Feb. 6, 2025

Wacky Wednesday is Here! Venom, Inc, South Florida Fair, Renfest & More

It’s Wacky Wednesday on Season 19, Episode 8 of The Adventures of Pipeman.  

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/5/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at http://www.w4cy.com.  

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Season 17

It’s Wacky Wednesday on Season 19, Episode 8 of The Adventures of Pipeman.

Tune in at 1PM ET on 2/5/25 for the live show on W4CY Radio at www.w4cy.com.

The Pipeman Radio Tour continues as we discuss our coverage over the past week as Pipeman was at the Venom Inc Show at Banyan Live on Southern right down the road from the W4CY Radio studio. Then it was a full weekend with two local favorite events for Pipeman where he was at doing radio/podcast coverage. We will talk about the Classic Rock Tribute Competition on the last weekend of the South Florida Fair. Find out who rocked and who WON! Studio Nut was with Pipeman taking pics and will report on his experience. We will go over the Inkcarceration lineup for 2025. And today is announcement day for the 2025 Bourbon & Beyond Lineup and we are giving away tickets!

Want to WIN! Watch and listen for your chance to WIN tickets to Rock The Country, Rock The South, Bourbon and Beyond, Inkcarceration and other festivals we are giving tickets away for in 2025 all on The Pipeman Radio Tour. DM @pipemanradio on socials to be entered.

Plus Pipeman will rant in his segment PipePeeves and we are going to VOTE on a Pipeman Caricature that was created at Shiprocked.

We are here!. Upgrades to The Adventures of Pipeman are here for 2025 as we do live shows Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays from now on plus live interviews and bonus content Thursdays thru Sundays. February and beyond means 7 days a week of The Adventures of Pipeman at 1pm ET on W4CY Radio. We will see different sides of Pipeman in new themed shows. Mondays will be Motivational Mondays with All Positive and Everything Self-Help, Inspirational, Business, Relationships, Financial, Health & Wellness, Expert Authors, Coaches, and Speakers. Tuesdays will be Travel Tuesdays with Global Travel Adventures, Special Travel Trips for Health and Wellness especially Travel for the Heart. Wednesdays will be Wacky Wednesdays with the same zany, off the wall show of crazy Adventures of Pipeman with a variety of topics, bits, serious and not so serious segments, True Crime, Dating Disasters, and Pipeman’s Sit Down Comedian Antics where “Who Knows and Anything Goes.”

What national day is it? Rebel runs this segment and today is Disaster Day, National Chocolate Fondue Day, National Fart Day, National Girls and Women in Sports Day, National Shower with a Friend Day, National Signing Day, National Weatherperson's Day, World Nutella Day, World Read Aloud Day.

Take some zany and serious journeys with The Pipeman aka Dean K. Piper, CST on The Adventures of Pipeman also known as Pipeman Radio syndicated globally “Where Who Knows And Anything Goes”.

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Thank you for listening. Hey, you lunch, you censure.

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I'm telling you see bring young.

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Why kind of America?

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It's time for the adventures.

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You'll find me out going before suppli do com list.

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Pompeas is number one internet radio station.

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Here's your host, man.

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Yo, the Adventures of pipe Man here on Wednesday, but

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we're going to talk about what Wednesday is with my

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pipe nuts.

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But here you are W four cy radiow four cy

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dot com. We got a lot to talk about.

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The Pipeman radio tour has been full force, but a

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lot of it's been at home, which has been kind

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of cool. I didn't have to travel anywhere except to

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go on a cruise, which that was even cooler. And

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now I keep seeing cruises out my window every single day.

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I'm like, yeah, I should be there and gained away

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from all the insanity of the world.

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With that being said, let's bring the pipe nuts on

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do Okay. So one by one we got studio nut up.

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There.

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He's in the studio. He's looking normal. Okay.

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I can't say the rest about the females today. Okay,

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swamp nut, Mike, you're not tripping on acid. That doesn't.

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Cool now, okay. Well I'll give it to you that

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your glasses make up for the background. Okay. And we

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have to think of fan for this, okay.

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So first, before I introduce health not like she's got

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to change her name on the thing. There's no longer

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Nicole Forton. It's health not okay. And so even though

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she is doctor in cole Fort okay. But before we

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get to doctor, Ronald'll do it for you. He'll call

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you nott face or something.

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Okay. So there you go, your.

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Health nut now nice.

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Okay.

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So, but you're gonna have to remember to change that

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back when you go on your own show or else.

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It's not gonna be good.

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Okay.

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All right, Rebel, I need you to do your segment

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right away, okay, because I have something to say to

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Health Nut about your segment, but you need to read

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it for like what day is it today? Anyway, Wait,

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don't wait, wait for it. Okay, Before we do that,

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we talked about whacky Wednesday yesterday. We all agreed, and

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then I look back on my notes and one of

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the names I had for today was a different name.

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So we're going to vote right now for moving forward.

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What the theme name for Wednesdays are on the Adventures

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of pipe Man, So we have wacky Wednesday, and then

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the other one is WTF what the fuck Wednesday?

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I don't know. In the world we live in, that

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might be a little more appropriate. There's a lot of

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that around your vote. There's your vote, Studio Nut.

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I think, I think, I think Wednesday, Thursday, Friday is

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better than the TF.

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Oh wow, look at that. Look at that. That's brilliant.

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I love it.

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Bring more people like you into my country, because then

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we will be a much smarter country.

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Okay, and Health not your vote?

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Oh well, okay, things are wacky, definitely, but there's I

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think that's escalated to w TF.

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Okay, I mean, there's only two wackles in the show

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and so yeah, so not wacky enough.

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Yeah, on the left side.

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But every one of us every single day wakes up

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and probably says, what the fuck? Yeah, every day there's

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something new to say, what the fuck about? Maybe we'll

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talk about that in the Pipe Peeve a little later.

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But now, like that segment the pipe Peves, that's a

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good one.

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Yeah, So now back to you right, Like.

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It's like what grinds my gears?

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You know, like, okay, well you can have a segment

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called it linds.

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My gears Peter Griffin family guy. Yeah, what grinds my gears?

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That's the difference between America and Canada before they become

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the fifty second state.

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Uh, there's a fifty first.

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No, no, no, they're now fifty second because now we're

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going after the Gaza strip.

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Okay, yeah, but it's it big enough to be a state.

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If if Lord Trump decides to the state, it's the state.

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to bring the down to the gods of America?

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I think he's more like Valdemort that's the type of lord.

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Okay, Yeah, so all right, named rebels, let's do your

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segment right now. And there's a reason I have you

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doing the segment right now because I have to go

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on my phone because there's a major announcement to make

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on the show and I have to go see what

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it is.

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Going on.

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You're indigestion in five men, it's not me.

