US Election Holy President Pipeman, Exodus North American Disaster, Shiprocked, National Nacho Day

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0:48 Why kind of America? It's time for the Adventures. So fight Man, I'll go before see White. I com list Poon Beach's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man. Yeah. Oh, I can't believe it. I can't believe it happened. Okay, I'm here from the pipe House. Okay, and the pipe house is not white, though the pipe House is blue. This is the Adventures of pipe Man. We have the election results. We're gonna discuss the election results as well as Oh, we're going to discuss ship rock. Oh my god, and I went and covered an Exodus show. Exus is one of my favorite all time ever band. It was badass.

1:31 We're going to talk about that, and we're going to talk about what day it is today, and we're going to talk with the pipe nuts. So let's just bring the pipe nuts on. Welcome to the show, pipe Nuts. I want to especially welcome Rebel swamp Nut. And I guess I'm a nut today too. Well you might always nut. Okay, like you're Canadian. That just puts. I just got done interviewing a Canadian man, okay, And so I have a trivia question for you, Clay, Canadian nut. What should we call her rebel? Uh?

2:19 What let's say doctor nuts, Maple nut could work, man could work. That's kind of like stereotypical Canadian or. Nut, So we could call her Canuck nut. And then somebody has to say that ten times pass in order to win tickets to festal. Can't be can't be Canucks because like that's Vancouver. Canucks And oh yeah, I forget Vancouver. I can't do that. So I don't like what's wrong with Vancouver. So I must say I have already filed my grievances. Okay, there is definitely I knew it was gonna happen there was definitely fraud. The election was stolen from me, okay, because come on, come on, how does that happen? Okay, like, how did what is happening? Even we don't even know what's happening today, the whole world has changed today, and you know, thank you for everybody who supported me, because we're going to war. Okay. I am in a secret pipe house type of place, and.

3:47 I can't help but notice like the toilet bowling out of me behind you? Yeah, oh do you like that? Okay, so the toilet ball? Okay, you have you have to understand the technology. Okay, Okay, here's some technology. Is there a version of this? Well, let me let me just read it to you here, okay, So it's it says understanding that technology. This this goes back to the pipe man's investment days like this would be on my wall, okay because since when computers first came out, like so, nobody really knew how to run a computer except me, which is why I am so shocked that they stopped me from stealing the election. Okay, because I had it all set, I had it all set, I had the coding all done, and I forgot to hit send. But anyway. Okay, so understand technology. So where you flush, that's the function key. Okay, the the top, not the seat, but the top, that's the floppy disc. Okay.

5:02 The toilet paper on the wall, that's the application software. The hole, the toilet bowl, hole, glory hole, whatever you want to call it is okay, not the same thing. Just saying, well, if you're in Florida and the snake comes up through your toilet bowl up that hole, it might be a glory hole. Just saying, okay, if it goes up the suppose that's the input. And then the seat, the toilet seat, that's the user interface. And so true because the pipeman wakes up every morning and goes and uses this technology while I'm going through the five million emails I got throughout the night. And then okay, and then the base, the base of the toilet, that's it's the central processing unit, the and then there're a pipe that goes out of the toilet that's the output. And then underneath the toilet okay, you know where the toilet's on the wall and screwed into the wall.

6:17 They're home. I have an alarm. There there are times that this alarm goes off. I'm like, what the because it's scary and loud. I'm like, what the fuck? And an alarm there, well because of the overflow input output error okay, because sometimes toilets can have overflow from an input output era and it happens on the floor at the base underneath the toilet, So you need it. You need an alarm there to let you know before you flood your home and kill your animals. Like the government, I see, like the government. Do you know why? I say, like the government, No, I don't know. The government is out to kill our animals.

7:05 I want to know if President Trump is going to fix this because the government is out to kill our animals. Uh, this is something I'm missing. Okay, Well, yeah, is this the Is. This the pin of the squirrel story again? Yes? It is, and and the and the raccoon and the raccoon right, oh yeah story. Yeah, Like I've gone down the rabbit hole of watching the tikbox of these people with their squirrel and raccoon and oh my god, this squirrel raccoon was friendlier than any cat or dog. Get rid of the cats and dogs, let the haitians eat them, and let's just have squirrels and Jesus sets.

