What Do Chinese Medicine and Butthole Sunning Have in Common?

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1:00 Yo. Here, I am back from Vegas in South Florida, where it's a lot cooler. Okay, because and that's weird to say, but man, was it frickin' hot in Vegas? And uh so basically, uh we're gonna talk a little bit about Vegas and punk rock bowling, and then we're gonna go into another topic that is totally related to Vegas, and that is but sonning. Okay, So why you're like, why is that related to Vegas? Well, in Vegas there's son and lots of bots, and what happens ina in Vegas stays in Vegas. So if you're like a sham to do butt sonning, start in Vegas where nobody cares, especially at punk rock bowling where nobody cares. Okay, I'm sure there was. Well there might not have been butt sonning at punk rock bowling because punkers are usually pretty pasty, so that could be kind of painful. And uh, but I gotta tell you, the pipe nuts probably have some stuff that have been going on too here and I and so let's bring the pipe nuts on and so they can tell their stories first of the debauchery of the past week. Hello pipe nuts, Hello, Hello rebel, rebel. Can you even see out

2:30 of those glasses? How you say? Tell us how you see out of those glasses? Like it's the part that moves around where you can see. So it's like you kind of feel like you're like on LSD or something when you're looking at those glasses. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's exactly the opposite. There's children watching smoking. It's not a good influence kids, cigarette. This is not a cigarette. It's a figure. It's it called it's called a candy cigarette, therefore it is a cigarette. Okay, Okay, it's not real. It's not your teaching kids that cigarettes are candy. Okay, that's the problem. That's why they discontinued a lot of those. Would you get a cracker barrel? That's the only place you can get can crack a barrel. They probably have some there, but I got them from Candyland Cottage in Yeah. Their model, their model is smoking is cool, stay in school. No, no, no, no no. They have all kinds of cool candies on candy Land Cottage.

3:40 Ever, they all kinds of cool candies and you can see they have do they have the Marathon bar because like anywhere that has old school retro candy, does not have that one that used to be my favorite one as a kid. It was like it was the size of a you know, a rule, were a foot long, and it was looked like a rope. It was chocolate caramel and it was it was It made sugar daddies look like crap. I don't know what. I don't at all. I will look next time I go to Kindy Lank Cottage or the Candy Vault in Mandville, really cool places. I will check for your marathon bar, Sugar banth yeah, because I can't find that anywhere. And I found a lot of old cool stuff, you know, like Rachel. So let's hear what you had to do old cool stuff for the past week. Did I didn't want to tell you one thing I did. I had a little research yesterday on on on this show, so I got my butt hole up there. I think the sun never done this before, but you know, I wanted to try it.

4:48 Because did you send one a video or picture of you doing so we could display it during the show. You did not, yeah, video or it didn't happen, I will so kill you. I do not want to become known as the ball, you see, because she sent me one and she thought she deleted it and that stuff never works. When you do understand, you do not post you and I want oh my god, yeah, yeah, Wan's got it. He's preparing the video. He's preparing the video as we speak. Are not allowed to post? Give me the private chat as soon as you have that video ready. It's loading now. So what I will whipping sue you? Listen, I would say you already. I do not want to become known as aole girl. That's what happened. My name there will be my my but hoole. It's better than the cussing girl.

6:00 Oh girl. Okay, and here's the thing, Rachel, Okay, you already probably put it well, mate, Rebel, I was gonna say, she probably pipe man only fans, the only fans weeks in weeks really wow. Okay, look we have a com from the crowd. It's where did you get that? On my? Where did I get these? I ordered them on Amazon? Rachel, you had your turn. Stop interrupting, Rebel. Don't interrupt Rebel, she's talking. Go ahead, I certainly got him from Amazon. Okay, that's enough out of you. Okay, So I couldn't even help laughter that God, you're so I gotta tell you, though, I really, you know, I really didn't think I would enjoy the butt sonning because you know, that stuff hasn't seen anything, so like, nothing worse than getting sunburn, Okay, it would be getting sunburn on

7:35 your testicles. I wonder if there's an ancient medicine where you sun your testicles and then you are more you are more viril and you don't need viagra. If you your bun bottom burned testicles, what are you going to do? Put a screen over it so you're not No at the picture. You have a picture. We have a picture. What you do is you just hold your testicles up. Okay, you know, so you just pull them up out of the way. I saw it in the picture. Okay, Hey, do you have that picture? I am working on it as we speak.

