What Do Chinese Medicine and Butthole Sunning Have in Common?

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see for you young Look, whake
up, America. It's time for the

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adventures. So fight Man, I'll
tell you four See why I'm com list

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pomp Beach's number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the Fight Man.

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Yo. Here, I am back
from Vegas in South Florida, where

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it's a lot cooler. Okay,
because and that's weird to say, but

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man, was it frickin' hot in
Vegas? And uh so basically, uh

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we're gonna talk a little bit about
Vegas and punk rock bowling, and then

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we're gonna go into another topic that
is totally related to Vegas, and that

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is but sonning. Okay, So
why you're like, why is that related

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to Vegas? Well, in Vegas
there's son and lots of bots, and

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what happens ina in Vegas stays in
Vegas. So if you're like a sham

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to do butt sonning, start in
Vegas where nobody cares, especially at punk

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rock bowling where nobody cares. Okay, I'm sure there was. Well there

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might not have been butt sonning at
punk rock bowling because punkers are usually pretty

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pasty, so that could be kind
of painful. And uh, but I

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gotta tell you, the pipe nuts
probably have some stuff that have been going

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on too here and I and so
let's bring the pipe nuts on and so

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they can tell their stories first of
the debauchery of the past week. Hello

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pipe nuts, Hello, Hello rebel, rebel. Can you even see out

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of those glasses? How you say? Tell us how you see out of

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those glasses? Like it's the part
that moves around where you can see.

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So it's like you kind of feel
like you're like on LSD or something when

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you're looking at those glasses. No, no, no, no, no,

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no, that's exactly the opposite.
There's children watching smoking. It's not

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a good influence kids, cigarette.
This is not a cigarette. It's a

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figure. It's it called it's called
a candy cigarette, therefore it is a

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cigarette. Okay, Okay, it's
not real. It's not your teaching kids

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that cigarettes are candy. Okay,
that's the problem. That's why they discontinued

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a lot of those. Would you
get a cracker barrel? That's the only

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place you can get can crack a
barrel. They probably have some there,

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but I got them from Candyland Cottage
in Yeah. Their model, their model

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is smoking is cool, stay in
school. No, no, no,

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no no. They have all kinds
of cool candies on candy Land Cottage.

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Ever, they all kinds of cool
candies and you can see they have do

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they have the Marathon bar because like
anywhere that has old school retro candy,

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does not have that one that used
to be my favorite one as a kid.

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It was like it was the size
of a you know, a rule,

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were a foot long, and it
was looked like a rope. It

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was chocolate caramel and it was it
was It made sugar daddies look like crap.

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I don't know what. I don't
at all. I will look next

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time I go to Kindy Lank Cottage
or the Candy Vault in Mandville, really

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cool places. I will check for
your marathon bar, Sugar banth yeah,

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because I can't find that anywhere.
And I found a lot of old cool

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stuff, you know, like Rachel. So let's hear what you had to

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do old cool stuff for the past
week. Did I didn't want to tell

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you one thing I did. I
had a little research yesterday on on on

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this show, so I got my
butt hole up there. I think the

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sun never done this before, but
you know, I wanted to try it.

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Because did you send one a video
or picture of you doing so we

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could display it during the show.
You did not, yeah, video or

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it didn't happen, I will so
kill you. I do not want to

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become known as the ball, you
see, because she sent me one and

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she thought she deleted it and that
stuff never works. When you do understand,

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you do not post you and I
want oh my god, yeah,

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yeah, Wan's got it. He's
preparing the video. He's preparing the video

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as we speak. Are not allowed
to post? Give me the private chat

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as soon as you have that video
ready. It's loading now. So what

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I will whipping sue you? Listen, I would say you already. I

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do not want to become known as
aole girl. That's what happened. My

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name there will be my my but
hoole. It's better than the cussing girl.

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Oh girl. Okay, and here's
the thing, Rachel, Okay,

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you already probably put it well,
mate, Rebel, I was gonna say,

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she probably pipe man only fans,
the only fans weeks in weeks really

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wow. Okay, look we have
a com from the crowd. It's where

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did you get that? On my? Where did I get these? I

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ordered them on Amazon? Rachel,
you had your turn. Stop interrupting,

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Rebel. Don't interrupt Rebel, she's
talking. Go ahead, I certainly got

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him from Amazon. Okay, that's
enough out of you. Okay, So

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I couldn't even help laughter that God, you're so I gotta tell you,

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though, I really, you know, I really didn't think I would enjoy

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the butt sonning because you know,
that stuff hasn't seen anything, so like,

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nothing worse than getting sunburn, Okay, it would be getting sunburn on

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your testicles. I wonder if there's
an ancient medicine where you sun your testicles

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and then you are more you are
more viril and you don't need viagra.

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If you your bun bottom burned testicles, what are you going to do?

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Put a screen over it so you're
not No at the picture. You have

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a picture. We have a picture. What you do is you just hold

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your testicles up. Okay, you
know, so you just pull them up

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out of the way. I saw
it in the picture. Okay, Hey,

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do you have that picture? I
am working on it as we speak.

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Okay, So do you have the
video yet? The first video?

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Yes? It was. Okay,
let's use the first video. This is

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the video that was used for promo
from the unsent video Rachel or come and

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get you. No, Rachel is
going to be butt sunning in a few

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second. There's no way you have
that. Okay, roll it one.

