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Sept. 7, 2026

Whiskey, Sharks, and Sleaze Rock: Pipeman’s No-Holds-Barred Chat with Snake Bite Whisky

Whiskey, Sharks, and Sleaze Rock: Pipeman’s No-Holds-Barred Chat with Snake Bite Whisky
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This wild and thoroughly entertaining episode features an interview with Snake Bite Whisky, Australia’s premier sleaze metal rock and roll band, recorded live at Rocklahoma. Pipeman banters with the band about all things rock, whiskey-infused adventures, outrageous tour stories, and the madness of Aussie humor. They dive into their motto “drink, fuck, rock,” swap tales of Jack Daniel’s-fueled gigs, and share what’s next for the band—including their upcoming single “Whisky Dick.”Main Topics Covered

  • Band Antics and Origin Stories
    • Nicknames explained, including “Scuba Steve” and the infamous “Massive Cock McGee” story
    • Challenges of earning and keeping nicknames in Australia 13:08
  • Aussie vs. Florida: Who’s Wilder?
    • Debates over which locale features more dangerous wildlife and culture
    • Bizarre laws and animal facts about Florida and Australia 01:28
  • Drinking Tales & Whiskey Preferences
    • The band’s love of Jack Daniel’s, including a visit to the distillery in a dry county 04:14
    • Prank call to Jack Daniel’s Distillery—reserving under the "sausage party" name 20:48
  • Tour Mishaps & Performance Stories
    • Stories of falling off stage, losing microphones, and playing through the chaos 22:00
    • On-stage injuries and comparisons to other legendary performers 23:38
  • Humor and Aussie Sarcasm
    • Reflections on the necessity for humor growing up in Australia
    • Differences between Aussie and American sense of humor 16:01
  • Upcoming Music & Shows
    • Announcement of the single “Whisky Dick” (October 8th release)
    • Working on their third album due out next year
    • Upcoming gigs in Brisbane with Enuff Z'Nuff and Pretty Boy Floyd 25:40
Key Discussions & Stories
  • Drunken Baseball Commentary
    The band’s hilarious attempt to announce a Mets baseball game—Aussie style—complete with inventive expletives, chaotic play-by-play, and the bases being “loaded” with beers 08:24.
  • Outrageous Tour Tales
    • Losing a microphone on stage after a bottle of Jack Daniel’s 21:57
    • Falling off the stage in Melbourne and keeping the song going 22:42
    • A bandmate passing out and having an “accident” in a hotel lobby after Hard Rock Hell Sleaze Festival 24:13
  • Australian Humor in Music
    Exploration of how growing up with a culture of teasing and sarcasm has shaped the band’s unique style 16:01.
  • Snake Bite Whisky’s Motto
    “Drink, fuck, rock”—and the correct (or not-so-correct) order of operations 17:32; 19:13.
Notable Quotes
  • “Our motto is drink, fuck, rock, so that kind of sums up everything you need to know about us.”
  • “In Australia, if you earn a nickname, you just fucking have to roll with it.”
  • “When you live in a country where everything wants to fucking kill you, you gotta just let it all go and just enjoy it.”
  • “All of our stories are Jack Daniel’s stories.”
  • “Stay tuned for Whisky Dick.”
  • “You gotta come to Florida or go fuck yourself.”
Resources & Links Mentioned
  • Upcoming Single:
    “Whisky Dick” – announced to be released on October 8th
  • Upcoming Gigs:
    • Playing in Brisbane with Enuff Z'Nuff and Pretty Boy Floyd (November)
  • Bands Mentioned:
    • Airbourne
    • Black Label Society
    • Enuff Z'Nuff
    • Pretty Boy Floyd
    • Guns N’ Roses (dream band to play with)
    • Fleetwood Mac
    • Abba
    • Foo Fighters
  • Locations:
    • Jack Daniel’s Distillery (Lynchburg, Tennessee)
    • Rocklahoma Festival
    • Smoky Mountains / Gatlinburg (for moonshine drinking tales)
Connect with the Band
  • Follow Snake Bite Whisky for updates on new music and shows
  • Stay tuned for the release of “Whisky Dick” and their upcoming third album
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Hey, you're listening to The Adventure of Pudlin on W4CY Radio.