8:20 Okay, So do you have the video yet? The first video? Yes? It was. Okay, let's use the first video. This is the video that was used for promo from the unsent video Rachel or come and get you. No, Rachel is going to be butt sunning in a few second. There's no way you have that. Okay, roll it one. This is the Pipe Man and I'm back from Punk Rock Bowling in Las Vegas, and boy do we have some adventures from that festival to talk about on the show today. And I'm back here and I went two of my grandkids because they need to help me to make this promo video because I can't do it on my own, right kids. Yeah, okay, So tell everybody that they need to listen to the Adventures of Pipe Man at one pm Eastern Time today on W four CY Radio, W four cy dot com. Harry Harry dug down and go search that up and watch it. Watch all right, and guess what. You know what else we're gonna talk about on the show today, kids, But sonny, you know what fut sonny is.

9:39 It's where you gets suntan on your butt, on your butt, and it has health benefits. And we have a special guest and her name is doctor Nicole Forton and she hosts the show The Language of Healing and Your Zaby he co hosts that show, and so we're gonna have some fun. We think, do you want to talk about getting a suntan on your butt? Okay, yeah, okay, I have a question. What's your You'll have to listen and find out, or watch the show and find out. One pm today W four c Y Radio, W four c Y dot com. He talks the Grande Rubble And that was total improv We didn't prep that. We just said in the balcony, I'm like, okay, don't say anything until I respond to you and ask you straight out. And man, friend Zelle, he he was down with it, like what a great question. At the end that wasn't even prompted that question at the end. He just did that all on his own new co host. Well, he has been a co host on my show before. Actually he's also he's also been a co host for an interview too. He's an act that you know where you get the from Brandy Well, yeah, of course, and he gets it from butt sonning to like, there's so many benefits to butt sonning, like longevity,

11:13 right, libido, Yeah, you need that. Just look at Rachel. She's been doing butt sonning for a long time. That's why she picked out you know, you know, is this the butt stting position or would you yeah like that? Yeah? Hey, three minutes, Wan, why don't you put up the picture of me? I will suit me? Why whyatt? People don't want to interrupting all the time? Shut okay, wand pull up the picture of me holding my testicles? Well, butt, so do you want because I see two pictures? Do you want the left one or the right one one? Me holding my testicles? That's not it?

12:01 That's my Is this what it? No? I saw? Maybe it's in a video that one of them has has me holding my testicles. I have two videos, butthole sunning video one, butthole video, butthole sunning video two in parenthesis Rachel, Okay, perfect, that might be the one that might be the one. No, don't put that one. Wait, don't put that one. That is her. Okay, just hold that aside. I'm glad we muted Rachel. She can't interrupt. H okay, bring Rachel back.

12:43 She can talk now she's out of jail. No, she muted herself. I can't her. Oh good, I like her much better that way. You know she's getting her attorney on the line. So, speaking of videos, pipe Man, you mentioned something on another show about a whirlpool mash pit, and then you proceeded to show the video. I love it. Yeah, okay, so I was. I was in the swim mosh pit circle pit. And okay, let's talk about punk rock bowling. But first, let's listen to my grandkids and bring on our guests, and she can participate in the punk rock bowling discussion too, and then we'll get straight to her. She's waiting back in the green room and she has no idea what she just walked into. I helped co host her show, but she only knows Dean on that show. Pipe doesn't come to that show because it's on the Women's Network. Okay, so pipe Man's not allowed on the Women's network.

13:50 So you want to tune in every Tuesday at two pm Eastern Time to the Language of Healing on w for w N Radio, W four w N dot com, where I am. I am subdued. They put like a mask on me, so I can't say certain things or just saying okay. But you definitely want to check out the show because she is bad ass and now she's going to be on this show and she has no clue what she's in for because she's gonna get full on pipe Man in this show. Now she'll get a little bit dean but Pipeman. So welcome to the show, Doctor Nicole Ford in the the specialist in butt Sonning. How are you okay?

