're. Wand but you're both from Mexico, so that's my point. Okay, you know, but it's like, you know, the little ankle biting thing. I don't want to lose, lose it, lose Fomo. Rebel's very good at not invading personal space. Like you could be in Florida and no matter, and she won't be anywhere in Florida, so she doesn't invade your personal space. No.

15:12 But I will say is like not even I can keep up with a pipemin when he's walking yeah, for. Real, Like for real, someone someone actually made that comment to me at the festival. It was like, my fat ass couldn't keep up with that. No. And the thing is like most people, really, most people say that I'm a walk I'm a fast walker, like, but when I'm beside the pipe main, I'm like, where's he going? Like why is he going so fast? Like you should see me go downstairs? Like I'm on the thirty sixth floor and I run down thirty six flights of stairs. I can't walk downstairs. I have to run, okay, And we're holding on to the escalator and slide down in the store like people are watching us.

15:53 Okay, so I think that they're the cold. Because she was the media for ship Rock, she witnessed that for stand as well. Yeah, how did you feel when he did it? Well, I mean, I think it's funny, but also he was a little slow. There was a moment where I was running into him, Like, however that configuring Well. Yeah, because I wasn't having to walk, I was just riding the escalator on the arm things. Yeah yeah, but then you were getting in my way and. Picked her off the escalator. That's a big good bit for the show Oh Love, we have the infamous photographer Laurie in with us. Can you can you pull that up on Hi God? From me and Wayne. We're watching that man in the airport and I agree on keeping that up. Yeah, well listen, Yeah, here's what I found on ship Rock. Here, here's what I found on Shiprock.

17:08 Is. All I had to do is circle the ship and I'd run into them because they would just always be in the same place. But there was guys, they were just a gem. No, seriously, there was one time I walked right up to Wayne and was standing right next to him and he wasn't even in costume at that point and didn't even know. But they did get me with the Wayne's World stuff. They did Wayne's World. I'm still in protest. Somebody named Wayne should not be Garth. Okay, you should be Wayne and get over yourself with your problems with Wayne. You are a Wayne, just saying, you know. And I got this shirt like, as you know, I don't normally wear shirts like this, but I had to get it.

17:55 I was in Saint Thomas. It was like the souvenir that I got from Saint Thomas. Just because we're vibing that stuff on the ship. But here's what I did. Okay, So every night was theme night. The rebel that I am is I went with the theme the next night. So like the first night the theme was like, oh like Neon glowing, I did that on the next night, and then Eighties night I went the next night. Speaking of which, talking about the eighties, I have to say that the Stowways stole the frickin' show. Okay, so for you people watching listening, or even my co host said, I have no clue what I'm even talking about. Okay.

18:39 So basically, they have stowways, which are band members from bands not playing on the ship. So the ship has a lineup, but then the empty Stowways and then they put on two shows and oh my god, it was badass. And let me tell you about these two shows. They're playing songs that are not their songs that they wouldn't normally play, and they rehearse like right before the gig. So these people have, some of them never played with each other before. And then there was like, you know, there's times where things aren't working perfectly when you do all that stuff, and what pros every single one of them were okay, so I could tell you that the first set was like the eighties hair new wave poppy vibe, which is something that the Pipe Man was not thrilled with in the eighties, but I was thrilled with it.

19:40 Rebel Wolve loved it because it was all her type of bullshit. Okay, but but let me tell you. Okay, So Laurie says she is Wayne's world, Well then you should be Wayne and Garth. I next time, answer may Okay, So next time, make a mask, because Laurie makes her own costume, so I'm giving her some work. Now, make a mask that is both Garth on one side and Wayne on the other, and do the opposite for Wayne, and then you guys are both Wayne and Garth. That's your assignment. I hope you've understood the assignment. Okay. So anyway, Yeah, so they did a bunch of and man, they killed it like I was loving it, you know, And I mean it was just so amazing seeing all these band members together performing songs that maybe they've never performed before. Okay.