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This is the Pipe Man.

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This is not Pipe Man. This is Snake Pied Whiskey.

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We're here with Pee Pee Man Radio on 4Wacky.

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Turn the mic on.

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We're just gonna go with that. Yeah, okay since you

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took the mic since you're being the wiseass I want

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to know what's the deal with your boner.

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Oh No, no, no, no, no, no, we don't talk

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about that.

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Did a snake bite your boner maybe maybe So that's Florida,

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but man well it When's the last time you played there?

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That's a question for Jay. Where?

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Florida. That would be never.

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Yeah, see? So it fucking sucks there. Because you guys

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didn't play there.

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That's right. The whole state sucks until the Snakes play.

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Florida?

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I live in Florida. I won't claim being from there.

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I'll claim that I live there. That's about all I'll claim.

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It's a fucking crazy place.

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That's why we haven't been there.

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Do you know where I live... It has the second

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best reef in the world next to the Great Barrier Reef.

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I live on this little barrier island and it's all reef.

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And we should have a contest. Who has more poisonous shit,

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Florida or Australia? Let's match.

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Culturally or with animals?

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Well, that's a tough question because we actually in Florida...

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They had to change a law in Florida, and they

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fucked things up, as lawmakers do. They literally had to

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outlaw bestiality in Florida. Now, I don't know.

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You win.

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Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I

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don't understand why we're getting the law changed when your

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koala bears all have chlamydia.

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They do.

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95% of them, they say. We're proud of that.

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That's a very difficult achievement for a general animal population.

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Are you saying you started it?

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That's just a two-tablet problem, right?

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Exactly.

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Wasn't some dude in Florida busted for fucking an alligator?

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I don't know, but that would win for sure.

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At least we don't go around fucking crocodiles.

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Death roll what about what about crocodile i don't know

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i'll do a gator but i won't do a crocodile.

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Yeah they will they will do some damage a.

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Little bit a little bit they scare me a little

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bit gators i just walk by and i hey babe

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what's up.

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And there's a song called crocodile rock and there's a

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segue from animals to music How good is heavy metal?

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It sucks looking through those, doesn't it? I mean, it

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fits my hair, but look at your phone after looking.

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For those listening at home, Scuba Steve has Pipe Man's

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John Lennons on. But they're the red ones. They're the

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red John Lennons. And he looks just as bad as

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it sounds.

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There it is.

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Oh, dear.

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Look.

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He even has the snake shirt on. Is that on purpose?

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I see whiskey stains on there, too. That's what you

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should do for your merch. It's just like pour whiskey

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on all the merch.

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This is not a band that pours away whiskey lightly,

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I can assure you.

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Well, that's true. Okay, so what's your favorite whiskey?

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Well, it's Jack Daniels. But then it's which Jack Daniels?

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So you can go down the rabbit hole of Jack Daniels,

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and then we can get real.

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Okay.

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Like if, you know, on a new single release day,

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it's a bit of Sinatra Select. What about last year

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we went to Jack Daniels Distillery? Last year we were

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on tour in Nashville, and we did make our way

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to the Jack Daniels Distillery. I can outdo that.

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Oh, no.

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I can outdo that.

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But it's a dry, dry county. You're not allowed to

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fucking drink it there.

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What the fuck?

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You can buy a shitload of it.

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But you can't drink it.

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I know, that's fucked up, right? Do you know how tortured...

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We were all gung-ho. I think you guys need to

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go to the Smoky Mountains instead, to, like, Gatlinburg. In Gatlinburg,

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they walk around with moonshine all the time, and every

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store has a different type of moonshine.

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Oh, that sounds spectacular.

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Don't break my fucking glasses.

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Yes.

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I already broke one pair.

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These glasses look bad on Scuba Steve, but they now

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look even more terrible on Nick.

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He can't wear them because they'll ruin the whole 80s look.

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I'll send a photo. He's got aviators.

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He's got the 80s.