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It's coming from swamp Nut.

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It is National Farting, So we know who has the

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Louisia the person course they're farting all the time.

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It was either that or the bellow of Alligator.

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No, it happens to be a new toy, but it

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happens to be fart Ninja. If you guys can see him,

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he's making this.

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Oh my god, speaking of.

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Speaking of Peter Griffin.

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Okay, Peter on one of the shows once said, wouldn't

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it be nice if we walked around having noise tracks

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and soundtracks?

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Well guess what I got these little guys and I

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put them all over noises all the time.

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I love it.

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I just absolutely freaking love it.

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But other than being National fart Day, it is also

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Disaster Day, National Chocolate Fun New Day.

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That's my kind of day. Man takes Tuesday. That's to

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be on.

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National Girls and Women's in Sports Day.

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We stop you there for a second.

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Is that like a legitimate girls in Sports Day or

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is that have some kind of like pornhub reference to it.

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No, it's more like if you've ever seen the movie

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with Tom Hanks and the girls playing baseball?

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What was that?

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It was probably before one's time, but you guys should know.

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Girls with Madonna. Yeah, awesome movie.

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If you haven't seen it, go see it. It's back

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in the day, all right. So, and one of my

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favorite things today is National Show with a Friend Day.

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Oh yeah, yeah, that was a good one.

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I like to do that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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And that's and mom, can you roll the group on commercial?

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Is that?

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Is that part of the group on that that's a

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special for the group on today.

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You bought a group ones, you get the bonus shower,

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the bonus pipe shower.

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We got a restower.

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Are you tired of the same old bedding breakfast? Come

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visit the Pipecave where you can service the Pipeman all

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nine long and then serve the Pipeman.

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Breakfast and then get the hell out.

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That's the pipe main group on the Group on Special

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is normally one nine nine, but today it's not sale

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for ninety nine dollars. Let's just call into the show

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right now, shive sixty one sixty three nine four two nine, and.

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You too can have the pipemin groupon. I had to groupon.

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You should too.

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Well, I just have a question, rebel, when you recorded

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that voiceover for for real miss purposes? Was that when

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you were performing filatio on the KKK.

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No, it would be a little.

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Bit hard to do a voice commercial while performing.

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Okay, well, let's try it right now, while you pretend

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like you're performing filatio and say that voiceover, and I

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wanna hear what it sounds like.

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I am so not gonna have nothing big enough to

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stick in my mouth. I have glasses, and yeah, the glasses.

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N do with the glasses. Go ahead, this is the

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pipe man only fans, by way, So go ahead you can.

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We'll put her in the spotlight. There you go.

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Okay, here she goes, folks, Here she goes. Defer the sunglasses. Now,

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come on, I don't even remember the words the commercial,

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and just try it. Just try it.

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Oh, the group one's normally one.

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Deeper for today.

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That was a bit of a turn off. Okay, moving on,

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nobody's the calls.

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Just canceled. They just say yes, plastic speaking.

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we have health not over here, that's okay. So her

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idea of women in sports is to be a referee,

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saying I first saw when she came on, I'm like,

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are you like doing a skit where you're in prison

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Incarceration?

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There you go.

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See that was a good I can't believe actually came

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up with a smart quick comeback. Oh my god, I'm

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gonna have a heart attack right here live on the

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showf okay.

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But speaking of a ink okay.

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So we had another Danny Wimmer festival that just made

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announcement we are giving and doing ticket giveaways for it.

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We will be doing ticket giveaways for Ink, but not

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yet because first we're doing ticket giveaways.

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For Bourbon and Beyond. And uh oh.

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And I say uh oh, because you know there's one festival,

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riot Fest. I do the same weekends Bourbon Beyond. You

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always do Bourbon Beyond. Now I do riot Fest. And

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if riot Fest has a good lineup, I have a problem.

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Because, oh my god, all the dead heads and fish

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heads are going to surface because fish is headlining Bourbon

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and Beyond and Okay, for you Canadians, we spell that

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pH kind of like fat with pH. It's fish with pH.

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Yeah, like fuck with a pH.

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It means.

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It means seal in French. Did you know that?

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No?

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I didn't know that, So I could just go up

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to some six foot four dude four pounds ago. Fuck

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it gets mad, he's about to bunch me. Oh no, no, no,

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I'm just saying, was it again? Say it again? Yeah,

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I'm just calling you a school.

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I mean you could still get.

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Yeah wha, yeah, probably, but then then it's moren't clear

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why I'm game punched. Okay, So you know my bro

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used to say, like not that long ago, like I

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don't know, within the last ten years, you'd sit there

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and go you remember when you used to just go

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get into those fights that you went in knowing you

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were gonna get your ass beat and you had.

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To do it anyway.

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I do that.

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I don't understand.

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It's just a guy thing.

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Man.

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I can't explain it. It's like it's just the guy

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they like.

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You know, it's for your respect, Like listen, yeah, that's

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how let's switch gears to like the a motivational moment here. Okay,

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that's how you handle the bullies. Okay, Basically I remember

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being a kid and I was taught by I think

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my dad. There was this bully that every day I

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was walking home from school, he'd want to hit me

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up for my lunch money.

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And blah blah blah. And you know, my dad said,

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here's what you do.

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You want to get rid of a bully, next time

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you walk by, as soon as he opens his mouth,

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put your fist in it.

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I'm not kidding.

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But basically it worked because the dude number pick on

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me again. You know, like, because boys usually are just

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whissies that once you stand up to them, that doesn't

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mean punch them in the face.

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You know.

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But but listen, I've gone up to.

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Seriously six foot four or four hundred pound dudes and

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I'll get in their faith and I'll be like, I

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will kill you right where you stand. And that's that

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thing going in knowing you're going to get your ass beat.

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But what ends up happening is the dudes like, h

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this dude must be crazy, this little dude coming up

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like that. They're like, yeah, I might not want to

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mess with him, you know, but then there's other sides

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of it too. It's like it's like it's just amount

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of respect, Like we're not like women.

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Men are not like women.

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Men in high school, well maybe not after I tell

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you what I'm about to tell you, maybe you may

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not say that. But like during high school, you could

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get in a fistfight with somebody, like full out, bloody fistfight.

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Five minutes later you're playing baseball together. Women, on the

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other hand, and this is from research of three daughters, okay,

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and many other much more research too, but first hand,

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three daughters, You guys just carry a grudge for life. Man,

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somebody steals your lipstick and like they are.

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Shutting from your life forever and there's no forgiveness ever.

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Tell me it's not true, Nicka't I'm gonna tell you that.

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It doesn't even have to be something physical. Just say

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the wrong word once and it's like right and life.