20:41 And then the pipe Man got inside information in interviews. Okay, what but the beauty was is the interviews weren't playing until after, so I got to know what was coming, and one of the coolest dudes, who is an amazing drummer, Tom Hayne, he promised me Whiplash because that's eighties and that's like one of my favorite all time ever Metallica songs or songs ever. And they played it because two nights later they did another say it was all the heavy stuff, and so they played it. It was freaking amazing. Okay, I mean it was just And here's the thing he told me afterwards. His in the ear wasn't working. He couldn't even hear himself, and yet he killed it on the drums. Okay, now I will say that I also found out that Jesse from kill Switch and Gage Man, he has so many talents. Okay, he was he was, you know, singing Billy Idol, He sang pat Benattar badass.

21:58 But then he did a djet that was one of the highlights of the cruise. Man. It was packed. All the artists were in there, and it was in the music experience. After the music experience closed and his wife performed there, he brought his own like dancing pole and his wife performed on the dancing pole. And then Jave from Oxymorons did too, but that happened a little later, and that's all we're going to say about it, Okay, But I mean I went up to Chess. I'm like, who knew you were such a badass DJ, and he was like, Oh, you ain't seen nothing. I don't even have all my equipment. Me looked a part. It was just amazing. And then there were these intimate moments. Okay.

22:42 So like I was walking to another set because they each band plays twice, okay, And I was at one one set, and then I was walking to another one and I looked in. There's its piano bar. I looked in and there's the guitarists from the Struts singing staying alive in the piano bar. So the pipe man was drawn away from the set I was going to go to and into the piano bar. And then the singer Luke he sang singer Brandon from a tray You, and we did an interview with the Struts. We did an interview with the tray You, and there was a big new surprise that I did that was a huge hit. And I'm gonna let I'm gonna talk about it, but then I'm gonna let Nicole from her perspective watching to describe what happened with bands when I did this. So I brought my battle vest from the eighties, I have not worn since I'm sixteen years old. For those of you that don't know what battle vest is, well, you're just a moron, okay, but I'll tell you. Okay, it's thanks you're denim vett. We'll go ahead, go ahead, tell us one.

23:49 I don't know what it is. I was just saying, thank you for letting us know what it is. I love that. Oh so you're wetting the morons. Good, Okay, So anyway, this is what it is. Okay. It's a denim vest that has patches and drawings and pins on it for your favorite bands, okay, and mine is custom where I drew a lot of logos on there. I drew a lot of bands on there. There's blood on there from diving off of Marshall Stacks and knocking out my teeth. There's patches that are ripped from the pit. And one of the most common questions that I got was, wow, look at how these patches are like paper. The patches were different then than they are now. But I brought this battle vest for the first time to a festival, and now it's going to be a new thing. Except don't tell the other artists that haven't had it done yet, okay, but everybody that's listening, and you guys, please promise that this does not go public. Okay. So anyway, I pull out the denim vest, the battle that's during the interview, and I have the arnist look at it, and then I also have them pick a band off of there that they would want to go tour with. So now not doctor Nicole Forton. Well as as the picture taking media helper, I won't call you a photographer. Lorie's a photographer.

25:18 You're just somebody that takes. Yeah, i'll agree with that. I don't even know what you take, but they're better than rebels pictures. I'll just say that, okay. And so anyway, I'm just a helper. Like the pipe man's pipe man's slave pretty. Much, that's exactly what you were, a slave, okay. Yeah, And so anyway, can the ball and chain, Well, we won't go that far because people like read into that. That's I don't want that. That's why I was saying they stopped tripping over me, and why I have to do the Ninja moves to kind of escape get away from me from Okay, so but anyway me tell I tried.

26:02 I'll I mean, I don't know what part of get the fuck away from Me you don't understand. But okay, next time, I'll try say it differently. I don't know. But anyway, hell everybody, the reactions from these bands when I would pull out this vest. Okay, this is one of my favorite parts though, because it was such a like epic moment. You know. I know that there's a lot of history with this vest because I've you know, listening to the pipe Man interview and share stories and stuff. You saw Metallica's first show, you saw who Else's first show, Maldy Crue No.

26:45 One of the first cruise shows. Yeah, and by the way, Rebel probably knows this, but yes, my grandson would wear that vest, and I have a picture of them here with that vest. It fits in. I think there's something neetic about this vest, you know. So it's like really interesting as someone who wants to capture sweet moments like in present time, this was a vest that was like stopped time because and a lot of artists also felt that and they you know, just like them looking at it, checking it out, like there's a lot of history here and people who know about it could really feel that off of it, that like you were there, you are part of that whole creation or that movement.

