Relationships in 2025: Fifty Shades of Christine LaLonde

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0:51 You'll find me out before see White I com List, Pompeach's number one internet radio station. Here's your host like man Yo, Happy Monday, Motivational Monday. Here on the Adventures of Pipe Man W four Cy Radio W four cy dot com. We're gonna have a special guest, but she's not here yet. So let's bring the pipe nuts on so I can maybe say something that I tried to say before you hit live. Bring them on. Literally. I got on and I told you don't start yet, and you started yet because you went so fast. Because our guest isn't here, So take me out of a studio, rebel.

1:34 You talk about what day it is, and I'll be right back. So we figured that we were gonna start. We're gonna start it regardless because we didn't have notification. But we never know. But today, first of all, welcome to the adventures of pipe Man here on W four CY dot com, W four CY Radio Talk for media, all that good stuff. Thank you for joining us here. And what is today? Oh my goodness, well, let's see. Today is National. Tortilla chip Torttila? Am I saying that right? Tortilla tortilla? And I guess American tortilla National tortilla chip Day.

2:16 Now. I went to the store and I was going to bring some tortilla chips, but I didn't have anything to do with them, so I was gonna get to Rito's. And I don't think that's the same thing. No, it is not good thing. I didn't get them. It's also National Trading Card Day, you guys, Oh my goodness, you can remember trading cards like Pokemon cards and magic It is still a thing, and they're worth quite a lot of money for some of them. Actually. It's also hey, some of you probably have a favorite one national bar. It's world sorry, world bartender day. How many of you have a favorite bartender? You might need to get some help any modern day therapists.

2:58 Modern day therapist, Wait a minute, Wait a minute, you say need help? Okay, but I don't drink, want fix us. I don't drink, and I have favorite bartenders. As a matter of fact, When you know, when I was living more in Wellington and said just studio in Wellington, I knew all the bartenders that might have been because thing two was an alcoholic, I'm not sure, but no, seriously, you know I would get water or a cranberry juice and tip them like fifty bucks and they were my best friends. And I'm saying that because you need to learn how to treat bartenders servers. I just had this whole argument with somebody, and I think it's something we'll talk about on the pipe peeve on Wednesday or maybe even tomorrow, because I has to do with travel. But there's a lot going on with tipping, and there's a lot of holes when it comes to tipping, and there's a lot of people that don't understand. And if you're on a date, since we're talking about relationships, today, if you're on a date, okay, then if you're a cheap tipper, that doesn't look good. I'm just saying, tip your bartenders, tip your servers, because they don't even make minimum wage.

4:22 Everybody's arguing about memum wage. They make like a dollar an hour okay or something stupid like that. And I am also a believer that, you know, like the tips should be reflected on the level of service, because sometimes they're like very very nasty with you, or they don't they're not like they don't want to give you what you want, they're in a bad mood. I believe that too, And I believe you know, if you're in the service industry, you should have a serve certain personality because people are assholes and you're going to have to deal with those assholes. Okay, But in the same token, that's like saying awesome. So, like I think tips on the way up above a minimum Yes, if servers really bad where you would get a refund as store, yes, But it's kind of like saying you have employee that they did their job with if you were to grade them a D or a C, and so you lowered their their hourly rate, you wouldn't be able to do that as a boss. You'd either have to get rid of them or continue paying them the same rate. So my point is there, if somebody's a total asshole, totally agree with you. If service is horrific, totally agree with you.

5:45 And I agree with you. If service is perfect on the way up, okay, So give more of a tip. If they're better, give more of a tip, if they go out of their way, you know, give more of a tip if they're super nice to you. But you should get what they say. And I never tipped this unless somebody's bad. The minimum is fifteen percent. So here's my thing. If somebody's bad, not super bad and not like I want to punch him in the face, bad and bad, they get fifteen percent. But my dad taught me something a long time ago that you would love one Eddy and Casino in Lank City, and we had this server. He was about I don't know, five foot nothing with the same kind of attitude. He was like the Chihuahua of humans. And wow, I mean this dude was like the worst server in history. I remember it so clearly. I was a little clit kid, that's how much of an impression it made on me. I mean, and he was a total asshole to my dad, total asshole.