7:47 I mean they let they let people have like tigers and bears. No, they really don't. Exotic Joe, by the way, breaking news. Exotic Joe. He found love in prison and he's toldly in love with his bunkie or whatever it is. Okay. So see, sometimes when you break the law and you go to prison, due to the glory whole, you have a happy ending because because you know how they got together. Okay. So one of them was taking a crap in the cell and the other one got turned on. I mean because you can't it's not like you can close the door, okay. Okay, but so let's talk more about that. Then there's also a magazine on the floor. There's a magazine on the floor.

8:34 That's the supplemental data, okay. And then there's the backup system. That's the mop bucket. That's the backup system okay. In case the alarm doesn't go off right. And then there's disaster recovery with a and the mouse is running. There's a mouse too, And then there's a debugging tool. There's toilets are very very technologically advanced. I had to plunder the debugging tool or. Yes, that's exactly what it is. It is. See you understand. Canadians understand it. Okay, they understand the technology.

9:16 Americans they're still a little stupid, so they don't understand the technology yet. That's how come we are here today just saying okay, but okay, there's the surge control device, there's the normal flow of operation, and there's the main storage because that's where all your teenage kids store their drugs. By the way, in case you don't know, just go lift up the top of your toilet, you know, like as if you were going to try to fix the thingy, and that's where. Yes, that's it. That's okay, I'm using the scientific term. You want as turn, go ahead, okay, okay, But anyway back to what we're talking about earlier about Canada. Okay, I have a trivia question for you.

10:19 Now. It's all screwed up, so I'm just gonna throw it all on the floor, okay, where it belongs. All right. So see this is the stuff you don't get to see when I'm pissed off during the show in the virtual background, I'm throwing this shit on the floor that's behind me. Okay, So I just interviewed this killer Canadian ban. They're known as the Canadian Band. So trivia question for the Canadian here in the studio. Okay, who is the Canadian band? That's not Rush. The guess who? No, but I've interviewed them too, But thank you? Who boy?

11:00 I don't know? And why Anadi white metal women? And why you are Canadians singing American women? That's what I want though. Why are Canadians singing about American women? Yeah? You just said that. Okay. Their most famous song is American Woman. Okay, so Canadians are getting famous off the Americans. Okay, So who's this other band? I don't know. I don't know. I'll give you I'll give you a hint. Okay, it's three words, and the first word is I don't know.

11:44 If you count it as a word, very good, I would. Say, I don't know. My next guest would be the Tragically Hip. Yes you got it? You got it? Oh my god, I was. I was just because you know it's their fortieth anvers. Yeah, there's lots going on. They have They have a new box set and coming out not tomorrow but the next day, and and and a documentary on Amazon Prime why is it you Canadians always get documentaries. How do I do that? Like become a Canadian and have a pipe main documentary and going on? Yeah, oh yeah probably that would be like quite interesting.

12:27 It's I think the new Joe Exotic in the making right here. Well, because see, now I have the United States because I got the election stolen from me, and so I have to go somewhere else and infiltrate another country and take it over instead. Yeah, I might as well be canting. Well, I mean, I. Mean, because you guys such a rappy political situation. I can easily get elected there. Yeah, the whole country here, the whole country would vote for me. No fight, She just said, yeah, yeah, there's no denying. It's like we have our own stuff going on, for sure, But I mean we do piggyback off of the US.

13:12 Like you know, oh my god, wait wait wait oh did I tell you? I have for several years been trying to infiltrate somewhere else, okay, and. I have been unsuccessful thus far, naturally somewhere until until twenty twenty four, I have infiltrated. I am successful, and I am now a media partner W four Cy Radio k for HD Radio pipe Man Radio with ship Rocked. Now, if you don't know what ship rock is, it is the most popular cultish concert cruise in the world. I mean, it sells out like the minute they announced the date. It's it's and I know so many shipwreckers. That's what they're called shiprockers, Okay, the people that go on ship Rock. So I think, now I'm a shipwrecker. Maybe I'm a shipwrecker now, okay.

14:23 But you're not a shipwrecker until you go on the boat. Okay. So here's the thing. Okay, So it's really cool. It's his cruise and all these rock bands go on, and metal bands and stuff, and they perform live, they do meet and greets and then they just hang out with you. Okay, it's like the coolest scene ever. But these shipwreckers, they're the most dedicated, loyal cultish people to any event ever in history. Okay, Like these people that I know for years, it's like they're going And people have been begging me for years to go on ship Rock, all the friends on the festivals on the pipe Man Radio tour, and I'm like, yeah, I'm not going this year. No, not this year, Nope. Not this year. This year. Yes, fucking not Slayer, because Slayer's at Louder than Louder Life.