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This is the Pipe Man and I'm
back from Punk Rock Bowling in Las Vegas,

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and boy do we have some adventures
from that festival to talk about on

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the show today. And I'm back
here and I went two of my grandkids

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because they need to help me to
make this promo video because I can't do

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it on my own, right kids. Yeah, okay, So tell everybody

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that they need to listen to the
Adventures of Pipe Man at one pm Eastern

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Time today on W four CY Radio, W four cy dot com. Harry

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Harry dug down and go search that
up and watch it. Watch all right,

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and guess what. You know what
else we're gonna talk about on the

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show today, kids, But sonny, you know what fut sonny is.

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It's where you gets suntan on your
butt, on your butt, and it

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has health benefits. And we have
a special guest and her name is doctor

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Nicole Forton and she hosts the show
The Language of Healing and Your Zaby he

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co hosts that show, and so
we're gonna have some fun. We think,

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do you want to talk about getting
a suntan on your butt? Okay,

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yeah, okay, I have a
question. What's your You'll have to

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listen and find out, or watch
the show and find out. One pm

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today W four c Y Radio,
W four c Y dot com. He

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talks the Grande Rubble And that was
total improv We didn't prep that. We

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just said in the balcony, I'm
like, okay, don't say anything until

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I respond to you and ask you
straight out. And man, friend Zelle,

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he he was down with it,
like what a great question. At

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the end that wasn't even prompted that
question at the end. He just did

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that all on his own new co
host. Well, he has been a

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co host on my show before.
Actually he's also he's also been a co

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host for an interview too. He's
an act that you know where you get

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the from Brandy Well, yeah,
of course, and he gets it from

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butt sonning to like, there's so
many benefits to butt sonning, like longevity,

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right, libido, Yeah, you
need that. Just look at Rachel.

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She's been doing butt sonning for a
long time. That's why she picked

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out you know, you know,
is this the butt stting position or would

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you yeah like that? Yeah?
Hey, three minutes, Wan, why

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don't you put up the picture of
me? I will suit me? Why

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whyatt? People don't want to interrupting
all the time? Shut okay, wand

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pull up the picture of me holding
my testicles? Well, butt, so

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do you want because I see two
pictures? Do you want the left one

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or the right one one? Me
holding my testicles? That's not it?

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That's my Is this what it?
No? I saw? Maybe it's in

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a video that one of them has
has me holding my testicles. I have

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two videos, butthole sunning video one, butthole video, butthole sunning video two

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in parenthesis Rachel, Okay, perfect, that might be the one that might

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be the one. No, don't
put that one. Wait, don't put

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that one. That is her.
Okay, just hold that aside. I'm

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glad we muted Rachel. She can't
interrupt. H okay, bring Rachel back.

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She can talk now she's out of
jail. No, she muted herself.

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I can't her. Oh good,
I like her much better that way.

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You know she's getting her attorney on
the line. So, speaking of

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videos, pipe Man, you mentioned
something on another show about a whirlpool mash

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pit, and then you proceeded to
show the video. I love it.

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Yeah, okay, so I was. I was in the swim mosh pit

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circle pit. And okay, let's
talk about punk rock bowling. But first,

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let's listen to my grandkids and bring
on our guests, and she can

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participate in the punk rock bowling discussion
too, and then we'll get straight to

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her. She's waiting back in the
green room and she has no idea what

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she just walked into. I helped
co host her show, but she only

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knows Dean on that show. Pipe
doesn't come to that show because it's on

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the Women's Network. Okay, so
pipe Man's not allowed on the Women's network.

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So you want to tune in every
Tuesday at two pm Eastern Time to

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the Language of Healing on w for
w N Radio, W four w N

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dot com, where I am.
I am subdued. They put like a

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mask on me, so I can't
say certain things or just saying okay.

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But you definitely want to check out
the show because she is bad ass and

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now she's going to be on this
show and she has no clue what she's

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in for because she's gonna get full
on pipe Man in this show. Now

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she'll get a little bit dean but
Pipeman. So welcome to the show,

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Doctor Nicole Ford in the the specialist
in butt Sonning. How are you okay?

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Hi, I'm I'm well nice to
the pleasure is online? Is that

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butt Sonning behind you? Yes?
I have a little You know what's funny

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is that it can you me to
her the one behind you? No,

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No, she's taken. She's online. But it's like I mean that it's

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all kind of blurry, you know, it like blurred the tint. It's

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better that way and it's much better
blurry, okay, just saying okay,

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all right, so before we get
more into you, no pun intended.

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I know this this might be a
very ridiculous, awkward and intimate conversation.

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For sure. It's definitely gonna be
up your butt, that's for sure.

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Here's let's talk a little bit about
punk rock bowling. Rebel was talk about.

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There were three days of the Punk
Rock Swim, which is at this

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rooftop pool deck where they have swimming, alcohol and punk rock live. Punk

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rock. What a combination. It's
a very interesting combination. And the thing

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is it's cool because some of the
bands you get to see at the festival,

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but then you get to see at
the swim and it's a totally different

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set. So that's kind of cool. But it's up close and intimate too.

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But yes, they have a circle
pit and then they had crowdsurfers in

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the pool on rafts, so that
was pretty cool and all kinds of fun

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like that. But I have to
give Rachel some ship again, okay,

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because she calls herself a punk rocker. But when but I saw she said

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something that you know, she was
super excited about the devo in her but

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she doesn't know who the subhumans are. And you can't call yourself a punk

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rocker and not know who the subhumans
are. Mentioned that Nikky Sticky is one

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of my BFFs. Yeah, he
would, yeah, he would be pissed

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off that you don't know who the
subhumans are, like he definitely knows.