6:52 So my dad, who was always a big tipper and taught me how to tip, he goes, let me teach you something else. Now he goes, met, here's here's Christine. Bring her on. Huh. Sorry, I play of a story, but it's okay. It's okay. You're here and that's all that counts. And we didn't start without you. We just started without okay, so we didn't start with your part yet. But I got this just story. Somehow we got into tipping. I may have relayed to relationships by saying, if you go out on a date and you give a cheap tip, it's going to be a reflection and probably won't get a second date. But okay, we were on some other discussion that I'm going to finish, So back to you one. Okay, and you rebel and you can listen to Christine. Okay, but my dad, you didn't hear the whole thing, so you don't have the context. But so we were sitting at legxy as I was saying, and my dad always taught me how to be a great tipper. Uh, but he taught me something new this night when I was a little kid. We're in I think it was Trump Plaza actually or something like that, and then this snotty server that I was probably ou't though ten, and I wanted to punch him in the face myself. Okay, and my dad was an alcoholic gambler, so we're lucky he didn't punch him in the face. Okay, because I've seen that happen.

8:21 But okay, this dude did deserve to get punched in the face, just saying so my dad. Afterwards, he says, let me teach you something. If you don't like the server service and they're a total asshole like this person, don't not tip them. Okay. So a lot of people will just not tip at all. He said, tip them a penny that way they know you didn't forget. I've done that before. Okay. Funny, see, well we might be related one I don't know. And it wasn't even like, you know how like they have the card thing was like you can add the tip on the receipt. No, it was an actual penny. Nice. Okay, that's a rare occasion that you would ever use that.

9:04 I've only done it once. Yeah, exactly. I've never had to do it myself, but I was witnessed to my dad, to whom my dad would give somebody two hundred dollars tip fifty dollars bill. Okay, that's where I learned it. I rarely drink, okay, and I go to bars in order of water and tip, like fifty bucks right off the bat. That server will give me anything I want after that. In fact, going back to relationships, before I introduce our guests. Okay, Thing two, by the way, so you know, Christine, you might not remember from last time, but Thing one and Thing two are my ex wives. Okay. If you're new to listening to show Thing one and even Thing one, if you ever meet Thing one, she will introduce herself. You probably know me as Thing one. Okay, and so but Thing two.

9:53 Both of them were alcoholics, but Thing two was she's a drink like fifteen margaritas in night, okay, every night, not a rare occasion, not a special occasion, like just if we went to the bar, okay, and and then wondered why she had colitis. But that's another story. Okay. So, but what used to happen is because I was friends with all these as bartenders in Wellington because I tipped them so much all the time, without even ordering a drink. My bill always always came out to eight dollars for fifteen margarinas. Eight dollars, you know, because listen, people don't be cheap with the server. You want to be cheap with the restaurant, Go right ahead. But you know what, I'd rather give the server than the restaurant any day of a week. And we're going to talk more about this probably on Wednesday on what the fuck Wednesday on the Adventures conference pipe Man, because something happened this weekend in that realm. But now we're on Motivational Monday, so there's no what the fuck's here will make may they were there will be okay because we have the renowned expert of bullshit okay, world renowned expert of bullshit okay.

11:12 And we're not talking just regular bullshit okay. This is bullshit and dating fifty shades of bullshit. So I'd like to welcome to the show Christine land. Ah, thank you. What an intro. I know right right, I just thought about it right now, like I mean, know what else is gonna say till. Right there fly on the fly what a man? Okay? And you know the pipe nuts over here that that swamp not over there. She probably has very different tating stories than you or I do because she's in the Bayou swamps of Louisiana. Okay, and she's got great ones. I love her. Yeah, they still do something in the woods with pigs.

11:54 I don't know. But anyway, And then we have studio that up there. Want one who you know, wan, but you don't really know my face usually okay's only on your show person behind the scenes. And so one will give his he's are you're are resin expert in bullshit dating and he's our resin expert in Hispanic dating for today? Well, I have some uh, I have some experience in Hispanic dating too. Me too, Okay, but I think I have a better experience from what I understand, Okay. Like so, the reason why a gringo like me gets a lot of Latina women is because they're so sick of the machiesmo blah blah blah blah. Do they know they have pipe man?

12:46 But that's besides the point, okay. And then on your side, what in your experience, what has your experience been. With the Latin men. Yeah, and let's see, we'll ask one if that's how he is. Ah. I fucking love dark man, I think. Okay, Hispanic men are amazing. They're just well, you know. I don't like the chizmo macho thing that you're talking about, but I do like the solid confidence in an Asian in an Asian man, oh my god, and Hispanic man, he's. All over the place. I don't care. She's the world worn now, expert in dating from every culture.

13:29 Right, I have dated every culture, so I am. I am good to go there. Nice, you're ahead of me. I have it on my list, but I still have a few more to check off. Well, you have a culture bucket list for dating all. Two hundred and sixty two hundred and six countries. Yes, at least one from every country in the world is my goal before I die. All right, there we go. That's a goal. I'm not about one ninety seven. There you go. And that includes thing too because she was British. Okay, so one is what she's saying. True. Are you guys like amazing?