15:21 Not gonna be on ship Rock, Okay, but a bunch of my friends are gonna be on ship Rock that I know I'm gonna have fun with. It's gonna be really really cool, and it's gonna be an interesting interview scenario because basically I'm gonna be doing the interviews right after the meet and greet. It's like I'm gonna be next to them at the meet and greet and they're gonna go for meet and greet to doing the interview with me, and it's like one band after another after another, and like they're locked on the ship so they have to do an interview with the pipe man. Okay, So like you know, they can't there's no escape, Okay, but seriously. What's their policy for people who jump overboard?

16:03 Well, we do have castaways on ship, Okay. I feel like you are going to try to get away from you. Castaways are secret you know, artists, surprise artists that are stow away on the boat and then all of a sudden it's a surprise, like, ah, yeah, I can't believe they're here, you know, like that type of thing. They will be the tragically Hip though, I'll tell you that. Yeah, well yeah that's pretty that's thought. I wasn't even thinking that that realm because I was like, oh, it's not really metal, but they're a classic. They're like they are. Yeah, they're not going to be a yeah yeah yeah that's why I.

16:45 And they're wild. Did you ever get to catch any of their like shows on the Pipe tour? No? Not no, no, not live, but I would like to because they are bad at the performers. They are bad ass. So obviously rest in peace. Gore Downey he died of the state diseases, Neil Peart. They're like kind of we're like, grew up in a similar area. Yeah, it might be the area. Yeah, like I wonder you know, there's some environmental things there. Anyways. See it's a good thing. We got. A quiz for you. Yeah you should have. Yeah, it's good to have a Canadian. Okay, so I went the bye Police thing. Okay, now, Rebel, you don't we already know you look like you're wearing an orange jumpsuit there, and I have to say, Rebel, it wasn't very nice. What you did. I'm just saying.

17:45 And one one the thing I heard that your vote single handedly took the election away from the pipe man, and I'm not happy with that. I don't see how that's true because I voted for the pipemin. Yes see, okay, good, did you vote for the pipe man rebel? No, she did not. That's why she's in jail twice. Oh, that's why she's in jail. She like it's like a small town type of vibe. She can go from one parish to another and just keep voting. That's that's how Trump won, by the way, Okay, like the Southerners from one county to another and just voted. I know what I did. Okay, So here's why I did. I did my writeing vote, you know, the absentee ballot, but I also did the early voting and the day of voting.

18:53 That's I should have voted three times for personalities. What how one for each of your personalities. Yeah. No, it's just like you just had to listen. You just tell them your name and they give you the ballot. You know, so like like, okay, I know this person's not showing up. I'll just give their name. Here's what Rebel did. Rebel went to vote, then she turned around, put some glasses on, and went back inside the line. Yeah, and then's those glasses that make her stand out, so nobody would ever think that she's. Nose and the fake mustache, I don't have that one.

19:39 So ship Rocked, though, I am so excited because I contacted all of the people that are repeat customers for the group on and let them know that I might be doing a ship Rocked giveaway. Okay, we don't know yet, but we definitely have a special code we're going to do too for people that want to join the pipe. No, wait a minute, Wait a minute, is it really safe to let the group owners get on a boat where you would have to jump off the boat to get away from them? No, I have my own cabin.

20:20 I mean, come on, that won't stop. You don't think they would be curling all over. The place on the true true, because Rebel, remember that one day I was driving home and I saw one of the groupies like outside the fence of where I was living, and I just kept driving. Yeah, just keep driving, drive and went out consider came back still there, left again. Yeah, it's a good thing your car is not that noticeable. Well it it wasn't this car. It was It was a bright blue Lexus sports car. It was so bright so it blended because it matched my hair. It blended.

21:10 Is this like days before the cell phones or something like? Don't people just as. No, no, no, no, no, no, this is real shit that happened. Listen. I dated a girl. Okay. She would stand outside the window at a studio like, not this studio, one, the one out there when we added out there, and literally because my co host was pretty hot, so she would peer into the window of the studio while I was doing a show, asked Rebel, because she heard when I would say stuff, because she'd like literally be peering into the window of the studio while I'm doing my show to make sure I'm what I'm banging my co host in the middle of the show. Is that I'm doing.