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Ripped jeans. Aviators.

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He's got the 80s aviators.

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Spider web.

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Tattoos.

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Marshall Stacks.

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Nice.

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We rehearsed that earlier, just in case we needed to

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bring that up.

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That's the new song, right?

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No, I wish. That's our anthem.

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If you were to write a new song right now,

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right here on this show, what would it be?

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It would be a song about terrible glasses and how

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lame they make you look, but then the ego boost

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you get just makes it all worth it.

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All right, so I want to hear the song. Write

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the lyrics. Write the lyrics right now.

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Oh, no. Now it's my turn. Daniel Lennon. Daniel Lennon. Oh, no.

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He looks like he could be.

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All I see is red.

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I know. It's weird, right?

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Wear these for three more hours and I'll be dead.

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Okay, now write the song.

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Oh, no. A few more of these and I'm going

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to be back in bed.

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He's got the A.I., Oh, these are the AI ones?

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It's snowing outside. Better grab the sled. Oh, I just

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heard it. I just heard it in the microphone. Like,

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I put it on, and it did doo-doo-doo into the microphone. Like,

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it'll be in the recording. So I'm wearing these AI Ray-Bans.

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They're really good at taking off women's clothes. There's some

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I don't want to see. Okay, well, look at those

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over there.

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Oh, man.

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How do you like these things, anyway?

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They're cool. They're a lot of fun.

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You didn't record me last night, did you? You can

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capture the moment. You didn't record me last night, did you?

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I didn't.

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But now I am. So we are now live on

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PP Man Radio at 4wacky. com. We're here coming at you

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live from Florida. Florida, Oklahoma.

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Listen, you have some competition, okay? Because Airborne, one of

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the times I interviewed them... Their interview before us, they

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drank a whole bottle of bourbon.

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They'll do that.

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Okay?

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They'll do that.

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And they came to me, and they announced a Mets

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baseball game. Can you do that?

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A what?

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A New York Mets baseball game. They announced it like

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the announcers do.

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I've never seen a game of baseball.

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Oh, my God.

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They're the worst person to us.

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We'll do it. What?

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Stepping up to the plate.

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Yeah, there we go. He knows how to do it.

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Let's give him to do it.

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Stepping up to the plate, we have J.R. Sleaze.

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Wait, you got to get rid of the Aussie accent.

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They got rid of the Aussie accent. They sounded New York. Oh, fuck.

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How do you even fucking do a New York? I

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don't do New York.

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Do you do New York?

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Not really, no, but yeah.

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You got, everything's, everything's all water, dogs. I don't fucking know. G'day, cunts.

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We're down here at the fucking Mitz fucking stadium. We're

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going to have ourselves a beaut fucking day.

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Sun's fucking shining. The sheilas are out. The beer's fucking cold.

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Struth almighty.

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Here comes Big Rock's bandana up to take the fucking

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first swig.

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Oh, shit.

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He's fucking missed it.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, that's a fucking strike.

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Oh, that's one way to start the fucking game.

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Oh, hang on.

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For some reason, he's had seven beers and the bases

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are loaded. Oh, shit. He hasn't made third base. Oh,

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but Jimmy Rod's in the dugout.

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He's on fucking third base with Sheila Barker now.

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Look at him go.

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Scuba Steve's in the sin bin.

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Oh, Scuba Steve.

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Oh, he gets sent off every fucking game.

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Yellow card. Yeah, yellow.

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Fuck that cunt off.

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He fucks shit up.

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Oh, here we go.

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Here comes ding dong abba abba bing bong. He's going

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for it. The bases are fucking loaded. This is for

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the World Series.

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Here he goes.

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Here he goes.

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Oh, my God. He's sent it out of the fucking park. Oh,

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that ball's in fucking Midtown.

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Jeez.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Oh, that ball's not coming back. And they've won the

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World Series. Oh, this is just absolutely fucking spectacular.

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What a day.

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What a day.

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I've never seen anything like it.

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All right.

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Back to you in the studio, Pipe Man.

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And now Snakebite Whiskey to perform the national anthem.

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National anthem?