14:39 Hi, I'm I'm well nice to the pleasure is online? Is that butt Sonning behind you? Yes? I have a little You know what's funny is that it can you me to her the one behind you? No, No, she's taken. She's online. But it's like I mean that it's all kind of blurry, you know, it like blurred the tint. It's better that way and it's much better blurry, okay, just saying okay, all right, so before we get more into you, no pun intended. I know this this might be a very ridiculous, awkward and intimate conversation.

15:24 For sure. It's definitely gonna be up your butt, that's for sure. Here's let's talk a little bit about punk rock bowling. Rebel was talk about. There were three days of the Punk Rock Swim, which is at this rooftop pool deck where they have swimming, alcohol and punk rock live. Punk rock. What a combination. It's a very interesting combination. And the thing is it's cool because some of the bands you get to see at the festival, but then you get to see at the swim and it's a totally different set. So that's kind of cool. But it's up close and intimate too. But yes, they have a circle pit and then they had crowdsurfers in the pool on rafts, so that was pretty cool and all kinds of fun like that. But I have to give Rachel some ship again, okay, because she calls herself a punk rocker. But when but I saw she said something that you know, she was super excited about the devo in her but she doesn't know who the subhumans are. And you can't call yourself a punk rocker and not know who the subhumans are. Mentioned that Nikky Sticky is one of my BFFs. Yeah, he would, yeah, he would be pissed off that you don't know who the subhumans are, like he definitely knows.

16:48 Okay, and since you're a blonde, you should know because they have a song called Peroxide in fact one all right, of course one while you pull up by the subhumans Peroxide and we could give her a little dose of the sub humans. There one the pipe Man's favorite all time ever bands, and they did not disappoint. Okay, so I interviewed Dick, the lead singer. You interviewed Dick. Yeah, Buttholes Rachel that this is an actual in Buttholes is an actual person, Rachel, Come on, your mind is always on that ship. Okay, it did not for why because I've been butthold Bubbles Sney and it increases your libido, right Nicole, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah too much, Bubbles. I love that you've done your research and your homework. She she experiments, she experimented, and you know some people bleached their butthole. Remember rebel when we talked about bleaching buttholes and we found out you did no, no retract that statement. No, sir, I have never done anything like that. That's like they want do Latinos bleach their butthole? Or they do Latinos bleach their butthole? One I have never seen anyone do that, So I don't know. I guess I'm gonna have to start asking around. So just like just like a random walmer,

18:26 Hey, do you you know that's a racist comment if you throw it, do you line up like different races and look at their butthole to see what color it is? Not? Dang, you gotta drop the tea. We got a comment here. I am on break and listening to this co workers mine, her co workers. She is a nurse, so her co they're in the hospital. Are you listening to All they hear is nothing but butt bok say it right, Barbara bah So Rachel has an all new obsession with buttholes now. She she inspects every race and sees what color it is and decides whether they should bleach or they should son that's your new job.

19:25 She's the butthole sonning coach. Anything about it, she just advises you whether you should bleach or you should or you should son And so let me ask you before you before you did Rachel, before you did the experiment on yourself, did you bleach it first? No? But I think I'm gonna bleach it today because you're getting me a little excited about that. Does it? Well? Yeah, well it probably does. But bleach. Maybe your last boyfriend left you because you don't bleach it and it looks like you have poop on your butt all the time. I have a tail that sticks out from mine. That's called that's called poop that you didn't wipe. No, no, no, no, It's like a skin tad and it sticks out.

20:14 Yeah. No, are you saying that your gltoris is on your butt? No, not at all. I'm saying, never mind. Well, it's another show waste for Nicole's time, Doctor Nicole. We gotta finish the punk rock bowling shit. Okay, like you know, it's not shit. It's awesome. No, it was awesome. I did like thirteen interviews there Badass Festival. One of the things I love most about that festival is bands never overlap, so you get to see every band and the stages are fairly close, so it's not like you have to walk ten miles to get to the other stage, and you don't ever miss a band. It's like when one band goes off, they give you enough time to walk over to the other stage, and then the other their band goes on, so you don't have to make choices. And thank god, because there were too many good bands for me to make choices. But let me tell you something, Like I said, so, I interviewed Dick in the morning of their gig. Okay, guys, women talk about men, but women are much worse than men.