22:00 I don't know. She was just interested in your show. No, kind of like you know how when a squirrel gets on a window and they have their four you know, back to the squirrel thing. Okay, it was kind of like that. It was kind of you know, it was like before the four this is what this is what ship. Rocked around pipe man's cabin is going to. Look like I'm gonna. I already started today. I'm in training for ship Rock, so I am doing lap I'm doing laps every day in case I have to jump ship, you know, and to make sure I can swim to shore. Okay, yeah, yeah, hilarious.

22:49 Absolutely. Hey, Okay, let's see who can do this, right. Okay, I'm gonna pick hold on eenie meany miney mo, ketch a tiger by its toe. If it screams, let's like go. My mother said to pick the very best one, and you are it. Okay, doctor Nicole. You have to tell us so far what the lineup is for ship Rock, so I'll give you a few minutes to look it up. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. And hold on. Somebody's calling. If it's important, then I'll take it and let you guys take over the show if it's If it's not, we'll just put them on the show. Okay, let's okay. Hello, may I help you?

23:37 Hello? This is pre confer American. Yes, can you hold on one second for me? Please? Yes? Okay, you guys talk amongst yourselves for a couple of minutes. Okay, take me. This has to do with the Pipe Main Homeless Tour. Okay, I'll read the lineup. I'll read the lineup. Let's see, he's not here, so he doesn't give you all part time. I know. Okay, Oh yeah, way drive is uh is head a headliner?

24:19 We got Hollywood on dead nothing more ruts about what Hollywood did. I'm sorry, go ahead. Yeah. Yeah, there's some like the Ghost Inside Ghost Kid, lots of some ghosty stuff. You love that Rebel Silly Goose that's seems new faves bad. Oh, Spirit World, how about that? I like it? Yeah, okay, We've got yeah p O D. Ginger Devour the Day. There's a lots about Cherry, Yeah, the Jigsaw Youth.

25:01 I wonder if there's more here. He's just always up to something. Right when when is this date it's on? It's happening on. That date? I don't know. This website is kind of like it's interesting. Yeah, I'm saying the whole artist line up here. Oh yeah, okay, Yeah, you're obviously better at the technology than I am. Or the stone you have one? Yeah, who else? That many people? Huh, so many people. There's probably I'm trying to find the date for it.

25:45 Yeah, it's a mystery. May not have They might not have released a date, like the pipe man said, when they release the date, they sell out like almost immediately. Oh yeah. It could be that they didn't release the date yet because they would be sold. Have you guys ever done a cruise Have you ever been on a cruise ship? I have not been on a cruise ship. I have. I don't know, concerns about getting on one. What's the equivalent of the Mile High Club to like for the cruise ship? What do we have here? What am I asking? I see something on the screen, but I can't see this.

26:25 What is in your eye? Rebel Meddler? I don't know, but God knows. I wish I can get it out because it is really bothering me. Yes, it's my vision, like yes, I mean. It made me tear up and everything. I can't get it out and I can't see it. I tried, but it's like right on to the top. It's under the top eyelid, and it's like every time you blink you get it. It's like, oh damn it, And I can't get it. I can't get it out. I don't see it, so I don't know. I'm kind of just stuck with it. Eventually come out. It'll work. It's alright. I did find The date is January nineteen five.

27:09 I'm gonna go from Miami to Saint Thomas in the US Virgin Islands and half a mon Ku in the Bahamas, so that you need a passport to go on. Yes, I mean pretty much all cruises are you. Have a passport? No, they won't let me out. You're a bad, bad girl, naughty. You know what was rough like right before they agreed to let me do this in this this lineup area. But you know the shower down. That they give you. It's just so in new like, I don't need to be the loust leave me alone.

27:52 What is this? Maybe that's what you take that just your id all. Yeah, it could be. It could be Oh my goodness, they might have sprayed the wrong thing, the wrong chemical, and. Oh gosh, there's no I know right, there's just no privacy in here. Oh you probably hate privacy. No, I love privacy. I never get any that's the problem. Sheesus, like, damn sure, I'm going to get it in here. All because I.

28:32 Wish I could. So there there is a definitive answer now like we know men didn't make it, unfortunately, but I tried getting on there with with a fake VPN, you know, but that they didn't let me go. You couldn't just wait, you couldn't vote, or you couldn't see their election results. No, no, I mean I actually heard of some people from outside. Of the States having you know, getting on the VP like a separate VPN and then they can vote online. Is that even the thing? I don't know, I'm not wrong. I don't think I'm not legal. That would mean, I know, that's a little extreme for sure.