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Or like, Okay, so you're a relationship with romantic relationship

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for twenty years, you as a guy, do something stupid

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and it's not even that big, but it's stupid. You

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don't even realize it's stupid because she doesn't tell you

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at the time. She waits for the right time, and

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that right time could come like twenty years later, and then.

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You're like, this is appropriate for the new name of

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the show. You're like, what the fuck?

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What I need?

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What the fuck was?

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Because yeah, see there's so many what the fuck?

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Hey, here's the thing. Women should never be angry about

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a guy doing something stupid, like that's in our nature.

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We're going to do it eventually, at least once a day,

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right so, and sometimes on purpose, and most of the

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times we don't even realize it. But yeah, we do

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supid things.

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I learned a lot from being married.

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You know what I learned, don't choose the dishes properly

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when you first meet a woman at all, or ever,

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and don't do long time properly because the first time

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I did dishes, now, mind you, i'd been living on

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my own since I was like keen, Okay. She got

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mad at me, and she like pushed me away, and

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she's like, don't ever do the dishes ever again, because

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you don't like a I was putting them in the dishwasher.

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Don't have to pass me twice. Well years later, still

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never put another dish in the.

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Dishwasher or whatever you're on fault for telling me, Like,

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if you tell me don't do the work.

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I'm different than you in that area because I have

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to do them. Like one of my biggest pet peeves

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is having dirty dishes in the sink overnight too. I

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hate seeing that, So if they're not getting done, I

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have to do it myself. Like and I know, like

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I live in like very very clean, so I don't

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trust anyone else an yeah, yeah, like if I see

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something I need to get done, I'll get it done

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right away when I forget.

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When my door was thirty five, I finally kicked her

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out because of stuff like that. No, seriously, though, one

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of my daughters was living with me with one of

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my grandchildren, Like they were out and then back in again.

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It's like it's like when is that skit rebel from

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way back when it's abbit in Costello where they're like

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they dragged me back in again. Okay, So and she

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used to totally always have to sink full of dishes

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and it drove me nuts because you can come into

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my house anytime and you will.

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Not see that shit.

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And so like, yeah, we had a year lease. We

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were about a month in and I'm like I'm just

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giving you enough headway in eleven months, I'm not renewing the.

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Lease, and so I didn't a lot of time. I

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couldn't handle every day.

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I couldn't even wash a dish myself because there was

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no room, Like if you turn the water on, it

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would just go on the floor.

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There was some it was piled so high, you know.

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But you know what, when your child is a teenager,

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it's like you have a different attitude about it. You

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kind of expect it, you know, you kind of. But

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when they're a grown woman with a child, it's like no, no,

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Like if that would have happened when it will bothered

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me when she was sixteen, but it wouldn't be grounds

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for not renewing the lease. That was violating the lease.

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As far as I was concerned, the lease that I

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was paying for, I violated myself.

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So anyway, defiled self.

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Let's talk about hell tonight.

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You're dressed up as I don't know, Oh, maybe it's

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because of ship rocked and you're you're trying to be beetlejuice.

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Oh yeah, beetle juice. Beetle juice juice. That was a

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good one. Yeah, did you hear rebel. Did you see that?

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We saw it into the real beetle juice.

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Most see her more as like a full locker manager.

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Yeah, here we go. Let's a step up in the world,

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right there.

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Okay, so yeah, no, I was thinking, well, I mean

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I could have put jersey. I was looking at the daze.

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I you know, I you know, checked off shower with

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a friend. Okay, that's a very important what's next?

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What?

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Okay? Hold on? You know what's you know, what's really bad? One?

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I noticed that I put it on the wrong Twitter

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and we're broadcasting live on the woman's.

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Twitter. N that's great. Okay, Well did I notice that, you.

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Know what women in sports day? So let's like, maybe

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that's it.

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Maybe we're combining worlds here, open for new possibilities.

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Here.

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Here's the thing though, I think that's where fiite Man's

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probably more popular, even though he's not supposed to be

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on there.

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Okay, that's what I'm thinking, Allow it, Allow it today? Wow?

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You know how to blow, don't you?

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Yeah?

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Okay, yeah, it's a little you know, so too loud.

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I've had I've had this thing confiscated for me before.

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Can you say that word again for me? Please?

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Confiscated, confiscated, there are confiscated like foreigners.

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I always have to correct on the show, and it's

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not one.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, this is where I hear we're taking a vote

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on some things. So I thought I would dress appropriately

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and be like the the voting decider.

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But we already voted, wacky or or the Yeah, we

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voted and it was unanimous.

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Okay, Well there was another thing, isn't there no no

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no vote vote day.

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No, it's national. You did it because it's national. What

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do you say? It was women's and women.

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Anyway, I'm an advocate for sports. Yeah, why not? Let's go.

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So Bourbon Beyond announced the line up today and yes,

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very exciting. Okay, let's take another vote. Which one of

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you don't know who the Bandfish is? Raise your hand?

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Oh my god, I can understand from one, but swamp

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not Jesus Christ, it's right up your alley, being Louisiana.

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Fish is like like the Grateful Dead, and they have

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the cult like the Grateful Dead, you know. So it's

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that type of music. Uh, the Lumineers who are badass

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Jack White? Mm okay, so which one of you know

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who Jack White is? This is this would be fun.

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Oh my god, what you don't know? Jack White from

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the White Stripes Rebel.

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Come on, I'm in suit.

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Okay, you're ready for this? Pat Benatartar Okay, and we

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have Beyond Yeah, Cage the Yellowphant Ring, Oh Star, Oh

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fuck me.

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I might have to do Bourbon Beyond this year. I

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don't know that the group one, by the way, just

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google Goo Goo dolls. Nice see third Eye, Blind Foreigner,

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Blues Traveler, Oh I love them? Okay, who on here

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knows Blues Traveler? Raise your hands.

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I don't know Blues Traveler.

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Oh my god, where have you guys been? One has

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an excuse he hasn't been on the earth phone? What

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about you people?

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Okay? Here?

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Oh, this is one that my daughter might get upset

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by the band name Trampled by Turtles. Actually I like

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that you trampled by the turtles. Yet I think the

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turtles trample the human beings, try to kill them. Collective soul.

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Mary Chapin Carpenter, Oh my god, that's pretty wild. The

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spin Doctors. Let's see, there's.

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A whole lot blind Melon love them. There are a

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lot of bands.

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That sounds good.

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We're gonna get that's in Louis, Louisville, Kentucky, Right Louis.

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Sorry, I'm sorry.

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That does not exist.

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Forgive them that.

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In the part of the country, like they just don't

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know how to spell things and some problems and they

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pronounce and they think there's an one there, okay, but

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no bourbon and beyond that is a badass lineup.

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Oh my god.