14:10 I can't speak for that. I can only speak for the Latina women. Are you guys amazing? The date. Here's what I can say. Latino men are very passionate. M yeah, I think all Latinos, both men and women are. That's what I love about them. Just passionate about life in general. Way. Well okay, so can you give us more details on that please, As our roving reporter reporting live from our studios in Wellington, which I was going to say our studios in Mexico, but it's more Argentina and Wellington. There's more Argentina Brazilian, you know, like that in Wellington. So go ahead.

14:54 Here's what I can say. You know, I don't know about like the machismore thing. I think that's more like older generations of Latino men. I think the new the new ones, you know, like the new generations are starting to sway away from that and being more you know, aligned with their partners. That's what I'm seeing. That's what I'm experiencing, like you know, definitely like in my own family, like the men before me were very like fair traditional, very like you know, men hold the position in the family and no one can take it away from them, whereas like now that I see, like my cousins, myself, like everyone else's more like we are equal partners and we should try to work together to have a better life rather than hey, this is your line, do not cross it.

15:43 See I love That's why I asked you because and that's why we love having one on the show, because I'm so sick of hearing stuff from the old people that don't know what they're talking about today, like that doesn't exist, and. Oh you mean our current government. Oh sorry, something like that. Yes, but that's for Wednesday when we talked about the fifty first state. We talked about that last week and missed that episode where we made fun of the fact we had a Canadian on the show so we could talk about the fifty first state. I can't even believe since you brought that up, I just have to say it real quick. After that hockey game, the White House Press Secretary had to put that in her speech like that was uncalled for, stupid, unprofessional, And I'm sorry, but stop poking fun at our neighbors who you're just missing off, okay, because they're never going to become the fifty first state. And that's going to be more on Wednesday though. But one, I'm so happy you're here to give us the younger perspective because things are changing, thankfully in that department and how men treat women, because you know what, it's hard on us nice guys when you have a bunch of jerk off machismos that you know, get get in your way that you want to punch them out, but the women are just like ooh, because

17:16 that's what That was my experience with Thing one at least and many others, but Thing one for sure is like, you know, you're too nice. I'm gonna break up with you. Yeah, I've had that discussion before, like that whole like I don't know, you're really nice, but you're not the one for me. Like I'm looking for a nice guy, but you're too nice, you know. Yeah, I have run an edge. Yeah, I've had the too nice all my life. But there's a happy medium, right, Christine, Yeah, I. Think that you know, you guys say, you know you've heard too nice all your life. It's because you know, women as they're younger don't really appreciate and understand what nice means. That that's they've got the wrong conception of it.

18:01 They think that nice means that you're just going to roll over and let them walk all over you and just like bow to them, and they're like what they want to challenge, They want a control, they want a man to step up and you know, really be I don't I don't want to say dominant or controlling, but you know, in a sense, you know, stronger than the woman because a lot of women exactly so I think started. Okay, because Rebel is the epitome of like what we're talking about right now. She's from Louisiana, so she you know, she likes people that are She's probably like Thing one.

18:46 The thing one was like, you know, I want to go. It's going to wear the tool about on on his wish and do work on the house, and that is cool. Somebody sent her, well here's the reference to it. It was, I'll give you the rest of the statement. Instead of somebody taking me to Paris for the weekend for her anniversary, Like I am not kidding you. I would have rather you put a tool belt on and be somebody and went out of mode the lawn while I paid somebody to mowde the lawn and took her to Paris for the weekend for her anniversary.

19:29 Knowing the partner that you're with, I mean, maybe she didn't want Paris. I don't want to go to Paris. Well knew Cofence I would. So well, I think there's more to go ahead, Christy Hardy. The thing that is, though, is that when women are younger, they don't know what they want. They haven't been seasoned yet, they haven't. Experienced young forty years old. I'm just curious. Well, some women grow something. And she said that, you know, she was referring to the past like she already knew it was thing. This thing. Pipe Man almost called you another name. I know. You're supposed to. Be here for motivational Monday.

20:10 Yeah, but I'm still pipe Man. This is the thing. People get upset and freaked out that, oh this person said I wasn't this, or I was that, or I was too much this. All that is is signs that they're not the right person in the universe, is saying, hey, this is not the right person for you. Keep moving. They're gonna tell you. So you're gonna find. They don't tell you though, right, right, nat. Because some of you don't know, right can they tell you what they don't know? Okay, so you're telling me, Rebel, you could be married to somebody for twelve years and not know that you don't want to be with somebody that's romantic, even though every guy you did before and every guy you dated after was not romantic. You wouldn't know that.

