Wacky Wednesday is Here! Venom, Inc, South Florida Fair, Renfest & More

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0:48 Why kind of America? It's time for the adventures. You'll find me out going before suppli do com list. Pompeas is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, man. Yo, the Adventures of pipe Man here on Wednesday, but we're going to talk about what Wednesday is with my pipe nuts. But here you are W four cy radiow four cy dot com. We got a lot to talk about. The Pipeman radio tour has been full force, but a lot of it's been at home, which has been kind of cool. I didn't have to travel anywhere except to go on a cruise, which that was even cooler. And now I keep seeing cruises out my window every single day. I'm like, yeah, I should be there and gained away from all the insanity of the world.

1:33 With that being said, let's bring the pipe nuts on do Okay. So one by one we got studio nut up. There. He's in the studio. He's looking normal. Okay. I can't say the rest about the females today. Okay, swamp nut, Mike, you're not tripping on acid. That doesn't. Cool now, okay. Well I'll give it to you that your glasses make up for the background. Okay. And we have to think of fan for this, okay. So first, before I introduce health not like she's got to change her name on the thing. There's no longer Nicole Forton. It's health not okay. And so even though she is doctor in cole Fort okay. But before we get to doctor, Ronald'll do it for you. He'll call you nott face or something.

2:33 Okay. So there you go, your. Health nut now nice. Okay. So, but you're gonna have to remember to change that back when you go on your own show or else. It's not gonna be good. Okay. All right, Rebel, I need you to do your segment right away, okay, because I have something to say to Health Nut about your segment, but you need to read it for like what day is it today? Anyway, Wait, don't wait, wait for it. Okay, Before we do that, we talked about whacky Wednesday yesterday. We all agreed, and then I look back on my notes and one of the names I had for today was a different name.

3:14 So we're going to vote right now for moving forward. What the theme name for Wednesdays are on the Adventures of pipe Man, So we have wacky Wednesday, and then the other one is WTF what the fuck Wednesday? I don't know. In the world we live in, that might be a little more appropriate. There's a lot of that around your vote. There's your vote, Studio Nut. I think, I think, I think Wednesday, Thursday, Friday is better than the TF. Oh wow, look at that. Look at that. That's brilliant.

3:54 I love it. Bring more people like you into my country, because then we will be a much smarter country. Okay, and Health not your vote? Oh well, okay, things are wacky, definitely, but there's I think that's escalated to w TF. Okay, I mean, there's only two wackles in the show and so yeah, so not wacky enough. Yeah, on the left side. But every one of us every single day wakes up and probably says, what the fuck? Yeah, every day there's something new to say, what the fuck about? Maybe we'll talk about that in the Pipe Peeve a little later.

4:39 But now, like that segment the pipe Peves, that's a good one. Yeah, So now back to you right, Like. It's like what grinds my gears? You know, like, okay, well you can have a segment called it linds. My gears Peter Griffin family guy. Yeah, what grinds my gears? That's the difference between America and Canada before they become the fifty second state. Uh, there's a fifty first. No, no, no, they're now fifty second because now we're going after the Gaza strip. Okay, yeah, but it's it big enough to be a state. If if Lord Trump decides to the state, it's the state.

5:22 Okay, it's not going to bring it. Is he going to bring the down to the gods of America? I think he's more like Valdemort that's the type of lord. Okay, Yeah, so all right, named rebels, let's do your segment right now. And there's a reason I have you doing the segment right now because I have to go on my phone because there's a major announcement to make on the show and I have to go see what it is. Going on. You're indigestion in five men, it's not me. It's coming from swamp Nut.

6:05 It is National Farting, So we know who has the Louisia the person course they're farting all the time. It was either that or the bellow of Alligator. No, it happens to be a new toy, but it happens to be fart Ninja. If you guys can see him, he's making this. Oh my god, speaking of. Speaking of Peter Griffin. Okay, Peter on one of the shows once said, wouldn't it be nice if we walked around having noise tracks and soundtracks? Well guess what I got these little guys and I put them all over noises all the time.