29:14 Yeah, I know, Ray, that's definitely worse than what I did. They didn't even get the chance to do the show from the lineup. But I do have to ask this question if if you guys were watching last night, Kamala's I guess campaign manager came out and said, oh, well, she's not gonna you know, she's pretty much going to bed. She already knew the results. I mean, don't y'all think that was a little bit suspicious? You're gonna go to bed when you're pretty much everything in your future. It's not your total future, but you know a big thing is hanging in the balance. Why would you go to bed without. Knowing the results. Trump was already in bed they had to wake come up to.

29:59 No, it wasn't. He was going from mar Largo to the Convention Center or something like that, and at a party at Marlage, at a party at his house with Elon Musk, So say, I wasn't there, So I don't know, but I do know that this is what the news says. And keep in mind, folks, just because it's said on the news or on TV doesn't make it real, Okay, please please. That's why I didn't know if if I heard some news today, if it was like true or not. But that's that's the deciding factor. You've got Trump in there now. I do believe that is what they're currently stating.

30:42 Now. From the Canadian perspective, do you think that's a good thing or a bad thing. I'm I'm no expert, and the word on the street is that either option was bad for Canada. So why. I don't know, I'm going to explain. I'm not educated. Let me explain this one, because I've heard a lot of people say like, oh, if this person wins, I'm moving to Canada. Canada doesn't want those people yeah, that's. Why I get it. I totally understand now why it would be made for Canada. Whoever won, y'all, we're going to get the imving the country.

31:26 You know how many times they say that, you. Know how expensive it is to leave the country to go live in another country? Oh yeah, right, I know. That's I mean, I don't know why I asked us in here. It's crazy. All the people who come. In here illegally and you know, all of that good stuff, ask them how hard it is to leave a country. Wasn't too hard to leave? There is apparently because they. Keep coming here, all right, But you have to think you have to think about the journey too, right, because most of those are like Haitians, they have to cross an entire ocean just to get to that border. And a lot of people are that are coming from the Mexican border, or not even Mexican. They're like Vealezuelan or like Hondurans and all these other people that have to walk and travel through an entire country to get there.

32:17 Well, I'm sorry for that plate, but here's the problem. When they're coming in here I legally, there's all these people who came here and did the right thing to get here legally. If you are having a problem, get all these people. To go legal. You're not even legal. You're not even legal. Occupationist rebel is not legal. Okay, come on, I did all right. Then you show me either a driver's license to passport or something that says rebel meddler on it.

32:57 I'm not going to show you on the air well. She's locked she's locked up, has none of my identity, none of her possessions are with her right now. It would say rebel medal, it would say rebel medlarn on it. Okay, we did a search of public records there there there is nobody legal in the United States called rebel meddler. Mm hmm. She is a cast away. Hey. Speaking of test, we did the ship rock thing, and I have a question for you. Pipe man, Yeah, what what is the cruise ship equivalent of the Mile High Club?

33:47 That's the pipe Man group on of course. Oh, I got it, I got it. Naughty knots? Oh how many knots? Yeah? Then club? Can I tell you that the reasons my father was always in love with my stepmother was because she did the Myo High Club with them, So do not underestimate or just once, just once, don't underestimate the power of the male high club. Okay, Like if you could bang somebody in that little teeny bathroom that you can barely stand in, how did that go? Well, that's the problem, rebel, like you know, so that's what you got. Understanding the technology. Okay, wait wait, wait, understanding the technology?

34:45 Okay, where's the throttle on that guy? Throttlett? It was a computer reference, not a car reference. Weird, Like, I'm thinking, like you will you think the flusher thing is the throttle, No, it's it's the fluid. I don't get the whole bedet thing either. Okay, that my first questions. I know people would swear by bedets, but I don't tell her. I don't get it, man, Like, here's what I think is gonna happen. Here's what I envision in my head. Okay, I am envisioned that the day hits you and splashes all your poop, that you would wipe off your butt up on your face, Like why would anybody want to do that? Second of all, okay, if a guy likes a bidet, does it mean he's not straight?