21:21 Okay, But anyway, so we had a great talk because I love interviewing punk rockers because they're very intelligent. They're usually college educated, and they have they have important issues to talk about, okay, and not like Buttholes. Okay, they talked about real issues. Okay. But it's a great interview. You gotta have to check it out where Pipeman interviewed the Subhumans. They played at the festival that day. I sprained my finger coming It's so typical of me. I was in the Subhuman's moshpit and it was treacherous and I was fine mad to pit when grabbed my bag and sprained my finger, but you always do we have that on video? Can we see? I wish we had that part of it. I think the finger experimenting with the butthole sing you don't know that's the rock panky and that that that's not the one I use for my buttthole. Okay, I use this is this one, doctor Nicole? Which which finger do you use when you inserted into the buckhole? This one or one? I think whichever one is like comfortable for you? It's like you know which one is comfortable? Which one is comfortable for you? Doctor Nicole? Is it's it's in your book. What is the book? The language, it's in your book. It's her show, Rachel. While we're on that. While we're on that, my socials are

22:51 not piper Man. You're mixing my real life name with you can tell me that tonight, like when you call me pipe man, radio pipe man, and it's adventures of pipe Man, not the Adventures of pipe Man. You keep wanting to do that. And then we talked about her our great guest, being an author with a book and she doesn't even know how to read books, and Nicole, are you gonna are you gonna put up with them. Oh my god, no, tell him, Let's kill him. Yeah yeah, let's get on it. We're gonna let her lay into me in a second. But I do want to finish. But okay, so punk rock bowling. We I also interviewed Devo. Rachel's very chelse that that was way cool. Both the interviews I'm talking about right now Subhumans and and Devo.

23:45 Get this, I didn't do it at the festival. I actually did it at the hotel, like because they and they were both staying the same hotel as me, and so it's like, let's just do it in the hotel and good place, man, Divo. Not only was that an amazing interview, but it was an amazing set. They are still relevant one hundred percent because the whole concept of VIVO is the de evolution of human beings, and they were talking about it in the eighties and it's even worse now in twenty twenty four. So you have to listen to the interview to find out about Gerald's view on de evolution today and how it's needed more than ever.

24:27 Wait a minute, well, I'm glad you asked Rachel so you would listen. When the podcast is up on any of my on any podcast outlet the Adventures of pipe Man or Pipeman the Pit podcast. The interviews will be on there. It will also be live on the radio station. But your easiest way is just to go. The easiest way would be to go to the Adventures ofpipemin dot com. It will show up there automatically, as well as all my other interviews including the show will end up there. Where's my a cough button? One? Okay, so one? Did you find the testicles yet? I did? Yeah? I think I was like fourteen years old.

25:08 I know. Sorry what okay? Okay? Good? Uh so? And then Madness they killed it man Madness played. I was so pumped because Madness was supposed to play Punk Rock Bowling when COVID got shut down. I was so bummed. Again didn't get to see them. I also was on the guest list for the Subhuman's Club show because Punk Rock Bowling has all these club shows after the festival, so I haven't slept since like Wednesday, by the way, oh my god, okay, and well it's Vegas, okay, trying the sleep okay, And so I went that was a badass club show last night. I was totally pumped about that. And then and then, okay, I also was invited on the guest list of the Dwarves their show, which was cool because the Dwarves played with the Queers and that was a killer. I know you like the Queers show right up. So now that we've covered most of punk rock Bowling, you're gonna have to check out the thirteen interviews. You're gonna have to check out the live club show with the Queers. And now let's go to Butt Sonning. All right, So I have the video. I do have the video. I also have the subhumans paroxide video ready if you want to, let's do the suber humans peroxide real quick. Okay, this is decade the Rachel and her hair. Do you want to start her from the beginning? Yeah, you could. Okay,

26:53 Rachel. Now I'm gonna talk to me. You can kill it now one one, you could kill it. I like that, all right, So listen, Paul, I'm gonna text I'm gonna call her, text Dick, and I'm gonna tell him we need to do it. Twenty twenty four verture peroxide or that last line where he says you dyed your hair. It's gonna say you bleached your butthole. I bleached you bleach a butt, Rachel.