20:54 Did you ever experienced it before? It's all of a matter of what you think you want. It's human nature to want what you don't have. That's it takes you twelve years to figure that out. Some people can't find it ever. Yeah, that's true. I agree with that, and they get it. They don't want it because that's not what they want it because they still don't have the definition of what they actually want. Well, that's where Christine is right, because I'm smarter now that I'm older that like, in like literally anywhere from thirty seconds to three dates, I know this person's not for me, Whereas when I was younger it was like, or what you think you want? Because like what I think I want now is not what I want when I was younger, because like you know, I ready returned that damage merchandise.

21:45 So my experience, and I think Christine can probably give us a better understanding and more in depth perspective on this. In my experiences, it wasn't so much about like I don't know what I want. It was more so done in a way that it felt more like I don't think I deserved this, so I should be with like something more toxic. That is a big one for all the males and females for sure. Well people don't understand that with life there is things that's going to happen to us, trauma, uh, crazy experiences that shape what we think and how we feel. And we live in a society where people are growing up not having self worth. They don't care about themselves, they don't love themselves, they don't even know how to. So when someone comes along and is really good to them, what they call nice, what they call you know, just considerate, sweet, loving, caring.

22:46 But you know, I'm pretty fucking sure you guys have your own edges. They just don't see that because they don't think that it's not. The same it's not the same age as somebody that's compatible to you. Because I always did have an edge, like I'm a metal head okay and a punker okay. But you know, I also going back to certain things and the difference between my generation Wan's generation is I grew up with how you're supposed to treat a woman, but I don't know that was necessarily to write information that. I think they're more clear about it nowadays of how that is. And I'm big into communication. I always say proper communication. There's a big difference between communication proper communication.

23:36 And we are different. You know, men are from more as women are from Venus. It's definitely true, you know, but there's also exceptions, like in my marriage to Thing one, I was more Venusian, she was more Martian. And you know, that's something you have to understand too, is not just a blanket generic statement, but that person specifically, what are they like? And that's where the biggest problem is because I think in the case with Thing one, and she would probably say it too, it's not that she didn't figure it out, it's that it's and the deserve probably, but also the fact of you know, you there's two things.

24:20 One is you kind of think you you're gonna be what you think they want you to be, and then that doesn't hold too well because it's not really you, or it's something you want to be or you want to have. That happens too, And then there's also the case of the fact of like Christine said, is there has to be there has to be a little bit of an edge somewhere. And sometimes guys when they're totally smitten for women, they forget that they were an asshole, okay to be just to be blunt about It's like they meet certain people and they forget to be that confident guy and they end up that weak guy. That's a turnoff. It happens both ways too, if women, like even if you're the nice guy, if women are too nice to you, you either a are kind of grossed out by it or you don't trust them, And that's the same thing you won't trust a too nice guy.

25:29 Sometimes I think it's. A matter of perspective, you know, in both ways, Like for example, for a guy, it's you know, or for a woman it's if the other person's too nice, if they're treating you right and you feel like you don't deserve that, then some people say like, oh, I don't deserve that, I should gravitate to it something more toxic, when they should be using the perspective of I don't deserve this, what can I do to earn it? Right? And then we go into the whole you know, man being a leader and stuff, you know, like, like Rebel said, a real man, I think for a man, like at least for myself, I know that I'm not a good leader at everything. So if I know that she's better at some areas in life than myself, then I'll let her lead in those areas. I think as a man, it's more beneficial to the relationship than to say, no, I'm the leader, even if I take us down, Like even if the ship goes down with me, I'm taking us there, you know, instead of saying that, I'm saying, you know, you take the lead on this one. I'm out of my depth. It's all you.

26:35 I think. It's also exciting when a dude is like, not super nice guy to a woman. What do you think, Christine, I'm in a completely different place in my life now. Ida that happens. Well, yeah, because of the This is the thing. When I was younger, I didn't know what goodness was. I come from an abusive background, so for me, toxic was the norm, and kindness and being good to me and catering to me and being a man to me was terrifying. I had no idea what it meant. So as I grew in my life and learned and changed and got self help and self love and self respect and grew within myself. That's when I started to realize toxic was just toxic. And kindness and generosity and communication and the things that Wan is saying is you know, you put in one hundred percent in the relationship, and I put in one hundred percent of the relationship, and we ebb and flow where we need to. That's a solid, real relationship with a well rounded person. But a lot of people can't get there. They're so hung and clutching that past and that trauma they cannot look past it a lot of time.