27:36 Like you are. They were basically like going, holy shit. Yeah wild, like never seen anything like it. I've never seen anything like it. It's like, so there's some Yeah, those old patches that are kind of like peeling off. They're sown on or ironed on, they're peeling off. And then you've got the sharpie additions of all the bands like etched in there, You've got the the slayer. Felt lettering that you created. Yeah, there was no seller patches back then. Was less during the interviews like original and original lettering. And in La especially like Okay, especially in East La. Okay, people thought I was a gang banger and that was my gang name. It was pretty fun. Yeah, so I'm like bring it off, like I'm a gringo in East La.

28:32 Layer Like I'll let them think that, yeah, until they started shooting at me. So I have I have an image of a picture that I downloaded. It's a vest it's kind of it's not yours. But it's just a visual representation of what he looks like. Okay, yeah, that's a very modern His is like og old school legendary. You'll never see anything like it. Okay, so here you have a picture, yea of his. There's the thing about that vest right there. Okay that vest. One of the bands talked about it. You buy it pre made like that and that's bullshit, Okay, make your own vest. Minds are from just venom. And then I added everything to it, and that was what was epic. And like Winston from Parkway Drive was so enamored with it, Like during the interview he was actually like you describe it, Nicole.

29:33 Oh yeah, he could. I mean he couldn't put it down. He was like, oh my god, this is the most epic thing I've ever seen, you know, and that he yeah, I appreciated the value of it. Said that you could even sell it on eBay for five thousand dollars. Yeah at least, Like. Yeah, I mean I sent you some pictures of it. We should get them on but maybe we'll add it to a post or something. If you get assigned by the bands, be worth it way more than that. Well, here you go. If you want to see that, maybe it'll get loaded. There's no rule for them to sign it though, like I've. Yeah, yeah, yeah, get pictures to the pipemin only.

30:15 Fans see my slayer, Yeah exactly, that's where they will go. Inside before they ever had an album. Yeah that okay. So Wednesday and I Love of Other Arts were freaking out like wow, I never because and so funny because they all said, like I've never seen anything, you know, like satanic looking by Metallica, Like that's not their thing, and it is. It's like it's like a devil looking thing, and it's from before they ever had an album, so it's not their true what they are their images today. Here's what's funny. Shortly before I started to show, I was watching a reel of Lars and James way back when, and they were interviewing what separates you from the other bands like Sleigh or that, and they're like, yeah, we maybe it's because we don't sing about devil stuff, you know, and we think it something like we think that's stupid. Yeah. So they were never like one of those. They thought it was a gimmick, and it was a gimmick. They weren't gonna do okay, But before we talk more ship rock there's other things we have to talk about real quick. So let's take a quick break and talk about It's the final days of the South Florida Fairy. You could do a Bogo even where tomorrow on Thursday, Buy one, get one, but you need to catch a fair, especially pipe nown beat our Saturday one. Let's show them what they're up for.

31:49 So what are we doing this weekend as a family. Let me see what's fun to do around here. We'll go to the South Florida Fair on Thursdays and double the fun. That's right, Thursdays on Bogo with the fair, I want admission ticket and get one ticket free. Every food vendor will have a Bogo deal and ride credits are half off on Bogo Thursdays. The South Florida Fair is hoping now through February second in West Palm Beach. Yeah, so I went to a fair before ship rocked, I'm going to fair after ship rocked, and then I'm going to Renaissance Festival. So this weekend I'll be the Fair on Saturday, Renissance Festival on Sunday, and whatever other debauchery I can get myself into the rest of the weekend, but I can tell you. Okay, So I got back from ship rocked, and you know, usually I catch up on sleep once a month, you know, and I definitely did that. I came back and on Sunday, I just like that was it. I slept Sunday away, which never happens except when I'm doing ketchup. But basically I hadn't slept in a week because even the times I was tired, ship Rock was so awesome that you wouldn't know I was tired, and I'm staying to bitter end. There was one like one night I waited around for this thing called Quest. Apparently I wasn't the only one, Like the whole ship was waiting, and most of the people didn't

33:20 even know what they were waiting for, including me. Okay, it's a thing called quest. What's on Shiprock stays on ship Rock? Okay, yes, no, it stays because you have no phones allowed. Okay, the honor system that no phone's allowed in the room where correct quest is in the theater. Okay, and I can and all these people are standing online and they're like, uh, they don't even know. Uh. Yeah, it doesn't help on my okay, so let's put this up here. It doesn't really help on my messenger because I'm not the engineer. You can. Let's see, she's sending us pictures, okay, interrupting me to send me pictures.