6:48 I love it. I just absolutely freaking love it. But other than being National fart Day, it is also Disaster Day, National Chocolate Fun New Day. That's my kind of day. Man takes Tuesday. That's to be on. National Girls and Women's in Sports Day. We stop you there for a second. Is that like a legitimate girls in Sports Day or is that have some kind of like pornhub reference to it. No, it's more like if you've ever seen the movie with Tom Hanks and the girls playing baseball? What was that?

7:29 Oh? It was probably before one's time, but you guys should know. Girls with Madonna. Yeah, awesome movie. If you haven't seen it, go see it. It's back in the day, all right. So, and one of my favorite things today is National Show with a Friend Day. Oh yeah, yeah, that was a good one. I like to do that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And that's and mom, can you roll the group on commercial? Is that? Is that part of the group on that that's a special for the group on today. You bought a group ones, you get the bonus shower, the bonus pipe shower.

8:11 We got a restower. Are you tired of the same old bedding breakfast? Come visit the Pipecave where you can service the Pipeman all nine long and then serve the Pipeman. Breakfast and then get the hell out. That's the pipe main group on the Group on Special is normally one nine nine, but today it's not sale for ninety nine dollars. Let's just call into the show right now, shive sixty one sixty three nine four two nine, and.

8:51 You too can have the pipemin groupon. I had to groupon. You should too. Well, I just have a question, rebel, when you recorded that voiceover for for real miss purposes? Was that when you were performing filatio on the KKK. No, it would be a little. Bit hard to do a voice commercial while performing. Okay, well, let's try it right now, while you pretend like you're performing filatio and say that voiceover, and I wanna hear what it sounds like.

9:32 I am so not gonna have nothing big enough to stick in my mouth. I have glasses, and yeah, the glasses. N do with the glasses. Go ahead, this is the pipe man only fans, by way, So go ahead you can. We'll put her in the spotlight. There you go. Okay, here she goes, folks, Here she goes. Defer the sunglasses. Now, come on, I don't even remember the words the commercial, and just try it. Just try it. Oh, the group one's normally one. Deeper for today.

10:12 That was a bit of a turn off. Okay, moving on, nobody's the calls. Just canceled. They just say yes, plastic speaking. Okay, speaking of the women in sports, whatever that thing is, we have health not over here, that's okay. So her idea of women in sports is to be a referee, saying I first saw when she came on, I'm like, are you like doing a skit where you're in prison or something? Incarceration? Oh? There you go. See that was a good I can't believe actually came up with a smart quick comeback. Oh my god, I'm gonna have a heart attack right here live on the showf okay.

11:04 But speaking of a ink okay. So we had another Danny Wimmer festival that just made announcement we are giving and doing ticket giveaways for it. We will be doing ticket giveaways for Ink, but not yet because first we're doing ticket giveaways. For Bourbon and Beyond. And uh oh. And I say uh oh, because you know there's one festival, riot Fest. I do the same weekends Bourbon Beyond. You always do Bourbon Beyond. Now I do riot Fest. And if riot Fest has a good lineup, I have a problem. Because, oh my god, all the dead heads and fish heads are going to surface because fish is headlining Bourbon and Beyond and Okay, for you Canadians, we spell that pH kind of like fat with pH. It's fish with pH.

12:00 Yeah, like fuck with a pH. It means. It means seal in French. Did you know that? No? I didn't know that, So I could just go up to some six foot four dude four pounds ago. Fuck it gets mad, he's about to bunch me. Oh no, no, no, I'm just saying, was it again? Say it again? Yeah, I'm just calling you a school. I mean you could still get. Yeah wha, yeah, probably, but then then it's moren't clear why I'm game punched. Okay, So you know my bro used to say, like not that long ago, like I don't know, within the last ten years, you'd sit there and go you remember when you used to just go get into those fights that you went in knowing you were gonna get your ass beat and you had.

12:55 To do it anyway. I do that. I don't understand. It's just a guy thing. Man. I can't explain it. It's like it's just the guy they like. You know, it's for your respect, Like listen, yeah, that's how let's switch gears to like the a motivational moment here. Okay, that's how you handle the bullies. Okay, Basically I remember being a kid and I was taught by I think my dad. There was this bully that every day I was walking home from school, he'd want to hit me up for my lunch money.