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Okay, and since you're a blonde, you should know because they have a

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song called Peroxide in fact one all
right, of course one while you pull

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up by the subhumans Peroxide and we
could give her a little dose of the

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sub humans. There one the pipe
Man's favorite all time ever bands, and

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they did not disappoint. Okay,
so I interviewed Dick, the lead singer.

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You interviewed Dick. Yeah, Buttholes
Rachel that this is an actual in

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Buttholes is an actual person, Rachel, Come on, your mind is always

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on that ship. Okay, it
did not for why because I've been butthold

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Bubbles Sney and it increases your libido, right Nicole, Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, yeah, yeah too much, Bubbles. I love that you've done

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your research and your homework. She
she experiments, she experimented, and you

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know some people bleached their butthole.
Remember rebel when we talked about bleaching buttholes

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and we found out you did no, no retract that statement. No,

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sir, I have never done anything
like that. That's like they want do

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Latinos bleach their butthole? Or they
do Latinos bleach their butthole? One I

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have never seen anyone do that,
So I don't know. I guess I'm

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gonna have to start asking around.
So just like just like a random walmer,

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Hey, do you you know that's
a racist comment if you throw it,

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do you line up like different races
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what color it is? Not?
Dang, you gotta drop the tea.

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We got a comment here. I
am on break and listening to this co

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workers mine, her co workers.
She is a nurse, so her co

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they're in the hospital. Are you
listening to All they hear is nothing but

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butt bok say it right, Barbara
bah So Rachel has an all new obsession

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with buttholes now. She she inspects
every race and sees what color it is

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and decides whether they should bleach or
they should son that's your new job.

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She's the butthole sonning coach. Anything
about it, she just advises you whether

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you should bleach or you should or
you should son And so let me ask

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you before you before you did Rachel, before you did the experiment on yourself,

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did you bleach it first? No? But I think I'm gonna bleach

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it today because you're getting me a
little excited about that. Does it?

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Well? Yeah, well it probably
does. But bleach. Maybe your last

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boyfriend left you because you don't bleach
it and it looks like you have poop

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on your butt all the time.
I have a tail that sticks out from

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mine. That's called that's called poop
that you didn't wipe. No, no,

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no, no, It's like a
skin tad and it sticks out.

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Yeah. No, are you saying
that your gltoris is on your butt?

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No, not at all. I'm
saying, never mind. Well, it's

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another show waste for Nicole's time,
Doctor Nicole. We gotta finish the punk

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rock bowling shit. Okay, like
you know, it's not shit. It's

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awesome. No, it was awesome. I did like thirteen interviews there Badass

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Festival. One of the things I
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overlap, so you get to see
every band and the stages are fairly close,

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so it's not like you have to
walk ten miles to get to the

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other stage, and you don't ever
miss a band. It's like when one

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band goes off, they give you
enough time to walk over to the other

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stage, and then the other their
band goes on, so you don't have

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to make choices. And thank god, because there were too many good bands

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for me to make choices. But
let me tell you something, Like I

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said, so, I interviewed Dick
in the morning of their gig. Okay,

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guys, women talk about men,
but women are much worse than men.

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Okay, But anyway, so we
had a great talk because I love

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interviewing punk rockers because they're very intelligent. They're usually college educated, and they

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have they have important issues to talk
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Okay, they talked about real issues. Okay. But it's a great

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interview. You gotta have to check
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They played at the festival that day. I sprained my finger coming It's so

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typical of me. I was in
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I was fine mad to pit when
grabbed my bag and sprained my finger,

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but you always do we have that
on video? Can we see? I

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wish we had that part of it. I think the finger experimenting with the

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butthole sing you don't know that's the
rock panky and that that that's not the

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one I use for my buttthole.
Okay, I use this is this one,

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doctor Nicole? Which which finger do
you use when you inserted into the

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buckhole? This one or one?
I think whichever one is like comfortable for

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you? It's like you know which
one is comfortable? Which one is comfortable

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for you? Doctor Nicole? Is
it's it's in your book. What is

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the book? The language, it's
in your book. It's her show,

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Rachel. While we're on that.
While we're on that, my socials are

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not piper Man. You're mixing my
real life name with you can tell me

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that tonight, like when you call
me pipe man, radio pipe man,

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and it's adventures of pipe Man,
not the Adventures of pipe Man. You

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keep wanting to do that. And
then we talked about her our great guest,

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being an author with a book and
she doesn't even know how to read

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books, and Nicole, are you
gonna are you gonna put up with them.

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Oh my god, no, tell
him, Let's kill him. Yeah

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yeah, let's get on it.
We're gonna let her lay into me in

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a second. But I do want
to finish. But okay, so punk

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rock bowling. We I also interviewed
Devo. Rachel's very chelse that that was

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way cool. Both the interviews I'm
talking about right now Subhumans and and Devo.

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Get this, I didn't do it
at the festival. I actually did

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it at the hotel, like because
they and they were both staying the same

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hotel as me, and so it's
like, let's just do it in the

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hotel and good place, man,
Divo. Not only was that an amazing

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interview, but it was an amazing
set. They are still relevant one hundred

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percent because the whole concept of VIVO
is the de evolution of human beings,

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and they were talking about it in
the eighties and it's even worse now in

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twenty twenty four. So you have
to listen to the interview to find out

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about Gerald's view on de evolution today
and how it's needed more than ever.

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Wait a minute, well, I'm
glad you asked Rachel so you would listen.

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When the podcast is up on any
of my on any podcast outlet the

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Adventures of pipe Man or Pipeman the
Pit podcast. The interviews will be on

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there. It will also be live
on the radio station. But your easiest

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way is just to go. The
easiest way would be to go to the

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Adventures ofpipemin dot com. It will
show up there automatically, as well as

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all my other interviews including the show
will end up there. Where's my a

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cough button? One? Okay,
so one? Did you find the testicles

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yet? I did? Yeah?
I think I was like fourteen years old.