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Yeah. Hey, you could do the Australian one.

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You gotta drink!

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Fuck! Rock! Okay, I do have to say, except for

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the fact when you tried to talk like a New Yorker,

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you sounded like you were South African, you have outdone Airborne.

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I'll take it. I'll let Joe know.

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I'll get him on the blog.

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Okay, so if you really want to outdo Airborne, there's

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something you have to do here at Rock, Oklahoma that's

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probably never been done before here. Airborne did an interview

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at another festival. I think it was Download, okay? And

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they literally stole a golf cart that had no key

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in it, and they had their crew push the golf

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cart around while they did the interview. Can you do

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that after this interview? Yeah, you're going to be pushing

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the cart.

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Around, man.

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I know. We're pushing.

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You're pushing.

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Get Sean Nations. He'll push the cart.

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Black Label Society here. We'll get Zach. He can push

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a golf cart. We'll ask St. Zach if he can

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push a golf cart for us.

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Yeah, do it.

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He'll do it.

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I dare you.

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I don't think he can get the balls. Uncle Kerry's

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got some big cannons. He'll push us around. Big Kez.

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I don't think Tom can do it.

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No, no, I wouldn't bother Tom with it.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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No, no, Tom's semi-retired.

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He's just up there to be there.

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No, Gary will be on the roof of the golf

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cart with us.

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Okay, so you just gave me something else. I dare

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you guys. I don't think you got the balls to

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do this, but I dare you guys. During the Slayer set,

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if you just run up on the stage and run

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and start ranting your Australian shit across the stage. Come on.

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Come on, Gaz. You got this, buddy.

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Come on, mate.

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Raining Blood Solo is coming up.

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I believe in you, Gaz.

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I believe in you, soldier. You've got this. You've got this, son. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

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Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

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See, now what's funny about him is he always seems

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like he's the less crazy of all of you. We

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know now that he's the most crazy of all of you.

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Maybe I finish earlier in the night than these clowns.

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So I'm fresher earlier.

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Yeah, later he's just like.

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Yeah, we've got a rolling coverage for crazy throughout the day.

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I just go first.

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Yeah, there you go. And as you fade out, he

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takes over.

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As I hit my peak at 7 p.m. I do

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the home run. Uncle Scoob Scoob takes over. Fucking fourth

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base out of the park. I'm the home run guy.

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Steven disappears and Scoober Steve comes out to play.

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Why are you Scuba Steve, anyway? Is it because you

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wear scuba gear on stage? Because you should.

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No, man.

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I used to race boats.

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You used to race scuba guys?

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Like, fast race boats.

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Fast race boats, boats, boats, boats.

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Yeah, and what does that have to.

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Do with scuba?

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And I crashed the boat three times in one day, and, like,

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sunk it, and then got it up again, and then

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sunk it, and then got it up again, and then

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sunk it. And then, this is, like, 40 years ago,

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and they named me Scuba Steve. And now you can't

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get rid of it. You can't get rid of it.

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If you earn a nickname in Australia, it's not your fault.

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You just fucking have to roll with it, and that's

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what I got. So I'm scuba-sleeved because I crashed my

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boat three times in one day.

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Well, you shouldn't have done that.

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I know.

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And my race number, hey, 777.

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Oh, there it is. You know what?

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And the devil's 666. I'm one better than the devil.

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And now the story about how I got my nickname,

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Massive Cock McGee. Here we go. All right, so is this....

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So I got a question. If you were about to

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explain how you got it, why did you hand the

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mic to him? Does he have something to do with it?

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Hell no.

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He was there. He was there. Everybody was there. Tell

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us how Sleaze works. How did Sleaze get the name Sleaze? Sleaze.

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Sleaze.

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From being sleazy.

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I think it has to do with a koala bear.

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Just saying.

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And some comedia. Yeah. From wearing the mixer.

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If Vince Neal was a koala bear, there he is.

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I don't know if that's a fucking insult or a...

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I'm talking about Vince Light, fucking young Vince, not fucking

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Abominable fucking Fat Man Vince.