13:39 And blah blah blah. And you know, my dad said, here's what you do. You want to get rid of a bully, next time you walk by, as soon as he opens his mouth, put your fist in it. I'm not kidding. But basically it worked because the dude number pick on me again. You know, like, because boys usually are just whissies that once you stand up to them, that doesn't mean punch them in the face. You know. But but listen, I've gone up to. Seriously six foot four or four hundred pound dudes and I'll get in their faith and I'll be like, I will kill you right where you stand. And that's that thing going in knowing you're going to get your ass beat.

14:26 But what ends up happening is the dudes like, h this dude must be crazy, this little dude coming up like that. They're like, yeah, I might not want to mess with him, you know, but then there's other sides of it too. It's like it's like it's just amount of respect, Like we're not like women. Men are not like women. Men in high school, well maybe not after I tell you what I'm about to tell you, maybe you may not say that. But like during high school, you could get in a fistfight with somebody, like full out, bloody fistfight. Five minutes later you're playing baseball together. Women, on the other hand, and this is from research of three daughters, okay, and many other much more research too, but first hand, three daughters, You guys just carry a grudge for life. Man, somebody steals your lipstick and like they are.

15:26 Shutting from your life forever and there's no forgiveness ever. Tell me it's not true, Nicka't I'm gonna tell you that. It doesn't even have to be something physical. Just say the wrong word once and it's like right and life. Or like, Okay, so you're a relationship with romantic relationship for twenty years, you as a guy, do something stupid and it's not even that big, but it's stupid. You don't even realize it's stupid because she doesn't tell you at the time. She waits for the right time, and that right time could come like twenty years later, and then.

16:10 You're like, this is appropriate for the new name of the show. You're like, what the fuck? What I need? What the fuck was? Because yeah, see there's so many what the fuck? Hey, here's the thing. Women should never be angry about a guy doing something stupid, like that's in our nature. We're going to do it eventually, at least once a day, right so, and sometimes on purpose, and most of the times we don't even realize it. But yeah, we do supid things. I learned a lot from being married. You know what I learned, don't choose the dishes properly when you first meet a woman at all, or ever, and don't do long time properly because the first time I did dishes, now, mind you, i'd been living on my own since I was like keen, Okay. She got mad at me, and she like pushed me away, and she's like, don't ever do the dishes ever again, because you don't like a I was putting them in the dishwasher.

17:10 Don't have to pass me twice. Well years later, still never put another dish in the. Dishwasher or whatever you're on fault for telling me, Like, if you tell me don't do the work. I'm different than you in that area because I have to do them. Like one of my biggest pet peeves is having dirty dishes in the sink overnight too. I hate seeing that, So if they're not getting done, I have to do it myself. Like and I know, like I live in like very very clean, so I don't trust anyone else an yeah, yeah, like if I see something I need to get done, I'll get it done right away when I forget. When my door was thirty five, I finally kicked her out because of stuff like that. No, seriously, though, one of my daughters was living with me with one of my grandchildren, Like they were out and then back in again.

18:02 It's like it's like when is that skit rebel from way back when it's abbit in Costello where they're like they dragged me back in again. Okay, So and she used to totally always have to sink full of dishes and it drove me nuts because you can come into my house anytime and you will. Not see that shit. And so like, yeah, we had a year lease. We were about a month in and I'm like I'm just giving you enough headway in eleven months, I'm not renewing the. Lease, and so I didn't a lot of time. I couldn't handle every day.

18:49 I couldn't even wash a dish myself because there was no room, Like if you turn the water on, it would just go on the floor. There was some it was piled so high, you know. But you know what, when your child is a teenager, it's like you have a different attitude about it. You kind of expect it, you know, you kind of. But when they're a grown woman with a child, it's like no, no, Like if that would have happened when it will bothered me when she was sixteen, but it wouldn't be grounds for not renewing the lease. That was violating the lease. As far as I was concerned, the lease that I was paying for, I violated myself.