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I know. Sorry what okay?
Okay? Good? Uh so?

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And then Madness they killed it man
Madness played. I was so pumped because

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Madness was supposed to play Punk Rock
Bowling when COVID got shut down. I

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was so bummed. Again didn't get
to see them. I also was on

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the guest list for the Subhuman's Club
show because Punk Rock Bowling has all these

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club shows after the festival, so
I haven't slept since like Wednesday, by

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the way, oh my god,
okay, and well it's Vegas, okay,

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trying the sleep okay, And so
I went that was a badass club

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show last night. I was totally
pumped about that. And then and then,

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okay, I also was invited on
the guest list of the Dwarves their

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show, which was cool because the
Dwarves played with the Queers and that was

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a killer. I know you like
the Queers show right up. So now

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that we've covered most of punk rock
Bowling, you're gonna have to check out

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the thirteen interviews. You're gonna have
to check out the live club show with

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the Queers. And now let's go
to Butt Sonning. All right, So

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I have the video. I do
have the video. I also have the

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subhumans paroxide video ready if you want
to, let's do the suber humans peroxide

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real quick. Okay, this is
decade the Rachel and her hair. Do

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you want to start her from the
beginning? Yeah, you could. Okay,

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Rachel. Now I'm gonna talk to
me. You can kill it now

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one one, you could kill it. I like that, all right,

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So listen, Paul, I'm gonna
text I'm gonna call her, text Dick,

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and I'm gonna tell him we need
to do it. Twenty twenty four

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verture peroxide or that last line where
he says you dyed your hair. It's

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gonna say you bleached your butthole.
I bleached you bleach a butt, Rachel.

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Now, with no further ado,
we're gonna get one percent serious and

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we're gonna bring on the most incredible
butt doctor in the world, doctor Nicole

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Forton. Okay, I wouldn't call
myself that though. Okay, this is

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this is a special request for the
weird and wonderful world of pipe man.

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Okay, so you're privileged here,
I think thats okay. We have a

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few angles here to go down.
So first, first, I want to

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say that punk rock and buttholes,
butthole sunning go very well hand in hand.

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It is the evolution of humanity.
It was the It is the cure

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for the de evolution, I believe, because it connects us more with our

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self, more with our source,
and activates our inner pole, which is

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like a lightning rod of wondering why
when I stuck my finger in my butthole

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that my phone had that little lightning
bolt like that. There you go,

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see like the power is infinite.
We don't even know yet. And I

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would recommend for you being so tired
and having you know, all this excitement

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over the last weekend, that you
need some sun on your anus. That

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will condition I've read that it improves
circulation. Yeah, circulation, viagra and

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just okay, I get well.
So here's here's why. Okay, this

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is a little bit serious. Okay, so we and I'll make it quick.

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But the the idea is that when
we're conceived, at the moment of

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conception, we get our mother and
father's essence, right, and then that

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and then that creates us, and
that is our essence. And this special

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jing or substance is held tightly and
securely within our lower abdomen between the kidneys.

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So when we sun our butthole,
we are getting access to this source

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energy. So it starts in the
lower abdomen and then it comes it comes

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out in through the first points,
this man's favorite one, the meeting of

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the yin, and then it exits
into the other point, getting very I

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know. I'm sorry, it's gonna
be I'm gonna lose everybody. Wait.

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I want to pause and speak about
again, because Rachel knows a lot about

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yin because she is a b h
A. Do you know what that is?

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You know what that is, doctor
Forton. No certification certified, yea

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certified, but whole advisor. You're
butt whole advisor. I like that.

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Okay, hold on to young rebels. Young Rebel is young. She uses

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butthole sunning when she's with the k
K K out. Well, you know,

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it's like a great balancer, right, So it takes like all the

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ugly bits with the most amazing bits, and this is what improves our circulation.

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It like creates the flow. You
get opposite polarities and boom bang,

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It's like it's like sweep. Does
it help your sleep? Yeah, I

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would say it helps your circadian rhythms, It helps your immune system, it

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helps It can actually revive someone from
drowning as well. It's a very powerful

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and he starts going down and then
I take him out. I pose pants

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out, well if he asked pants
on, and then I put his little

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bumhole up in the air. So
we're not gonna do pump pump pump.

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We're just gonna yeah, we're gonna
stick a hole up in the air and

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put some sun on it and it'll
right stimulates. I know this to be

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true because when I was trying to
drown my ex wife, she stuck her

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butt up in the air. Why
you're not ever getting married she stuck her

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butt up in the air while I
was trying to drowned, and she came

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back to life, and I was
like, this is why I knew there

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was a good reason. How many
channels can we how many channels can we

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get blocked on? Today? Rachel, aren't you glad you're didn't go elve

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on TikTok? I know, I
know, I know. Okay, before

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I got banned off, I hit
four thousand people watching. Okay, so

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go on, tell us about young
doctor Thornton. Well, I would say

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that one one other mention is this
practice is really good for mental health.

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Okay, and I know that this
is and this is may I know.

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They is like just never ending.
It's going long and strong like our butthole

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sunning practicing. Okay, why why
how many minutes do you recommend? Three?