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He does kind of look like the Abominable Snowman on

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the Christmas show.

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I do think that the chlamydia outbreak might have started

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with Motley's 87 tour. I reckon that's about when the

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chlamydia started spreading in Australia.

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I think so.

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I reckon you're onto something.

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I think so. I think that's what... And look, he's

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all quiet over there. He's the dangerous one. He's the

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dangerous one.

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He's got the most beads.

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And it says, blow me.

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Well, someone's got to do it. See?

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And that's how... And so.

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My emergency fireball for later on.

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I have a very important question, though.

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Shoot.

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Did he really have that kind of a monstrous cock?

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They don't call him Kickstand for nothing. He can fuck,

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he's got a 45 degree lean with no hands.

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So I gotta really know, when you guys in Australia

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go to like high school and shit, is one of

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the classes to learn comedy? Because you're all fucking funny.

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Every Australian I've ever known is funny.

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Learning comedy, I don't know, just fucking, just what it is.

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It's just, yeah, you sort of, if you don't do

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it because you hang shit on each other all the time.

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And if you don't fucking do it, you just get

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left behind.

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Because like, me, like, When you have to explain sarcasm

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to somebody, it ain't funny. I live in Florida, and

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I'm from New York and New Jersey, so sarcasm is

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like my primary language. And all the time, they have

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this puzzled look on their face. That's why I like

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the Aussies. You guys get it. You're just as fucked up.

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As we are.

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Massive dicks is just not enough with the ladies. You've

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got to be funny as well.

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You've got to be funny. It's hard work. Look at

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all the dudes with little dicks that get the hot

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model chicks.

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When you live in a country where everything wants to

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fucking kill you, you've got to just let it all

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go and just.

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Enjoy it.

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Exactly.

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I don't know why South Koreans aren't more funny. They've

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got a lot more to make up for. They should

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be really, really funny. He'll be here all.

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Week trying to build.

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I know, man. You need a new job. You could

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be a sit-down comedian. I've never heard him so funny.

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I think I'm just going to have to... Every time

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I talk to him from now on out there... I'm

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just going to have my mic with me because he's

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funny when he has a mic.

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It's heat stroke. It's fucking hot out here. Fucking spinning.

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So what should people know about Snakebite Whiskey that we

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haven't covered already?

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Oh, no, no.

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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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We're in Oklahoma and nobody gives a shit.

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Oh, about us? That hasn't already been fucking said. Well,

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our motto is drink, fight, rock, so that kind of

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sums up everything you need to know about us.

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There you go.

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Ozzy's premier sleaze metal fucking rock and roll band.

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And is that why you're always in America doing festivals?

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Because they've had enough of you over there?

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Yeah, they kicked us out, man. They want fucking a

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bar of us.

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I know, right?

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So.

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Which one of you has been closest to being bitten

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by a shark? Of course it's scuba.

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It's going to be scoops.

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Shark?

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No, no.

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What's your favorite shark?

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Flake at the fish and chip shop. The used car salesman.

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Right down the road.

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The white pointer.

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Yeah.

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Big, big fans of white pointers and snakebite whiskey.

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Nice. And what do white pointers do that make you

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big fans?

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Flash the tits.

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Well, there it is. There it is.

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You have sharks in Florida, though.

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Oh, we have more shark attacks.

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Lone sharks.

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We have more shark attacks than anywhere in the world.

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And that's from the president.

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Is it? He's a marine biologist by trade, right?

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Well, it could be worse. He could be like Sarah

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Palin and see Russia from his balcony. Ah, politics.

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What a great topic.

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So, rock and roll. Yeah, rock and roll should make

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fun of politics. That's why we're making fun of that bullshit.

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And you guys are the best to make fun of everything.

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And drink, fuck, rock. Is it in that order? Is

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it in that order?

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Yeah.

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So what happens if you.

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We have got the order wrong occasionally.

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Oh, fuck drink rock. Oh, fucking... Fuck drink rock?

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I don't know.

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Any order you like in it, it doesn't really matter.

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Isn't it better than.

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Or you can whiskey bite snake fuck drink rock.