27:36 Now, with no further ado, we're gonna get one percent serious and we're gonna bring on the most incredible butt doctor in the world, doctor Nicole Forton. Okay, I wouldn't call myself that though. Okay, this is this is a special request for the weird and wonderful world of pipe man. Okay, so you're privileged here, I think thats okay. We have a few angles here to go down. So first, first, I want to say that punk rock and buttholes, butthole sunning go very well hand in hand.

28:17 It is the evolution of humanity. It was the It is the cure for the de evolution, I believe, because it connects us more with our self, more with our source, and activates our inner pole, which is like a lightning rod of wondering why when I stuck my finger in my butthole that my phone had that little lightning bolt like that. There you go, see like the power is infinite. We don't even know yet. And I would recommend for you being so tired and having you know, all this excitement over the last weekend, that you need some sun on your anus. That will condition I've read that it improves circulation. Yeah, circulation, viagra and just okay, I get well. So here's here's why. Okay, this is a little bit serious. Okay, so we and I'll make it quick.

29:22 But the the idea is that when we're conceived, at the moment of conception, we get our mother and father's essence, right, and then that and then that creates us, and that is our essence. And this special jing or substance is held tightly and securely within our lower abdomen between the kidneys. So when we sun our butthole, we are getting access to this source energy. So it starts in the lower abdomen and then it comes it comes out in through the first points, this man's favorite one, the meeting of the yin, and then it exits into the other point, getting very I know. I'm sorry, it's gonna be I'm gonna lose everybody. Wait.

30:17 I want to pause and speak about again, because Rachel knows a lot about yin because she is a b h A. Do you know what that is? You know what that is, doctor Forton. No certification certified, yea certified, but whole advisor. You're butt whole advisor. I like that. Okay, hold on to young rebels. Young Rebel is young. She uses butthole sunning when she's with the k K K out. Well, you know, it's like a great balancer, right, So it takes like all the ugly bits with the most amazing bits, and this is what improves our circulation.

31:07 It like creates the flow. You get opposite polarities and boom bang, It's like it's like sweep. Does it help your sleep? Yeah, I would say it helps your circadian rhythms, It helps your immune system, it helps It can actually revive someone from drowning as well. It's a very powerful and he starts going down and then I take him out. I pose pants out, well if he asked pants on, and then I put his little bumhole up in the air. So we're not gonna do pump pump pump. We're just gonna yeah, we're gonna stick a hole up in the air and put some sun on it and it'll right stimulates. I know this to be true because when I was trying to drown my ex wife, she stuck her butt up in the air. Why you're not ever getting married she stuck her butt up in the air while I was trying to drowned, and she came back to life, and I was like, this is why I knew there was a good reason. How many channels can we how many channels can we get blocked on? Today? Rachel, aren't you glad you're didn't go elve on TikTok? I know, I know, I know. Okay, before I got banned off, I hit four thousand people watching. Okay, so go on, tell us about young doctor Thornton. Well, I would say

32:39 that one one other mention is this practice is really good for mental health. Okay, and I know that this is and this is may I know. They is like just never ending. It's going long and strong like our butthole sunning practicing. Okay, why why how many minutes do you recommend? Three? Three? Three minutes? You know what I'm going to say, start off nice and slow, like like less than a minute, That's what she said. Yeah, I had a feel for it, even like ten seconds is kind of a long time when you're sitting out there with your I have wait for this, Okay, then you get to be experienced. How long, like the longest do you want to go is you know, I don't know about that. Maybe I was experienced. Oh what is this? No question? Exactly? Do you know what? Do you know what orchid like?

33:38 The Latin derivative of orchid means what it's like something like? Right, Yeah, it's like another word for a testicle. Exactly. I love that. Yeah, I it's I know it's closes. So you said it can help with mental health. So I'm going to make a public yeah announcement everybody listening right after the show, call your therapist and tell you want the therapist. You want your therapist to write you a prescription for butthole sunning. What's the scientific name of it? Though? Seriously, Nicole, what's the what's the scientific name for pio? Okay, okay, so peah, it's the perineum, yeah, Sta, Technically, technically it's not the butthole. It's the space between the genitals and the anis, which is not your butole.