35:56 That's what I butt Okay, let's make a survey. Okay, so you may you say, no, what do you say, doctor Nicole? Well, I mean, I think it's funny, but I don't think it's correct either. I think that a lot of people use water to claim and it's probably more hygienic, and you're doing it wrong, obviously. I okay, I didn't ask you that. I'm sorry, I'm serious question. Let me real quick. My credit card? No, yeah, make sure I'm covering up the right here. He wanted to say something with my name.

36:39 Okay, let's see it. That that proves you're an absolute psycho, because you. Know what that is. You know what she pulled out? One? She pulled like she probably goes to these events. No, it's not a real great card. She goes see events and signs up for ship under under Rebel Meddler and then okay, and then she gets those offers in the mail. You think, like the promotional card. One and it has a card in there, like the promotional card. That's what she's showing us. Okay, it's not. It's a real card.

37:19 The companies are so stupid that they think she's a real person. I am a real person. I'm a real girl. I don't even believe you're a real girl. Okay, I think I think there's some kind of hybrid. I'm really real? What real? What a real girl? Real? Crazy? What is in your eye? Rebel? Really crazy? But yes, oh yeah, we were talking about we were talking about her eye, herpies and what wasn't your problem with not getting any. This is not what we're talking about. We were talking about I had something in my eye and. I couldn't give of herpes. One four people have herpes?

38:03 Which one of us is it? It's what's the one with the eye problem? Rebel? Have you ever okay, Rebel, have you ever had a cold sore on your lip? No? Nicole, I don't like this. Hold on, Rebel, do you know what a cold sore is? I get, Yes, I get. Yeah. It was a kiss of like, to be honest with you, it was the kiss of death. There was this guy I was dating, and I just it was like over way long, too long that I let that. Go on, and you're teenagers and you like the last. Kiss and then and then it was like suddenly the next day I had this like crazy cult and I'm like that motherfucker left me with that. But it's only ever happened and like like a couple couple of times.

38:54 Yay. So there's our there's our one in four right there? Look at that? Look at that? And why did you ask me? Go figure, it's the Canadian. There you go. That's more warning, I guess. Well all right, so here's the next trivia question. How many of you have had gone rhea? Have you ever headna? No? Do you know what? Do you know what gonerie is? Describe to me, Rebel, what what Louisiana think? No, but describe to me, of course it is. But what what are the symptoms? Yeah?

39:38 Fuck if I no, I didn't have it. I don't know. I'm not a doctor. That's the doctor. Yes, okay, okay, let's doctor jan doctor one. Can you tell us what gonoiea is? Are you familiar with gonoreea? Oh my god? No, but we we do have the concept of the double headed dragon. Is that like a piercing No, that's when you get diarrhea and vomiting at the same time. Oh man, that's pretty cool. Dragon.

40:18 That's that's in the new Rebel Meddler porn movie. Now we don't play with Scott or Urine it's called Rebel and the Double Headed Dragon. So I have a question for you. One sure and and this is rebel prompted this? Okay? So ever had a woman say to you that you they want to. You? No, but I have had guys tell me they want me to poop on them? So and how was it?

41:00 Didn't do it? Not enough money in the world. It's just anyway. Let me ask you a question though, okay. So when they ask you that, okay, do they ask you like specifics, like do they want you to do it? Were it like perfect like your target practice it perfectly falls in their mouth or something. One person showed me a picture of a little seat with like a toilet seat with stands with like legs, and they were explaining to me that the person lays underneath that so he lines up perfectly with her face and then you sit down and just got a sound.

41:44 Oh god, you know what's great about that? He's telling us your thing is please telling this story. And I'm listening to it. But then I hear outside of my earbuds, I hear him talking in the studio right behind me, and I'm like, oh man, it's like I'm going to hear this twice. It's so cool. But yeah, if I'm taking the browns of the super Bowl, it's gonna be porcelain super Bowl, not someone's face. That's all I'm saying. Oh so, what you're saying is I'm going to. Use it to the glory hole, the gloriohole. Take it to the glorious.

42:26 I would rather have a snake come out of my toilet bowl than do the other things. By the way, I have to say, I'm gonna give a word on this show today. Okay, let me get a word on this show today. Okay, because Rebel, you've done much more gross things. Don't throw up at that. Okay, Now, oh no, that is just nasty. That makes. The KKK. But like that's okay. I didn't have sex with him, well enjoy. Wait a minute, cold. Canadians consider oral sex sex?