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One of the.

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just do the whole lot. That's fucking Yahtzee right there.

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I've heard, though, that fuck must come before whiskey because without,

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with whiskey, there is no fuck.

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Yeah, whiskey dick.

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Yeah, there's no fuck. So you got to do the

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fuck first.

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So announcing our next single, Whiskey Dick, it comes out in...

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8th of October.

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Why don't you just do a whole album?

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It's a love song.

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Do a whole album like that. Do a whole album

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like that. Like just everything making fun of your name

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and what you do. And do you drink whiskey while

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you're performing?

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Yes.

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I think there's some conflict within the band, man.

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The only conflict is which whiskey and how much. And

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who has voted? It's replenishment strategy. It's got to be

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Jack Daniels. That's why you come to the U.S.

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All the time.

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You want to hear my Jack Daniels distillery story?

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Go on.

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So I did a prank call during my live show

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to the Jack Daniels distillery. It was during the time

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where our country was making a big deal about the

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Confederate flag and gay marriage at the same time. So

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I called them up and I was like, I want

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to reserve, you know, I want to make a bunch

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of reservations for my group. We are gay rednecks, and

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we want to have our meeting at your distillery. We

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want to be able to bring our bus and park

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it in the parking lot. I just want to let

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you know we're going to have a Confederate flag and

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a gay flag, and I want to make sure that's okay.

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And I went on and on with this shit. And

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the girl working, like, she thought I was serious. She

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took my fake credit card and everything to reserve it.

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And then I got on with the manager afterwards and

460
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told him, and he started laughing.

461
00:21:44.279 --> 00:21:46.259
You had the reservation under a sausage party, right?

462
00:21:46.400 --> 00:21:49.420
Yes, exactly. Big dick.

463
00:21:49.819 --> 00:21:52.589
Do you want to hear one of my Jack Daniels stories?

464
00:21:52.970 --> 00:21:56.349
Of course, it's only one. Yeah.

465
00:21:57.309 --> 00:22:00.950
So, played a show in London, downed a bottle of

466
00:22:01.039 --> 00:22:04.339
Jack just before going on the fucking stage. And while

467
00:22:04.359 --> 00:22:06.559
we were playing the show, I dropped the mic and

468
00:22:06.579 --> 00:22:09.079
I couldn't fucking find the thing. And I was crawling

469
00:22:09.099 --> 00:22:12.440
around the stage in circles trying to find the fucking mic.

470
00:22:13.579 --> 00:22:16.430
Oh my God, that is funny as shit, man. How

471
00:22:16.450 --> 00:22:17.990
did the crowd react to that?

472
00:22:18.049 --> 00:22:21.230
That's funny. How did the crowd react, Jay?

473
00:22:21.269 --> 00:22:21.509
Tell us.

474
00:22:22.130 --> 00:22:24.970
Oh, the crowd loved it, but the promoter tried to

475
00:22:25.009 --> 00:22:26.710
pull the plug on this, so they came out after

476
00:22:26.750 --> 00:22:28.630
the song and were like, okay, that's it, that's it,

477
00:22:28.650 --> 00:22:30.609
they finished it. I'm like, no, no, no, no, mate,

478
00:22:30.670 --> 00:22:35.269
we ain't finished yet. And I found it eventually, yeah.

479
00:22:35.329 --> 00:22:39.430
Listen, they should know better to hire an Aussie band.

480
00:22:39.690 --> 00:22:41.190
I mean, like, that's what you're going to do.

481
00:22:42.400 --> 00:22:47.039
I think our second gig in Melbourne, another Melbourne gig,

482
00:22:47.140 --> 00:22:50.660
second gig, but me and Dan played with you, and

483
00:22:50.700 --> 00:22:52.119
you fucking fell off the stage.

484
00:22:53.359 --> 00:22:56.720
Oh, that's a Jack Daniels story. To be fair, all of.

485
00:22:56.700 --> 00:22:59.650
Our stories are Jack Daniels stories. Did he continue to play?

486
00:22:59.789 --> 00:23:03.910
Like fucking arse end, yeah, kept singing. Didn't miss a note.