19:30 So anyway, defiled self. Let's talk about hell tonight. You're dressed up as I don't know, Oh, maybe it's because of ship rocked and you're you're trying to be beetlejuice. Oh yeah, beetle juice. Beetle juice juice. That was a good one. Yeah, did you hear rebel. Did you see that? We saw it into the real beetle juice. Most see her more as like a full locker manager. Yeah, here we go. Let's a step up in the world, right there. Okay, so yeah, no, I was thinking, well, I mean I could have put jersey. I was looking at the daze. I you know, I you know, checked off shower with a friend. Okay, that's a very important what's next?

20:16 What? Okay? Hold on? You know what's you know, what's really bad? One? I noticed that I put it on the wrong Twitter and we're broadcasting live on the woman's. Twitter. N that's great. Okay, Well did I notice that, you. Know what women in sports day? So let's like, maybe that's it. Maybe we're combining worlds here, open for new possibilities. Here. Here's the thing though, I think that's where fiite Man's probably more popular, even though he's not supposed to be on there. Okay, that's what I'm thinking, Allow it, Allow it today? Wow?

20:58 You know how to blow, don't you? Yeah? Okay, yeah, it's a little you know, so too loud. I've had I've had this thing confiscated for me before. Can you say that word again for me? Please? Confiscated, confiscated, there are confiscated like foreigners. I always have to correct on the show, and it's not one. Yeah. Anyway, this is where I hear we're taking a vote on some things. So I thought I would dress appropriately and be like the the voting decider.

21:39 But we already voted, wacky or or the Yeah, we voted and it was unanimous. Okay, Well there was another thing, isn't there no no no vote vote day. No, it's national. You did it because it's national. What do you say? It was women's and women. Anyway, I'm an advocate for sports. Yeah, why not? Let's go. So Bourbon Beyond announced the line up today and yes, very exciting. Okay, let's take another vote. Which one of you don't know who the Bandfish is? Raise your hand?

22:20 Oh my god, I can understand from one, but swamp not Jesus Christ, it's right up your alley, being Louisiana. Fish is like like the Grateful Dead, and they have the cult like the Grateful Dead, you know. So it's that type of music. Uh, the Lumineers who are badass Jack White? Mm okay, so which one of you know who Jack White is? This is this would be fun. Oh my god, what you don't know? Jack White from the White Stripes Rebel. Come on, I'm in suit. Okay, you're ready for this? Pat Benatartar Okay, and we have Beyond Yeah, Cage the Yellowphant Ring, Oh Star, Oh fuck me.

23:14 I might have to do Bourbon Beyond this year. I don't know that the group one, by the way, just google Goo Goo dolls. Nice see third Eye, Blind Foreigner, Blues Traveler, Oh I love them? Okay, who on here knows Blues Traveler? Raise your hands. I don't know Blues Traveler. Oh my god, where have you guys been? One has an excuse he hasn't been on the earth phone? What about you people? Okay? Here? Oh, this is one that my daughter might get upset by the band name Trampled by Turtles. Actually I like that you trampled by the turtles. Yet I think the turtles trample the human beings, try to kill them. Collective soul.

24:04 Mary Chapin Carpenter, Oh my god, that's pretty wild. The spin Doctors. Let's see, there's. A whole lot blind Melon love them. There are a lot of bands. That sounds good. We're gonna get that's in Louis, Louisville, Kentucky, Right Louis. Sorry, I'm sorry. That does not exist. Forgive them that. In the part of the country, like they just don't know how to spell things and some problems and they pronounce and they think there's an one there, okay, but no bourbon and beyond that is a badass lineup.

24:47 Oh my god. In fact, I have to call one of my friends when I get off the show and let him know he's he's got a good bourbon beyond okay, because he I know a bunch of of people that will go to this just because of Blues Traveler, Fish and uh, what was the other one that they would go for, right, Well, that would be other people that would be a different crowd of people. Okay, but they're the three hippie bands that are like the they're going to be seeing what you're seeing in your background rebel during that festival. I can assure you fish people, you know what's good. You know what might be a bourbon beyond Tanks of nitrous Oh wow, that's what they have at fish concerts.