34:10 Send the pictures, Send the pictures, Send the pictures. Okay. Yeah, oh well there you go. There's some Wayne and Garth pictures. Maybe we'll set them for next week to show them next week. Okay, I'll send them to you one and then you know, Wayne and Garth will after tune in next week to see themselves, you know, because that's really they that's why they send them. They want to see themselves. Okay, And pictures of the BATTLEFLT. I have that, so we'll set that up for next week. Speaking of next week, okay, and then I'll go back then to what I was saying, but I promised it to you. It's happening next week. It's the Adventures of pipe Man Upgrade. Okay. We're we're getting rid of you know, two point zero and we're doing fifty seven point oh okay, and so anyway, no, se seriously, we always have a lot of the Pipeman shows, most of them, but we only have one that's live a week starting next week, one pm every single day, but Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday will be live and Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday will be interviews, bonus content, out takes, stuff like that. But the live shows are Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and they're gonna be different themed.

35:28 Wednesday is gonna be the same stupid, zany, sit down comedian bullshit we do now with some serious stuff, and unfortunately, you know, we can't do a lot of serious stuff because we have rebel on here, and we can't rebel am I lying like she turns into a zombie when they're serious. Shit. Okay, I'm curious, what's some rebels background there? Fuck it? One day? One day? Fucking time? Oh these are my calendars? This what's calendar for twenty twenty four? And I had the top it with one.

36:12 Time? Hey, so I have a question. I have a question, then, Rebel. Have you heard this thing called a phone? You know they have calendars on them. I'm just saying, you know, you don't have to kill a tree, because we're already killing shit to make the phones. We don't need to kill a tree for your wasteful calendars. But you see it's not wasteful. I still have last year's calendar because I will. Have that one didn't use it. How does that help you. You're just killing a tree for nothing. It's just just so you can be cool and go fuck it, you know. No, but they said, my daughter's over there saving turtles, and you're killing trees and it'll probably end up in the ocean and hurt those same turtles.

36:59 No, no, no, peace will never end up in the ocean. Because you said, Louisiana, Southern people, you don't give a shit about anybody. Man, this we do. Okay, It's just you're like the modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. And she's not even did argue that point. I said, what, that's not a good thing? Well, yeah, when when you can't allow certain people to live on your street in twenty twenty five, Well wait a minute, that's kind of normal in twenty twenty five. Actually, that's one thing I will have to say about ShipRocked or any kind of traveling. Oh my god. The best thing about shiprocks I had very little connectivity with the world that I didn't get to hear the news of the ten thousand, five hundred and forty two executive orders that were passed while I was out at sea. I have no clue what they are. People are talking to me when I get back. I'm like, I don't give a shit. I don't want to know. I'm scared to No, I don't care whatever. Its like, who cares? I care?

38:07 But I don't want to know. Ignorance is bliss. Don't tell me it was nicer being out at sea and not knowing all this shit. What were you going to say? One? No, I was just agreeing with you. Then there was a lot of stuff going on here while you were away. Yeah, I have one question for you know one? Okay, very important? Okay, Okay, I won't say the three letters that come before Cube the Rapper, But do I have to worry about them coming in the studio? One? Why would they come in the studio?

38:48 Well, I can't say it here. You wanted to know where you're born in. I just know. I just want to make sure i'll have to hire a new employee. Okay, it's okay. I can work remotely for many in the world. Oh, good. Answer. I'm glad you said that, because I'm thinking we should start a new studio in Mexico, okay, just in case we need it, just in case, okay. And I don't even care about the Louisiana's studio. They can do whatever they want with the Louisiana studio because that's sodom and gomorrah. I think we should send all Louisiana and back to Mexico.