28:03 Or it's a comfort zone or it's a comfort zone because like in what Wan said, you know, I think is absolutely true and I see it with my brother, my brother, my sister in law. I have been married for like forty years. They still look like they're more in love now than in day one. They're still all like, you know, hold hands, they do everything. You know, they have the same hobbies, but they also have individual stuff, like they both love going to gym and they go actually to separate gyms because they do separate things, but they also join in that loving of the gym. They run a business together, and to Wan's point, she has her strengths, he has his, and that's what they focus on.

28:50 He handles one part of business, she handles the other part of business. Now, to your point, because I'm more on your page, Christine, like I come from serious toxicity, and you know, the fact of the matter is is that I got my beliefs kind of from like La La land on television type of thing. You know too, So that prince Charming syndrome is actually not a great thing. That's what I learned later in life. Okay, So when I was younger, like I used to like, it made me feel good to be that way, not just with women, with everybody. It's like that being a savior the code dependent bullshit. But here's what I was really doing is I was covering up for all the things I was not getting from anybody else and giving it to other people.

29:47 And because you're so focused on that, you forget about what you're missing until you end up alone in a situation where people should be around you, and that's when you finally figure out that, Wow, all these years i've been I haven't even noticed that because I've been doing for everybody else, and then you start to learn that you know, maybe it's not so healthy to be that way, Maybe it is more healthy to like, as one is putting it, the way I read it is the instruction manual, you know, like knowing each other and talking to each other and figuring things out and who's good at what and like kind of that proper communication.

30:34 But the changes as you go. It's not a one set contract in the beginning, and it never changes. You have to change and grow with each other or it's going to be staled out installed anyway. So that's true for everything in life, right, I mean, like especially with relationships. Relationships require work. It's hard, it's everyday work. The work never ends. But as long as you're working together, like there's nothing that's going to stop you. What I've seen like recently in relationships in general is, you know, it becomes kind of like a fight for power. Whereas old school relationships the man holds all the power, the woman has to submit and she doesn't have a vote, and the new generation the extreme with the new generation is more like they're fighting to see who holds the power.

31:25 The woman wants all the power, the man wants all the power, and it's a never ending conflict where it should be. You know, we're sharing the power. If you're stronger than me in certain areas, then you take the lead or I'll take the lead in these other areas. You know, it's not about who holds the power, but rather than if we come together and we work together, you know where can we go from here? Because you guys have the same goal, right, like if you have a posting goals and you shouldn't be together first of all. And here's the extreme of that. Okay, this is one of the things today that confuses guys. I can't tell you how many times it's been. Many times I have held a door open for a woman walking into a restaurant or a store and it offends them and got yelled at threat it offered to light a cigarette, where I've offered to light a cigarette. And it's like, here's the answer, you got. I can mine it myself. I can outen the door myself. Well, of course you can.

32:25 I didn't think you're incapable. I got you on this, I got you this, I got you on this ragment. Okay, let's hear from the expert of bullshit. Because I think that's bullshit. Listen, a lot of don't forget that every person is shaped and formed their opinions, their way of being by their past, how they've been treated, what they've gone through. We don't know what those women have gone through. Maybe they've been sexually assaulted. Maybe they you resemble somebody that has done something in their life to them. We don't know what another person has been through, So when we do something kind for them, remember they may never have had somebody be kind to them. So when they have a door open, sometimes women are like, wait, you know what, I don't need you to be that person for me.

33:16 I need to be that person myself. But they don't know how to communicate that any better. So we have to We have to give people grace. And that's the problem with this world right now. We think that if other people don't believe, think and feel and behave the way we expect them to, then there's a problem. But this is the thing we need to remember that somebody has gone through something. It could have been five minutes before Dean sorry pipe man, sheesh, it could have been five minutes before that somebody was a real fucking dick to them, and it could have been a man, it could have been a woman, it could have been anybody. But then they turn around and are like, you know what, I can do it for myself. And I get that.

33:58 So what I tried to do my life every day. I allow men to open doors for me, be kind and be all these things, and I very very specifically look them in the eye and say thank you so much. That was very kind, and I truly appreciate it. I say it constantly over and over and over, because we do need people who are healed and healing to try to exten that. As a quick example, just really quick. I was out one day and this person treated me so bad and it just did nothing but set me off. I was pissed. I was irritated. I thought, what the hell I walk into the bank. I hate going into the bank anyway. There's never enough tailors, there's too long of the lines, people are rude, whatever. So I get up to the counter and they were not doing for me what I needed. And it's like it wasn't difficult, please just hear me. And I was really snippy and rude and short to the teller woman because some fucking asshole just did it to me. I saw the look on her face and I stopped and I went, oh my god. I literally started shaking, and I said, I am incredibly sorry. Please understand that I need to apologize to you. My bullshit piled onto you, and you're about to go spread garbage into the world because I just gave you garbage. So I had to stop and say to her, someone who's treated me shitty, I took it personally.