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In fact, I have to call one of my friends

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when I get off the show and let him know

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he's he's got a good bourbon beyond okay, because he

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I know a bunch of of people that will go

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to this just because of Blues Traveler, Fish and uh,

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what was the other one that they would go for, right, Well,

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that would be other people that would be a different

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crowd of people. Okay, but they're the three hippie bands

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that are like the they're going to be seeing what

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you're seeing in your background rebel during that festival. I

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can assure you fish people, you know what's good. You

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know what might be a bourbon beyond Tanks of nitrous

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Oh wow, that's what they have at fish concerts.

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Like everywhere. Have you ever had a tank a nitrous.

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One inside the car?

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Or well, no, you had to put one in a

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car and drive over the border with it.

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Not over the border, bar through yeah, yeah, fast through it.

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When I was when I was like hidden tunnels.

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Yeah, when I was like nineteen years old, you could

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go into New York City. I lived in Jersey. You

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could go into New York City and just go into

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one of those corner stores and buy like a case

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of the nitrous canisters.

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But she could freeze your lungs. Man, Like, if you

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do it wrong, you die.

458
00:26:26.599 --> 00:26:27.880
But that's not funny.

459
00:26:28.240 --> 00:26:33.240
But at least well we didn't have fentanyl and everything.

460
00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:34.519
Like.

461
00:26:34.799 --> 00:26:35.720
That was the start of it.

462
00:26:35.839 --> 00:26:38.839
Okay, here's the pet peeve. We'll do the pipe peeve

463
00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:41.440
today right now. It was going to be a different

464
00:26:41.519 --> 00:26:42.039
pipe peeve.

465
00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:44.160
I thought of it just now. Maybe I'll do another

466
00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:44.720
one later.

467
00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:50.359
Okay, but oh my god, Nancy Reagan, she started to

468
00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:53.720
war on drugs, and all we've ever had since then

469
00:26:54.079 --> 00:26:56.480
is the worst drug problem in the world.

470
00:26:58.279 --> 00:27:00.440
Did you ever notice? Check this out?

471
00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:04.279
People, Everything we do a war on that, I don't

472
00:27:04.319 --> 00:27:08.720
mean like countries, always turns out the opposite of what

473
00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:09.240
we want.

474
00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:14.359
Yeah, because you're fighting against something versus pro something else.

475
00:27:14.599 --> 00:27:17.279
But you know, like we turn the attention on okay,

476
00:27:17.400 --> 00:27:20.960
anti war, but what do you actually pro for? So

477
00:27:21.119 --> 00:27:24.039
all the attention goes against it's like kind of a

478
00:27:24.119 --> 00:27:28.319
mind that's a WTF. Yeah, And so it's like, what's

479
00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:30.319
the opposite of like drug war?

480
00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:36.559
Well, well here's you know, here's the thing. Okay, Portugal

481
00:27:36.759 --> 00:27:41.599
legalized all drugs and that minimize their drug problem because yeah,

482
00:27:41.920 --> 00:27:44.799
tell kids they can't do something, they're gonna do it.

483
00:27:45.400 --> 00:27:49.839
And so like if you go before the War on drugs, okay,

484
00:27:50.079 --> 00:27:55.720
so the cocaine problem was bad, and there was heroin,

485
00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:58.200
but not a huge heroin prom it. It was like

486
00:27:58.640 --> 00:28:01.319
there were people that did heroin and there were people

487
00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:05.799
that would never even consider it. Nowadays, heroin everybody considers

488
00:28:05.880 --> 00:28:09.079
it because the War on drugs is what's brought about

489
00:28:09.319 --> 00:28:14.400
oxy contin, and OxyContin is basically heroin.

490
00:28:15.079 --> 00:28:17.759
You know, it's not heroin, but it's the same thing.

491
00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:21.519
And when people are addicted to oxy's and they can't

492
00:28:21.599 --> 00:28:24.119
get it any more in the legal way where they do,

493
00:28:24.279 --> 00:28:26.400
they go on the streets and they get heroin. But

494
00:28:27.119 --> 00:28:31.880
ever since the War on drugs, that's when crack was created,

495
00:28:32.160 --> 00:28:35.160
this thing called ice, which was stronger than crack. And

496
00:28:35.279 --> 00:28:38.640
then I was just talking about this with I think

497
00:28:38.720 --> 00:28:42.720
my daughter the other day. That's when oxy cottons were created.

498
00:28:43.079 --> 00:28:47.400
That's when special K was created. That's when all these

499
00:28:47.599 --> 00:28:51.319
drugs that are killing kids today and adults, that's when

500
00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:54.200
they were created. And that's what was the gateway to

501
00:28:54.319 --> 00:28:56.559
the FENTONYL crisis that we have right now.

502
00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:59.880
So thank you the war on drug.

503
00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:03.799
Now you're killing way more people and it's a way

504
00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:09.400
bigger problem, and maybe we should reevaluate how we handle

505
00:29:09.559 --> 00:29:11.359
the drug problem because it's not working.

506
00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:12.720
My vote is.

507
00:29:14.240 --> 00:29:18.119
My vote is to abolish big Pharma. That's my vote,

508
00:29:19.359 --> 00:29:23.359
take the power away from them and actually treat people

509
00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:28.279
with proper medicine instead of a money making, multi billion

510
00:29:28.400 --> 00:29:32.880
dollar business. And here was my other pipe, Peve, Okay,

511
00:29:34.319 --> 00:29:37.119
I want to know when it became legal in the

512
00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:43.319
United States of America to assign a you can bring

513
00:29:43.400 --> 00:29:47.519
everybody back on one and that was a good idea though,

514
00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:51.920
but I want to see the expressions on one person's

515
00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:55.799
face here when I go here. I don't remember it

516
00:29:55.960 --> 00:30:00.240
being in the constitution where a non elected billionaire from

517
00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:04.039
another country is allowed to.

518
00:30:04.039 --> 00:30:10.240
Have access to the US Treasury. Look at look at

519
00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:10.680
the faces.

520
00:30:10.759 --> 00:30:14.880
Nobody even really knows what I'm talking about here Louisiana,

521
00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:18.559
and they're like, you know, they're too busy cheering on

522
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:20.359
stuff to know what's really going on to.

523
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:22.359
Do.

524
00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:22.880
You know what, I.

525
00:30:25.400 --> 00:30:25.680
Don't know.

526
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:29.319
I don't know who the Treasury treasurer person.

527
00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:33.839
Is not treasure just access to the treasurys.

528
00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:38.400
Oh yeah, Canadian. Isn't he South.

529
00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:44.640
African Canadian billionaire that is appointed to a spot in

530
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:48.680
the White House, not elected by the American people. There's

531
00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:51.960
already a billionaire and has access to the US Treasury.

532
00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:55.799
Where's that? What the moment?