39:31 But we didn't come from Mexico, so that's why we should send you there. Yeah. That the question is does Mexico won them? No? No, that's why it's so funny about Columbia. Oh my god, I was laughing. That is the one news I got, and I was laughing about that. It's like, no, fuck you. You can't drop them off here. You know, we'll come pick them. They don't want to, well, we'll come pick them up. We'll go call us, we'll call it. So that that was meant for the plane that had a bunch of like people that got deported, but they were not Mexicans. So the president of Mexico, she said, you're not allowed to go through Mexican airspace. You're not allowed to bring them here because they don't belong here anyways, So you have to take them back to their home countries.

40:17 Instead of like dumping them here. And one of the things that she said she was she said, we're not your dumpster for you to dump the things that you don't want, so take care of it yourselves. And as for the Mexicans getting deported, you're not bringing them here in chains in an airplane, will go pick them up. I love it. I love it. And you know what else, The Danish I think Prime minister or somebody that's the head there literally told Trump, yeah, well I do not say it like that said the real words like holy shit, that's bad. But the funny thing about that one is that they he had done that before, I like with Trump, and they warn him before he started talking not to get out of line, and that's what he ended up with.

41:08 Now I have something else I want to talk about by why Comma and this, Yes, so Laurie's the reason where Now Laurie is in no love. She's not from there, but I think she's claimed it, you know, but she has a great idea here. The reason why all you Louisiana people are gaining ship to Mexicos. They need more parades over there. But I'm telling you, Laurie and I do riot fest and it's usually during Mexican Independence And who knew that Chicago would have such massive Mexican Independence parades, Like you can't even drive through the town. It's pretty cool, actually, if you're not having to get somewhere like they're partying it up. Like it made me wish I was a Mexican, to be honest. But then I did the twenty three in me and I can show am proof I tried.

42:05 I tried an instant. I'm a little too white, okay, Like, but I got burnt at Saint Thomas, so I'm trying to get there. I'm trying to get because I didn't burn that. I didn't burn that bad. And I'm from Canada. If I get to poorted, tasty from the pasty white North, Yeah. If I get deported, I'm going to pump my fist up in the air as my and I'm going to like rip my earring and my ear so my ear starts bleeding. I'm gonna put my fist up in the air as I'm being deported to wherever they're going to deport me to, so back into outer space.

42:46 Okay, why don't you sure about that? Would be sure about your bleeding hand from ship rocked. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, it still hurts. Okay. There's this other media person, Jay, and he's a good friend of mine, so I went up to give him a hug, and he was wearing a vest, a battle vest with these spikes like very high, like that hot, that big, okay, and they were sharp as shit. So I did one of those man hugs and I put my hand boom right on it punctured right through my hand. It reminded me of when my kid, my son was like ten years old, nine years old. We're standing in the driveway.

43:28 He finds his golf tea on the ground and I'm watching this all happen because I couldn't imagine that what was going to happen. And he took it and he put it on the ground with the pointy part straight up and decided he wanted to break it, so he stomped on it and it went straight up through his foot all the way. This is what happens. This is what happened in my hand, And then there was a little drop of bla. I'm like, no big deal, and then Nicole's like, well, you better go get it washed, and I listen. I didn't argue, but by time I got to the bathroom, which was not that far away, my whole hand was red and it was squirting blood out of my hand.

44:10 Well, if his vest was anything like yours and handsn't been washed since a decade ago, you know. Yeah, we didn't talk about the blood on pipe man's vest. Either, did we. Yeah? I said something about that. Oh yeah you did. Okay, yeah I did. My audio must have been glitching again. Yeah, go get your hearing name checked. Okay, okay, so yeah, Rebel, can you look at the description today and tell me what I have not covered yet that I was supposed to cover today? I think I covered most everything. Did you cover to fest? Yeah? I said, it's say this weekend. I'm going to be there on Sunday. We're going to report on that. There is an interview everybody can check out on my podcast about the Ransant. I loved the Red Laurie would love the Renaissance Festival. That's right up a rally to get dressed to go to things. And I'm like, I'm like the dude that I like to go with females.