35:27 I rolled it onto you and my apologies. And I've never seen someone brighter, smile try to help me more than what she was. And it's something that people don't realize that, you know, we think everybody is going to think the same way as us because we're logical. We think, you know, on a different space. But that's coming from people who are healed, and most of the world is not healed, and Nora knows that they need to heal. They think that they're just within their bubble and everybody else is treating them this way, but they don't realize that they are also projecting out what they're getting. And some people gave them people license to be assholes, which I am so freaking sick of. Like, I mean, listen, you can have your opinions. You can have your beliefs.

36:17 That doesn't mean you have to be an asshole about it, about every single thing. If I say something's blue and you're like, you're a full community, it's really like blue. You don't really know what you're talking about. That's the world we live in right now. That's what we need to heal. They I'll tell you the story Christine about having to do with this same thing of forget it, we'll move on. We see this is the thing Dean, a lot a lot of du pipe man. One. Hell, I'm just never going to call you that other name again. Okay, Well, you know what happens is when can I go through this too? Okay? I meet women as pipe man, and they when I introduce them to Dean, they want pipe man. It's really really frustrating. Okay, sorry, but here's what I was going to say. Did I tell you the story about my best friend, one of my best friends from high school, she was going through divorce and they went to a therapist. Did I tell you that story or we talked about that last time? You're wrong?

37:24 So there's a perfect example of like like we need to have That's why communication is so important. Let's find out what how somebody communicates. Everybody communicates different. If you're with somebody, find out how they communicate, so you know how to communicate with them and vice versa. And I think that will avoid a lot of problems. And speaking of go ahead, sorry, I. Was going to see a lot of people don't understand what communication means. It means taking a moment to hear, you know, listen, process and have conversations. Not so many people are not heard or felt like they're not being heard. So what they're doing is they're taking that frustration and they're they're automatically assuming the next person's not going to hear them.

38:08 It's also understanding their language and how to translate. The way I look at is like it's no different than if you're you don't know Spanish and you're listening to people talking Spanish. It doesn't matter what they're saying because you have no clue what they're talking about, no matter what, no matter how intently you listen to them and you know, but if you understood their language and what they were speaking, then you would And I think that's the key to understanding the other person's language. And I think that's one of the big problems with online dating, right, Oh my guy, we need to talk about this for a bit, because I've had experiences recently that I'm just like, oh my god.

38:51 I've been doing this online dating crap since two thousand and four. It was great in the beginning, okay, and. Then and what's it though? Well it was though because like when I first started doing it, people did speak the right way. I did go out on normal dates. A lot of bullshit that I experienced. Now I didn't experience that, or you could see it very easily, Like you know, you have to know what people's motives are, what there is or it's like so much to comprehend on this online dating crap because like nine percent of people you talk with on their even if you talk at length for weeks, you will never meet in real life because nobody wants to go out in the world.

39:41 Yeah, you know, we're really busy these days. Also, it's extremely expensive to live in this fucking country. So people are working two three four jobs or raising kids on their own. You know, they're they're just trying to get through this. There's a lot of drama and trauma happening in our country, there's a lot of things. Also, we got to remember there's four of us right now, and if we all looked at one thing, each one of us could see various shades of colors, different words, we would hear different feelings. It would evoke because we all come. From fifty cultures. Right, because we all come from different backgrounds and different experiences and different thought patterns in different communication, you know ways.

40:26 And so when we do start to meet people who you know, we don't know yet, and there's there's so many factors to think in that you're never going to get two people are going to think alike exactly. And when you do start to get a little bit of that, you have to learn to think, oh my gosh, Okay, do I want happiness, joy and love in my life? Do I want to continue to bitch a moan and keep looking and looking and looking and looking how to do the work at some point? Yeah? And with the online day, I'm talking about so many people, that's just what I had a woman just literally yesterday that said, let's get to know each other for the next few months and then we'll meet. Because I say, and it's right, I hate that. Yeah, no, no, And I did. I'm like, no, I'm not wasting my time for months without meeting somebody that's not a relationship.

41:19 But I have to interrupt this for a second for two reasons. One is because I want you, Christine, to tell everybody who you are, how they contact you, how they connect you on socials, and how they watch and listen to your show, Fifty Shades of Bullshit. And then I'm going to run a TikTok that you're going to absolutely love that we're all going to comment on to see if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Go Christine, Well, I'm a. Host on fifty Shades of Bullshit. My co host is Jada, who is a matchmaker and a dating coach, and we talk about modern dating, finding love, and finding yourself. You can find us live every Thursday at four pm Pacific time through K four HD Radio, Facebook and wherever else you listen. Each week, our little swamp nut there is always telling me new people are listening from somewhere. But we're also on every podcast network. Listen everywhere you listen to podcasts, and we're here to either motivate you, make you laugh or cringe. Who cares?