25:42 Like everywhere. Have you ever had a tank a nitrous. One inside the car? Or well, no, you had to put one in a car and drive over the border with it. Not over the border, bar through yeah, yeah, fast through it. When I was when I was like hidden tunnels. Yeah, when I was like nineteen years old, you could go into New York City. I lived in Jersey. You could go into New York City and just go into one of those corner stores and buy like a case of the nitrous canisters. But she could freeze your lungs. Man, Like, if you do it wrong, you die.

26:26 But that's not funny. But at least well we didn't have fentanyl and everything. Like. That was the start of it. Okay, here's the pet peeve. We'll do the pipe peeve today right now. It was going to be a different pipe peeve. I thought of it just now. Maybe I'll do another one later. Okay, but oh my god, Nancy Reagan, she started to war on drugs, and all we've ever had since then is the worst drug problem in the world. Did you ever notice? Check this out? People, Everything we do a war on that, I don't mean like countries, always turns out the opposite of what we want.

27:10 Yeah, because you're fighting against something versus pro something else. But you know, like we turn the attention on okay, anti war, but what do you actually pro for? So all the attention goes against it's like kind of a mind that's a WTF. Yeah, And so it's like, what's the opposite of like drug war? Well, well here's you know, here's the thing. Okay, Portugal legalized all drugs and that minimize their drug problem because yeah, tell kids they can't do something, they're gonna do it. And so like if you go before the War on drugs, okay, so the cocaine problem was bad, and there was heroin, but not a huge heroin prom it. It was like there were people that did heroin and there were people that would never even consider it. Nowadays, heroin everybody considers it because the War on drugs is what's brought about oxy contin, and OxyContin is basically heroin.

28:15 You know, it's not heroin, but it's the same thing. And when people are addicted to oxy's and they can't get it any more in the legal way where they do, they go on the streets and they get heroin. But ever since the War on drugs, that's when crack was created, this thing called ice, which was stronger than crack. And then I was just talking about this with I think my daughter the other day. That's when oxy cottons were created. That's when special K was created. That's when all these drugs that are killing kids today and adults, that's when they were created. And that's what was the gateway to the FENTONYL crisis that we have right now.

28:57 So thank you the war on drug. Now you're killing way more people and it's a way bigger problem, and maybe we should reevaluate how we handle the drug problem because it's not working. My vote is. My vote is to abolish big Pharma. That's my vote, take the power away from them and actually treat people with proper medicine instead of a money making, multi billion dollar business. And here was my other pipe, Peve, Okay, I want to know when it became legal in the United States of America to assign a you can bring everybody back on one and that was a good idea though, but I want to see the expressions on one person's face here when I go here. I don't remember it being in the constitution where a non elected billionaire from another country is allowed to.

30:04 Have access to the US Treasury. Look at look at the faces. Nobody even really knows what I'm talking about here Louisiana, and they're like, you know, they're too busy cheering on stuff to know what's really going on to. Do. You know what, I. Don't know. I don't know who the Treasury treasurer person. Is not treasure just access to the treasurys. Oh yeah, Canadian. Isn't he South. African Canadian billionaire that is appointed to a spot in the White House, not elected by the American people. There's already a billionaire and has access to the US Treasury.

30:54 Where's that? What the moment? Yeah, there's madness. There's nothing to that, And it's because you see, the US Treasury is like. Trillions of dollars in debt, so they figure if they got the billionaire, it's not like he can steal it. He might actually feel bad and start putting them in. I highlight that. Okay, that's otherwise, that's what he would do. You know, he could would get that money as he could. He can eliminate the debt and still go yawning. Okay, yeah, but he's not a billion US he has billions in the bank. He's a billionaire because of his assets, yes, yeah, which are not liquid.