43:07 Uh? Sex? Not? I did not, okay, but. Maybe an individual thing. I think that there needs to be like coitus to be Okay. We have a very special comment now and I want Rebel. Yeah, there you go. Hey, what's the answer. What's the answer? Can you ask me the question? Charles said, Can I join the Mile High Club with Rebel? Now? Literally? Fly fly anymore right now? Well, literally, the Mile High Club in Louisiana is the little pole coming out of swamp and like, but I will say.

43:57 I will say to Charles, I can't fly right now. But there is a mile high stadium in Denver. But her another broomstick, she'll be able to fly for you, all right, go ahead? Nice? Anyway, does the mile high stadium count or anywhere in Denver where they are mile high? The whole city of Denver, I think is a mile high above sea level? So does that count for the Male. High Club too? Know, I don't think that counts. I think given the circumstances that you're on. No fly. Yeah. I think there is Canada because Canada is like a mile high. Yeah, that's the way I think of Canada, or like a mile above me.

44:45 Yeah, a mile. I missed the good old days where I where you didn't need a passport and you could just drive into Canada and do illegal stuff and then come back. Well, let's not do any illegal stuff. But aren't there says like little a little off the road pass that we can still cross over. And oh yeah that's happening. There is anyone was brave enough to keep going north. Uh, you know gets in the same way. Listen, if I were, if I were a Canadian Mountie, I'd be like, fuck it. They want to keep going north. I have a good time. Good luck with that. You know. Just let me know.

45:25 You'll be coming back. You'll be coming back. Let me be honest. It's not an easy journey. Like one was saying before. You know, like that life, the life of immigrant, whether however you get around, is difficult. Speaking speaking of immigrants, I feel like I'm one, but you know, long ago speaking of what does it say when the immigrant tells the non immigrant that they're the wrong one? You welcome to Canada.

46:05 There it is again, this is not for Canada people. Okay, that's just a joke. I mean we are like we are kind of you know, we're inclusive, like we are. We have diversity and you know, like much like America. But you know there's things that sometimes we would celebrate something and then the more diverse it gets, it's like you can't do that anymore. So okay, we'll stop. We got to talk about exodus now, I mean this from Canada. I was buying many people are at the Canadian border right now. That said if Trump got elected, they were leaving this country. They said it, and they didn't leave, and now they said it again. Let's see how many people are actually flooding out of the country.

46:56 The country is going to be empty. But anyway, nah, because we got all the illegals coming in. I gotta tell you a funny story. Okay. I covered the show on the pipe Man radio tour the other day. That was up in Orlando, and so I drove home after the show. It's like a two and a half hour drive. And so I made it all the way home. And anybody knows this drive from Orlando to West Palm at night, there's no lights and the most boring drive in history. So I did not fall asleep on that drive down until until I wake up two parking spaces away from my parking space in the parking lot just there, wake up foot on the break Jesus, the pipe jeep is on, and I woke up on like, okay, I better park now, park do that. So I'm thinking that I made it two and a half hours and I couldn't even make it into the parking spot, like, and I'm like so close. I hope none of my neighbors saw me because you know, like it's a high rise building and everybody's like peering. You can see everything. I see everything that's going on. You know. I sit up

48:27 on my. What I mean, they weren't up at that time in the morning. I would be I'd be like, what the fuck is this person doing? You were drunk. I would have been up on the balcony, like, what the hell is this dude doing? Man, what's up? Okad, He's okay, he's parking now, you know. But the fact that it took you fifteen minutes to park, like what were two hours later? I'm not sure how long it did take. No, it didn't take that long because it was two in the morning. The show was over about eleven fifteen, so it could have been like fifteen minutes maybe.

49:11 Okay, sat there waiting to pull into your spot for fifteen minutes you were waiting for the. Ghost cardlie with my foot on the break. It wasn't even at park, Okay, my foot was on the break. I was at the I was at the red light. I guess. I guess there was a red light there. Okay. But anyway, it was worth it because it was a badass show. Exodus the North American Disaster Tour. I feel like that's just real life right now. We're in the North American Disaster Tour right now, you know. But let me tell you it was awesome. I love Exos, one of my favorite all time ever bands. They were bad ass, okay, and they played with a bunch of other bands, Havoc.

49:58 There's funny enough. Okay, tell me if this name means anything to you, guys, Candy the Stripper, No, but that was before thing one. Okay, go ahead, go ahead, doctor Nicole. Oh yeah, they're on the North American Disaster Tour too. Well, of course they fucking are. What else are they on? I don't know. You've got trick questions. You better look it up. Whoever's listening, look it up. If you have the right answer. I love those Candi, DM me, don't.