42:34 I like the cringe part. And I just want to say that you guys got check and check her out, and check her show out. Her shows a lot better than mine. Number one, number two, she is, she does have all the knowledge. I'm fifty shades of bullshit. I just have shit. Okay, So I know on that note exactly. Anyhow, I'm gonna run. Nobody here, not even my pipe nuts, know what's about to happen next. I do. But yeah, but un peaked today and I am going to play a video right now, and I want to have everybody's vote on it ready.

43:16 Couples can now make love inside Disney World. Disney has just added love nests to the Magic Kingdom. For only two hundred dollars an hour, you can rent out one of these exclusive private rooms where couples can make love with a view of Cinderella Castle. There is a maximum limit of six people per nest. However, if you want to have more than six people with you, you must pay an extra fifty dollars per person in order to maintain your privacy. There is a double sided mirror which allows you to see Cinderella Castle and the rest of the Magic Kingdom, but doesn't allow anyone else to see inside. This is important for the people in the room making love as well as the people walking around Disney World, especially since there are so many kids. Naturally, Disney chose Valentine's date to launch these brand new love nests. However, not everyone is in love with this idea.

43:56 In fact, many parents think that it's gross that Disney would allow these rooms inside. This, of course, is because it's a park for families. Meanwhile, proponents of this say that it's about time Disney allows people to make love inside their theme parks Disney Adults field before Disney was. Violating their First Amendment rights. For more on these love nests, click the link in our bio or vision mousetrap News dot com. That's real. Okay, that's not bullshit. Okay, So first of all, I want to get I'm gonna answer as both Dean and pipe Man two separate answers. Thanks, Okay, Okay, Dean, when I first saw them, like fuck not not Disney. I mean, like, what this is like the hourly motels on on the On in West New York, on the Jersey side of the Hudson where you get or right down the street from me on Broadway, that the hourly hotels where you get your prostitutes. I don't know. I don't think an hourly place in Disney, as Dean is the thing to do. And also I read more into it and basically you're supposed to go there and have your sex while your kids are roaming in the park.

45:08 So not good with that either. Now. Pipe Man, on the other hand, says, fuck yeah. I love fucking. Disney World, okay, and now I love it even more. I was with my daughter in law and two of my grandkids yesterday at we had a cool thing the Lake Worst Street Painting Festival here and my son and daughter in law they got married at Disney, and so I'm talking about him, like, you know, I don't really like the idea, but it probably would have be a good idea for you and Derek because you could have had your honeymoon right there at Disney along with the wedding. But I don't know, I don't think. I just don't think that's a magical place for sex. Okay, just me just saying. Even the pipe Man probably would have a prom having sex and the world, but for the same amount of money you could get the Pipeman group on one.

46:06 Can you roll that commercial for us? And then the three of you can answer and you get we can talk about the Pipemin group on two as well. Roll it one. Are you tired of the same old bed and breakfast? Come visit the Pipecave where you can service the Pipeman oh nine long and then serve the Pipeman breakfast and then get the hell out. That's the Pipeman group on The group on special is normally one nine nine, but today it's on sale for ninety nine dollars. Just call into the show right now five sixty one sixty three nine four two nine, and you too can have the Pipemin.

47:01 I had to goop on. You. Should you? Christine is losing her ship right now? Okay, but you know what I'm thinking? Even more, hold that fought rebel. Tell her. Tell her about the women that call into the show. Rebel tell her why. Should I Everybody who's seen I didn't imagine women call into. The show to buy this fake group on me. That's fifty shades of bullshit. I had to tell you the whole time, and that was playing. I kept thinking, how can I create my own like this? Because you know how many wacky noodles following me on my show, who sexually harassed me for my show.

47:50 People shie the gate for me to get home from the studio. I want this in my life. My daughter came to my condo after she moved out. She's like, so, Dad, how many women do you have come here? Because because of the it's the view and everything. And I'm like none, because I don't want any knowing where I live. Because literally I have come home after my show left the studio, I shit you not, and somebody was waiting at the gate of the gated place and I just kept driving. I gotta have it.