45:03 I get like, remember I used to go with Becam a page all the time because she would dress up and stuff and I could be just dressed normal. And we both had colored hair, so the colored hair was enough. I didn't have to get dressed. People stopped me the whole time. But yeah, it was I like to be the one with the female that's dressing up. I don't necessarily like to accept certain things. Or it depends on the situation, or it depends on how hot she is, because if she's super hot, she could probably talk me into it. But needless to say, Well, let's see. We talked about the pipemin upgrade. We talked about chip rocked recap, we talked about the announcements.

45:48 Do we have any more news? Oh that's why I forgot to say about Yes, yes, that's what we need. But before we do that, I think we need to see some more about the South Florida Fair. Will you think one, let's do it. That's what are we doing this week in as a family. Let me see what's fun to do around here. The South Florida Fair is open seventeen days of entertainment, including the Thrilling Royal Spectacular, show line music, a new adventureland, and farm animals in the Kubota ag Zone Historic Village, and of course rides, games and delicious fair food.

46:28 Now through February second in West Palm Beach. Okay, so I just want to say that rebels favorite part of the fair is the farm animals. But that's just because she's from Louisiana. No, I don't like farm animals. No, that's that's not what. Never mind, I won't. I won't expose you. There's nothing to expose. I don't like farm animals. I wouldn't have even going near. I didn't even know they had on there. She likes skaters, captivation, crawfish. She lost the pig races, Oh, I didn't even.

47:12 I couldn't even believe they did that. I was like, oh my god, hey, Graces, what was it like running in Hey anyway. Wait, now was it me? Was it you? Maybe it was? Maybe it was Maybe it was Jess. It would definitely be one my grandkid, Luca. Okay, he would probably go out there. He would run away from you and go run with the pigs in the race. I bet you. We'll I have to get We'll have to get somebody on the show to verify that. Okay. So anyway, uh, yeah, let me also talk about so we're doing. I told you we're doing themes, just like ship Rock Chicken. Ship Rock has all these themes. Okay, we're doing themes for the adventures Bite Man, which we used to do before, right Rebel. So we used to have one theme that I can't do anymore. Chad came up with the theme and it was Tasty Tuesdays. And every Tuesday he would bring me some tasty treats for the show. I can't do that anymore, you know. But he would bring like donuts and the double chocolate chip frap and you know, and by the end of this show would be all gone. Maybe that's why I can't really eat that much sugar anymore. I don't know. I did eat enough in all those years of my life to last like ten lifetimes, you know. Even my dad,

48:42 the way I used to eat when I was a teenager, used to say, I ate like I had three assholes. Can do you do work for world? That's what he would say. I don't know how he knows what it's like to eat with three assholes, but maybe that's something. And I don't know about Dad. Okay, that det scene from What's That was the name of that movie with a three breasted alien. Have Deliverance? Maybe I don't know. Is that the last scene from total recall? I don't know anything about Deliverance. Deliverance was filmed in your backyard, wasn't it Rebel?

49:22 No? My bother was Didn't you tell me it was some of your family members? No, I've never even seen the damn movie. No. Well, guess what rebel squeal? Like a pig, like a big Okay, now. That's where we believe it is. You're pretty weird too. So if you won't do it, oh so, going back to what I was saying about what the pipe man won't even do? Okay, I'll just give you one description of questions and then you're gonna have to listen to an interview. We did uh with Cookie, the cruise director. Cookie is the coolest cruise director ever in history, funniest shit ever. We did a family feud live between Parkway Drive and Hollywood Undead and it was the funniest shit ever. And it's so funny that Hollywood and they had this rivalry even on stage in Hollywood Undead in one of their sets that said, goodnight, we're Parkway Drive. So I decided to play a joke on them, and during the interview, I said, and I'm here with Parkway Drive. But then I realized after the interview that I never even said their real name, so they have to be fed. And yeah, I'm just going to voice it in or something. I actually I instructed the instructed the person editing it to like record this the following.

50:51 The following the interview was not Parkway Drive, but actually, Hollywood Undead. That's a good one. I like that. I'm that serious. That's what I did. But anyway, okay, so that was the funny ship. But you got to listen to the interview with Cookie because as funny as shit ever too. It was the best part of the interview was my phone was in my back pocket vibrating and he was like looking around and he was getting all excited and turned on by it. He didn't know where it was coming from, but was coming from my butt. So that's all you need to know to listen to the interview with Cookie. Okay, and wow, so wow, said quest. Okay, and I told you we did if I was all I knew all I was fine, as said X rated Scavenger Hunt. And you can't have phones or nothing. What happens and there's you can't talk about it. You cannot talk about what happens in there afterwards.