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Three? Three minutes? You know
what I'm going to say, start

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off nice and slow, like like
less than a minute, That's what she

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said. Yeah, I had a
feel for it, even like ten seconds

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is kind of a long time when
you're sitting out there with your I have

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wait for this, Okay, then
you get to be experienced. How long,

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like the longest do you want to
go is you know, I don't

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know about that. Maybe I was
experienced. Oh what is this? No

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question? Exactly? Do you know
what? Do you know what orchid like?

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The Latin derivative of orchid means what
it's like something like? Right,

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Yeah, it's like another word for
a testicle. Exactly. I love that.

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Yeah, I it's I know it's
closes. So you said it can

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help with mental health. So I'm
going to make a public yeah announcement everybody

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listening right after the show, call
your therapist and tell you want the therapist.

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You want your therapist to write you
a prescription for butthole sunning. What's

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the scientific name of it? Though? Seriously, Nicole, what's the what's

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the scientific name for pio? Okay, okay, so peah, it's the

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perineum, yeah, Sta, Technically, technically it's not the butthole. It's

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the space between the genitals and the
anis, which is not your butole.

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It's not your butthole. Man likes
to just, you know, put a

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little buttthole action in there anytime you
can. But if you stick your finger

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and you hit that region into a
guy, isn't that supposed to be really

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exciting? Yeah? So so well, it's just the anatomy. It's like

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straight clients, that's straight back revel. Have you ever experimented with this erogenous

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zone? Is it true? No? No, and no, no idea.

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I am not a doctor. That
is a no go to zone for

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me. I mean, I'm not
doing you're a guy, You're not a

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guy. It's it's not you because
it's for guys and it's not your butthole.

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It's the space in between, like
when the guy is moving. Yeah,

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when from the front to the back. It's that spot. The roadway,

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the roadway from Oh is that what
you call it the roadway? It's

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the roadway from the test goal to
the butthole. Okay, take that roadway

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a ka making roadway. No like
that? So aka is the taint?

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Right? And did you know this
is a fun fact and an anagram for

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taint is tant. So you have
right now now it's you know, it's

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a dilemma. Do you like if
you can reach it, you should bleach

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it? You know? Are you
in that camp or are you like the

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taped tanner? I don't know.
Can we have both of them? I

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think it's a little bit. I
think you should go one with one or

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the other. But Rachel, let
us know, Nicole, I hope we

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stay friends. So guys like that
kind of stuff, Yeah, fearful their

404
00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:45.400
homophobic. The homophobic ones are fearful
of what you laugh. No one,

405
00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:49.760
you know you got it in there, you've had it in the oh No

406
00:36:49.880 --> 00:36:55.239
at the moment. Well he just
admitted it right there, not at the

407
00:36:55.280 --> 00:37:05.239
moment which has been done. No
comments. So do you prefer the sun

408
00:37:05.559 --> 00:37:09.920
or the bleach one? I have
no idea. I haven't tried any of

409
00:37:09.960 --> 00:37:13.599
them, so I think I need
to try them first and then come back

410
00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:16.840
and let you know. Well.
I do have advice for our fellow South

411
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:23.159
Floridians here, okay, because okay, so South Florida has a multitude of

412
00:37:23.360 --> 00:37:30.559
sex clubs that have a rooftop pool
and that's where nobody will make fun of

413
00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:34.639
you. But is it open during
the day. Yeah, yeah, it's

414
00:37:34.679 --> 00:37:37.840
open twenty four hours, so you
can butt son twenty four hours and no's

415
00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:42.440
gonna judge you. I mean,
you may have something pop in once in

416
00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:47.079
a while while you're doing it,
but you know, yeah, but that

417
00:37:47.079 --> 00:37:52.159
that would kind of destroy the purpose
of it, right, because if you

418
00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:55.400
have something blocking the sun, then
you're not really right. Well, then

419
00:37:55.519 --> 00:37:59.599
they're getting the butt sonning. Isn't
that correct, doctor fort in it?

420
00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:07.480
If somebody is inserting their their let's
say, positive ions into another person's negative

421
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:16.599
ions, then that person then gets
the butt sunning instead. Okay, possible,

422
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:22.119
but I think that's another conversation.
We're talking about a little bit of

423
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:27.000
a less invasive form of vitamin D
here. Okay, what would be less

424
00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:32.599
invasive? The sun? What?
The Sun's pretty big though, I think

425
00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:40.800
that's about invasive as you can get
here. Does it? Does it give

426
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:51.719
you a burning sensation like gonorrhea?
Yeah, we should talk about exactly just

427
00:38:51.800 --> 00:39:00.440
admitted gonorrhea. He's at it you
listen, No, not recently, but

428
00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:05.599
all gon rhea is is a U
t I you king do? Yeah?

429
00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:09.719
Yeah, yable, I know.
So have you ever had U t I?

430
00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:14.800
Rebel? I have never? Never? Yes, never come on?

431
00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:17.920
Yes, after after ten years and
never having sex, and then I was

432
00:39:17.960 --> 00:39:23.320
with my cousin. Yeah, I
got and did that cousin break up with

433
00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:30.639
you because you were butt sonning?
Because that was stupid if you because that's

434
00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:34.639
like an open door policy. But
anyway, let's let's get back to Nicole

435
00:39:34.760 --> 00:39:38.639
what were you going to say about
butt sonning? And and all the benefits

436
00:39:38.960 --> 00:39:44.719
are disadvantages to butt sonning? What
are the side effects of butt sonning?

437
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:47.159
Yeah, this is like important subject, you know, because you don't want

438
00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:51.960
to be out there just with like
all exposed and stuff. You want the

439
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:54.199
exposure, but you want to be
safe. Okay. It's a very sensitive

440
00:39:54.239 --> 00:40:01.199
spot, so maybe some some if
you're I think that you should expose it

441
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:07.719
a little bit and build up your
resiliency to the sun light. Otherwise you

442
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:10.320
might need some you know, some
bum screen. I guess I was.