31:40 Correct, but we can turn them into liquid, liquidate them. There's a plane that. I am listening for fascinating times. We live in wild Wild two really need to vamp up the pipe man for press campaign, because now I realize if I'm elected president, I can just take all my friends and put them in posts in my government. I didn't know I could do that. It's amazing. See, I even like I even I even did some coloring to my hair to kind of look it's kind of like my strategy to look more like the orange guy, so so that I could get elected.

32:24 You know, the King of the Opus. Oh my gosh, that's funny. I just think they're all bad. I think every choice is bad. I'm not I don't hate on any but here's a good Yeah, they're good, Okay, but they're a little wicked. Just saying. And somebody I know that's been on this show is now Secretary of State of the United States of America. Though, wow, do any of you know who that is? Well, you're Canadians, so you have a pat I certainly even know who's in the US government. But these two people. Here, like the blond guy, they're voting. They're voting and they don't even know who who's in there.

33:10 The blonde guy. No, he's part of he's part of your we'll say language because it's a totally different. Yeah, but blonde in Spanish is provial. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I see, you're right. I wasn't thinking that way. I was thinking about his hair like way too. That was That was brilliant. That was brilliant. Oh my god, I have to praise all of you except Rebel today for having such brilliant responses. I said his name when I have to actually say it into the mic. I said it. I said it. Replay it, it says Marco Rubio.

33:52 Oh okay, well we'll give that to you. I did hear that. I just didn't know if that was the right answer or not. So step because one of our friends was the attorney general here in the state of Florida who's recently stepped down. So now we traded him in for a secretary of State. It's basically that's for anything I can get in trouble on on this show. I got the connections, so I'm. No more jailbait. Yeah, I might need to borrow. I might need to borrow that. But here's the thing.

34:33 The Pipe Man Radio Tour went on full force last week and I didn't even have to leave the county. It was beautiful. Okay, So first I went and covered venom Ink, one of my favorite all time ever bands, and we it was so funny. We're on the tour bus. The interview was longer than usual of my interviews because I'm friends with the singer and we were just having a great time talking and at one point I was like, like, holy shit, guys, what time is it. I think you have to go on stage. I think it's time for your set. And that isn't the first time that's happened. When I interviewed Mike Muher from Suicide Tennessees at Brockklahoma a few years ago. Basically, he was talking so much in the interview that I had to say, hey, dude, it's your set time you gotta go, you know. And so that says a lot though if they're having that much fun, because usually you know, with other press people I see sometimes I see him looking at their watcher like ready to go, and you know, okay, I gotta go do with the kid.

35:36 But they didn't even they forgot what time it was. When we were having so much fun. So you gotta have to check out that interview, which is going to broadcast live tomorrow at one pm Eastern time right here on the Adventures of Pipe Man, Same pipe channel, same pipe time, different pipe day, okay, And so basically that was a What was cool value is it was at Banyon Live, which Banyon Live is on Southern Boulevard literally maybe ten minutes or less from the studio, and then there's uh. Saturday.

36:17 I'm gonna let Wan talk about Saturday because Wan got to experience media for the first time. And it was kind of funny too, because because I told him to meet me at at Dick's and know that weapon watually be a reference at all. Okay, shower with your friend day, see, but it wasn't on Saturday, so we've just been practiced anyway. So we get there and I'm like, I can't tell his vehicle mind stands out like a sore thumb, you know, But I text him I'm here.

37:00 He goes, I know you drove right by me. I'm like, well, come up behind me, and he didn't understand what I meant. Again, if I had to do with the shower, I don't know, and so basically. You need to practice. He thought he thought we were parking there and walking to the fair, Like not even the peons walked that far to the fair, okay, which is. Like almost a mile away from the entrance. Was probably born than a mile because it's a mile maybe to the Amphitheater, but then you gotta go even further past the Amphitheater. So yeah, I mean, I was like, no, you're gonna follow me in there? We met over here so I could get you in, and so we got we got over there, and like then he was still confused because I'm sitting there pointing to it. There's not very many empty parking space is where we park because we're like literally parking inside the fair, And I point to him, go ahead, park there because I got cheap.