533
00:30:55.960 --> 00:31:00.640
Yeah, there's madness. There's nothing to that, And it's because

534
00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:02.720
you see, the US Treasury is like.

535
00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:06.319
Trillions of dollars in debt, so they figure if they

536
00:31:06.480 --> 00:31:08.720
got the billionaire, it's not like he can steal it.

537
00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:11.000
He might actually feel bad and start putting them in.

538
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:12.440
I highlight that.

539
00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:18.559
Okay, that's otherwise, that's what he would do. You know,

540
00:31:19.000 --> 00:31:21.759
he could would get that money as he could. He

541
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:25.000
can eliminate the debt and still go yawning.

542
00:31:25.319 --> 00:31:29.920
Okay, yeah, but he's not a billion US he has

543
00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:36.559
billions in the bank. He's a billionaire because of his assets, yes, yeah,

544
00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:39.039
which are not liquid.

545
00:31:40.759 --> 00:31:44.720
Correct, but we can turn them into liquid, liquidate them.

546
00:31:47.119 --> 00:31:47.880
There's a plane that.

547
00:31:49.880 --> 00:31:53.079
I am listening for fascinating times.

548
00:31:53.160 --> 00:31:57.960
We live in wild Wild two really need to vamp

549
00:31:58.119 --> 00:32:02.440
up the pipe man for press campaign, because now I

550
00:32:02.599 --> 00:32:05.599
realize if I'm elected president, I can just take all

551
00:32:05.680 --> 00:32:07.960
my friends and put them in posts in my government.

552
00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:10.440
I didn't know I could do that. It's amazing.

553
00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:15.519
See, I even like I even I even did some

554
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:18.880
coloring to my hair to kind of look it's kind

555
00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:21.920
of like my strategy to look more like the orange guy,

556
00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:24.839
so so that I could get elected.

557
00:32:24.559 --> 00:32:30.359
You know, the King of the Opus. Oh my gosh,

558
00:32:31.319 --> 00:32:31.880
that's funny.

559
00:32:32.279 --> 00:32:34.960
I just think they're all bad. I think every choice

560
00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:35.359
is bad.

561
00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:39.480
I'm not I don't hate on any but here's a

562
00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:43.160
good Yeah, they're good, Okay, but they're a little wicked.

563
00:32:43.359 --> 00:32:43.799
Just saying.

564
00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:50.200
And somebody I know that's been on this show is

565
00:32:50.359 --> 00:32:55.000
now Secretary of State of the United States of America. Though, wow,

566
00:32:55.079 --> 00:32:59.240
do any of you know who that is? Well, you're Canadians,

567
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:01.160
so you have a pat I certainly even know who's

568
00:33:01.160 --> 00:33:03.920
in the US government. But these two people.

569
00:33:03.799 --> 00:33:07.759
Here, like the blond guy, they're voting. They're voting and

570
00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:10.279
they don't even know who who's in there.

571
00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:11.279
The blonde guy.

572
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:18.279
No, he's part of he's part of your we'll say

573
00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:20.279
language because it's a totally different.

574
00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:23.079
Yeah, but blonde in Spanish is provial.

575
00:33:24.359 --> 00:33:27.279
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I see, you're right. I wasn't

576
00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:29.759
thinking that way. I was thinking about his hair like

577
00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:30.200
way too.

578
00:33:31.200 --> 00:33:35.839
That was That was brilliant. That was brilliant.

579
00:33:35.960 --> 00:33:38.599
Oh my god, I have to praise all of you

580
00:33:38.759 --> 00:33:41.720
except Rebel today for having such brilliant responses.

581
00:33:42.160 --> 00:33:47.559
I said his name when I have to actually say

582
00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:48.279
it into the mic.

583
00:33:48.519 --> 00:33:49.960
I said it. I said it.

584
00:33:50.119 --> 00:33:52.480
Replay it, it says Marco Rubio.

585
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:54.640
Oh okay, well we'll give that to you.

586
00:33:55.920 --> 00:33:57.680
I did hear that. I just didn't know if that

587
00:33:57.839 --> 00:33:58.680
was the right answer or not.

588
00:33:59.319 --> 00:34:02.720
So step because one of our friends was the attorney

589
00:34:02.839 --> 00:34:06.440
general here in the state of Florida who's recently stepped down.

590
00:34:06.559 --> 00:34:09.639
So now we traded him in for a secretary of State.

591
00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:15.280
It's basically that's for anything I can get in trouble

592
00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:24.519
on on this show. I got the connections, so I'm.

593
00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:29.559
No more jailbait. Yeah, I might need to borrow.

594
00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:33.000
I might need to borrow that. But here's the thing.

595
00:34:33.079 --> 00:34:35.960
The Pipe Man Radio Tour went on full force last

596
00:34:36.039 --> 00:34:39.320
week and I didn't even have to leave the county.

597
00:34:40.079 --> 00:34:41.000
It was beautiful.

598
00:34:41.440 --> 00:34:44.519
Okay, So first I went and covered venom Ink, one

599
00:34:44.559 --> 00:34:48.079
of my favorite all time ever bands, and we it

600
00:34:48.239 --> 00:34:51.079
was so funny. We're on the tour bus. The interview

601
00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:54.079
was longer than usual of my interviews because I'm friends

602
00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:56.320
with the singer and we were just having a great

603
00:34:56.400 --> 00:35:00.119
time talking and at one point I was like, like,

604
00:35:01.000 --> 00:35:03.039
holy shit, guys, what time is it. I think you

605
00:35:03.199 --> 00:35:06.639
have to go on stage. I think it's time for

606
00:35:06.760 --> 00:35:10.679
your set. And that isn't the first time that's happened.

607
00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:14.920
When I interviewed Mike Muher from Suicide Tennessees at Brockklahoma

608
00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:19.039
a few years ago. Basically, he was talking so much

609
00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:22.840
in the interview that I had to say, hey, dude,

610
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:25.840
it's your set time you gotta go, you know. And

611
00:35:26.480 --> 00:35:28.360
so that says a lot though if they're having that

612
00:35:28.440 --> 00:35:31.400
much fun, because usually you know, with other press people

613
00:35:31.440 --> 00:35:33.480
I see sometimes I see him looking at their watcher

614
00:35:33.639 --> 00:35:35.880
like ready to go, and you know, okay, I gotta

615
00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:36.639
go do with the kid.

616
00:35:36.920 --> 00:35:39.360
But they didn't even they forgot what time it was.

617
00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:40.559
When we were having so much fun.