443
00:40:10.679 --> 00:40:17.719
I was when you sayway and I
loved bad neighborhood people like you know,

444
00:40:17.800 --> 00:40:22.239
like gangs, right, I mean
is that unsafe? Because I was?

445
00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:29.639
Well, so here's the problem.
Can you get arrested for butt sunning at

446
00:40:29.719 --> 00:40:34.199
the public places? Because I was
thinking the best place to go is a

447
00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:37.320
beach? Right, but then again
Newty Beach, Like totally people are doing

448
00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:40.880
this. You know, how many
people do you need for this kind of

449
00:40:40.920 --> 00:40:47.119
activity? Spectators or do you need
it? Is it like a show that

450
00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:52.239
like people you Yeah, you teach
people how to do it by doing it?

451
00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:54.039
Is it a team sport? Yeah, that's what I'm saying, like,

452
00:40:54.079 --> 00:40:57.519
well, like, do you tell
people you hold this side? You

453
00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:00.719
hold this sye spread open? Yeah? Like, so you assume the position

454
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:06.360
and someone spreads it, because that's
Liker. That's hard to achieve when you're

455
00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:13.199
in the position, Rachel, Rachel
like does the best sunny side up already?

456
00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:21.559
Have seen it, seen this action
already because you put I showed her

457
00:41:21.599 --> 00:41:25.840
the video. Let's go to the
video. No, I'm gonna sursume everyone

458
00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:31.840
here and I, like you,
I have not seen the video. I

459
00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:37.599
don't think I do have the video
of being if you want to play it.

460
00:41:37.239 --> 00:41:43.920
No, no, we don't see
that. I don't want to a

461
00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:49.039
small small clip to just show her
that we do have the evidence and we

462
00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:57.760
will use it forever as blackmail,
ever the beginning of every show. That's

463
00:41:57.800 --> 00:42:05.440
going to be the opening. We
will even the introduction is going to be

464
00:42:06.159 --> 00:42:10.000
bad. And yeah, forget sex
cells. It's like buttholes cell. Yeah,

465
00:42:10.039 --> 00:42:15.239
and it is serious though, like
butt whole sunning is a serious subject.

466
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:19.000
So yeah, so okay, I
know, okay, you want to

467
00:42:19.000 --> 00:42:22.360
hear some fun some other fun things, yes, before we get too distracted.

468
00:42:22.840 --> 00:42:28.119
So in so I'm a doctor of
acupuncture. It means I can diagnose

469
00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:32.840
and treat based on the principles and
theories of acupuncture and traditional Chinese medicine.

470
00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:38.599
Every point has a special name and
the points that are down there. Okay,

471
00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:43.519
first one we called we already said
the long, strong, long,

472
00:42:43.559 --> 00:42:46.840
and strong. Hey, so these
are like the effects when you're sunning your

473
00:42:46.840 --> 00:42:52.800
butthole exactly. Take notes. This
is important stuff. Good job. How

474
00:42:52.840 --> 00:42:58.280
about the dragon tiger point, So
this is like ultimate stray. Hey,

475
00:42:58.440 --> 00:43:06.519
is that where you scratch the Is
that like dragon? Yes, like fire

476
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:14.000
breathing dragon and the fierceness of a
tiger, like teeth and everything. Okay,

477
00:43:14.280 --> 00:43:17.400
we're talking about acupuncture like needles,
right, Yeah. She loves to

478
00:43:17.440 --> 00:43:22.079
pay people. That's why Facebook got
rigged a poking feature because they have Nicole.

479
00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:30.119
I love it. You can stimulate
with any okay. And then the

480
00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:36.960
next point heaven word, heaven ward
looking summit. So it's like even though

481
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:42.840
it's on your aus, it's like
still talking about reaching the heavens your butt

482
00:43:42.920 --> 00:43:47.840
to God. I mean it's like
Jesus, you don't know anything. Jesus

483
00:43:47.920 --> 00:43:52.679
is not God. Okay. Some
dude that was a rabbi that was a

484
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:58.400
really great prophet, God, God, God would not be able to be

485
00:43:58.599 --> 00:44:01.920
crucified. Well, I don't know. I mean they we we can,

486
00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:12.119
we can try to achieve ascension,
ascension and then okay the last name,

487
00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:19.320
the last name, wait a second, okay, last name is also known

488
00:44:19.360 --> 00:44:22.159
as the stairway to heaven. Okay, so how can you not sign your

489
00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:29.159
but if you want to get to
heaven? It's me about that. Okay,

490
00:44:29.239 --> 00:44:34.840
So what is it sex song?
You follow the piper, so follow

491
00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:42.800
heaven by butt sonning? Okay,
I think it's I think it's faster and

492
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:45.960
then and then you can bring what
and it's like, you know, just

493
00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:52.280
a little pin prick and there'll be
no more. I don't know if anybody

494
00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:57.360
wants to say little prick when you're
dealing with those, well, then you

495
00:44:57.400 --> 00:45:04.880
don't have to pull it aside.
Wow, we have gone so far with

496
00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:10.000
this that to another level. Like
doctor Cole, I think she should be

497
00:45:10.039 --> 00:45:19.239
on every show. Yeah, we're
show. Yeah we're going to replace you

498
00:45:19.320 --> 00:45:24.039
with her. Yeah, let's bring
up how about the pipelines become the language

499
00:45:24.039 --> 00:45:30.880
of healing? You know? So
if the pipe butt sunning, does that

500
00:45:30.920 --> 00:45:35.199
mean the pipe nuts have to hold
his butt and his nuts while he's doing

501
00:45:35.239 --> 00:45:40.400
it vs on the camera, on
the camera, dives on the camera.