48:33 I can help you have this in your life. We got we got very I know right well. There is by the way, I just want to say, on that note, can you put up the QR code for the you know, the pipemin o f please want. I don't think Christine knows about this. There is a pipe man holy fans. Okay, you hit that tor code people and you could be on the Pipeman only fans. We just restructured it. I deleted all of twenty twenty fours content and we're playing all new content up now. So now is the time to subscribe to Pipeman only fans. Okay, you can take that away once. Okay, So now, okay, we have very little time life. And when I say very low, thirty seconds in real time and probably like two minutes in pipe man time. Okay, I want to hear you the freaking me.

49:32 At first thought, oh hell yeah, fetish you know Disneyland, why the fuck not? And then the second they said one sided mirrors and there were children on the other side, I went on, well, no, that's some. So you could watch your children while they're roaming around the park with no supervision. No, yeah, exactly, I was way window. Are you kidding me? And Disney you can be guaranteeing as filming all this shit. Okay, heck god, okay, but okay, reb swamp not real quick, because we know you're a big Disney fan. What's your opinion. No, I wouldn't pay. Two hundred dollars, not even if you can have six people in there at the same time behind them. No, that's what hotels are foreign. You go stay at the cheaper hotels thirty five dollars a night on Disney property.

50:21 I ain't paying two hundred dollars for an hour. Who can get anything done, especially if. Plus you got paid take more than an hour? Yeah, pleasure. Yeah, that's why you all one thousand dollars for the for the escort too, in addition to the place. Okay, now, okay, so here's my my thing. Right they said you can make love with a clear view of Cinderella. I'm okay, I'm okay with that. I think that's what they. Said, right, make love to Cinderella. But okay, now are they providing the people that you're going to be making love to or is there some type of a many that seems to do that, or.

51:01 It's a B y O B bring your own bitch. Perfect opportunity for people to see somebody in the in the park and go, hey, honey, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back, or I'm gonna go get cheiros and then they meet some crazy person that they just met in line. Well, now I know what to do because I like to go to Disney. So now when I now, I don't feel bad going to Disney by myself, I'll just pick up on another single one say hey, if you know about this, let me here's a question. Get in are you gonna pay more money, are you. Cur Here's a question. Here's a question. There's always a line for the rides. How long is the line going to be for these rooms for this ride?

51:50 Well, my question is My question is is if you could pay extra, if you can pay extra for them to dress up as any of the Disney characters, they provide the uniform. Yeah, I think it's just mark on the door for Rai. He says. If you're you gotta be this told to write this right. No doubt, that would be great. I love that. So before we go to that, we're gonna she doesn't even know this yet, but we're gonna have Christine on again. But we're not gonna talk about the same things. We're gonna talk about her psychic energy because psychic entangy and we love talking about spiritual and psychic stuff on this show on our show. And we'll even have it where like we'll have some questions for Christine and she's gonna in fact, you know what I'll do. I've done with every psychic we've ever had on the show. I Am going to be vulnerable and I will let Christine give me a tarot reading on the show and a real one, like, I'll do it just like I do anybody else, because like, if I go to people, I don't tell them anything like I used to when I was married. It was the only time I ever took my wedding ring off is if I went to a psychic, because I didn't want them to say anything based on that, because I loved when they would say, oh, you're due to get married in June. Oh really, I didn't know that. But yes, we're going to have her back on for that. Maybe it'll be next week. I don't know. I haven't even talked to her about it yet, but we'll see, and

53:21 we'll see how her schedule is a week. Got to go now, because once again I'm late, Christine on your show, you're never allowed to end late like I am. Okay, you all time, I know, and let me just tell you, like see why she's shouln because she gets in trouble for that stuff she does. I know, I need to send you emails that said, please forgive the swamp nut because it's mine. Yeah, okay, Meanwhile, end on time because it affects other people's shows. I just happen to have nobody being affected right now. But I had to make sure that we extended it for you, Christine, because as you are, I was lean of the universe in fifty shades of bullshit.

54:06 And by the way, I just got an email before the show W four CY Radio, which we're broadcasting on right now. One. An award and seeing as he's frozen awa here. It is Media and Marketing Award for twenty twenty four W four CY Radio. So keep tuning in even with all this debauchery. Okay, we'll be here tomorrow for Travel Tuesday on the Adventures pipe Man, same pipe channel, same pipe time, one pm Eastern Time, W four CY Radio, W four cy dot Com. Wednesday is what the Fuck Wednesday, which in twenty twenty five, there's a lot to talk about on that subject, okay, because every second of every day the pipe Man is saying what the fuck? And I never really said that before, but now I I do.

55:00 So thanks everybody for listening. Everybody, you can't listen to my show ever again if you don't check out and connect on socials with Christine and watch her show. Otherwise I will ban you, and I can tell one to ban you from the show. Okay, So don't play with me, thanks for listening Roll it one. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of Papement. I'm w for Cui Radio.