34:35 It's not your butthole. Man likes to just, you know, put a little buttthole action in there anytime you can. But if you stick your finger and you hit that region into a guy, isn't that supposed to be really exciting? Yeah? So so well, it's just the anatomy. It's like straight clients, that's straight back revel. Have you ever experimented with this erogenous zone? Is it true? No? No, and no, no idea. I am not a doctor. That is a no go to zone for me. I mean, I'm not doing you're a guy, You're not a guy. It's it's not you because it's for guys and it's not your butthole.

35:22 It's the space in between, like when the guy is moving. Yeah, when from the front to the back. It's that spot. The roadway, the roadway from Oh is that what you call it the roadway? It's the roadway from the test goal to the butthole. Okay, take that roadway a ka making roadway. No like that? So aka is the taint? Right? And did you know this is a fun fact and an anagram for taint is tant. So you have right now now it's you know, it's a dilemma. Do you like if you can reach it, you should bleach it? You know? Are you in that camp or are you like the taped tanner? I don't know. Can we have both of them? I think it's a little bit. I think you should go one with one or the other. But Rachel, let us know, Nicole, I hope we stay friends. So guys like that kind of stuff, Yeah, fearful their homophobic. The homophobic ones are fearful of what you laugh. No one, you know you got it in there, you've had it in the oh No at the moment. Well he just admitted it right there, not at the

36:55 moment which has been done. No comments. So do you prefer the sun or the bleach one? I have no idea. I haven't tried any of them, so I think I need to try them first and then come back and let you know. Well. I do have advice for our fellow South Floridians here, okay, because okay, so South Florida has a multitude of sex clubs that have a rooftop pool and that's where nobody will make fun of you. But is it open during the day. Yeah, yeah, it's open twenty four hours, so you can butt son twenty four hours and no's gonna judge you. I mean, you may have something pop in once in a while while you're doing it, but you know, yeah, but that that would kind of destroy the purpose of it, right, because if you have something blocking the sun, then you're not really right. Well, then they're getting the butt sonning. Isn't that correct, doctor fort in it?

38:00 If somebody is inserting their their let's say, positive ions into another person's negative ions, then that person then gets the butt sunning instead. Okay, possible, but I think that's another conversation. We're talking about a little bit of a less invasive form of vitamin D here. Okay, what would be less invasive? The sun? What? The Sun's pretty big though, I think that's about invasive as you can get here. Does it? Does it give you a burning sensation like gonorrhea? Yeah, we should talk about exactly just admitted gonorrhea. He's at it you listen, No, not recently, but all gon rhea is is a U t I you king do? Yeah?

39:05 Yeah, yable, I know. So have you ever had U t I? Rebel? I have never? Never? Yes, never come on? Yes, after after ten years and never having sex, and then I was with my cousin. Yeah, I got and did that cousin break up with you because you were butt sonning? Because that was stupid if you because that's like an open door policy. But anyway, let's let's get back to Nicole what were you going to say about butt sonning? And and all the benefits are disadvantages to butt sonning? What are the side effects of butt sonning? Yeah, this is like important subject, you know, because you don't want to be out there just with like all exposed and stuff. You want the exposure, but you want to be safe. Okay. It's a very sensitive spot, so maybe some some if you're I think that you should expose it a little bit and build up your resiliency to the sun light. Otherwise you might need some you know, some bum screen. I guess I was.

40:10 I was when you sayway and I loved bad neighborhood people like you know, like gangs, right, I mean is that unsafe? Because I was? Well, so here's the problem. Can you get arrested for butt sunning at the public places? Because I was thinking the best place to go is a beach? Right, but then again Newty Beach, Like totally people are doing this. You know, how many people do you need for this kind of activity? Spectators or do you need it? Is it like a show that like people you Yeah, you teach people how to do it by doing it?

40:52 Is it a team sport? Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like, well, like, do you tell people you hold this side? You hold this sye spread open? Yeah? Like, so you assume the position and someone spreads it, because that's Liker. That's hard to achieve when you're in the position, Rachel, Rachel like does the best sunny side up already? Have seen it, seen this action already because you put I showed her the video. Let's go to the video. No, I'm gonna sursume everyone here and I, like you, I have not seen the video. I don't think I do have the video of being if you want to play it.