502
00:45:42.280 --> 00:45:45.519
I'll record it. You guys hold
it, want to record it? Rebel

503
00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:49.639
and Rachel, you hold a test? There, you go, one test,

504
00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:57.800
just like side and I'll document it
for research purpose. Which brings me

505
00:45:57.920 --> 00:46:04.000
to our contest for today. Oh
okay, I forgot one thing, sorry,

506
00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:06.599
and we'll go. We're going back
to you, so don't worry.

507
00:46:06.639 --> 00:46:10.119
We got more about you. But
here's what we're going to do. If

508
00:46:10.119 --> 00:46:14.159
you want to win tickets to one
of the other Danny Wimmer festivals, we

509
00:46:14.239 --> 00:46:17.199
got Lary in Life, coming Up, Born and Raised, Rockklahoma, Incarceration,

510
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:24.280
Aftershock, you know, Bourbon Beyond. So if you want tickets to

511
00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:28.559
any of those, all you have
to do is d m me on my

512
00:46:28.639 --> 00:46:34.599
Socials Pipe Band Radio. Okay,
and you have to answer this question properly

513
00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:39.480
to be entered to win. Does
the pipe what is the color of pipe

514
00:46:39.559 --> 00:46:46.679
man's butthole? If you give me
the proper If you could give me the

515
00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:52.360
proper color, you will be entered
to win tickets. Okay, back to

516
00:46:52.719 --> 00:47:00.400
musical. Are you a bleacher or
a hent No, hints my head,

517
00:47:01.039 --> 00:47:07.199
I didn't hear that first. No, hints. What Okay, well,

518
00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:10.239
sorry, just gonna guess okay,
okay, Oh, I'm going to guess

519
00:47:10.280 --> 00:47:22.440
that it's red sunburnt o. I'm
gonna guess he died a blue there because

520
00:47:22.559 --> 00:47:25.559
you know, the carpet has to
match with drapes, right, that's right.

521
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:35.159
I will say the last night,
I will say that it makes but

522
00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:38.559
it did scare me the first time. Wait, it scared me the first

523
00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:47.000
time that I did do like wipe
my butt after using the blue because then

524
00:47:47.079 --> 00:47:52.000
that blue butt hair, blue butt
hair wiped off on the on the on

525
00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:57.480
the toilet paper. I'm like,
oh ship, why is my butt blue?

526
00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:02.599
Literally turning into a smirk. No, I didn't that decided. That's

527
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:06.400
a bad side effect of butthole sunning. You don't want that. You should

528
00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:09.920
not do that when it's high solar
flares. What what should we do?

529
00:48:10.000 --> 00:48:15.679
There's other things. Here's a good
question, what time of the day sun

530
00:48:15.800 --> 00:48:17.280
proper sun care? Okay? Or
if you burn it, you know,

531
00:48:17.360 --> 00:48:21.119
what do you do? Is it? Like you know? Okay? Can

532
00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:24.760
you get cancer on your but hoole? Okay, well anything is possible for

533
00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:32.239
sure is bad. If you get
hurt on your butthole, do you get

534
00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:42.079
some made to pee on it.
No, okay, what what time of

535
00:48:42.119 --> 00:48:46.920
the day is the best for sun
timeing your butthole? Because you know,

536
00:48:46.960 --> 00:48:55.400
like midday is like it's too harsh, really trying to kill us. I

537
00:48:55.440 --> 00:49:00.159
would say the first first hours of
the last hours of the sun. So

538
00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:04.119
are you trying to tell me?
Back in the wild West, when they

539
00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:07.599
were saying high noon, those dudes
were really like what they were really saying

540
00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:12.159
is we're going to show our butts
to each other at high noon. It's

541
00:49:12.199 --> 00:49:17.159
like was as you get high at
noon and that's at four? Yeah?

542
00:49:17.400 --> 00:49:22.239
Yeah, or four if you're in
France. Why is it four fifteen in

543
00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:25.519
France? I don't know. You
have to ask that because they couldn't wait

544
00:49:25.559 --> 00:49:30.960
five minutes. Yeah, they want
to want to be first. Tell us

545
00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:36.960
everything else you want us to know
before we have to kick me off.

546
00:49:37.519 --> 00:49:43.519
Yeah, I already, no interruptions, no eruptions, I got to hurt.

547
00:49:43.760 --> 00:49:49.159
Tell us everything else. Just just
be careful with the butthole setting,

548
00:49:47.920 --> 00:49:52.199
be cautious, and you know,
use your your jiggins or your baby powder

549
00:49:52.280 --> 00:49:57.199
and thoughts and prayers to you all. What if I want to use rubbing

550
00:49:57.239 --> 00:50:01.320
alcohol, will that work? That'll
stay. But you can do that after

551
00:50:01.360 --> 00:50:05.679
you bleach and let me know how
that goes. No pain, no gain,

552
00:50:06.199 --> 00:50:08.960
no pain, no gain. There
you go. Okay, look at

553
00:50:08.960 --> 00:50:15.039
you, look out party Cotton exactly. So tell everybody how they can reach

554
00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:20.920
out to you for more serious answers, because we just totally made a debauchery

555
00:50:20.960 --> 00:50:25.920
of this great service that you can
provide for people and tell them about your

556
00:50:25.960 --> 00:50:30.840
show and and and and all that
stuff. Hey, real quick, you

557
00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:37.480
can find me at the Language of
Healing on W four w N dot com

558
00:50:37.239 --> 00:50:42.480
on Tuesdays at two pm Eastern.
I'm also on the socials, Facebook and

559
00:50:42.519 --> 00:50:47.679
Instagram at the Language of Healing.
Yeah, tune in with us. And

560
00:50:47.719 --> 00:50:53.880
the pipe Man Dean's also there invading
the space, just spreading like an insatiable

561
00:50:53.960 --> 00:51:00.119
virus. And I think one episode
we should talk about this and people should

562
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:06.920
see the difference of me talking about
on your show and talking about I think

563
00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:09.719
that, and we should have like, there's a good contest for winning tickets.