38:08 I could go park on a tree if I need to. And and he's still following me, aren't you. I didn't see you pointing anywhere. That's why I can't So you were texting and driving in the parking lot. Is that what you were doing? I don't recall. Is that like taking the fifth? Yeah, what you have to say is I cannot confirm nor deny. That's one for like the FBI and the CIA, it's always. It's always a good line no matter what. So so go ahead one now, now that I've gotten you into the fair. How us your experience at the South Florida Fair for the final weekend this year from a median perspective, because if I don't say that, like if I say that, the rebels will say, well, who doom the group?

39:02 And I didn't. It was It was really good. You know. There was a lot of photograph opportunities, you know, like it's affair, so like you have pretty much every angle, it's a good angle. We saw the parade, we saw a bunch of bands playing live during the competition. We saw a lot of weird foods that I would never try my life. And that's including like other things that we talked about that I try to make you eat before. Yeah, we were in Mexico exactly, and I would even.

39:44 That area of Mexico like, and so he was just trying to get me to eat bro ship that he's never eaten himself in his life. But I would try it though, like I would try. I would rather try that than the stuff they had of the fair. That's how yeah, was your least appealing food to you? Everything with pickles, like there was like pickles everywhere. No, he had a bad experience with a pickle and the emergency room. No, no, I just don't like to taste it's disgusting. They had a pickle shake. Yeah. Yeah, I don't do pickle snowballs either, So therefore.

40:28 I would rather have the chocolate covered bacon. Yeah, bacon. It wasn't that great. But one in the same place does have like one of the best burgers. Okay, not the doughnut burger. I don't get the doughnut burger. I don't want a donut burger. And I'm gonna sugar the bun would just melt in your mouth, you know. Well, and then you know what it looks like if you're a guy, you know, and you have the glaze all over your mouth. Yeah, you know. I mean it was messy. Yeah, sometimes, yeah, sometimes it is.

41:10 It's always messy. Sometimes you feel like a squirt. Sometimes you don't. How about a National heart Day? All rightef? Does that? Does a kleef qualify for National fart Day? That's what I wanted. It's the right sound write down that. It doesn't have to smell. Yeah, and it's not it's not gas. It's air. When it comes out of the back, is gas because you need the gas to keep walking, you know. So, yeah, is that your nitress? It pushes you naturals exactly, That's exactly what it does.

41:51 And yet I think a kif is technically like a p fart. You know, No, it's just an air. Yeah, it's like, Oh man. That did not sound good. I don't know what that is. Don't let's do this, mom, Mom, you need to search a shower with your friends. I need a search sound. I want to fart sound, a quief sound, And as soon as you find it, let me know, we will play it on the air and we're going to vote on how similar they are.

42:33 Which one is when you really record that, I mean, how how do you? Yeah? Yeah, don't tell us which one it is. Okay, don't tell us which one it is, and we have to guess whether it's a fart or a quief. Okay, this is what we do for National Fart Day. So help us. Oh my gosh, okay, I'm ready. I'm ready to judge this. Did you find me yet? I'm looking for them? Probably not easy to find something new. In the meantime, while he's finding that, Okay, I gotta move. There's so many different kinds of sounds I could come out, you know.

43:14 It's like yeah, like I'm looking at it and it's like just for the regular part when he says red, dry, quick. And brack exactly exactly. Well, you could just different ones. Let's try different ones, make up each one. We pick Florida, which okay, yeah. Before we do that, while. He's looking for that, I'm gonna talk a little bit about the South Florida Fair. Kicked ass. I love the South Florida Fair, always have. I'm so glad I'm in Florida this year to cover it. And we were there all day from like nine till I think he left around seven. I left probably around eleven. And we had the classic rock tribute band competition and that was badass.

44:08 We had a Cranberry's band, had we had a Red Hot Chili Pepper's band, We had a Pearl Jant Jam band, and we had not the winner. Wasn't there one more? What was there one more? Shoot? Oh? The Cure duh my favorite. They had a Cure. Oh my god. The Cure band was so good. You got to hear the interview. We interviewed all these bands I just mentioned, so to go to the podcast and you could do it on Pipemin and the Pit or The Adventures Pipe Man. You'll find the interviews from the South Florida Fair. But the Cure, I think that personally, I thought they showed one because they looked like the dude looked just like the singer the Cure. I mean I just covered The Cure like a year ago, and it was like watching The Cure. It was a great show.