487
00:23:03.990 --> 00:23:10.529
Nice. See, I love that. I actually saw Body Count

488
00:23:11.029 --> 00:23:16.339
and Vincent Price play. Went to jump off the stage,

489
00:23:16.740 --> 00:23:19.619
and the stage was pretty fucking high, and he broke

490
00:23:19.660 --> 00:23:24.420
his leg. And he was still on the ground, broken leg, playing.

491
00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:25.640
I'm like, what a badass.

492
00:23:30.420 --> 00:23:33.380
Foo Fighters did that. Yeah, he stacked it big time. Yeah,

493
00:23:33.420 --> 00:23:35.750
on stage and broke his leg. And he was trying

494
00:23:35.769 --> 00:23:38.009
to save a beer, which made it all the more hilarious.

495
00:23:38.190 --> 00:23:41.119
Okay, I'll top all of that. I used to ask

496
00:23:41.200 --> 00:23:43.579
a question all the time, one story, good or bad,

497
00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:47.519
in your whole musical career, what would it be? The

498
00:23:47.680 --> 00:23:52.960
number one answer by artists was, when I shit my

499
00:23:53.029 --> 00:23:54.089
pants on stage.

500
00:23:56.230 --> 00:23:57.630
Not yet.

501
00:23:58.089 --> 00:23:59.769
Well, you're not drinking enough.

502
00:23:59.910 --> 00:24:02.890
Stacey's had a moment or two.

503
00:24:02.930 --> 00:24:03.789
Stacey's mom?

504
00:24:05.190 --> 00:24:07.440
No, we haven't had Stacey's mom on stage.

505
00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:11.160
Did she shit on stage? Stacey's mom?

506
00:24:12.059 --> 00:24:13.680
Yeah, she had it going everywhere.

507
00:24:14.279 --> 00:24:18.539
Well, we do have a story, but it's Stace who's

508
00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:22.779
obviously not here now, because he stayed at home. When

509
00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:25.539
we were on tour in England, we played Hard Rock

510
00:24:25.579 --> 00:24:29.660
Hell Sleaze Festival, and afterwards we were back at the hotel,

511
00:24:29.779 --> 00:24:34.589
and everyone's fucked up, like totally fucked up. So eventually

512
00:24:34.690 --> 00:24:37.170
I went back to the fucking room and fucking Stacey

513
00:24:37.190 --> 00:24:41.700
was downstairs. Four hours later, he was in the hotel

514
00:24:41.740 --> 00:24:45.450
room opposite the corridor. So about four hours later, there's

515
00:24:45.490 --> 00:24:47.150
a fucking knock on the door. So I get up.

516
00:24:47.210 --> 00:24:49.349
I'm like, what the fuck, man? And there's a security

517
00:24:49.390 --> 00:24:51.589
guy there. And he goes, he's got Stacey with him.

518
00:24:51.609 --> 00:24:53.690
And he goes, oi, is this what were you? And

519
00:24:54.009 --> 00:24:57.750
I'm like, no, mate. I don't know this cunt. No,

520
00:24:57.769 --> 00:25:00.890
he's in that room over there. Anyway, it turns out he'd,

521
00:25:01.470 --> 00:25:03.450
and he won't mind us telling the story because he's

522
00:25:03.490 --> 00:25:08.539
got no shame at all. He passed out in the fucking,

523
00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:11.420
on the floor in the lobby and then shat himself.

524
00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:15.380
Ah. In the lobby.

525
00:25:15.400 --> 00:25:15.960
In the lobby.

526
00:25:16.529 --> 00:25:17.549
He did a lobby jobby.

527
00:25:18.490 --> 00:25:20.150
Was that because of Stacey's mom?

528
00:25:20.170 --> 00:25:22.130
Yeah, definitely.

529
00:25:23.049 --> 00:25:26.660
So, anything else you got coming up after Rock, Oklahoma

530
00:25:26.680 --> 00:25:27.579
you want to tell people about?