564
00:51:10.119 --> 00:51:14.559
Which did you like better? Will
take like a survey, Yeah,

565
00:51:14.880 --> 00:51:20.159
when did you like better? And
see which one wins and that that that

566
00:51:20.199 --> 00:51:24.679
will determine who I kick off the
show. Why see why do you have

567
00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:35.880
to kick anybody off the show?
See what we're gonna get them later?

568
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:43.000
Is there any final words, Nicole
that you want to share with our listeners?

569
00:51:44.800 --> 00:51:50.559
Just happy, happy, tainting,
take no thing happy. But we

570
00:51:50.639 --> 00:51:58.000
have just converted mental Awareness Month to
buttthhole Awareness Month, and questions, reach

571
00:51:58.039 --> 00:52:02.199
out, reach out, and Nicole
can definitely help you with your butthole.

572
00:52:02.920 --> 00:52:12.599
And and Rachel will advise you on
your butthole because she is the butthole advisor

573
00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:17.880
extraordinariyor and rebel, well, she's
just going to put a white cap on

574
00:52:17.920 --> 00:52:24.719
your butthole. One. We don't
want to tell what one's going to do

575
00:52:24.800 --> 00:52:30.599
because that that can't even be on
this show. That's how bad it is.

576
00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:35.480
So was there anything else one that
we need? While you roll through

577
00:52:35.519 --> 00:52:42.800
those pictures again so people get a
real visual of we didn't go over the

578
00:52:42.840 --> 00:52:46.000
position very well either, but that's
okay. You can imagine. Do a

579
00:52:46.079 --> 00:52:50.679
quick one, do a quick one, well I think Rachel does, yeah,

580
00:52:50.719 --> 00:52:52.119
the sunny side up. Okay,
Rachel does this one with the leg

581
00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:55.880
exactly, you know, I see
you, I see you with your heels

582
00:52:55.880 --> 00:53:00.280
like that's also good leverage. Okay, And then don't scramble. You know,

583
00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:04.440
you want to be sunnyside, not
scrambled. So just like I love

584
00:53:04.559 --> 00:53:07.440
when they hold their heels like that, go ahead, there you go.

585
00:53:07.800 --> 00:53:12.280
So that's that's a good position.
That's probably my favorite. Or yeah,

586
00:53:12.760 --> 00:53:16.400
shows where my mind was going though, because I wasn't thinking actual heels.

587
00:53:16.440 --> 00:53:22.360
I was thinking like high heels,
like because you know when when women are

588
00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:25.159
putting their butt up in the air
and all they have high heels, that's

589
00:53:25.239 --> 00:53:30.519
what helps with your libido. Like
see, that's what people may not know.

590
00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:35.320
If you're a guy and your woman
does the butthole sunning, you also

591
00:53:35.639 --> 00:53:38.920
get the benefits of it with more
libido and you know, no need for

592
00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:45.559
viagra and you know all that stuff. And if you want more butthole information,

593
00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:54.239
Rachel will be posting the video and
the pipe Man only fans Wan can

594
00:53:54.280 --> 00:54:00.199
you flash them the pipe Man only
fans you are code And for the Pipe

595
00:54:00.199 --> 00:54:06.679
Main Group on, we're adding the
bonus for Memorial Day. So if you're

596
00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:14.119
a female that also happens to be
a veteran, then you will get a

597
00:54:14.159 --> 00:54:17.599
special butthole sunning bonus with the pipe
Man on the Pipe Main Group on.

598
00:54:19.199 --> 00:54:22.679
But you can check out the video
of Rachel on the Only Fans. I

599
00:54:22.840 --> 00:54:29.119
just put it up during the show. Ye, no idea to get it

600
00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:35.840
down. And meanwhile, I don't
know how we're going to top this show,

601
00:54:35.960 --> 00:54:38.039
but somehow we will next week.
So tune in next week to The

602
00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:45.159
Adventures and pipe Man every week Tuesdays
at two pm Eastern Time. And remember,

603
00:54:47.039 --> 00:54:52.880
yeah they good good pay attention.
None of my co hosts picked up

604
00:54:52.880 --> 00:54:55.519
on that moment I did. I
just said, oh, okay, good,

605
00:54:55.760 --> 00:55:00.360
yeah, So it's one pm.
Seriously, I think I've been hanging

606
00:55:00.400 --> 00:55:04.920
out with Rachel too much because I'm
saying the wrong names and the wrong times.

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Okay, So anyway, can I
hanging out with me tonight? I'm

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coming for you. Come come on
down one pm Eastern Time. And there

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was something else I was going to
say about Buttholes, but now I lost

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it because I got interrupted. But
there's something about I don't know something about

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Buttholes that just that just does it
for this show. So that's it.

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Roll it one hold it. Thank
you for listening to the Adventures of patemn

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im W for CUI Radio.