50:42 Take her out, put her back in. Dm me, pipe Man Radio on all socials. DM me the answer to that question, and you'll be put in to be able to possibly win something really big. And if you were paying attention to the rest of the show, you would know what I'm talking about. Okay, So I don't think we'll lose it because now big at TMS or well, what is it? What were you entering for? Like, listen, okay, don't enter if you don't know. If you don't know, you don't know. And like I had somebody at one of the festivals that had no idea and tried to pull a flim flam, but the pipe man was too smart for that flim flam. And I'll be too smart for yours too, Rebel, don't give me that innocent look.

51:36 I see the police above your head. What are you doing today? Okay? So time nothing recall, nothing to recall. Why don't you tell them all about you in ten seconds? Okay? Late? I am I host the Language of Healing podcast. You can find that on the women's network Top four TV and uh the link which you Feeling podcast dot com and Language of Feeling on Instagram, Facebook. It's all right. This guy's always giving me a hard time. So annoying. Okay, Rebel, tell everybody everything about you in ten seconds.

52:18 You can't reach me on social media? Is look me upler? Thank you? I'm done? Why your turn? Why I am just imagination? No, I am just ai of your imagination. I'm not even here. That's so cool, you know what? I think that's what it should be. And then one last thing, speaking of fig Man of imaginations. Okay before we go, we have one last thing. We have to do one. Do we have time? Do you have a show? You have to do an eight minutes? No? Okay, all right? Why don't what do you call cheese?

52:58 That's not yours? Why don't you bring Pipeman subconscious onto the show? Oh? Are we ready for that? We might be ready, just we just want to tease them with my subconscious. Okay, here's your subconscious? What is that? Subconscious? Oh? My god? Can I talk to you subconscious? Sure? Can Can you tell me what the problem with Canada is? Okay?

53:41 Can you tell me what? Can you tell me the problem? What the problem with Mexico is? And what's the problem with Louisiana? Okay? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Subconscious? So you can take back my election that they stole from me? You heard it right? There was that something about an erection. Sorry, I misheard that pipe Man is going to have an erection and it's going to storm the swamp house.

54:27 Not the way I ask, is there capital? Because I wouldn't do that, But I'm going to storm the rebels swamp house and take all of her gummy bears and that's going to be the payment. That sounds like a plan. This is the pipe Man and you're not who said that? There's a good trivia question. Who used to say that? I'm so and so and you're not think about it? It is before your timeline. Okay, it's not before rebels. Don Hey we harmon? Hey we Harmon? Is that who it is? Hey?

55:09 We Harmon? Oh, forget it. Think about it for the next week, because we're going to be on next week and every week every Wednesday, one p m. Eastern Time, The Adventures of Pipe Man here on W four c Y Radio, W four c Y dot com. And what's the whole disclaimer? And I'm not responsible for anything, not even rebel rebels trying to look through rose colored glasses. I'm disappointed. We don't all have arrows, bows and arrows now. Pipe Man didn't make it in. That's that's unfortunate.

55:50 Next next time, sure, why don't you rub salt? Why why salt in the wound? That's so rude. Like I haven't slept any year campaigning for this, and now I'm not gonna be able to have sexual relations with that woman, but you might. Yeah, Naughty Knots Club. All right, you know what, that's great, let's play. Let's let's look for the group on next show. Let's look for the ship rock next show. We got more we're gonna talk about because I'm gonna also covering Armored Saint and Wasp. Okay, that's gonna be really cool. That's gonna be one of our shows coming up. I'm not gonna tell you which one. You gotta tune into every show and you can catch any of the show that you missed, or any other show on Pipeman Radio or dot com or the pipemin Radio app Ordadventures of Pipeman dot com or anywhere you listen to podcasts. So thanks for listening to people. This was ridiculous. I can't believe I am still just some measly nobody non president person today. But I'm in my presidential chair. That's all that counts, and you guys are all just my peons. But thanks for being here.

57:10 Forever in your hearts? How come your hearts aren't working through the heart, her hearts aren't working? Anywhere I have it is there that should make us go viral. By the way, just like my interviews, this has to go viral. Hey, thanks for listening. It is the adventures pipe Man. Roll it one. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipemn on w for c u I Radio.