531
00:25:29.640 --> 00:25:32.500
Just working on new songs, new music. Got some shows

532
00:25:32.519 --> 00:25:34.839
coming up at the end of the year. Just the usual.

533
00:25:35.420 --> 00:25:37.230
Ticking along. Keep on keeping on.

534
00:25:37.710 --> 00:25:39.009
Stay tuned for Whiskey Dick.

535
00:25:39.980 --> 00:25:42.490
Yeah, so we're like in the midst of writing the

536
00:25:42.529 --> 00:25:46.650
third album now, which will hopefully come out next year

537
00:25:46.670 --> 00:25:50.450
if all goes well. And then in November we're playing

538
00:25:50.470 --> 00:25:53.619
with Enough's Enough and Pretty Boy Floyd in our hometown

539
00:25:53.640 --> 00:25:55.240
in Brisbane. Nice. That'd be cool, yeah.

540
00:25:55.920 --> 00:25:58.539
That's a cool gig right there. Is there a band

541
00:25:58.579 --> 00:26:02.119
that you haven't played with that you guys really like,

542
00:26:02.480 --> 00:26:04.710
that's your dream band to play with?

543
00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:08.339
Everybody would have their own one, wouldn't they?

544
00:26:08.500 --> 00:26:08.799
Yeah.

545
00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:12.779
Yeah. For me, it would be Guns N' Roses. I'd

546
00:26:12.819 --> 00:26:13.809
love to do that show.

547
00:26:13.980 --> 00:26:15.349
How would I not know that?

548
00:26:16.450 --> 00:26:18.390
How about you, Nat?

549
00:26:19.789 --> 00:26:20.369
Oh, fuck.

550
00:26:21.930 --> 00:26:23.849
Just fucking all of them. It doesn't really matter. Just

551
00:26:23.990 --> 00:26:25.829
let's fucking do it. Nice.

552
00:26:27.329 --> 00:26:28.009
Fleetwood Mac.

553
00:26:28.710 --> 00:26:29.150
Okay.

554
00:26:29.349 --> 00:26:29.569
I think.

555
00:26:30.130 --> 00:26:30.289
Yeah.

556
00:26:30.980 --> 00:26:31.779
Can you do that?

557
00:26:31.799 --> 00:26:36.240
I just never want to break the chain, but whatever.

558
00:26:36.259 --> 00:26:36.839
ABBA.

559
00:26:38.480 --> 00:26:39.700
ABBA.

560
00:26:40.700 --> 00:26:41.069
ABBA.

561
00:26:41.119 --> 00:26:42.190
Now we've got a festival.

562
00:26:42.990 --> 00:26:43.329
ABBA.

563
00:26:44.049 --> 00:26:59.259
Good job, good job. Well, this has been really fun.

564
00:26:59.880 --> 00:27:01.160
Oh, look, a boomerang.

565
00:27:02.220 --> 00:27:03.440
Is that your whiskey, Dick?

566
00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:10.650
Yeah. We give these to chicks because they always come back.

567
00:27:12.109 --> 00:27:14.630
On that note.

568
00:27:15.130 --> 00:27:15.880
Damn it, damn it.

569
00:27:16.150 --> 00:27:16.640
I ruined it.

570
00:27:16.750 --> 00:27:17.230
Let's go.

571
00:27:17.690 --> 00:27:20.640
You guys fucking rock, though. I love seeing you here

572
00:27:20.700 --> 00:27:23.519
at Rock, Oklahoma. I love seeing you guys, period. You

573
00:27:23.559 --> 00:27:26.519
got to come to Florida or go fuck yourself. And

574
00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:28.700
thanks for being on the Adventures of Pipe Man.

575
00:27:28.799 --> 00:27:30.720
Thanks, Pipe Man. You're a fucking legend. Good to see

576
00:27:30.740 --> 00:27:32.660
you again, buddy. Love you. Bye.

577
00:27:33.339 --> 00:27:33.980
Love you.

578
00:27:34.099 --> 00:27:34.420
Good eye.

579
00:27:37.039 --> 00:27:41.220
Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Pipe Man.

580
00:27:41.269 --> 00:27:42.690
On W4CY radio.