41:37 No, no, we don't see that. I don't want to a small small clip to just show her that we do have the evidence and we will use it forever as blackmail, ever the beginning of every show. That's going to be the opening. We will even the introduction is going to be bad. And yeah, forget sex cells. It's like buttholes cell. Yeah, and it is serious though, like butt whole sunning is a serious subject. So yeah, so okay, I know, okay, you want to hear some fun some other fun things, yes, before we get too distracted.

42:22 So in so I'm a doctor of acupuncture. It means I can diagnose and treat based on the principles and theories of acupuncture and traditional Chinese medicine. Every point has a special name and the points that are down there. Okay, first one we called we already said the long, strong, long, and strong. Hey, so these are like the effects when you're sunning your butthole exactly. Take notes. This is important stuff. Good job. How about the dragon tiger point, So this is like ultimate stray. Hey, is that where you scratch the Is that like dragon? Yes, like fire breathing dragon and the fierceness of a tiger, like teeth and everything. Okay, we're talking about acupuncture like needles, right, Yeah. She loves to pay people. That's why Facebook got rigged a poking feature because they have Nicole.

43:25 I love it. You can stimulate with any okay. And then the next point heaven word, heaven ward looking summit. So it's like even though it's on your aus, it's like still talking about reaching the heavens your butt to God. I mean it's like Jesus, you don't know anything. Jesus is not God. Okay. Some dude that was a rabbi that was a really great prophet, God, God, God would not be able to be crucified. Well, I don't know. I mean they we we can, we can try to achieve ascension, ascension and then okay the last name, the last name, wait a second, okay, last name is also known as the stairway to heaven. Okay, so how can you not sign your but if you want to get to heaven? It's me about that. Okay, So what is it sex song? You follow the piper, so follow heaven by butt sonning? Okay, I think it's I think it's faster and then and then you can bring what and it's like, you know, just a little pin prick and there'll be no more. I don't know if anybody wants to say little prick when you're dealing with those, well, then you

44:57 don't have to pull it aside. Wow, we have gone so far with this that to another level. Like doctor Cole, I think she should be on every show. Yeah, we're show. Yeah we're going to replace you with her. Yeah, let's bring up how about the pipelines become the language of healing? You know? So if the pipe butt sunning, does that mean the pipe nuts have to hold his butt and his nuts while he's doing it vs on the camera, on the camera, dives on the camera.

45:42 I'll record it. You guys hold it, want to record it? Rebel and Rachel, you hold a test? There, you go, one test, just like side and I'll document it for research purpose. Which brings me to our contest for today. Oh okay, I forgot one thing, sorry, and we'll go. We're going back to you, so don't worry. We got more about you. But here's what we're going to do. If you want to win tickets to one of the other Danny Wimmer festivals, we got Lary in Life, coming Up, Born and Raised, Rockklahoma, Incarceration, Aftershock, you know, Bourbon Beyond. So if you want tickets to any of those, all you have to do is d m me on my Socials Pipe Band Radio. Okay, and you have to answer this question properly to be entered to win. Does the pipe what is the color of pipe man's butthole? If you give me the proper If you could give me the proper color, you will be entered to win tickets. Okay, back to musical. Are you a bleacher or a hent No, hints my head, I didn't hear that first. No, hints. What Okay, well, sorry, just gonna guess okay, okay, Oh, I'm going to guess that it's red sunburnt o. I'm gonna guess he died a blue there because

47:22 you know, the carpet has to match with drapes, right, that's right. I will say the last night, I will say that it makes but it did scare me the first time. Wait, it scared me the first time that I did do like wipe my butt after using the blue because then that blue butt hair, blue butt hair wiped off on the on the on the toilet paper. I'm like, oh ship, why is my butt blue? Literally turning into a smirk. No, I didn't that decided. That's a bad side effect of butthole sunning. You don't want that. You should not do that when it's high solar flares. What what should we do?

48:10 There's other things. Here's a good question, what time of the day sun proper sun care? Okay? Or if you burn it, you know, what do you do? Is it? Like you know? Okay? Can you get cancer on your but hoole? Okay, well anything is possible for sure is bad. If you get hurt on your butthole, do you get some made to pee on it. No, okay, what what time of the day is the best for sun timeing your butthole? Because you know, like midday is like it's too harsh, really trying to kill us. I would say the first first hours of the last hours of the sun. So are you trying to tell me? Back in the wild West, when they were saying high noon, those dudes were really like what they were really saying is we're going to show our butts to each other at high noon. It's like was as you get high at noon and that's at four? Yeah?