618
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:43.000
So you gotta have to check out that interview, which

619
00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:47.039
is going to broadcast live tomorrow at one pm Eastern

620
00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:49.960
time right here on the Adventures of Pipe Man, Same

621
00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:55.880
pipe channel, same pipe time, different pipe day, okay, And

622
00:35:57.119 --> 00:36:01.519
so basically that was a What was cool value is

623
00:36:01.599 --> 00:36:06.239
it was at Banyon Live, which Banyon Live is on

624
00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:11.920
Southern Boulevard literally maybe ten minutes or less from the studio,

625
00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:14.559
and then there's uh.

626
00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:16.760
Saturday.

627
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:22.679
I'm gonna let Wan talk about Saturday because Wan got

628
00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:25.880
to experience media for the first time. And it was

629
00:36:25.960 --> 00:36:29.039
kind of funny too, because because I told him to

630
00:36:29.280 --> 00:36:34.000
meet me at at Dick's and know that weapon watually

631
00:36:34.079 --> 00:36:36.239
be a reference at all.

632
00:36:36.599 --> 00:36:42.719
Okay, shower with your friend day, see, but it wasn't

633
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:52.079
on Saturday, so we've just been practiced anyway. So we

634
00:36:52.239 --> 00:36:56.039
get there and I'm like, I can't tell his vehicle

635
00:36:56.119 --> 00:36:58.639
mind stands out like a sore thumb, you know, But

636
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:00.719
I text him I'm here.

637
00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:03.920
He goes, I know you drove right by me. I'm like, well,

638
00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:07.480
come up behind me, and he didn't understand what I meant. Again,

639
00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:09.800
if I had to do with the shower, I don't know,

640
00:37:13.239 --> 00:37:15.719
and so basically.

641
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:17.360
You need to practice.

642
00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:21.159
He thought he thought we were parking there and walking

643
00:37:21.400 --> 00:37:25.719
to the fair, Like not even the peons walked that

644
00:37:25.920 --> 00:37:29.559
far to the fair, okay, which is.

645
00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:33.599
Like almost a mile away from the entrance.

646
00:37:33.639 --> 00:37:37.280
Was probably born than a mile because it's a mile

647
00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:39.920
maybe to the Amphitheater, but then you gotta go even

648
00:37:40.039 --> 00:37:45.280
further past the Amphitheater. So yeah, I mean, I was like, no,

649
00:37:45.840 --> 00:37:48.079
you're gonna follow me in there? We met over here

650
00:37:48.199 --> 00:37:51.000
so I could get you in, and so we got

651
00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:54.519
we got over there, and like then he was still

652
00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:58.079
confused because I'm sitting there pointing to it. There's not

653
00:37:58.639 --> 00:38:00.960
very many empty parking space is where we park because

654
00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:05.639
we're like literally parking inside the fair, And I point

655
00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:08.599
to him, go ahead, park there because I got cheap.

656
00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:10.440
I could go park on a tree if I need to.

657
00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:14.880
And and he's still following me, aren't you.

658
00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:16.960
I didn't see you pointing anywhere.

659
00:38:17.480 --> 00:38:20.119
That's why I can't So you were texting and driving

660
00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:22.079
in the parking lot. Is that what you were doing?

661
00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:24.679
I don't recall.

662
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:31.639
Is that like taking the fifth? Yeah, what you have

663
00:38:31.719 --> 00:38:33.840
to say is I cannot confirm nor deny.

664
00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:38.840
That's one for like the FBI and the CIA, it's always.

665
00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:43.320
It's always a good line no matter what. So so

666
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:47.880
go ahead one now, now that I've gotten you into

667
00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:51.880
the fair. How us your experience at the South Florida

668
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:55.480
Fair for the final weekend this year from a median perspective,

669
00:38:55.719 --> 00:38:57.639
because if I don't say that, like if I say that,

670
00:38:57.760 --> 00:38:59.920
the rebels will say, well, who doom the group?

671
00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:03.360
And I didn't.

672
00:39:06.480 --> 00:39:07.800
It was It was really good.

673
00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:08.159
You know.

674
00:39:08.239 --> 00:39:12.639
There was a lot of photograph opportunities, you know, like

675
00:39:13.239 --> 00:39:16.199
it's affair, so like you have pretty much every angle,

676
00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:19.760
it's a good angle. We saw the parade, we saw

677
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:25.119
a bunch of bands playing live during the competition. We

678
00:39:25.239 --> 00:39:28.360
saw a lot of weird foods that I would never

679
00:39:28.440 --> 00:39:32.880
try my life. And that's including like other things that

680
00:39:32.960 --> 00:39:38.800
we talked about that I try to make you eat before. Yeah,

681
00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:43.079
we were in Mexico exactly, and I would even.

682
00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:47.519
That area of Mexico like, and so he was just

683
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:49.719
trying to get me to eat bro ship that he's

684
00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:51.360
never eaten himself in his life.

685
00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:53.440
But I would try it though, like I would try.

686
00:39:53.440 --> 00:39:56.000
I would rather try that than the stuff they had

687
00:39:56.000 --> 00:39:56.400
of the fair.

688
00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:02.159
That's how yeah, was your least appealing food to you?

689
00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:07.119
Everything with pickles, like there was like pickles everywhere.

690
00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:11.880
No, he had a bad experience with a pickle and

691
00:40:12.440 --> 00:40:13.480
the emergency room.

692
00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:18.440
No, no, I just don't like to taste it's disgusting.

693
00:40:19.239 --> 00:40:22.000
They had a pickle shake. Yeah.

694
00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:28.000
Yeah, I don't do pickle snowballs either, So therefore.

695
00:40:28.280 --> 00:40:30.440
I would rather have the chocolate covered bacon.

696
00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:35.000
Yeah, bacon. It wasn't that great.

697
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:40.679
But one in the same place does have like one

698
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:44.679
of the best burgers. Okay, not the doughnut burger. I

699
00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:48.000
don't get the doughnut burger. I don't want a donut burger.

700
00:40:48.199 --> 00:40:51.079
And I'm gonna sugar the bun would just melt in

701
00:40:51.159 --> 00:40:54.639
your mouth, you know. Well, and then you know what

702
00:40:54.760 --> 00:40:56.920
it looks like if you're a guy, you know, and

703
00:40:57.039 --> 00:40:59.119
you have the glaze all over your mouth.

704
00:41:03.239 --> 00:41:06.760
Yeah, you know. I mean it was messy.

705
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.559
Yeah, sometimes, yeah, sometimes it is.

706
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:11.559
It's always messy.

707
00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:15.320
Sometimes you feel like a squirt. Sometimes you don't.

708
00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:19.599
How about a National heart Day?

709
00:41:20.199 --> 00:41:24.800
All rightef? Does that? Does a kleef qualify for National

710
00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:26.280
fart Day? That's what I wanted.

711
00:41:26.400 --> 00:41:29.760
It's the right sound write down that.