44:59 But it was your favorite band that gives you free albums and your Apple Music that did a tribute and won the whole competition. It was you too. With all the hate that there was forgetting that free album on Apple Music, I am shocked that people just love you too. Why. It's like very confusing to me. But this band did get the crowd going. Man, And at one time it was funny because I don't know, I think I was who was it. I don't know. I think I was flirting with somebody and I was. Of course, you were flirting with multiple somebodies, yeah, but in.

45:41 This particular scenario, I was flirting with somebody. I don't even remember who it was. And then that's how special she was. The singer exactly. For the group on the singer came up like I was leaning up against the speaker, back to the speaker, with my face to the crowd, and he just tapped on my shoulder and then I just looked up a sang. To me, and that led to friends in the shower. Well, yeah, serenaded. Yes, the pipe man was serenaded for not paying attention. I was paying attention. I was just up against the speaker.

46:23 But like, it was pretty cool how he did that. Then they won it allment. Yeah, and then so they get to play again and they're a headliner next year in the fair, and so it was pretty cool because usually the bands I play again, they just played the same set again. They played a whole different set. It was great. And then there was an encore. Because I don't know, some drunk dude got all upset that they didn't play Sunday Blaze. Sunday they played that in the first set, So they did encore and did Sunday Blaze something. But I think they had it planned to begin with anyway. And it was really a great time and a great escape for me and saying, I highly recommend you people get off of your technological devices and watching the news and forget about all the politics and forget about all the bullshit. Just go out there and go to something like that and have a good time. Okay, do you have it ready? One?

47:15 Yes, we have it ready. Are you guys ready to play? Guess that sound? Here's the first set of sounds. That's definitely a part. That's the part. It's all of all of them are one, right, They're all the same one that you're playing right now. They're all either farts tuesdayation. Okay, do we all vote at their fartsy? Are we correct?

47:56 One? That would be correct? Next one? Let's see what they are? Well, this is this is the shortest one I found. I haven't heard it yet, but here we go. That sounds like somebody stabbed the vagina. Not a quef Okay, it. Sounds like something got stuck in this. It's like this. They deflated. Okay, yeah, that sounded like a balloon popping. Well, he looks for more. I need to talk about the Rentsance Festival, which was the next day. So it's a closing weekend of the fair. It was opening weekend for Renfest. It's trying for about a month on weekends. I loved the Renstance Festival. Been going almost every year since nineteen eighty and man it was badass. They switched it up this year. They added some new stuff, they moved some stuff around, and man, it's just what a great escape too, because it's just all laughter all day, you know. So that's the greatest medicine in the world. Health not here is shaking her head. Yes, so I get the approval there laughter.

49:05 You know. We're gonna talk a segment about mental health awareness, not now, but another time. But I'm here to tell you that laughter is one of the best medicines for mental health. Just saying, go get off the socials, get off the technology, get off the news, and go laugh. Okay, speaking laughing. Do we have any more that we choose from that are either forts or quefs? I cannot find any good ones. Okay, Rebel, can you do the impression of a queef? Hurry up? We got in the show? Hurry up now? Okay, let's see let's see if I could do it. Wait, can you do it?

49:59 Doctor? Help nut? No, it is it is kind of like that those roads. It's like, yeah, like a little slap. I think there's a little I think there's a little more reverb on it, like. Yeah, studio night. You have the sound effects they're able to let's hear your version. That sounds more like an elephant.

50:41 Yeah or fu meaning skill. Okay, that's all folks now everybody, I love you, you love me? Anyway, that's up for today. Tune in next Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday where I will be on here live for Movationial Monday, Travel Tuesday and what the Fuck Wednesday here on the Adventures pipe Man on W four c Y Radio, and don't forget tomorrow and the rest of the week we will have my interviews playing live Tomorrow will be Venomink. Check it out. You're gonna love it. They're a great band and you guys are great too.

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