49:17 Yeah, or four if you're in France. Why is it four fifteen in France? I don't know. You have to ask that because they couldn't wait five minutes. Yeah, they want to want to be first. Tell us everything else you want us to know before we have to kick me off. Yeah, I already, no interruptions, no eruptions, I got to hurt. Tell us everything else. Just just be careful with the butthole setting, be cautious, and you know, use your your jiggins or your baby powder and thoughts and prayers to you all. What if I want to use rubbing alcohol, will that work? That'll stay. But you can do that after you bleach and let me know how that goes. No pain, no gain, no pain, no gain. There you go. Okay, look at you, look out party Cotton exactly. So tell everybody how they can reach out to you for more serious answers, because we just totally made a debauchery of this great service that you can provide for people and tell them about your show and and and and all that stuff. Hey, real quick, you can find me at the Language of Healing on W four w N dot com on Tuesdays at two pm Eastern. I'm also on the socials, Facebook and Instagram at the Language of Healing. Yeah, tune in with us. And

50:47 the pipe Man Dean's also there invading the space, just spreading like an insatiable virus. And I think one episode we should talk about this and people should see the difference of me talking about on your show and talking about I think that, and we should have like, there's a good contest for winning tickets. Which did you like better? Will take like a survey, Yeah, when did you like better? And see which one wins and that that that will determine who I kick off the show. Why see why do you have to kick anybody off the show? See what we're gonna get them later?

51:38 Is there any final words, Nicole that you want to share with our listeners? Just happy, happy, tainting, take no thing happy. But we have just converted mental Awareness Month to buttthhole Awareness Month, and questions, reach out, reach out, and Nicole can definitely help you with your butthole. And and Rachel will advise you on your butthole because she is the butthole advisor extraordinariyor and rebel, well, she's just going to put a white cap on your butthole. One. We don't want to tell what one's going to do because that that can't even be on this show. That's how bad it is.

52:30 So was there anything else one that we need? While you roll through those pictures again so people get a real visual of we didn't go over the position very well either, but that's okay. You can imagine. Do a quick one, do a quick one, well I think Rachel does, yeah, the sunny side up. Okay, Rachel does this one with the leg exactly, you know, I see you, I see you with your heels like that's also good leverage. Okay, And then don't scramble. You know, you want to be sunnyside, not scrambled. So just like I love when they hold their heels like that, go ahead, there you go. So that's that's a good position. That's probably my favorite. Or yeah, shows where my mind was going though, because I wasn't thinking actual heels.

53:16 I was thinking like high heels, like because you know when when women are putting their butt up in the air and all they have high heels, that's what helps with your libido. Like see, that's what people may not know. If you're a guy and your woman does the butthole sunning, you also get the benefits of it with more libido and you know, no need for viagra and you know all that stuff. And if you want more butthole information, Rachel will be posting the video and the pipe Man only fans Wan can you flash them the pipe Man only fans you are code And for the Pipe Main Group on, we're adding the bonus for Memorial Day. So if you're a female that also happens to be a veteran, then you will get a special butthole sunning bonus with the pipe Man on the Pipe Main Group on.

54:19 But you can check out the video of Rachel on the Only Fans. I just put it up during the show. Ye, no idea to get it down. And meanwhile, I don't know how we're going to top this show, but somehow we will next week. So tune in next week to The Adventures and pipe Man every week Tuesdays at two pm Eastern Time. And remember, yeah they good good pay attention. None of my co hosts picked up on that moment I did. I just said, oh, okay, good, yeah, So it's one pm. Seriously, I think I've been hanging out with Rachel too much because I'm saying the wrong names and the wrong times.

55:05 Okay, So anyway, can I hanging out with me tonight? I'm coming for you. Come come on down one pm Eastern Time. And there was something else I was going to say about Buttholes, but now I lost it because I got interrupted. But there's something about I don't know something about Buttholes that just that just does it for this show. So that's it. Roll it one hold it. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of patemn im W for CUI Radio.