712
00:41:29.800 --> 00:41:34.199
It doesn't have to smell. Yeah, and it's not it's

713
00:41:34.280 --> 00:41:38.239
not gas. It's air. When it comes out of the back,

714
00:41:38.400 --> 00:41:41.079
is gas because you need the gas to keep walking,

715
00:41:41.400 --> 00:41:45.280
you know. So, yeah, is that your nitress? It pushes

716
00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:50.480
you naturals exactly, That's exactly what it does.

717
00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:54.400
And yet I think a kif is technically like a

718
00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:55.119
p fart.

719
00:41:55.280 --> 00:42:00.880
You know, No, it's just an air. Yeah, it's like,

720
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:07.440
Oh man.

721
00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:14.639
That did not sound good.

722
00:42:14.679 --> 00:42:15.519
I don't know what that is.

723
00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:19.320
Don't let's do this, mom, Mom, you need to search

724
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:22.159
a shower with your friends. I need a search sound.

725
00:42:23.159 --> 00:42:25.800
I want to fart sound, a quief sound, And as

726
00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:27.599
soon as you find it, let me know, we will

727
00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:29.480
play it on the air and we're going to vote

728
00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:33.559
on how similar they are.

729
00:42:33.800 --> 00:42:36.280
Which one is when you really record that, I mean,

730
00:42:36.360 --> 00:42:37.320
how how do you?

731
00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:37.719
Yeah?

732
00:42:38.280 --> 00:42:41.320
Yeah, don't tell us which one it is. Okay, don't

733
00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:43.199
tell us which one it is, and we have to

734
00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:46.960
guess whether it's a fart or a quief. Okay, this

735
00:42:47.159 --> 00:42:49.119
is what we do for National Fart Day.

736
00:42:52.679 --> 00:42:53.440
So help us.

737
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:57.639
Oh my gosh, okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to judge this.

738
00:42:58.079 --> 00:42:59.079
Did you find me yet?

739
00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:01.079
I'm looking for them?

740
00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:03.519
Probably not easy to find something new.

741
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:10.639
In the meantime, while he's finding that, Okay, I gotta move.

742
00:43:11.719 --> 00:43:14.400
There's so many different kinds of sounds I could come out,

743
00:43:14.480 --> 00:43:14.639
you know.

744
00:43:14.800 --> 00:43:17.480
It's like yeah, like I'm looking at it and it's

745
00:43:17.639 --> 00:43:22.920
like just for the regular part when he says red, dry, quick.

746
00:43:22.719 --> 00:43:31.280
And brack exactly exactly. Well, you could just different ones.

747
00:43:31.480 --> 00:43:36.000
Let's try different ones, make up each one. We pick Florida,

748
00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:42.519
which okay, yeah. Before we do that, while.

749
00:43:42.400 --> 00:43:44.800
He's looking for that, I'm gonna talk a little bit

750
00:43:44.800 --> 00:43:47.599
about the South Florida Fair. Kicked ass. I love the

751
00:43:47.679 --> 00:43:50.760
South Florida Fair, always have. I'm so glad I'm in

752
00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:54.199
Florida this year to cover it. And we were there

753
00:43:54.360 --> 00:43:58.199
all day from like nine till I think he left

754
00:43:58.239 --> 00:44:03.599
around seven. I left probably around eleven. And we had

755
00:44:03.639 --> 00:44:08.159
the classic rock tribute band competition and that was badass.

756
00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:13.000
We had a Cranberry's band, had we had a Red

757
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:17.760
Hot Chili Pepper's band, We had a Pearl Jant Jam band,

758
00:44:19.239 --> 00:44:22.679
and we had not the winner. Wasn't there one more?

759
00:44:22.960 --> 00:44:25.239
What was there one more? Shoot?

760
00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:25.440
Oh?

761
00:44:25.599 --> 00:44:29.159
The Cure duh my favorite. They had a Cure. Oh

762
00:44:29.239 --> 00:44:29.599
my god.

763
00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:32.039
The Cure band was so good. You got to hear

764
00:44:32.079 --> 00:44:35.199
the interview. We interviewed all these bands I just mentioned,

765
00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:38.719
so to go to the podcast and you could do

766
00:44:38.760 --> 00:44:41.079
it on Pipemin and the Pit or The Adventures Pipe Man.

767
00:44:41.159 --> 00:44:44.320
You'll find the interviews from the South Florida Fair. But

768
00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:48.320
the Cure, I think that personally, I thought they showed

769
00:44:48.360 --> 00:44:51.960
one because they looked like the dude looked just like

770
00:44:52.239 --> 00:44:54.599
the singer the Cure. I mean I just covered The

771
00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:57.760
Cure like a year ago, and it was like watching

772
00:44:57.840 --> 00:44:59.599
The Cure. It was a great show.

773
00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:04.320
But it was your favorite band that gives you free

774
00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:07.880
albums and your Apple Music that did a tribute and

775
00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:11.559
won the whole competition. It was you too.

776
00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:16.280
With all the hate that there was forgetting that free

777
00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:19.960
album on Apple Music, I am shocked that people just

778
00:45:20.199 --> 00:45:21.199
love you too.

779
00:45:21.400 --> 00:45:25.159
Why. It's like very confusing to me. But this band

780
00:45:25.360 --> 00:45:28.719
did get the crowd going. Man, And at one time

781
00:45:28.800 --> 00:45:30.880
it was funny because I don't know, I think I

782
00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:35.039
was who was it. I don't know. I think I

783
00:45:35.119 --> 00:45:36.880
was flirting with somebody and I was.

784
00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:41.920
Of course, you were flirting with multiple somebodies, yeah, but in.

785
00:45:41.960 --> 00:45:45.480
This particular scenario, I was flirting with somebody. I don't

786
00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:46.559
even remember who it was.

787
00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:49.320
And then that's how special she was.

788
00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:52.840
The singer exactly.

789
00:45:54.760 --> 00:45:58.719
For the group on the singer came up like I

790
00:45:58.840 --> 00:46:01.639
was leaning up against the speaker, back to the speaker,

791
00:46:01.719 --> 00:46:04.440
with my face to the crowd, and he just tapped

792
00:46:04.480 --> 00:46:07.559
on my shoulder and then I just looked up a sang.

793
00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:16.199
To me, and that led to friends in the shower. Well, yeah, serenaded.

794
00:46:16.679 --> 00:46:20.239
Yes, the pipe man was serenaded for not paying attention.

795
00:46:20.840 --> 00:46:23.360
I was paying attention. I was just up against the speaker.

796
00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:25.679
But like, it was pretty cool how he did that.

797
00:46:26.199 --> 00:46:29.519
Then they won it allment.

798
00:46:29.079 --> 00:46:31.360
Yeah, and then so they get to play again and

799
00:46:31.440 --> 00:46:34.440
they're a headliner next year in the fair, and so

800
00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:37.119
it was pretty cool because usually the bands I play again,

801
00:46:37.199 --> 00:46:38.480
they just played the same set again.