51:52 So I was waiting for it. I was like, I was, did you want to talk about it? Is the question? It was too much for pipe man. I was like, A, I don't know if I want to go. But then I'm like, well, maybe I will. And I walked up and I looked in the doorway and the first thing I saw the beginning of quest is some dude on his knees in front of Cookie, and I'm like, I'm out. I'm very scared. So the pipe man even has limits. Were there any pineapples involved? There were, So it's funny you should bring that up because I didn't know it's Nicole knows. But apparently there were upside down pineapples on doors because people decorate their doors. I never knowed them. But maybe she's in tune to that kind of stuff. I don't know.

52:36 This is just what this is like word on the street. You know, I have my own ninja qualities. I'm finding out information that. Yeah, apparently, but you know what the upside down pineapple means? Yeah, we gotta go. Do you mean SpongeBob is in distress. Next SpongeBob continued, Okay, guess. SpongeBob squidward next episode. Okay, So again I'm gonna say themes Monday because for those of you who don't know, I'm also a motivational speaker, but not Pipeman Okay, not outside of me. Okay. So basically, Mondays are gonna be motivational Mondays where we're gonna inspire, motivate, drown out all as stupid negative media with positive media. We're going to bring on good feelings, stories, guests, authors, speakers, coaches, anything, business relationships, talk about all that cool stuff self help, health and wellness, healing stuff like you know that stuff Nicole does. I don't know, she asked, but anyway, but anyway, and then Tuesday can't be tasty Tuesdays anymore, So it's now travel Tuesdays, and we're gonna talk. We're gonna document the pipe Man Radio Tour and all the other travel adventures that I go on, which are quite a few.

53:58 Plus we're going to talk about the new thing I'm doing, where we're going to be basically planning surf trips and other kind of travel trips for people that have cardiac disease to help them, just like the pipe man. And we're gonna do surf trips because in France they actually do not prescribe the meds that we do here. They prescribe surfing for if you had a heart attack. So we'll talk more about that, and then Wednesdays will just be the same bullshit. So you know you're stuck with this anyway, we gotta go, we gotta leave. There will be more, There will be more shaggains. Make sure to follow doctor Nicole Fort and the Language of Healing. Make sure to check out the show The Language of Hewing. Uh, make sure to check me out at six pm. Wow, man, she came up with something the better. We'll talk about that shit, okay, So and then and then I will be a guest tonight former self and I'll talk about this kind of stuff on probably Mondays. I'm a former financial planner surfied financial planner see fs RIA CTA fifteen licenses, and we have a show called Ask Good Questions. I'll be on the guests. I'll be the guest tonight six pm.

55:09 What perfect time to talk about your finances. The beginning twenty twenty five and new administration, and so we'll have that tune in tonight same W four cy dot com. And there's all kinds of other shits going on. To pay attention Pipeman Radio, all socials, you'll get everything. We really gotta go is the next show starting. Soon one it's a replay. Oh okay, Rebel probably has to go right now, So why don't you go, Rebel? Thanks for all you do. Everybody follow Rebel. I don't know where you're gonna follow her because she hides all the time, but you can follow her and real quick, doctor Nicole Fort and can you really quick tell all your socials websites. And then of course we have the Language Appealing every two pm on Tuesday. So when you watch this on travel Tuesdays on the Avengers of p at one pm, you can switch over to our sister station, W four WN Radio and watch me as the guest. A y sorry for your head. Yeah I do fucking kick your ass for that shit.

56:14 Okay, So anyway, yeah, Language Language of Healing on Instagram, Facebook or Nicole fortin Healing. You can find me on Instagram as well. THANKSY Feeling podcast dot com bye. We have one final commercial for today, so let's roll it one. So what are we doing this weekend as. A family kit Let me see what's fun to do around here. The South Florida Fair is open, blending cutting edge technology with old fashioned excitement. Liasit or Imagine the Future interactive. Exposition and discover how science fiction is a reality today. Check all the activities online at South Florida Fair dot com or download the Fair app now through February doing What's My Beach?

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