802
00:46:38.519 --> 00:46:40.760
They played a whole different set. It was great. And

803
00:46:40.840 --> 00:46:42.360
then there was an encore.

804
00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:46.159
Because I don't know, some drunk dude got all upset

805
00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:48.599
that they didn't play Sunday Blaze. Sunday they played that

806
00:46:48.679 --> 00:46:50.920
in the first set, So they did encore and did

807
00:46:51.000 --> 00:46:53.360
Sunday Blaze something. But I think they had it planned

808
00:46:53.400 --> 00:46:54.320
to begin with anyway.

809
00:46:55.639 --> 00:46:59.519
And it was really a great time and a great

810
00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:02.639
escape for me and saying, I highly recommend you people

811
00:47:02.760 --> 00:47:06.320
get off of your technological devices and watching the news

812
00:47:06.880 --> 00:47:09.559
and forget about all the politics and forget about all

813
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:12.079
the bullshit. Just go out there and go to something

814
00:47:12.159 --> 00:47:14.360
like that and have a good time. Okay, do you

815
00:47:14.440 --> 00:47:15.199
have it ready? One?

816
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:18.719
Yes, we have it ready. Are you guys ready to play?

817
00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:26.039
Guess that sound? Here's the first set of sounds.

818
00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:35.559
That's definitely a part. That's the part.

819
00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:42.159
It's all of all of them are one, right, They're

820
00:47:42.199 --> 00:47:43.880
all the same one that you're playing right now.

821
00:47:46.039 --> 00:47:53.760
They're all either farts tuesdayation. Okay, do we all vote

822
00:47:53.800 --> 00:47:56.800
at their fartsy? Are we correct?

823
00:47:56.920 --> 00:47:57.079
One?

824
00:47:58.159 --> 00:47:59.239
That would be correct?

825
00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:02.840
Next one? Let's see what they are?

826
00:48:03.639 --> 00:48:05.639
Well, this is this is the shortest one I found.

827
00:48:05.840 --> 00:48:07.280
I haven't heard it yet, but here we go.

828
00:48:11.119 --> 00:48:15.880
That sounds like somebody stabbed the vagina. Not a quef Okay, it.

829
00:48:15.920 --> 00:48:18.639
Sounds like something got stuck in this. It's like this.

830
00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:21.840
They deflated.

831
00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:26.880
Okay, yeah, that sounded like a balloon popping.

832
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:28.320
Well, he looks for more.

833
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:32.039
I need to talk about the Rentsance Festival, which was

834
00:48:32.039 --> 00:48:34.360
the next day. So it's a closing weekend of the fair.

835
00:48:34.679 --> 00:48:37.199
It was opening weekend for Renfest. It's trying for about

836
00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:40.000
a month on weekends. I loved the Renstance Festival. Been

837
00:48:40.039 --> 00:48:43.719
going almost every year since nineteen eighty and man it

838
00:48:43.800 --> 00:48:46.559
was badass. They switched it up this year. They added

839
00:48:46.599 --> 00:48:50.880
some new stuff, they moved some stuff around, and man,

840
00:48:51.760 --> 00:48:54.480
it's just what a great escape too, because it's just

841
00:48:54.679 --> 00:48:59.000
all laughter all day, you know. So that's the greatest

842
00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:02.519
medicine in the world. Health not here is shaking her head. Yes,

843
00:49:02.679 --> 00:49:04.920
so I get the approval there laughter.

844
00:49:05.840 --> 00:49:06.000
You know.

845
00:49:06.880 --> 00:49:10.800
We're gonna talk a segment about mental health awareness, not now,

846
00:49:11.320 --> 00:49:13.920
but another time. But I'm here to tell you that

847
00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:17.400
laughter is one of the best medicines for mental health.

848
00:49:18.320 --> 00:49:22.960
Just saying, go get off the socials, get off the technology,

849
00:49:23.079 --> 00:49:28.280
get off the news, and go laugh. Okay, speaking laughing.

850
00:49:28.400 --> 00:49:31.559
Do we have any more that we choose from that

851
00:49:31.639 --> 00:49:32.920
are either forts or quefs?

852
00:49:33.840 --> 00:49:35.400
I cannot find any good ones.

853
00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:40.119
Okay, Rebel, can you do the impression of a queef?

854
00:49:42.760 --> 00:49:46.679
Hurry up? We got in the show? Hurry up now? Okay,

855
00:49:47.519 --> 00:49:49.360
let's see let's see if I could do it. Wait,

856
00:49:58.599 --> 00:49:59.239
can you do it?

857
00:49:59.400 --> 00:49:59.719
Doctor?

858
00:50:00.480 --> 00:50:07.719
Help nut? No, it is it is kind of like

859
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:08.480
that those roads.

860
00:50:09.280 --> 00:50:18.039
It's like, yeah, like a little slap.

861
00:50:18.960 --> 00:50:20.559
I think there's a little I think there's a little

862
00:50:20.559 --> 00:50:21.559
more reverb on it, like.

863
00:50:22.440 --> 00:50:26.519
Yeah, studio night. You have the sound effects they're able

864
00:50:26.599 --> 00:50:28.360
to let's hear your version.

865
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:39.760
That sounds more like an elephant.

866
00:50:41.079 --> 00:50:43.320
Yeah or fu meaning skill.

867
00:50:43.719 --> 00:50:51.800
Okay, that's all folks now everybody, I love you, you

868
00:50:52.119 --> 00:50:54.599
love me? Anyway, that's up for today.

869
00:50:55.079 --> 00:50:58.760
Tune in next Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday where I will be

870
00:50:58.880 --> 00:51:03.400
on here live for Movationial Monday, Travel Tuesday and what

871
00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:06.679
the Fuck Wednesday here on the Adventures pipe Man on

872
00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:11.159
W four c Y Radio, and don't forget tomorrow and

873
00:51:11.440 --> 00:51:13.800
the rest of the week we will have my interviews

874
00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:15.920
playing live Tomorrow will be Venomink.

875
00:51:16.400 --> 00:51:18.239
Check it out. You're gonna love it.

876
00:51:18.760 --> 00:51:22.559
They're a great band and you guys are great too.

877
00:51:22.840 --> 00:51:25.519
Thanks for listening, Thanks for being here, Thanks for being

878
00:51:25.599 --> 00:51:27.960
on the Adventures pipe Man right here on W four

879
00:51:28.039 --> 00:51:30.519
c Y Welcome.

880
00:51:31.840 --> 00:51:43.840
Hell it one. Thank you for listening to the Adventures

881
00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:48.679
of pipemin I w for CUI Radio.